* Posts by Psyx

2549 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jun 2010

Congratulations, copyright infringers: You are the five per cent

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Re: Volume

"I lack both the time and inclination to explain anything to you, so I won't."

Yet you did.

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Re: Movies need to compete with the pirated copy.

"It has no stupid warnings not to copy it , no adverts, no trailers or any other junk. Just the film in full glorious quality that I can watch whenever I like."

I don't honestly see 5 minutes of adverts to be a legitimate reason to pirate. Put the kettle on, or something.

I have to queue for 5 minutes to pay for my shopping, and get handed a plastic bag advertising their brand when I pay AND have to trade banal politeness with the person on the till, but those mild inconveniences don't legitimise shoplifting to my mind.

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Re: Industry is to blame.

"Case in point, films are crap so people down load rather than paying £20."

Except they're about a fiver these days, and Netflix et al make them a pittance.

Piracy when they WERE 20 quid a pop seemed a lot more fair.

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Re: Thanks Andrew...

"They are also the price of living in a society saddled with federal welfare programs for the hapless, the hopeless, and the outright criminal, which I think is where the commenter to whom you reply sees a problem. "

And there haven't been people at the *top* freeloading off taxes since the dawn of time?

Unfortunately, tolerating the wankers is the price of a supporting society. I know it sucks balls that for every twenty grannies not dying due to the NHS and social services we've got a couple of scum-buckets sitting playing X-Box and masturbating all day and some rich bastard skimming off the top, but the price of doing away with those three bad apples is the twenty grannies. And to me I'd rather not cut off a gran's nose to spite a chavscum's face.

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Re: The elephant in the room..

"There's something to be said for that. Current coypright laws rob us all of our shared cultural heritage. Of course an artist should be able to make a living but at some point doesn't the content then become part of something wider that we all share?"

How about when they're dead, and are their kids?

I honestly don't see it as particularly fair that there is an expiry date on their professional profitability that is shorter than their lives. Imagine owning a shop, and after thirty years everything has to be sold at cost price, or is free.

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Re: Bigger pic

"Was there a point to that? More Bank Holidays, maybe? I'm up for that. Or fewer Bank Holidays to compensate for economic damage caused by piracy?"

Yes: You were saying that people enjoy paying for things and building a point from there. That's not really true though, is it?

Or did you mean not caring about the economy/Bono/Sony but caring about not-so-rich creatives? That was to lay out the reason why I don't support piracy and illustrate my emotional attachment and position in the entire debate.

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Re: all about values.

"I'm happy to watch F1 on the BBC but I'm not paying Murdoch for it. It's value to me is grater than free but less than sky subscription."

I'm with you on that... well... partially: I'd be happy to pay for it if I didn't also have to buy two other channels of sport that I have no interest in, and if Murdoch wasn't getting the cash!

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Re: Bigger pic

"The economy isn't some sacred cow you know."

I don't give a crap about 'the economy' as a whole.

Or indeed Sony.

Or Bono.

I give a crap about the artists who work hard and get next to nothing, partly because it's not seen in any way as morally wrong to steal from them and make them work for free. They aren't rolling around in limos, and a fiver for a CD actually makes a real difference to them.

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WTF?

Re: Disposable Income

"If you've got a disposable income problem and a computer you've got your priorities wrong."

What century are you in? That's like saying that if you've got a 'fridge and no disposable income, you've got your priorities wrong.

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Re: Bigger pic

"We know most people actually like buying stuff. "

That's a stretch, based on capitalist-centric perceptions. I would personally enjoy a Bentley more if someone gave it to me than if I had to starve myself for years saving up for it.

I don't think many people seriously enjoy doing a boring job to earn money to spend it on stuff.

We do it because that is the way in which our society works and because since we have been told from an early age that taking stuff for free is bad. Not because we specifically enjoy doing it.

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Re: clarification.

"Yes exactly. Why else does the music industry put music singles on youtube? you can pay if you like everyone else can get it for free, legit."

Because the singles advertise the albums and the Youtube videos are supported with advertising lead-ins.

Shame the ad companies haven't got the hang of making adverts that snag us prior to the 5 second minimum on the 'skip' function runs out.

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"Now I'd have though that the 5% with exclusively free loaded material and had never paid, would probably not pay, and instead would go without said content, and hence are not responsible for any losses to any industry anyway."

What: So because they're freeloaders unwilling to pay for anything, there is no value when they steal it and they should carry on getting away with getting for free something that everyone else pays for?

Just to clarify.

Photoshop fakery exposed by fake Photoshop tool

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"Even if these women are a carefully selected elite as is being suggested, the fact that more than one body type is being presented in the media as acceptable"

That's fine. Great even. However, the reality is that the 'real women' thing is often basically a chance to slag off thin women. Look at any 'real women' topic of debate and it routinely turns into 'Ewww: thin women are gross and disgusting'. So instead of making more people happy with the way they look, it still gets used to tear people down.

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Re: Where is the line drawn?

"there wouldn't need to be any digital tweaking"

People have been retouching negatives since a long time before modern cosmetic surgery. Even Munroe's stuff was retouched.

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"They're not meant to be "typical"; they're meant to be "real" which isn't the same thing."

So thin women are imaginary, whereas women with a great hourglass figure that many women would kill for are 'real'?

I really dislike this 'real women' thing. Part of it is a reasonable condemnation of the beauty industry, but a lot of it seems to be about just slagging off thin women because they aren't 'real'.

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I actually know someone who went to their auditions for the campaign, and they were very clear that nobody with birthmarks et al was getting in.

Psyx

"Don't manipulate our perceptions of real beauty"

Odd then that none of the 'real women' in their adverts have birthmarks, scars, stretch-marks, missing parts, excess body hair, rashes, spots, bad hair, visible veins or are in any way unattractive.

It's basically a crock of sh*t: They simply got a bunch of still attractive but slightly different shaped women and are telling us that it represents 'typical' people.

MI5 test for Mandarin-speaking snoops 'just too easy'

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FAIL

"it was probably just luck of the draw."

Really. Just by luck they happened to nick a van on the way to blow stuff up. If you honestly believe that then you have no right to lecture anyone about being on a high horse.

"I'm done arguing with you"

Wah. Have a lolly.

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FAIL

"So because we haven't "been bombed" that means they are effective?"

That, combined with the fact that there are several cases in court at present prosecuting people for planned attacks. In case you weren't paying attention, an attack was foiled in NI *yesterday*. To claim that our Security Services don't prevent terrorism is provably false.

"You think because someone was wearing a police uniform that they were not SIS/MI5 ?"

They weren't uniformed, which shows just how well you've followed the story. It was a unit of the Met. Feel free to look into it. Although, surely seeing as how MI5 are such failures at being secret according to you, you'll easily be able to prove that they weren't Met or something, right?

"And during the entire London bombings and aftermath, where was the security service then?"

Oh, right: So they aren't allowed to miss *anything*. Unless they have a 100% success rate, they're useless. Can I hold you to the same standards, professionally. Never miss anything?

"If you think the police are the only people involved in anti-terrorism then you have no idea how it works. Clearly, you are the one who has no clue sir, you believe what the media tells you... which makes you not the sharpest tool in the box."

I don't even know what you're waffling on about any more. Of course Police aren't the only people who look into terrorism, because such work has been carried out by Five and a slew of others for over 20 years. However, it was *police* who pulled the trigger on an innocent person.

Stop just pulling statements out of a hat without any basis in reality.

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FAIL

"What did you expect from the least secret, least effective security service in the world."

Been bombed recently have we? Nope. In fact yesterday the police just happened to somehow catch a bunch of people conveniently red-handed before a terrorist attack. And are the names of the top twenty executives of Five in public domain? Nope. So nothing like half the security services in terms of secrecy there, either.

"Look brazillian plumber, or just random geezah shoooot him and lie about it afterwards!!!"

That was a police operation, not Five. Nothing to do with the security services.

Clearly, you have no clue what you are talking about.

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Pint

Re: You forgot to post the whole comment

That's far too complex, and frankly uncivilised.

Proper spies simply order a fish course and if their companion orders red wine with it, they know they can be safely gunned down as an imposter.

Pwn2Own: IE10, Firefox, Chrome, Reader, Java hacks land $500k

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FAIL

Re: Surface Pro

"Not been on the market for six months"

Ummm, he did say "lowest vulnerability counts versus time".

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

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Re: Not everyone wants builders tea

"Now I drink organic earl grey teabags, with 3 sucralose tabs and no milk."

I was about to down-vote but I read on, and believe your excuse to be valid!!

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Happy

Re: @JDX

"On that logic I can't know anything about whisky unless I drink at least a half dozen drams a day? Or about sex unless I do it six times a day?"

It's more like not being able to drive competently if you've only ever driven 20 miles a week. Or telling Tony Hawk how to skate because you go skating at the weekend sometimes.

I am simply enormously reticent to take 'tea lessons' from those who merely dabble, or over-ceremonalise a fairly simple process.

"as Eadon would say, LOGIC FAIL"

I don't think quoting Eadon strengthens any argument!

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Happy

Re: Brilliant

As an ex-PG drinker, I will recommend Twinnings Strong Breakfast and Yorkshire Gold. Both worth a try. Yorkshire Gold has got that lovely reddish clay-like colour, too.

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Pint

Re: To confuse things, masala chai

Order a Nan?

That's a bit rude.

I always *ask* mine if I can have a cup of tea.

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Boffin

Re: It all depends on the water!

"As I understand it the water in Yorkshire is very hard and Yorkshire Tea works well with hard water, where as the Scottish water is generally very soft and Yorkshire Tea made with soft water tastes terrible."

That would perhaps be disproved by the fact that they make a different tea for hard water.

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Pint

Re: Boiling water a necessity

"American tea"

The only thing worse than American tea is American cheese.

Edit: ...And American bacon.

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Stop

Re: infuse not mash!

"And by Jove, only silver spoon granulated sugar if you require sweetness."

Actually, fruit sugar is nicer, if we're being picky.

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Re: proper tea

Is it anything like Professor Elemental's?

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Re: What is wrong with you all?

"Tea should always be brewed in a pot not a mug. You might as well serve in a styrofoam cup while at it if brewing in the mug. This is a (primarily) British website so I am very dissapointed in you all, bunch of heathens the lot of you."

That's a nice ideological theory for amateurs and part-timers to spout on about, much like armchair generals might pick apart the campaigns of hardened veterans, with an mind obsessed with theoretical strategy, rather than the realities and practicalities of combat/tea-drinking.

Some of us drink dozens of mugs of the stuff each day in order to survive the workplace without killing anyone. We have neither the time nor tea-pots to pander to such luxuries.

We need our fuel, like M1 Abrams need JP-8.

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Happy

Re: Brewing Time

3-4 Minutes!!

It's a theoretical Nirvana that is divorced from the pressures of the modern office, I fear.

At 10-15 Mugs of tea per day*, I think my boss might start objecting to that amount of time spent standing around next to the kettle.

My tea is lucky to get a single minute, during which it is frantically swirled around and squeezed against the side of the mug.

*Let's be honest: If you're drinking less than half a dozen, then you don't really have any grounds for lecturing us pros on how we should be doing it...

Wikileaker Bradley Manning pleads not guilty to 'aiding the enemy'

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Re: Local Dupe " Manning will get 112 days taken off any sentence he receives."

"Oh, yeah, you're right - it's only anti-Semitism when you put Jews in ovens, right?"

Don't be so wilfully stupid. Again. It's pathetic.

Being of a specific religion does not render one immune to criticism. Well-grounded criticism isn't anti-Semitic, no more than saying Blair is a shi*t-head and that NATO soldiers have committed their share of war-crimes is 'anti-Christian'. Israel as a nation regularly utilises strategies which are morally disgusting, and pointing it out is no reflection on the Jewish religion as a whole.

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Re: Military justice.

"I served for 27 years, 8 months in the US Army. From day one, I knew that if I divulged classified information, I'd be held in solitary confinement to avoid my further spilling classified information. It is in the annual security clearance briefing."

Solitary confinement does not traditionally include stress positions and not being allowed to sit down. Manning was abused as a prisoner prior to trial.

The people who abused him, turned a blind eye to it, and let the clearly unstable guy have access to classified material in the first place should be doing a combined total of years in jail equal to Manning's. End of story.

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Re: Local Dupe " Manning will get 112 days taken off any sentence he receives."

"Try putting your reflexive anti-Semitism"

Condemnation of the Mossad, Israel, or Israelis is NOT anti-Semitism, Matt. A country is not fu**ing immune from criticism just because of a single hyphenated word.

</pet peeve>

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Stop

Re: Fuck them all - this is a TOTAL farce.

[citation needed]

'Million-strong' zombie army devours Raspberry Pi's crunchy base

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Re: I'm not entirely sure whose ideology...

"Nor what an extortionist could hope to achieve. It just sounds like random, mindless vandalism to me."

I suspect that they'll be sending the blackmail/extortion demand soon enough. A few grand or they'll do it again, etc.

Twenty classic arcade games

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Re: This is an outrage

"Not sure, did missile command do it first?"

Maybe, but I never *saw* that game in the flesh.

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Re: This is an outrage

I was thinking the same about 'Centipede'; the first game I ever saw with a trackball.

Indian atomic boffins draw up plans for 50,000 TONNE magnet

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Re: Good to know all that aid money is not being wasted, eh?

"Well, the US is also sending "indispensable aid" (not affected by sequestration, natch) to Israel. So why complain?"

You mean giving them new guns to test?

Pirate Bay to world: We're not really off to NORKS

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"“As a diplomat, he was a great basketball player.”

Wow: Back-handed buuuurrrnnn.

It might have been a compliment if it had been the other way around!

Cyber-007 MiniDuke stalked Europe for at least 21 MONTHS

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Holmes

Re: So take note of when new Windows DLLs turn up on your system?

"But you also have to assume people are completely security stupid "

That's overly harsh: Not everyone works in IT. 95% of users by that definition are 'stupid'. As much as the SysAdmin in me is nodding along vigorously, we both know that's not true.

Furthermore, if the problem is so 'stupid' that 95% of users will miss it, then it's NOT a stupid problem, and needs resolving in a different/better way.

Inside Lord Sugar's 'you're fired' YouView bust-up with TV baron

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"I'm always amused when everyone and their dog proclaims Murdoch unfit to own Sky yet they never say a word about Dirty Desmond."

Don't prod me on that one.

I'm still fucking disgusted that he gets away with the 'Health Lottery' bullshit. It's about as amoral as you can get.

Pirate Bay 'seeks asylum' in, er, 'North Korea'

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Re: Does DPRK have to be Physical DPRK?

"suggesting North Korea is more freedom loving than the west."

I suggest that if they think it's so f**king funny and genuinely feel that they are right-deprived, that thye go and live there for a few years.

Belgian boffins find colossal meteorite

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Pint

Re: Thaw to prevent water contamination?

"but surely a lump of rock big enough to end up as 18Kg on the surface would have been substantially toasty when it landed and punched what's commonly known as 'a big hole' in the snow?"

Empirical results seem to dictate otherwise. I'd suggest writing a stern note to the rock in question!

SpaceX Dragon eventually snared by ISS

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Re: I wonder

"No, I mean getting shouty and litigious."

Well, you can't sue space.

"It doesn't matter whether there is a problem with the Tesla or not - his approach to a perceived problem has diminished the brand."

In your opinion. Whereas I think that stuffing it to a lying reporter was feckin' brilliant!

[Anyone else getting a feck-ton of internal server errors on here today?]

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Happy

Re: I wonder

"That's nuts. You wouldn't buy a car if the salesman says that it'll break down all the time, he doesn't know why, but hitting it with a hammer seems to fix it..."

No, but I'd buy an AK-47 that you *can* hit with a hammer and fix over a ray-gun that you can't.

[In reality I would (and do) buy cars that are perhaps less reliable and that I can fix myself with a hammer over something with a big plastic cover over the engine bay and more electronics than Maplins, but that's just me I guess!]

"A problem occurred. They don't know why at this point in time."

...because the thing is in space. So it's unfair to strictly demand answers now. They *will* look into it, and the device will be better engineered next time as a result.

"but until they start having regular flights without serious problems like this their credibility isn't so high."

Really? Just look at how many spacecraft fail to orbit. Look how many people NASA has managed to get killed over the years.

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Happy

Re: I wonder

"Compare and contrast with what Mr. Musk did in the Tesla situation :-("

You mean doing a root cause analysis (checking the telemetry), repeating the experiment (asking others to perform the run), and said they'd install further charging points

US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

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Facepalm

Re: Cyclists are not 'required' to wear anything

"Different countries: different rules."

Tosh. You stated "your nanny government", implying that you meant the UK.

Chinese search giant Baidu launches free AV

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Stop

Apply a little critical thinking.

So you don't think that every other AV company in the world is thinking that same thing and is going to go through it with a fine-tooth comb for the kudos of finding something?

By very definition, putting viral-ware into this would be so obvious that it'd be utterly stupid to do so.