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TIME TRAVEL TEST finds black holes needed to make photons flit

Tuesday 24th June 2014 10:27 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

Ah the old magicians twin brother

Instead, “the time-travel was simulated by using a second photon to play the part of the past incarnation of the time travelling photon”

Abracadabra {puff of smoke} and I've magically teleported to the other end of the room OPA

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Torvalds rails at Linux developer: 'I'm f*cking tired of your code'

Tuesday 8th April 2014 13:06 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

What was the story about again, I forgot (Sorry, I mean "I've forgotten")

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Time travellers outsmart the NSA

Monday 6th January 2014 15:46 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

"HASHTAGICANCHANGETHEPAST2"

They tried but after screaming "HASHTAGICANCHANGETHEPAST2" into the mouse Scotty gave up.

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Never mind Azure: They BROKE Twitter!

Friday 27th July 2012 10:28 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

I dunno why they called it Twitter - everyone knows that is the sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter!!

Paris, because....you know..

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Gates defends Ballmer's Skype gamble

Wednesday 18th May 2011 14:57 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

Platform support gone?

Does this mean no more Skype for Android/Linux?

On another note, maybe MS heard about the major Skype security cock-up on Android phones and thought Skype would fit right in with them.

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Bin Laden corpse pics will be malware, says FBI

Wednesday 4th May 2011 15:12 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

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You'll have to wait until next weeks "Will It Blend"

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Google donates a billion cores to boffins

Monday 18th April 2011 17:26 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

Finally!!!

Somewhere to compile my new Pong game

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Bot attacks Linux and Mac but can't lock down its booty

Thursday 20th January 2011 13:43 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

No need for AV on Linux

AV software is *always* playing catchup with the bad guys, it just can't be trusted.

Install AIDE or Tripwire. Setup a simple script to check for system changes before applying any updates, if any startup scripts have changed you can manually check them and remove any viral additions - seeeemplez.

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Israel and US fingered for Stuxnet attack on Iran

Tuesday 18th January 2011 12:06 GMT Spicy McMarsbar

'nother angle

Iran creates virus, patches its own systems, claims Israel/US are attacking it and that its nuke programme is now years behind schedule because of it. Step 4: profit??

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