* Posts by Jonathan 27

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Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

Jonathan 27

Sounds like it's an idea to give 17.10 a pass, but, saying that. I'm probably going to install to tonight anyway. I can always just roll back a backup.

Jonathan 27

Re: Nice

Hell, no. My mouse would be destroyed within an hour. My cat's already destroyed one computer mouse and if he gets his little paws on another it's sure to be destroyed.

HPE quits cloud servers, two weeks after telling El Reg it wouldn't do that

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They claimed the HP/HPE split was to isolate the low margin businesses. It looks like it's more likely that HPE will be the one to totally tank at this rate.

Windows Fall Creators Update is here: What do you want first – bad news or good news?

Jonathan 27

I'd say Ubuntu too, it's got a huge community and it's easy to install and keep up to date even if you've never seen a command line in your life. It even supports simple installs for proprietary drivers, which you probably want unless you're a huge open-source wonk.

Jonathan 27

Re: Windows 7 ... missing features

You don't need to install Linux just to format or even re-partition a hard drive. The Windows installer can do both. Just pick "New Install" and then the option to pick a partition. You've been able to do that from Windows 98 at least, but the version in Windows 7+ is much more flexible.

Linux kernel community tries to castrate GPL copyright troll

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This case is a little weird because it's one developer suing alone, but there are a lot of companies stealing GPL code and repackaging it in commercial applications. So that leaves me in a weird place because I support enforcing the GPL, but the way this guy is doing it doesn't feel right.

New coding language Fetlang's syntax designed to read like 'poorly written erotica'

Jonathan 27

Yeah...

That's generally a BIOS prompt, not DOS. You can disable it in the BIOS on most machines, I've seen even recent machines with "Keyboard Failure Warning" listed in the BIOS setup screen.

Rejecting Sonos' private data slurp basically bricks bloke's boombox

Jonathan 27

My cat accepts all the EULAs for me. He just loves walking over the keys on the keyboard so all I need to do is just put it on the floor and within a few minutes, bam, he's hit the right key. At least most of the time.

It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too

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Re: Who designed this then?

Blame Von Neumann's stored program concept, if computers had totally separate data and executable storage this wouldn't be a problem. But as such, all the data on you computer MIGHT be a program.

Et tu Accenture? Then fall S3er: Consultancy giant leaks private keys, emails and more online

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Re: Oooohhh Nooooo

You CAN implement websites directly using S3, but only if you have exclusively static content. The more likely use I came up with was as a store for publicly-available images.

Microsoft Edge shock: Browser opts for Apple WebKit, Google Blink

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Re: Microsoft need to accept that they are not the only game in town anymore

If you want to run SQL Server on a Mac "server" natively, you can just install Linux and then SQL for Linux. SQL server is going to use up all the system resources anyway. Otherwise just put it on a Linux or Windows VM and call it a day.

Oracle VP: 'We want the next decade to be Java first, Java always'

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Re: The next decade...

Definitely won't happen, if anything software will be written in even more high-level languages. It's been shown time and again that productivity beats performance (at least as far as management is concerned). JavaScript everywhere! That's not even the next frontier anymore, it's the current reality.

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

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Re: IT'S A DEMON, NOT A DEVIL

I think "pagan" religions are more threatening to Christian fundamentalists than Christian demons would be.

Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

Jonathan 27

If we're in a simulation, then how do we know if it's possible to simulate our universe. Maybe physics is totally different outside the simulation. The simulation could be powered by a Dyson sphere, or a thousand Dyson spheres, there is literally no limit to the possibilities. This whole line of thinking is rather silly, the idea that we're in a simulation is a non-falsifiable statement. No amount of rational thinking can disprove it, although I suppose there might be some sort of currently unknown way to prove it, possibly.

Do i believe we're in a simulation? No, probably not. But that doesn't mean that this line of thinking proves anything. All this paper proves is lack of imagination. Also, the paper doesn't put forward the conclusion that the author of this piece infers. In fact that inference dies immediately if take away the idea that the simulation in question could easily be running on a quantum computer or another more sophisticated computer that we can't even imagine.

BYOD might be a hipster honeypot but it's rarely worth the extra hassle

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Re: Just four years ago, Gartner reckoned by 2017....

Those are really for two different industries. BYOD is an IT thing, there the other two are software development ideas.

Did I mention my employer is successfully using DevOPS? Machine learning is very much a limited-use, high cost thing. The Amazons and Googles of the world are using that, but not really anyone else.

Jonathan 27

Yeah...

There is no way I'd install MobileIron's crapware on my personal phone. If my employer told me that, I'd ask them when they'd be issuing me a company phone.

Drunk canoeing no longer driving offence in Canada

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Re: Really? It's not a joke.

Sorry, you're not correct. The Queen of England can even declare Canada at war with another country and the statutory head of the Canadian government (Governor General) reports directly to her. While she doesn't actually exert her authority, it's there on the books. Canada didn't even become a fully separate country until the Constitution Act was signed in 1982. I feel like you might have slept through the mandatory Canadian history class in high school.

Jonathan 27

Re: How Legal?

As legal as alcohol. Which where I live means you have to nip in to the government-run store that sells it.

Jonathan 27

Re: sounds like a joke but...

The logic is that if you only stand to injure yourself, it should be legal. It's also not illegal to ride a bicycle drunk, although that's also a really bad idea.

Don’t fear the software shopkeeper: T&Cs banning bad reviews aren’t legal in America

Jonathan 27

If someone tries to give me a set of ridiculous terms and services I just turn around and leave... Leave a bad review on all the social medias that is! I also go somewhere else, because that's a clear sign that the business in question is terrible and not worth my time or money.

Want to get around app whitelists by pretending to be Microsoft? Of course you can...

Jonathan 27

Yeah...

If you have admin access, you can disable code signing checks. So it's not that big a deal, if you could do it without a privileges escalation attack first, that would be pretty novel.

Database biz MongoDB files to go public, hopes to raise a cool $100m

Jonathan 27

I'm just waiting for MongoDB to go tits up and get snapped up by Oracle, Microsoft or Amazon. They don't seem to have much of a business model. It's a shame though, the product is really good. I guess they could go the other way and transition to a community-driven open source project, but I don't hold out much hope of that.

Mobe reception grief turns LTE Apple Watch 3 into – er, a dull watch

Jonathan 27

I prefer my watches without wireless connectivity, thanks. Why does everything need to be connected to the internet?

You lost your ballpoint pen, Slack? Why's your Linux version unsigned?

Jonathan 27

This is partly the fault of yum's maintainers. There should be a blatantly obvious warning and acceptance prompt if you try to install an unsigned package. That would force companies to do it to prevent complaints from users.

Compsci degrees aren't returning on investment for coders – research

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Re: Peak Code Monkey

I think it's more a factor of the amount of development that's web-based now than anything else. Front-end web development accounts for a large amount of that JavaScript demand. Combine that with HTML-based mobile app platforms and you're covering most of it. Some people are using JavaScript for server-side scripting too, primarily using Node.JS, but it's not a huge segment at this point.

It's more of a move towards web development than"hipster coders". If you value your future in this industry you need to make sure you web skills are up to date. If you're retiring in 10 years or less you can probably ignore it. I'm too young to ignore it.

Jonathan 27

Re: Peak Code Monkey

I don't know where you went to school, but I had to take math and physics courses to get my Comp Sci degree.

Uber Cali goes ballistic, calls online ads bogus: These million-dollar banners are something quite atrocious

Jonathan 27

Do people really still say that? "the bomb"?

Microsoft teases web-based Windows Server management console

Jonathan 27

Why do I feel like this is just going to result in having to go 3 places to set things up in Windows server instead of the current 2. First Windows Server required using GUI tools, then they added PowerShell commands for SOME but not all functions. AND some settings are now ONLY accessible through PowerShell. Now they're adding a HTML GUI, that only supports a subset of functions.

I wish they'd at least finish ONE of those interfaces before building another one.

Noise-canceling headphones with a DO NOT DISTURB light can't silence your critics

Jonathan 27

These would never work, nor will anything else like this because people who are interrupting you at work always think whatever they want to talk to you about is too important to wait... Regardless of how unimportant it might be.

Atlassian releases 'Stride', because HipChat isn't hip enough to whack Slack

Jonathan 27

Stride makes me think of sugar free gum.

We currently use Slack and JIRA around here, and I can't see us WANTING to change that. But if Atlassian offers bundled pricing the beancounters may force the situation.

Facebook ties JavaScript code together with Yarn

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Re: Adding to the confusion

First one to race to the trademark office wins.

Dude who claimed he invented email is told by judge: It's safe to say you didn't invent email

Jonathan 27

Re: Constantly Lying.

If you repeat something enough times people will start believing you. That's the only think his claim is based on. Even at the time he wrote his program, similar programs were already available. There is no fact behind his claims, just repeated claims. He uses methods commonly used in confidence scams.

Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!

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It seems like Alistair Dabbs is slowly becoming Simon Travaglia by becoming one shade more disillusioned every year. Keep up the good work.

P.S. Is it weird that I both think Ding is the stupidest thing ever and that I wish I'd thought of it first?

Dell's flagship XPS13 – a 2-in-1 that may fatally frustrate your fingers

Jonathan 27

Yeah...

I have a last-gen XPS 15 (9550) and I can tell you that the keyboard isn't an issue after you get used to it. It takes a few weeks, but after that you'll never think about it again. It also has an issue with being hard to open, not because the slot is hard to get to, but because you have to hold both sides of the laptop to pry it apart because the hinge is so stiff, that's annoying. I can't say anything about your other issues, my notebook has a power/charge LED and a 5 LED charge indicator on the side. The power button is also fairly large.

But after saying that, I had a QC issue with my notebook that arose about 1 month in to my ownership of the laptop (GPU died) and it took, and I'm not exaggerating here, 3 months to get them to fix it. In the intervening time I actually got angry and built another computer. Since they fixed it I haven't had any issues with it, but it also doesn't get that much use... the desktop is now my primary computer. After my horrible experience with their support line I don't think I'll buy a Dell any time soon, especially since this isn't the first time I've had a problem with a Dell. I had an XPS 15 L521x and that thing was such a huge pile of crap that they bought it back, after 3 attempted replacements because the entire model is faulty.

Continuous integration platforms are broken – here's what needs fixing

Jonathan 27

Re: Stability

What I love is how npm package updates ALWAYS break something. Half the time the developer of the package has made so many breaking changes you have to totally re-write the code that calls that package. I wish I could say we're writing wrappers around every 3rd-party plugin now, but we're not...

This is annoying for front-end JS, but if you're using Node.JS it's horrible. Your entire application can require days of reworking when you update a single package, which then causes all of it's dependencies to update. And even simple Node applications have 50 - 100 packages because of dependencies.

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Re: Here's what I'd like...

Visual Studio + TFS supports almost all of your points there.

1. The build server is still a separate thing, but it uses the exact same compiler and generates the same error messages as a local build.

2. As above, they're the same messages and are delivered to whoever pushed to the build server, which can reject the build (gated build).

3. You can send selfsets to other developers, I think that might cover this.

4. You can set TFS to deploy to a set environment after every check-in, or at intervals and you can do it multiple times so that covers this entirely.

Requiring tests to pass also an option.

Anyway, my point is that Microsoft's tooling already supports 99% of what you want to do here. I'm really surprised this isn't common across the board. What are you using? Subversion? CVS? TI Pocket Calculators?

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Re: re: No one "checks in" anything any more.

Not breaking the build is kind of a low bar for software quality and unit tests can only really test for things the developer can envision, and most problems with things I've written come from situations I'd never have thought of. This is absolute bare minimum.

I'm not saying continuous integration is bad, just that's not fool proof. Even after code reviews and gated check-ins you can still have problems.

Biz sends apps to public cloud, waves 'bye to on-premises server folk. NO! WAIT!

Jonathan 27

Locked in now, no chance to survive otherwise. Outsourcing is self-perpetuating.

Did I mention I work for a SaS company?

The sky is blue, water is wet and UK PC shipments are down

Jonathan 27

Yeah, it has nothing at all to do with the fact that PC sales are falling everywhere and Intel hasn't released a compelling new CPU since Sandy Bridge. Nothing to do with that.

Sorry, but those huge walls of terms and conditions you never read are legally binding

Jonathan 27

This is why I never accept EULAs, my cat Mr Fluffy does for me.

What weighs 800kg and runs Windows XP? How to buy an ATM for fun and profit

Jonathan 27

You say that, but I caught my cat the other day writing JavaScript in a vain attempt to develop an automatic cat food ordering bot. If his spelling wasn't so bad I'd be up to my neck in cat food by now.

FYI: Web ad fraud looks really bad. Like, really, really bad. Bigly bad

Jonathan 27

Seeing as almost all real humans are running ad blockers now, I don't think many advertisers would pay for ads if the people selling them actually told them the truth. Online ad fraud has been a problem since 10 minutes after online ads were invented and the situation has been going rapidly downhill since 2005 which is about when the average user discovered ad blockers, because Firefox extensions just made it so easy. I'm even running one now, although I white-list sites I like, like this one. I'm even running an adblock detector blocker.

Fun fact, did you know that there is no actual proof that advertising really changes anyone's opinion on products. The only thing it's been proven to do is let people know a product exists, if they didn't already. So advertising well known products like Coke and Tide may actually be totally pointless.

Jonathan 27

Yeah...

Quality products very rarely have annoying web ads. So if the ad is annoying you can be sure the product is a pile of crap you shouldn't buy so you're not missing out on anything.

How to build your own DIY makeshift levitation machine at home

Jonathan 27

Re: Hoverboards?

You want a hoverboard that will only work if placed inside a levitation chamber?

HBO Game Of Thrones leak: Four 'techies' arrested in India

Jonathan 27

Are you going to pay the insurance premiums? I think not.

Pssst, wanna know a secret? MongoDB has confidentially filed for IPO, reports suggest

Jonathan 27

Re: MongoDB ... never by choice

I think it's easy to use, for one thing. That's using Mongoose, from Node.JS and only if you almost never query on anything but ID. That's very specific, I know.

Jonathan 27

Very few people in the USA would get the reference.

Not another Linux desktop! Robots cross the Uncanny Valley

Jonathan 27

Re: BBC TV programme "Hyper Evolution: Rise of the Robots" is

Technology hasn't failed us, there is just a subset of swindlers that oversell the current state of technology that ultimately disappoints us. AI that can genuinely learn is possible (although dangerous), but we're so far away from that at this point that it's only realistic in science fiction. Anyone who claims otherwise in the near-term is either a hopeless optimist or an intentional swindler.

Apple weans itself off Intel with 'more ARM chips' for future Macs

Jonathan 27

Right, as all children were.

Jonathan 27

Re: Doesn't seem very feasible

It's more likely that app writers will have to write a separate background process that is executed on the ARM processor. You can't migrate processes between two different CPUs running different architectures.

Apple should just go all in and build an ARM-powered MacBook Air (Or MacBook Lite, or any other name marketing likes) to slot under an x86 MacBook and MacBook Pro. Then they can see if it will sell. I think it will, at least to their core audience, people who don't know what type of CPU is in their computer.

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