* Posts by Psyx

2549 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jun 2010

Apple rubbishes rumours of iPhone for the masses

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FAIL

"Android = vanity

iOS = sanity"

So Apple isn't the aspirational high-end model sold on style and cool factor?

What planet are you living on?

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Pint

"Android is very much the phone as a computer, and that's good. the iPhone is the phone as an appliance and that's good too. Both of there things have their markets and their uses."

I think that's a bit of a blanket-all statement. Tech users certainly *often* prefer Android phones and many Android phones are used by the technically astute, but that doesn't encapsulate even 20% of their user base; it's simple perception bias (from reading stuff on techie sites about them and those sites being used by techies who tend to favour them) coupled with them being good for that role. I think it's pretty safe to say that the majority of Android users *don't* tamper with it excessively and just use them. That rather belies the Apple "It just works" thing, because for a large number of Android users "It just works" too.

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"As opposed to all those cheap plastic android phones that hit concrete and fly apart?"

I hate to break this, but plastic is stronger than glass. I've bounced my 'cheap' phone off the floor a dozen times already. And you're inferring that all being equal in fragility then it's the CHEAP one that's inferior. That's...wrong: The cheap one can be smashed 4 times for the price of doing it once to the glass one.

Using the word 'cheap' as a derogatory term is a bit of a non-sequitur.

"Coincidently, people who own those are usually considered idiots with more money than sense, too."

I think I got down-voted by a Beemer driving iPhone owner. :D

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"Or rather: We are not like other companies, launching a range of products to give people a choice, which would make us popular."

I think he's conveniently forgetting the half-dozen flavours of MP3 player that they make.

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Devil

"40% more expensive - yes an iPhone 5 is more an a Galaxy S3 but factor in the superior service / support"

One could argue that it'd better to have a product that doesn't NEED support and after-sale service. Like by... y'know: Not making something out of glass.

But I'm glad you're getting such great value by spending 40% more and getting that extra support.

*pats £100 Wildfire, which has never needed anything more than fingermarks wiped off it*

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Re: I'm no expert, but...

"BMW X5 is a better car"

Coincidently, people who own those are usually considered idiots with more money than sense, too.

British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

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Re: @Zmodem

"if you have been in the army a few years and not just left school, you wouldnt notice a bag of sugar"

Three bags of sugar. 2 for the poser-piece and 1 for ammunition. Yeah: Because it's fun to carry 30kg+ of kit and then carry another 3kg of trash just for fun up mountains in 40C heat. Are you seriously still trying to argue the point that a .50AE is anything other than a fap-off piece for gamers and gangstas?

"hanging under your arm after a week or so"

Under your arm? So you're not wearing your vest then? Or is that magic kevlar and ceramics you have on, which is paper-thin?

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Re: 9mm?

"The P90 is used by a few branches of DHS"

Feck: I'd better pay for that sofa!!!

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Re: You honestly think

"Yep, the range issue turned out to be quite a problem for the yanks in Afghanistan as the shiny M4 replacement for the venerable M16s..."

I'd be very impressed if an individual rifleman could tag a target at 800m with an iron sighted M-16! I think the M-4 is rated at 400m or less, isn't it? Certainly I've never known Americans to train at 500m+ with them. The L85A1 used to be rated to 400m (w/ SUSAT) for individual fire.

But yeah: Conflicts for the last 50 years have been pretty short-ranged affairs, and that - coupled with mechanisation - brought down the perceived need for a long-range clout. Then we get something that goes against the grain and designated marksmen and sniper weapons at squad level are all the rage.

"Still better than a pistol, expensive toy or not - your Desert Eagle has an effective range of around 50m"

To be fair, I expect they're better ranged than that, given that long-range target shooting is what they are designed for.

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Re: Desert Eagles ....

"you dont care for stances, if you kick open a door then hop around on one leg with either a broken ankle or a foot embedded in an interior door while someone with an AK pops a dozen rounds into the fool ass of anyone who learned FIBUA by watching 'Navy SEALS'"

Fixed that for you. So you now want to use your back-up weapon for leading the clearing of a house. Personally, I'd get some other bastard to clear it using the proper tools* while I found a real weapon.

*ie grenades. Lots of them.

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"2kg is nothing, if you dont need 5kg in ammo, only the 1kg and a maximum of 10 clips for a maybe 4 days roll"

Clearly you have never carried 3 bags of sugar around a desert for 4 days.

"every gun jams"

Every girlfriend cheats, but I don't see that as a good reason to date the one who does it four times a day.

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Meh

"the pistol would`nt jam if you never used it"

Oh, so that's the key to reliability: If one carries a fragile, civilian, over-complicated piece of chrome-plated trash around in a desert long enough without using it, it'll definitely work when you really, really, really need it to.

Sweet. If only we'd have thought of doing that with the IW/LSW.

"the desert eagle is a sidearm"

...That weighs 2kg unloaded. I can hear the PBIs squealing with glee at the prospect of carrying more useless, heavy, unreliable sh!t already!

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Joke

Re: 9mm?

"Simpler to invade Belgium again."

The problem with doing that is that it's easy to over-shoot, go through the whole place, and not realise until you're just outside Paris.

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Re: Don't Understand.

"It seems to me that a side arm/pistol is a weapon of last resort."

Correct.

"When you draw it there should be no 'safeties'."

There should be no *manual* safety features that you have to physically waste time engaging. There should most *certainly* be enough safety features to enable carrying a round in the chamber without risk of discharge.

All of the Glock's safety features are passive. ie: You don't need to physically do anything or move any manual safety catch: As long as you are intending to fire the weapon and have a finger on the trigger, it will discharge when you pull the trigger. That's frankly the ideal situation.

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Re: Where and by whom?

"First sales of P90 were made to Saudi Arabia..."

I didn't see any mention of regular US forces though, as was cited. Non-military divisions of the US government procure their own bits and bobs and are outside of the NATO logistical chains. The British military aren't going to start using new ammo just because the US Secret Service have adopted it and have a few thousand rounds of it kicking around somewhere.

The only NATO military that uses them is Belgium, and they own less than 200 is a Spec Ops capability.

"(no, its not from Wikipedia)"

For once Wiki seems to be a good source on the matter, giving a break-down of ownership and even specific numbers purchased.

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"if you have to buy your own boots and hats, you might as well go all out and buy your own sidearm, from a irish smuggler"

Or 'terrorist' as we call them here. Seriously: What kind of jack-ass military do you think we run that lets squaddies wander around with illegally obtained and owned firearms that were never intended for anything other than target shooting and posing with?

"the army should still have them to give to special OPs, they are better then carrying a shotgun in 2 hands"

I hate to break this to you, but the only time you should use a pistol in one hand is when you throw it at someone if it jams. I mean it's great that you want to keep a hand free for picking your nose or whatever while firing a .50 Action Express rapidly in one hand, but I think that I'd rather stick to holding the weapon correctly and being able to hit the side of a barn.

And .50AE has hell of a lot less energy than a shotgun does anyway.

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Re: 9mm?

"Well yes that's right but as they aren't issuing side-arms to everyone, just those that are judged to need them"

10mm is better, but simply not in the logistics chain. It would cost a ton of cash and a whole bunch more testing and pen-pushing in order to deviate from the 9mm as common issue. And 25,000 is a vast number of sidearms, given the size of the UK military, so it's not really a particularly special issue weapon.

"(I don't know if its particularly common but the Five-seveN uses the same round as the P90 which is in use already with the US military at least)."

Where and by whom? [citation needed!]

If it's only by a T1/T2 spec-ops team, then that doesn't really count as being an influential part of the logistics chain. It was twenty years after the SAS were first seen swaggering around with M203s before anyone else ever got to play with anything similar.

"why not give them the best tool for the job."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, that's funny. Since when has the UK military EVER had the best tool for the job? We still had boots that gave people trench foot until after the Falklands! We've never had a decent field radio, and it took twenty years of "Do we forward assist this week" to sort out the basic service rifle.

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FAIL

"zmodem is right."

No he's not.

"if you are in a combat situation you need to hit hard, hit fast and move on. for that you generally want a big fucking gun."

Yes: It's called a 5.56mm assault rifle. The Glock is a back-up piece. No soldier is going to use it or a stupid-ass IMI .50AE poser-piece instead of a real firearm as a matter of preference. Because pistols aren't for actual fighting.

"hit hard, hit fast "

On what planet is a gas-operated 2kg pistol with a 6 shot capacity firing heavy ammunition 'faster' to operate in CQB than a 9mm 650g Glock? And 'hard' is mooted by the fact that unlike the video games, actual people don't have 100 stamina points they can take before falling over.

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FAIL

"buy your own desert eagle and pop heads like a melon"

a) Handguns are illegal here. To stop kids being mown down by psychopaths. It works pretty well.

b) The Desert Eagle is a gas operated civilian target pistol. Pretty much the last thing you want from a back-up weapon is non-ruggidisation and questionable in-field reliability.

c) Where are you getting your spare ammunition from? I don't believe .50AE is NATO standard.

d) Why the hell would you aim for the head when you were pulling a back-up piece anyway?

e) Aiming at the head rather moots the point of a powerful round. You can kill just as well with a 9mm if you hit them there.

f) Dead is dead. You get no extra points for creating a mess; just a bunch of post-traumatic nightmares.

Forget 3D: 13,000 UK homes still watch TV in black and white

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Stop

"It always strikes me that the 'low income' household tend to be on every benefit they can apply for and have all the latest technology such as large TV's, games consoles, iPads, Cars and holidays every year."

Like that Cameron fellow claiming disability allowance for his son, despite being stinking rich you mean?

Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

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Facepalm

Wrong conclusion. Misunderstanding of observed evidence.

"Hmmmmmm, speaking of correlation != causation, it's interesting to note that you're not prepared to spend £0.50 on a prepared drink and then complain about "chemical crap". Maybe (just a thought) if you pushed the boat out occasionally and spent just a bit more on what you eat / drink, you wouldn't have so many chemicals to worry about?"

I'm quoting 50p for a can of drink not because I buy cheap fizzy drinks, but because I have absolutely NO IDEA how much stuff like that costs. (And if tins of Coke are more that 50p each, then that's over £15 quid a week for a four-a-day habit!)

From that you could conclude that either I'm far to wealthy to shop for myself, or that I never buy any form of pre-packaged soft drink.* So you lecture about diet is very much misplaced.

*Except an occasional emergency Purdeys, for when I have a hangover. Is that reassuringly expensive enough for you?

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Re: Correlation != causation

"I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't live in an American city."

Was it stating a drink price in pence that was the give-away?!

In any case, [bottled] water > diet drinks. There really is no good reason to pour over a litre of fizzy chemical crap into your system every day*.

*Including lager.

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Stop

Re: Correlation != causation

"forced into drinking drinks that taste crap by society."

Pressured into losing weight by society...maybe. But I'm not seeing how anyone is 'forced' to pay 50p for a tin full of fizzy aspartine when they have perfectly good (free) drinking water available.

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Re: Correlation != causation

Yup.

"People who drank more than four cans or cups per day of soda " ... [tend to be lower on the socio-economic totem pole, so are indeed more likely to get depressed]

Not to mention the startlingly obvious point that people who drink diet drinks are already much more likely to be in the "I'm not happy with how I look" camp than those who drink full-fat.

Manning was 'illegally punished', will get 112 days lopped off any sentence

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Pint

"Or is that too much to expect?"

Are you new here?

Only minor criminals in OTHER COUNTRIES get chased to and beyond the extent of the law.

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FAIL

Re: he's a traitor

"Didn't Guy Fawkes get hung, drawn and quartered?"

If you think it's cool that someone got/should get tortured to death who didn't even kill anyone, then you are a very sick child.

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Re: It's all a bit moot

"And that assumes he doesn't take a bullet for his trouble."

The army don't shoot people for capital offences, and haven't in a long while. In fact NOBODY has ever been killed in peacetime for doing what he did.

Baby sharks are so HARDCORE they avoid baddies like tiny ninjas

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Re: Astounding sensitivity

I can hear my heartbeat, but it doesn't stop me hearing other stuff. Animals are really good at swiftly editing sensory input to make it useful again. Just think how you barely notice smelly co-workers after a few hours of exposure!

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Re: Evolutionary mischief

"It might be in a few million years that certain species of shark develop"

If sharks are famous for one thing, it's NOT moving with the times.

They are the living embodiment of 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it".

Bringing Iron Man to life: Exoskeletons, armour and jet packs

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"True. But it's already happening anyway. That's why militaries all over the world are spending billions on UAV/UCAVs. You could say that is trivializing war."

And that's partly why they are doing it. But not every military is going down that path: Only the 'civilised' ones who worry about a free press reporting bodycounts and want to operate without public backlash. It's not a positive trend. If every drone strike directly resulted in a dead US soldier, they wouldn't be happening.

"Or a medieval knight in inpenetrable armour riding around a battlefield stabbing poorly armed, untrained peasants willy-nilly is kind of trivializing war."

Not really, because someone still has to go and formally murder someone in person. There are still 'friendly' casualties (physical and psychological) and people still come back and say "Y'know what: That was fecking horrible, and we shouldn't do it."

"I guess where I am going is the comical/tragic future of war could be humans sitting around in armchairs, letting drones and robots do the fighting for them."

It won't. They will never fully supplant infantry. For two reasons. Firstly that any army entirely dependant on an electromagnetic link is going to find that Achilles heel exploited and the transmissions jammed at some point.

The second is that only infantry can take and hold ground. End of story, really. Nothing else can fill that niche.

" In which case, why have the war in meatspace at all?"

Because that's where the prizes are. Warfare is fought for very physical reasons. It all comes down to patches of dirt.

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Pint

"Not very fuel efficient"

The military don't really give a crap, given that the Abrams uses 10 gallons of fuel just to start!

Plus, Gas turbines can run on anything and are reliable.

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Re: batteries won't be an issue

I thought it was a Microwave?

Garfield Goes Camping or similar, right?

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Stop

"There's no point in putting a human life in danger when a skilled operator can be safely in a bunker or nearby hidden armoured vehicle."

One could argue that the point of putting a human life in danger is the prevention of trivialisation of warfare.

When one side has literally nothing to lose, it has no reason not to wage warfare.

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Re: Iron man calling his attacks

"Only one of them runs around with rubber nipples, yet..."

I'm pretty sure that's not the reason. If it were, fetish clubs would be very popular.

At first glance Batman has it because Black>Red. But a brief look at their motivations, successes and general levels of happiness shows Stark to be far less deluded, miserable and criminally insane.

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Re: Iron man calling his attacks

"Wayne is a self controlled ninja, that thinks of himself as batman 1st and Bruce second, who fights crime becuase its the right thing to do, not to get the chicks."

Except he does it so poorly, failing to solve the actual problem at the cost of countless lives due to a 'moral code' which is mere self-justification and self-actualisation. If he actually gave a damn about crime rather than himself and his own ego, he'd spend some of his vast swathes of money buying some better locks on Arkham's cells.

Everyone's parents die. Wayne needs to grow a pair and get over it. Both characters are ultimately totally egotistical. It's just Stark is honest about it.

Stark>Wayne.

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Re: Iron man calling his attacks

"Batman & Iron Man are just rich intelligent people with good R&D and an exercise program."

And one of them is an angsty pillock who is pathetically hanging on to a couple of deaths forty years ago instead of appreciating his good fortune. What's the point of being a multi-billionaire superhero if you're always so damned miserable?

Stark>Wayne.

John McAfee the Belize spymaster uncovers 'ricin, terrorist plots'

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Re: FFS

"Did you mean the inches of his column?"

You'd have to ask a 20 year old 'bar girl' or a 'very competent' live-in espionage agent about that.

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Re: FFS

So: A bat-shit paranoid egomaniac with a fondness for the ladies and column inches.

Pretty much the same as Assange then, but with more hallucinogenics.

Astronaut yells FIRE ... from SPAAAACE

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Re: They also had to invent a new level of fire danger.

As opposed to 'Fluffy' and 'Totally Harmless' fire danger warnings?

Potty-mouthed Watson supercomputer needed filth filter

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Pint

"Watson picked up a few bad habits from reading Wikipedia, too."

Citation needed?

Hey, tech titans! Those smartmobe sales bans? Give it a rest. NOW

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Re: And there's the problem

"Neither Apple or Samsung or anyone else will play nice unless they are legally forced to. 'Why the hell should we when all these other bastards aren't?' "

That frankly doesn't matter. The advisory is for Judges when making rulings. Tech firms can indeed still *ask* for products to be banned, but the Judge now has good reason to say "no, according to guidelines we shouldn't be doing that".

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No. Why would they stop doing that?

Segway daddy unveils DIY weight-loss stomach pump

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Stop

Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

"Sort of a 21st century approach to the old Roman vomitorium."

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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WTF?

Re: Alternatively...

A good way of figuring out if your society has gone too far with something:

Imagine showing a bunch of starving kids in the third world a TV advert for it and watching their reaction.

Dad hires online assassins to slay game-obsessed son

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Go

"I mean, what bright spark was it that said to himself, 'Hey, these kids - they're addicted to video games. You know what might work? Beating the snot out of them!'"

Yup: If you've got a awkward, shy and insular individual who avoids face-to-face human contact and prefers to be alone in their room, the best way of getting them to venture out and engage in person with other people is to get people to kick the crap out of them.

There's totally no way that'll drive them further from society and make them want to spend time murdering the feck out of people in a virtual world!

Twin brothers nabbed for scrap over sex with 'shared' girlfriend

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What, no "white"?

Al Jazeera buys Al Gore's Current TV news network

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Re: Interesting

"for example I do now and then when I politely send Jehovah's Witnesses on their way from my door."

Except in this case it's a little closer to asking what the religion of a door-to-door salesman is, and then electing to either buy their product or scream abuse at them and heap ridicule on their product, based on their answer.

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Re: "Such moves have given Al Jazeera a spotty reputation among Americans..."

It's simpler than that: It has an Arabic name, ergo it must be anti-American and supportive of terrorists to many minds.

Stupid minds, but let's not forget that half the population is of below-mean intelligence!

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Re: Good "news", pardon the pun

"Sure, they are anti-US, anti-western, anti-freedom, anti-Semitic, pro-Islam and so on but they may still be way more truthful than..."

How about you sit and watch some of it or read the webpage before spouting off a load of total cobblers about it?

They're actually pretty good. Far better than Fox or 90% of newspapers, and not Western-centric.

How an Amazon engineer's slip-up started a 20-hour Netflix cock-up

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Stop

"What went wrong at Amazon/Netflix that allowed this to happen?"

They made a techie work on Xmas eve. That was their first mistake. He probably didn't want to be there and wanted to get home.

The second mistake was being too tight to pay the over-time for TWO guys to watch each other's backs and spot mistakes.