* Posts by Spicy McMarsbar

11 posts • joined 15 Jun 2010

TIME TRAVEL TEST finds black holes needed to make photons flit

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Ah the old magicians twin brother

Instead, “the time-travel was simulated by using a second photon to play the part of the past incarnation of the time travelling photon”

Abracadabra {puff of smoke} and I've magically teleported to the other end of the room OPA

Torvalds rails at Linux developer: 'I'm f*cking tired of your code'

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What was the story about again, I forgot (Sorry, I mean "I've forgotten")

Time travellers outsmart the NSA

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"HASHTAGICANCHANGETHEPAST2"

They tried but after screaming "HASHTAGICANCHANGETHEPAST2" into the mouse Scotty gave up.

Never mind Azure: They BROKE Twitter!

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Paris Hilton

I dunno why they called it Twitter - everyone knows that is the sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter!!

Paris, because....you know..

Gates defends Ballmer's Skype gamble

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Linux

Platform support gone?

Does this mean no more Skype for Android/Linux?

On another note, maybe MS heard about the major Skype security cock-up on Android phones and thought Skype would fit right in with them.

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Bin Laden corpse pics will be malware, says FBI

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You'll have to wait until next weeks "Will It Blend"

Google donates a billion cores to boffins

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Finally!!!

Somewhere to compile my new Pong game

Bot attacks Linux and Mac but can't lock down its booty

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Linux

No need for AV on Linux

AV software is *always* playing catchup with the bad guys, it just can't be trusted.

Install AIDE or Tripwire. Setup a simple script to check for system changes before applying any updates, if any startup scripts have changed you can manually check them and remove any viral additions - seeeemplez.

Israel and US fingered for Stuxnet attack on Iran

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'nother angle

Iran creates virus, patches its own systems, claims Israel/US are attacking it and that its nuke programme is now years behind schedule because of it. Step 4: profit??

Wikileaks publishes encrypted 'insurance' file

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Password for the file

"secret1" without the quotes

Twitter topples over

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RE: can someone translate please

"We fucked up"

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