* Posts by ortunk

31 posts • joined 11 Jun 2010

Boffins stole our 3D files – and gave them all to Facebook's AI eggheads, claims Lithuanian biz

ortunk

Re: FFS

Still trying to understand what you hope to accomplish trolling the comments this way.

One would expect from a person so enlightened to better spend his pastimes / work hours.

ortunk

Re: Machine Learning!

I think I.Geller is a soddily programmed shot at a text peocessing AI.

ProtonMail filters this into its junk folder: New claim it goes out of its way to help cops spy

ortunk

So your mail comes over telnet (port 23)?

Guess smtp and submission are blocked in CH..

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

ortunk
Devil

I usually hangup on shouty man

Then next time they call (5 seconds max) I explain in really calm tone that unless we communicate in a civil manner...

Shouts...

Hang up...

Repeat...

SAP cofounder admits: Biz goofed on branding, confused customers, depressed staff

ortunk

Doggy internet connection in a demo?

What kind of a biggest event is that.

Ah well dodgy company and dodgy connection, follows I suppose...

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

ortunk

Did that for a while

In a clinic where i was nursing a friend through a bad drug habbit, i randomly waved at cctv cameras at night

Drove the doctors crazy how i knew they were watchinf

DXC Security exec: Yes, I'd have thought we'd spend more on certs and laptop kit for staff, too

ortunk
Big Brother

We are a family!

Everytime you hear these words, run like hell! It just means you are to be violated and abused in more than one possible way very very soon.

Buffer overflow flaw in British Airways in-flight entertainment systems will affect other airlines, but why try it in the air?

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Devil

A bored nerd is still a nerd, and nerds do these kind of things.

Once I wrote a script to send the same SMS to all th company using a serial gsm modem just because I was stuck recovering a shitty database from old backups at the middle of the night.

Let me tell you they didn't appreciate the 3 am recovery complete SMS.

Still the culprit is the airline/manufacturer as they didn't test a very basic thing in the first place.

How I got horizontal with a gimp and untangled his cables

ortunk
Paris Hilton

Re: Why, ... have I never heard of a fish-tape?

Because as every average it guy from early 90s in the third world knows that fish tape will break cheap cat5 cables while laying them.

Hence we used discarded plastic cable tray caps most of the time.

Don't panic, says Blue Coat, we're not using CA cert to snoop on you

ortunk

Assume all your communication intercepted and recorded

That way deal with life in much easier fashion...

Grab your pitchforks: Ubuntu to switch to systemd on Monday

ortunk

Re: Clean install or upgrade

I really wanted to do that and see what will happen.

Let me spin up a VM.

How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

ortunk
Holmes

Re: That's why

Tried and tested from Istanbul to Washington and London and Back.

PJ Works every time :)

Quantum computing is so powerful it takes two years to understand what happened

ortunk

so they asked a question and got back a theory

I guess the 4-qubit quantum computer is a better intuitive mathematician then those guys... plus maybe it factored more primes but they did not realize it yet (as all this techno mumbo jumbo is far off the coffestain fortune telling scale still)

On another note 42-qubit quantum computer may be needed to compute the answer which we know is 42, then we can work on the x-qubit computer to design the computer which will in turn hopefully provide us with THE QUESTION once and for all!

BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

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Paris Hilton

Paris because I don't knw how to delete this post...

ortunk

...this guy I used to work with would come in emergencies and ask me "when can we get an answer" (not an ETA, then he would stand guard outside my office and tell everyone to sod off for whatever time frame I gave him...

...best piece of sysadminwork I ever did was during his guard...

BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

ortunk

last audit came after a two day system crash due to not investing in some software that we use crititcally, estimated losses about 4 million USD in retail operations :)

so auditors came armed with VMWare and Windows expertise however we are running legacy systems on RedHat4 (Yep!), Oracle 10g, and CentOS and Debian stable distributions with only one Windoze server, their report included a schematic taken from "netstat" readings that put the NMS at the center of all things, thinking it was the most critical server (As it is talking to all the servers :P )

The following was the last meeting:

- Upgrade RH4

- Sorry can't do that legacy software and all

- Upgrade Oracle 10g

- Sorry can't do that legacy software and all

- Server with name WATSON is very critical

- No it's not, that's NMS

- Your windows server need upgrading

- Could you do it while logged on? (I really hate that server takes 45 minutes to restart :)

- Switch all your VMWARE hosts to vmnet adapter from e1000

- Like hell, get the f*** OUT!

UNIX greybeards threaten Debian fork over systemd plan

ortunk

Fork systemd or stick a fork in it just get it out of here

Just shutdown my USB3 ports (again) as it borks every few reboots and does it.

And I hate rebooting...

DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

ortunk
Mushroom

well it's good for getting a US/UK visa

when you apply for a visa, the first thing they do to reject you is look you up online, .ı heard countless jerks being turned down with the same sentence "sorry we can't confirm information on your application via viable sources" meaning couldn't look you up on linkedin/facebook/gmail etc... get a name.surname@gmail.com account and a linked in profile with references from a few PHBs and voila 10 years visa4all....

PS. of course don't start mailing about jihad to ISIS before getting your visa

Anatomy of OpenSSL's Heartbleed: Just four bytes trigger horror bug

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Re: I didn't ask for no heartbeat...

Our situtation exactly...

+2 for Debian Squeeze servers, conservatism payed of (again)

-2 for Ubuntu 12.04 LTS well we do have a love and hate relationship with you

BLUE BIRD DOWN: Turkey wipes out Twitter 'scourge'

ortunk

Re: So if Twitter is banned

as we privacy minded Turks do all the time...

Sysadmin job ad: 'If you don’t mind really bad work-life balance, this is for you'

ortunk

Re: Depends on how much power you'll get

Thats the moment they tell you they don't need you as much as before...

Been there, done it...

NSA Prism: Why I'm boycotting US cloud tech - and you should too

ortunk
Devil

Let's start askin our "multi" national hosting providers

I for one am using Linode both in America and UK, are they subject to same jurisdictions provided that Linode is an American company, or is every datacenter subject to local laws?

All law be it national or international is powerless and old in regards to todays interconnected environment in any case.

#occupygezi #occupyistanbul #direngezi

Pirates scoff at games dev sim's in-game piracy lesson

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Devil

Re: gamers and pirates

can you prove Madonna or Michael Jackson is making less money due to that?

ortunk

Re: gamers and pirates

well video killed the radio star but nobody is trying to shut down musci televisions....

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

ortunk

get an intern to do it

that's what I ended up doing and he saves me time worth triple the amount I pay him :)

Linux Foundation ships UEFI Secure Boot workaround

ortunk

back to hacking hardware

seems every few years I'm back to hacking hardware to make ıt do what I want... I love them manufacturers!

Ideas pits physical servers against fake ones

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Thumb Down

stupidly gave my e-mail

Stupid, since they register you and then tell you a realistic estimate requires Pro version. It estiamted my workload at 32 linode instances where I can handle the same thing with two Linode 1024s. Waste of time really!

Aussie Sex Party takes the whip to .xxx domains

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Trollface

how about sjobs.xxx

Only cool xxx domains will be the ones that go around the .xxx domain regulations yet you know what they/who they really represent...

No, iPhone location tracking isn't harmless and here's why

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Stop

Will Clarke should read more closely

Will Clarke should have RTFM, the application's web site clearly states that they skew the data intentionally, to keep this software being used by script-kiddies. The points are supposed to be way off.

QUOTE : http://petewarden.github.com/iPhoneTracker/

...

To make it less useful for snoops, the spatial and temporal accuracy of the data has been artificially reduced.

...

END QUOTE

Turkey bans Google Books, Google Docs, Google Translate...

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Megaphone

Google and Turkey's Telekom Authority Have Reached an Agreement

But on what. No vdetails yet. I only received from an ISP a mail telling me that Google and Turkey's Telekom Authority have reached an agreement and IP ban has been lifted. No more uncensored google for us that figures.

It is not only google or youtube actually, there are many web sites or domains under blockage in Turkey. www.tib.gov.tr informs that in 2009 34,000 unique sites were reported in abuse of the Internet Law.

There is no list of banned sites available, and cannot be obtained via the Information Rights Act, we tried and were declined by a loophole in the law.

So they have reached an agreement, and we would like to know what!

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