* Posts by beerandbiscuits

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BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days

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Lawyers aren't immune

I'm a litigator, and have come across more than one instance of contracts having been negotiated between lawyers using tracked changes and comments, but missing an amendment that was not tracked. They become so used to looking for the tracking that they don't read the rest. Those changes either then get incorporated into the final document (very expensive to sort out), or negotiations fail when someone picks it up later and the other party thinks they're winding back the negotiations.

My wife hates the fact that I do read the terms and conditions on everything. After a few years you get to know if something's out of the ordinary without having to spend too long on it.

Britain's courts lurch towards Skype and conference calls for trials as COVID-19 distancing kicks in

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But as ever, the information coming from the courts is too little and very late. The HMCTS web site still says (at 16.27 on 24.03.20) "As long as you, or the people who have to come with you, do not have confirmed or possible coronavirus (COVID-19) infection or do not need to self-isolate in line with NHS advice, you should continue to attend courts and tribunals as planned, unless informed otherwise".

It's all very well for the senior judiciary to change their minds after everyone has been sent home, but some of us are struggling on rural bandwidth and unable to get into our office emails let alone get hold of documents from the doc management system. It's definitely not going to cope with a 2 hour skype call.

As important as civil justice is, I cannot see why they cannot take the sensible approach at the moment of closing the civil courts to all except the most urgent cases, which can be dealt with on a case by case basis i.e. if you have something that really cannot wait, you contact the court to get it heard (much as has been done during High Court vacations for donkeys years).

Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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If by some freak accident I ever have a child, I've now got its name. Exuperius Biscuits.

Great article, once again. Love this series.

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

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Re: OK, I will

It is highly unlikely that they are rock doves. There are only two areas that still have pure rock doves - the Outer Hebrides and some remote parts of western Ireland. In neither case are they likely to get close to humans.

The shitters here are most likely feral pigeons; bastard cross breeds of rock doves, stock doves, wood pigeons and the other various doves/pigeons that inhabit these islands. The only one that's not worth eating is the feral pigeon.

Brits pay £490m extra for mobes they already own – Citizens Advice

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Let them pay

I'm fed up with this attitude that people who can't be bothered to look after their own money should have it looked after by regulations instead. The companies concerned rely on making money out of the idiots so that those of us who care about how much we pay can pay less.

I've been split ticketing advance fares on the railway for years, but now because some people can't be bothered the best deals are disappearing in favour of fares being "fair" for those who are just plain lazy. I change power and gas supplier regularly to the best deals, but now that is going the same way as the government says that people should automatically get better deals when they can't be arsed to do it themselves.

If people are too thick to realise they could be paying less, that's their problem - leave them to it.

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

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Re: Still I don't understand why Russian doesn't allow full tests.

It wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference to the conspiracy theories. The people who believe them will see the full scientific evidence and still come up with some utterly lunatic explanation for how that evidence still supports the conspiracy.

Cold calling director struck off for ‘flagrant’ breach of duties

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Getting your mate to open a company is a nice idea, but if you get caught, you're just as guilty as it you set up the company yourself. The Company Directors Disqualification Act 1986 says that someone who has had an order made against him

"shall not be a director of a company, act as receiver of a company’s property or in any way, whether directly or indirectly, be concerned or take part in the promotion, formation or management of a company".

The big problem, as mentioned above, is the fact that no one is responsible for checking on disqualified directors to make sure they're complying (checking company registrations would be pointless if the disqualified director was not on the application, which is nearly always the case). When they do get caught though, they invariably go to prison, max sentence 2 years and a fine. One I know of last year got 18 months.

As for AC above whose friend's company owns nothing, if his friend really thinks that will stop his creditors getting hold of his assets, he's an idiot. There are many ways to pursue such companies and their directors (real or shadow) and it's a rare case when they get away without losing considerably more than their debts when the costs have to be paid as well.

Decapitating Rockall: How a 1970s Navy expedition blasted the top off the Atlantic islet

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Re: Statute of Westminster

@Diogenes; Statute of Westminster

Parliament could indeed repeal the statutes that give effective independence to the dominions. It can also legislate to make it an offence to smoke on the streets of Paris (as a famous constitutional lawyer once wrote), but that does not mean that it could enforce those statutes in either case. Canada, Australia, New Zealand et al might just refuse to implement them.

Counter-terror cops arrest pair for sending poo-smeared toilet paper to public figures

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"After raiding their home, the police found another 110 letters that the couple intended to send"

All rolled up on a cardboard tube?

Lester Haines: RIP

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Pint

Sodding hell

Bloody shock that. I too will miss his wit and irreverence. I hope there's a decent brewery up there.

RIP

We're four years away from digitising England's courts – report

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Re: Oh wouldn't it be loverly

As someone else who works in the legal sector, I agree entirely with Bc1609, including that everyone I know in the legal profession wants reform of the current paper system. I would also be delighted if the court service's ability to lose important documents and in some cases whole files was removed. One of the things that most people probably don't appreciate is how much of the paper simply disappears - at a hearing I had last month, both sides had submitted numerous documents to the court for consideration at the hearing. None of the documents from either side reached the judge, leading to a hearing intended to be 30 minutes going on well over an hour.

I do have concerns about how the online part is going to be implemented though. Presumably the software behind this will be written by the usual lowest bidders, and their understanding of the requirements of litigation is likely to be thin. Other public sector computer projects do not exactly inspire confidence.

@Credas I think most lawyers are all too aware of the problems caused to litigants in person by the complexity of the system. I know from experience that plenty of lawyers find it hard enough to navigate through the Civil Procedure Rules, and LIPs are not likely to find it easier. I for one make sure that I provide as much information as possible to opponent LIPs on the process (it usually cuts costs for my client in the long run) but not all lawyers think the same way. I have my doubts though that these reforms will make it any easier for LIPs; claims will still have to go through the same procedures as now, just in a different way.

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

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Re: Also, does it matter ...

Ahh yes. That''ll be the kilogram that isn't a measure of weight.

But of course metric makes such perfect sense doesn't it.

Newzbin barrister struck off for owning site he represented

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Yes

His job is to represent his client's interests. The duty to the court covers things like putting forward a case which the barrister knows to be untrue. If you as his client say "I did it but I instruct you to say I didn't" the barrister would be embarrassed because if he continued he would have to breach either his duty to the court or his duty to the client. He would then have to stop acting for you.

Had he turned up at court and said "I am the man who owns Newsbin" he would have been fine. It was the deception that was the problem - you can't claim to be an independent representative with duties to the court when you are actually acting in your own interests.

Solicitors from hell website unplugged by libel judge

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I’m glad to see a few common sense posts at the end here. The fact is that this was not somewhere where people went to have their legitimate complaints aired in public. If it was, and the complaints were true and fair, there would be little if anything any of the solicitors could have done about it. The point here is that the solicitors had no means of replying to or correcting the posts. Even if they had been given the opportunity, their duty of confidentiality to their clients prevented them from disclosing the details to the site unless the complainant agreed.

If you have a complaint about your solicitor, you have plenty of means of redress. You should first complain to the firm. Many people regard this as a waste of time, but if you were an independent supplier in the IT industry and someone had a problem with something you had done, would you be happy if they published your details on a website as being unreliable (or worse) instead of asking you to put it right?

Second, there is the SRA. If you doubt its willingness to deal with errant solicitors, have a look at the decisions on its website. If the matter is serious enough it will be referred to the solicitors disciplinary tribunal which has wider powers.

If you want redress because you have suffered loss as a result of a solicitor’s actions or negligence, there are plenty of solicitors who specialise in claiming against other solicitors. This is going to be more difficult from later this year, because of the restrictions on conditional fee agreements, but that is not the fault of the lawyers. As someone mentioned above, all solicitors have to have insurance. If you have a legitimate claim, you will get redress.

Claims against solicitors in court, or complaints to the SRA are dealt with publicly. The results of complaints and many judgments are published online. If you want to check up on a solicitor before instructing him, go to the SRA’s web site.

There are crooked solicitors out there. Not many, but some. There are far more negligent solicitors out there, and most of those are negligent through carelessness or oversight rather than recklessness or fraud. Few lawyers will go through a whole career without a complaint of some sort, but that is usually because of the complexity of what we do, not because we are cashing in knowingly against a client’s interests. I, in common with most lawyers, rely on clients returning to me in future, and ripping them off does far more harm to me in the long run than doing my best for them.

I looked at the sfh site after the firm I then worked for was approached by Kordowski with a view to him referring potential negligence claims to them (in return for a hefty fee to go to K, obviously). The firm declined the offer because after looking at the site, it appeared that nearly all of the complaints related to the following:

1. the solicitor’s fees. All solicitors’ clients can have these assessed by the court if they wish, and are given information about how to do so at the beginning of the instruction, but that does not involve a claim or a complaint unless the solicitor refuses to deal with it, or

2. the client losing his case. No matter how good or bad the solicitor representing him, one side has to lose in every contested case - it does not mean that the solicitor was negligent, or

3. pure, unsubstantiated vitriol.

If there were legitimate complaints on the site, I could not work out what they were, and I spend my life looking for legitimate complaints amongst reams of irrelevant drivel.

Yes, I am a lawyer. No I have never been listed on sfh, or (as far as I am aware) any other such site.

Her Majesty's £444m court IT system can't even add up fines

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There's also the small matter that the people who are in power when the contract is negotiated often know damn well that they won't be around to take the blame when it all goes tits up. So they leave the project parameters wide enough that they can say a. it is a marvellous thing that will provide all the answers to the world's problems and b. 10 years later, it would have worked fine if the other party hadn't buggered it up.

The truth is that what they care about when they commission these things is political advantage, and they don't give two hoots about whether it works or not.

Stonehenge finds hint at rituals far more ancient than the stones

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I'd be interested to hear your evidence for brochs being burial related. The evidence AFAIK is for defensive structures.

And as for lumping great boulders around, you've never been to Callanish have you. Much more impressive if less well known than Stonehenge.

London bus timings mobile beta site spotted

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That's exactly what happens

with the bus stop boards in London. It's got nothing to do with where the bus actually is - it just tells you where it's timetabled to be. It's a complete waste of money.

Given the usual level of efficiency at tfl, I have no doubt that the same flaw will be included in any new system.

Toyota tech to steer cars round jaywalkers

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So let me get this right

If you team up with a friend or two, you can turn cars round to got back down the street they've just come up.

Sounds like fun to me.

Wallabies battle cattle farts

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Fine

You can be in charge of killing all the sheep, cattle, deer, goats, hens &C &c that will be surplus to requirements and which no one will want to feed any more.

I've got a big freezer - keep in touch.

BT, TalkTalk refused appeal against Digital Economy Act

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Strange

The lawyers have told no one how to do their jobs. It's the politicians that brought the law in, not the lawyers.

As for the DEA conflicting with EU law, the whole point of the decision was that it doesn't. Not yet at least.

Boffins brew up formula for consummate cuppa

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If it's with a bag, it's not perfect tea,

Loose tea (my preference is nilgiri leaf, but not everyone has taste) in the pot. Boiling water poured on whilst stirring, Cover with a cosy for no less than four minutes. Full fat milk in the cup. Pour tea onto milk. Replace cosy to keep the warmth in for seconds.

Hot bodies get super-slippery when wet

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torpedo

I'm sure there are some naval ordnance techno boffins out there who can put me right on this, but I would have thought the cavitation from all the escaping vapour would make for a hell of a noisy torpedo, which I would expect to cancel out at least some of the speed advantage.

Also how would the necessary temperature be maintained? Onboard equipment would take up space and fuel, which would presumably limit range and warhead size.

Over to the people who claim to know what they're talking about.

Judge mulls 'wasted costs' as ACS:Law cases close

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It's not as straightforward as it sounds

It may well be that the people ACSL represented had no legitimate claim, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the file sharers can undo a payment made in settlement. A settlement of a claim (even before it is brought before a court) is a contract equivalent to "in exchange for you not suing me, I will pay you £x". Whether the proceedings would ultimately succeed is neither here nor there - you pay them off to stop them bringing the claim in the first place.

I am not aware that there is any suggestion that ACSL did not have instructions from a client. My understanding is that it has now been shown in the proceedings that that client has no claim against the defendants, suggesting that he did have instructions. In any event, it is improbable that any of us will ever see them because they are privileged.

Btw, the £300,000 figure probably means that there were far more than 600 who paid up. It is highly unlikely that ACSL would have kept the whole £500. Much more likely that they were entitled to keep a percentage on a contingency basis, with the remainder going to the client.

Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

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@ Loyal Commenter

Strangely enough, that's exactly my point.

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If they work on that definition

it's bye bye to all "climate scientists" isn't it.

Min of Justice to crack down on dodgy compo claims

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@ Naughtyhorse

At the moment, no, but that is what the proposed reforms want to bring in.

As matters stand, you don't cover the costs at all, unless you are the person who is successfully sued. Your solicitor receives nothing from you in any event (bar perhaps a small amount of the fee (usually no more than 4%) which for reasons that are too complicated to go into here are not recoverable from the loser). If you lose the case, the solicitor gets nothing. If you win, in the vast majority of cases, the costs, including the success fee, are paid by the losing party.

One of the things that is being proposed now is exactly what you say. The proposal is that the success fee is paid out of any damages you recover, i.e. you do have to pay for the lack of success on another case. I agree that this is fundamentally wrong.

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"An alternative view would be that the hourly charges quoted by the solicitor are insufficient to make this business model pay - so he adds extra charges where he can. IOW, he disguises the true cost of litigation by quoting an unsustainable headline rate which is then bumped up on success."

If that's the way you want to look at it, but it is cynical in the extreme. Bear in mind that these arrangements were unlawful until the 90s and only introduced by politicians who wanted to find an alternative way of funding cases when legal aid was being cut. And they did it in the face of protests from the lawyers who didn't want the change.

"And the MoJ agrees that these charges are not part of the cost."

At the moment, yes, but their view changes on a regular basis. I don't agree with the current view which ignores the reason why CFAs were allowed in the first place.

"There will always be a goodly number of cases which are readily won. CFAs will always be with us. But the market will shrink - the chancers will no longer have such a good probability of payout with such minimal risks. So there will be a tendency for the less well-founded cases to fall by the wayside, whilst simple cases with clear liability will still be dealt with as CFAs. This is a Good Thing (tm) all round - unless you are a dodgy CFA solicitor."

Most badly founded cases fall by the wayside anyway. CFA solicitors review the cases at the outset and if they are badly founded, the solicitor refuses to take the risk of not getting paid. You seem to be under the impression that CFAs are only, or mainly, used in poor cases but that is not the case. They are mostly used by genuine litigants with real problems who have no other way of bringing a case.

"Nonsense. Most people will be able to get legal representation - but with shaky cases, they will undoubtedly have to do some of the funding themselves. Again, a Good Thing."

Except that most people won't be able to afford it, including those with good cases.

"From http://www.thejudge.co.uk/after-the-event-insurance :-

[quotes omitted]

I'm deliberately quoting from an insurance broker, because they are selling the product that you claim does not exist."

Disbursements are the expenses that the solicitor has to pay out. They do not include his own fees.

With regard to the main aspect of the article, relating to claims companies offering cash incentives, I do agree with the change though, as that does encourage spurious claims often with claimants lying to create the claim, not because of the perceived damages but because of the cash they can get up front. We need to bear in mind though that CFAs are not only used in these situations; they are offered by many firms on all types of civil claims.

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Vic - You are missing the point on conditional fee agreements

No win no fee means just that - if the case is not successful, the solicitor gets paid nothing, when he may have done thousands of pounds worth of work. In litigation there is never any certainty of winning, so a solicitor who takes on cases on CFAs will deal with a certain number of cases where he will not be paid. The success fee is not a bonus designed to give him a freebie - it is the compensatory element on successful cases to balance the cases where nothing is paid.

This ensures that the solicitor is happy to take on CFAs in the first place.

Why, you might ask, do we care if CFA's are taken on? The answer is that for the vast majority of people there is simply no other way of getting access to legal representation. Legal aid in civil cases is almost non existent - only those on benefits need apply. For those on ordinary incomes, the CFA is the only way they will be able to get advice or representation without potentially bankrupting themselves.

The ATE insurance is designed to cover the costs of the other side if the case is lost and a costs order is made against the unsuccessful CFA funded litigant. It does not benefit the solicitor dealing with the case in any way.

The worry with these proposals is that solicitors will not be able to deal with CFAs without making a loss so they simply won't deal with them. That means that most people will not be able to get legal representation. The only people who will benefit from that are the potential defendants, most of whom are quite capable of affording the legal costs anyway.

National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

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Rubbish

The only people who got an id card were the die hard enthusiasts who knew all the arguments and also knew the positions of all the political parties.

They got the card in the knowledge that they would be scrapped and when there was no assurance that they would get their money back. More fool them.

It was the very few people like that who lumbered the rest of us with the enormous cost of the whole project so as far as I'm concerned it's only fair that they should pay more.

No sympathy here.

Default judgement FAIL: ACS:Law muffs up in court

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Legal

As someone who has to deal with the courts, I have some sympathy for them on the points relating to service and filing of the defences. It simply isn't the fault of the litigant (no matter what you think of his case) if the court hasn't done its job properly by serving the claim, properly recording the fact and sending out the filed defences to the claimant.

On the other hand, there is really little excuse for the pleading errors and the pretty obvious failures to follow procedure on the judgment requests. These are things litigators deal with on a daily basis, and they shouldn't be getting them wrong.

Operation Ore decision a 'serious miscarriage of justice' - lawyer

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Experts

In total the court heard from 4 expert witnesses. At trial, a Mr Fisher for O’Shea and Dr Type for the prosecution. The jury heard both side’s experts before convicting.

On appeal, the prosecution relied on the evidence of Dr Sharples, and O’Shea on a Mr Bates. Bates’s evidence was the only evidence found by O’Shea in the years since his conviction to support his defence of fraud. Aside from the fact that Bates’s theories do not add up, it is not entirely surprising that the court would prefer any other expert’s view over his given the following passage from the judgment:

“Quite apart from other reasons, in our view his denial to us of having signed a confidentiality agreement in the case of Grout was a deliberate lie, maintained until his signed agreement was produced to him. It is also relevant that he has been convicted of perjury as a result of his misrepresenting his qualifications when giving evidence.”

There is no question of the court ignoring expert evidence. The court considered the evidence of both experts on the appeal, and decided not to follow the one whose theories did not stack up and who was a proven liar.

I can’t see anything wrong with that.

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Well actually

If you want to read the judgment here http://www.judiciary.gov.uk/Resources/JCO/Documents/Judgments/o-shea-judgment-06122010.pdf, you'll find that you'd have to have signed up to it through his dial up connection, using his own passwords, and have him not query the billing when he did query other items on the same bills.

Not as simple as he would have you believe.

Judges reject Operation Ore appeal

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Deliberate

Otherwise whose ip address are they going to publish?

Examples in judgments nearly always avoid using real details.

Deep space COMET FLYBY: First PICS

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Paris Hilton

19000 miles

LOHAN's going to have to watch out for stuff like this.

Swedes brew up 18.5 per cent 'Ace of Spades Porter'

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Fractional distillation

has been used by the Germans for a long time, without complaint - it's called eisbock. The difference is that the reason behind it has traditionally been to concentrate the flavour rather than to create distillate strength beers, hence eisbock is usually 10 - 12%.

I haven't tried any of Brewdog's top end strength beers, so I can't comment on the flavours, but personally I would rather have a good single malt if I was going for a beer based drink at that strength.

Trident delay by the Coalition: Cunning plan, or bad idea?

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Couldn't agree more

All this nonsense about "who will we use it against" misses the point of a deterrent. No one wants to use it, but in 10, 15, 20 years time we don't know who might be threatening us, and that could just as easily be Monaco or Djibouti as North Korea, France or China.

Various countries have developed or are developing both nuclear weaponry and delivery systems, many of them outside of the non proliferation treaty. Those countries will regard that technology not just as a useful bit of muscle on the world stage, but also as a very good revenue raiser. By selling the technology on to other countries which care not a jot about non proliferation, we could end up as one of the few countries without a deterrent if we get rid of it now.

The difference we would have is a navy capable of hiding our weapons offshore, where they can't be detected. That is not something that many countries can boast, but it seems to be under threat now. 2 coracles and a canoe do not a navy make, and we need to keep enough ships and subs at sea, not just to project power, but to protect ourselves.

The cost is minimal compared with the risk, not to mention the increased cost when we realise, too late, that the means to defend ourselves isn't there.

Software re-sale restricted by US Court of Appeals

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@ Davidoff

A nice enough summation of the general law on contract in this area, but there are exceptions. If you buy a ticket for e.g. a railway journey, it is subject to the rules of carriage, even though you may not have seen them. The courts will create new exceptions if they are needed, and in the UK, that usually means where there is commercial justification for it. The fact that for the last 20 odd years nearly every piece of software has been sold with a EULA would very likely be taken as evidence that everyone knows that they are buying no more than the right to use.

What is perhaps more interesting is the concept of consideration i.e. the price, in contract law. Generally, if there is no consideration for something then there is no contract. If you have contracted with the retailer to acquire the medium, what consideration has passed from you to the manufacturer? Absent consideration, there is no contract.

As to Sale of Goods Act cases mentioned elsewhere, these are not really relevant to this. It might (subject to what I have said above) give you a remedy against the retailer for not selling you what they said you were getting, but it would be unlikely to afford a defence against a claim by the manufacturer.

I suspect that the dearth of cases on this subject in the higher courts in the UK is because the manufacturers have no wish to face these arguments, and they will settle rather than risk having the points decided against them.

Police, ACPO, public set to clash on filming rights

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Not quite

s1 Torts (Interference with Goods) Act 1977; "Detinue is abolished."

They could however apply for an order for delivery up of the material, but the police would claim PACE in defence as their entitlement to retain it.

You are possibly right that the question could be one of the basis of the seizure but also its reaonableness. Is there evidence that the attempted to obtain the details of the cameraman so that the material could be obtained later? If not, what was the basis on which they thought it would be unavailable at a later time?

There is also a technical argument over s23 and whether a "place" would include the street once the ejusdem generis rule is applied.

I am not aware that these arguments have been tested though, so the police will undoubtedly argue away to their heart's content unless and until someone goes to court to find out.

Boffins baffled by 'magnetar': Ought to be black hole, but isn't

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As any fule kno

you can reverse the polarity of a neutron flow, so what's the problem?

People have no bloody idea about saving energy

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Yes - but that's only one model

Doorstep delivery is not part and parcel of reuse - you can take bottles back to the shop instead.

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reuse not recycling

I am very far from being an eco tosser, but as someone who appreciates the countryside, I believe in not filling it up with our rubbish. But at least as far as bottles go, recycling is not the answer.

Glass may not be as carbon friendly in manufacture as cans, but glass can be reused, as it used to be, and not just for milk. I remember as a child in the seventies taking squash and lemonade bottles back to the shop to reclaim the deposits - it was my main source of income for years. Now if you have a glass botlle that's used say 20 times before it reaches the end of its useful life, that is a lot better than using an aluminium can, which cannot be reused.

On the power side, the US use 120v, not our 230. So what difference does that make to cutting bills by those methods over here?

Imitate Real Ale quaffers, save the economy, says biz prof

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Holiday

The opening days are mostly dictated by the fact that CAMRA's festivals are run by volunteers, who have to take a week's holiday from their ordinary jobs to run them. If you add the weekends either side, you get 9 days straight to run through. 3 days to set up, and 1 to take down is roughly how it works, so that fits in with most people being able to take a week off to staff the event.

If you open on Thurs to Sun, that means a one day shorter festival, which can't happen because of venue costs (in the case of the larger 5 day events), so you're talking about Weds to Sun or Thur to Mon, in either case meaning the whole of the first week to allow for set up. The staff would then need to take an extra one or two days' holiday, which most people just can't do.

In any case, the amount of beer ordered at the festivals you mention is such that it is rare for even the popular beers to run out before Friday. In the case of the Great British BF at Earls Court, the really popular beers i.e. champion beer of Britain competition winners, have additional orders placed to make sure that they don't run out. And the chances of you not being able to find a few you like in the 200+ that are normally left at GBBF by Saturday are, I think, slender.

As for the benefits of CAMRA membership, how about cheap entry to beer festivals, cheap beer books (including the Good Beer Guide), monthly mag with details of new beers and good pubs. And of course the fact that you are helping to promote good decent beer.

I should declare an interest - I will be running the Nelson Bar at this year's GBBF from 3 to 7 August. Coincidentally, that means I will be serving the Doom Bar and Black Prince, although Skinners will have Betty Stogs and Cornish Blonde. See you there.

Yorks cops charge Segway rider under 1835 road law

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Except that nearly all of the Act has been repealed.

See the statute law database link above.

This law is used frequently against pavement cyclists, so it's no surprise that they're extending it to another menace.

eBay shill bidder gets £5,000 fine

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OK

I am a lawyer. This is English law, so does not apply elsewhere. It is not advice and should not be relied on without consultation with a solicitor on your own circumstances.

At law, there is usually nothing wrong with bidding on your own auction provided that you make it clear in the auction conditions that your right to bid on your own item is reserved. The right is specifically reserved in land transactions by the Sale of Land by Auction Act 1867, but is of general application.

In this case though, there cannot be a reservation because it is against the auctioneer's rules to bid on your own item. In that case, as mentioned above, the Fraud Act comes into play. For what it's worth it would have been unlawful at common law prior to the Fraud Act coming into force, but that's not relevant to this situation. Section 1(1) provides that "A person is guilty of fraud if he is in breach of any of the sections listed in subsection (2)." Section 2(1) states "A person is in breach of this section if he—

(a)dishonestly makes a false representation, and

(b)intends, by making the representation—

(i)to make a gain for himself or another, or

(ii)to cause loss to another or to expose another to a risk of loss."

A bid is a representation to the auctioneer and to other bidders, and therefore the bid is a fraud under the Act. There are other ways that this behaviour could be fraudulent too.

As for making offers on property in writing and getting written acceptance, that can amount to a contract, but I would not advise any buyer to do this. At the time of the offer, there will usually have been no investigation of title, or searches to ensure that the property is one you relly want to buy. So you might find that you are contractually bound to buy a property with subsidence, next to a planned 6 lane motorway and the seller doesn't have absolute title to the land.

FSA: Of course customers don't read contracts

beerandbiscuits

Just the same as here then

The Unfair Terms in Consumer Contracts Regs 1999 say pretty much the same thing, as did the 1994 regs that preceded them. The reason being of course, that Spain adopted the same rules as the rest of the EU, when they were told they had to by Directive 93/13.