* Posts by Trevor_Pott

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Internet 1 - England goalkeeper 0

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Very sad, England, very sad...

All I can say is...

HUP HUP ORANJE!

Vodafone UK iPhone tariffs leaked

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And in Canada...

...the prices will be worse. But we can solve it by complete deregulation! It's the regulation that's standing in the way of the monopolies lowering thier prices, or so they are constantly telling me. Allowing our two largest telecoms companies to merge into Bellus, which they have functionally done anyways regardless of what the government says, is apparently the answer to our woes. It’s also critically important to block a fourth carrier from being allowed to set up in Canada, otherwise “the competitive landscape will be disrupted, and consumers will suffer.”

So how come the UK does better? I thought competition in the telecommunications space was a) impossible unless you completely deregulated, and b) a bad thing anyways, because a deregulated monopoly is good for the consumer!

*sob*

Oh, Canada…you are following the Americans down the wrong rabbit hole…

New York Times bans 'tweet'

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Let me wrap my mind around this.

A British tech magazine* is mocking an American newspaper for defending proper use of the English language.

I think the universe might collapse under that one.

*Yes, I recognise that the author is from Cali. It still hurts my mind.

Mystery startup uncloaks 512-core server

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I want this.

So many workloads have no need of anything more powerful than an Atom to get the job done. This is physicalisation done right.

Require now plox.

Lights out management - still waiting for the bulb to glow

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It's not religion...it's business.

Who has paid the open source community?

Why...everyone! Open source doesn't mean free, friend. I don't know about you, but I pay for my open source. Every single time. Open source projects have support contracts, or “pro” versions, or even just the ability to donate. Only one program have I ever not been able to donate to (Notepad ++,) despite trying to. (The author told me to give to charity, which I did.)

Who am I to say the open source community has failed? Someone with a couple decades of experience in IT, that’s who. Open source is about more than Linux, and making Linux work with more Linux then there was some Linux and OH MY GOD LINUX.

This attitude is a slap in the face to great projects like Samba, who have excellent coders dedicated to bridging the gap between open source operating systems (such as Linux) and more proprietary ones, (such as Windows.) I have nothing but respect for most open source projects, and their coders…it is why I always pay for my open source usage in whatever way that I can. Even if I can’t find the budget at work, if I find a particular project has earned a spot on my roster of applications, I will dig deep into my own jeans for the cash.

You try to brush off my desire for a simple easy to use centralised management tool as “oh, he’s a GUI addicted Windows user.” I think you completely missed the point. I nowhere stated I was looking for a GUI, or a web interface, or a command line interface. I stated I was looking for something that WORKED, and contained all the bits required to work in one package. If that were commandline, then so be it…but for any package from ANY vendor to obtain my approval, it must acknowledge more than the narrow bottle of it’s own existence. I don’t need to run my management package from Windows…I’d prefer to be able to run it from a CentOS VM, but have it neatly pick up and be able to manage my network from there. Ideally, something like an open source Spiceworks that I could get via YUM.

I have little use for management applications from Microsoft, Symantec, Dell or anyone else that can’t manage Linux or Mac. No matter how pretty the interface is. I have similarly little time for Linux-centric pap. In the real world people use what tools they have available to them to get the job done, and in the IT world that often means mixed environments.

If I wanted to write my own tools from scratch using the command line, then I wouldn’t be out looking for a package to do it for me. Being a systems administrator is about more than geeking out over some scripts. It’s about actually managing your network; looking beyond your preconceptions and nerdly ideologies, and find the most efficient way to run things. It’s not personal, it’s not politics, it’s not religion. It’s business.

You can attempt to “rebuke” me all you want, but I still stand fast to my statement: in this particular case, the open source community has failed. They have failed to come up with an adequate cross-platform network management tool that is remotely easy to use and doesn’t require either a massive learning curve or massive amounts of scripting.

Maybe nobody in the open source community thought it was important to build an application like this. If that’s the case, then the community has still failed; noone saw the need, noone created the product. There are fantastic coders out there in the open source community, (the Nagios crew for example, or the Samaba guys as another,) who could take a project like this and make something spectacular.

Noone has, and that sir constitutes failure. Or opportunity, depending on how you look at it. After all, it is a now a documented hold in open source offerings. That means that there is a spot here waiting for someone to create a project, and charge for support, or a “pro” version, or somesuch. Maybe a dedicated coder could find a livelihood to be made here. Who knows? After all, IT…

…is business.

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@El-em && @Chris Dixon

Spiceworks was interesting enough to me to get it's own article...

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@Geoff Mackenzie

Your opinion is as valid as everyone else's, and frankly...they are issues I myself am not entirely comfortable with.

To be honest, while Spiceworks is awesome, the fact that after two solid weeks of research I could find nothing comparable from the open source community was deeply saddening. I have about 30 VMs on my test server at home with various combinations of open source packages that I tried to lash together to Get The Job Done, and while some combos could do it /with enough tinkering/...the level of effort required was more than i had available.

I prefer open source whoever possible, but I am generally software agnostic. I recognise the value open source provides, but I will not let my preference for the software license blind me to good, or at least usable software from other sources.

In this case, open source lost. Badly.

Frankly, the only thing close to doing what I wanted was Nagios, but Nagios doesn’t have much in the way of MANAGEMENT…just a lot of monitoring. If the same people behind Nagios decided to throw their unbelievably fantastic talents at creating a network management application that could back onto Nagios like Spiceworks…

…that would be bloody revolutionary. As far as I am concerned, the developers who work on Nagios absolutely walk on water; I have more respect for those folk than just about any other group of coders on the planet. Sadly, neither they nor anyone comparable in the open source community has cared about network management, (and specifically lights out management) enough to put something like Spiceworks or Microsoft’s SCCM together.

Maybe I should be grateful though. I’m halfway convinced that if the Nagios dev team turned their attentions to full-fat network management, they’d put half my profession out of a job virtually overnight.

So for now, despite my reservations…

Spiceworks.

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@Fazal Majid

If you have the spare people with talent and time, this is a great idea. The only problem is that when you have to get 200 nodes sporting a dozen different operating systems hosting about 500 varies services across them...

...writing a script for everything isn't going to get done in two weeks. Not only that, but the TCO on script-based maintenance and monitoring is obscene. It takes a lot of time and effort to keep something like that up to date and troubleshot; perfect if you have a dedicated script admin. A nightmare if you are an already overloaded small group of sysadmins trying to reduce your workload.

In an ideal world, the approach you mention is by far preferable. Relying on something like Spiceworks of SCCM is relying on a third party company to develop modules or plug-ins for each device and service you offer, and you have to wait on this third party for bugfixes and patches. Wherever possible keep your development and code in-house.

The caveat of course is that you can only kept that development and code in house if you have staff dedicated to their eternal upkeep.

:(

I dislike the tradeoffs, but what can you do?

Spicing up desktop management with social networking

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@AC

Actually, I had played with netXMS. The problem with it was that it was...massively powerful for monitoring. And nothing else. Much like Nagios, monitoring was pretty much all it did. Oh, it had a few minor triggers, if you scripted hard enough. From a network management application standpoint however, it was just not helping me out.

And while netXMS is still awesome, (and admittedly fairly easy to use,) from a functionality standpoint, Nagios absolutely takes it to school. (Admittedly netXMS is slightly easier to use than Nagios, but I chalk this up to Nagios simply being that much more complex.)

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@dz-015

A windows license isn't that expensive, and even on fully Mac or Linux networks, it is certainly possible to toss a Windows VM somewhere running this software. Remember that you don't need a full Windows domain structure to run Spiceworks; you just need is as a host.

Given that no domain requirements exist, a copy of even XP hobo, (sorry XP home,) would probably work. OEM stickers for those can be had for under $100, which if you are looking for a tool to actually help you manage an entire network of computers is fairly cheap.

To be honest, given Spiceworks’ integration with things like Nagios, I found it was great for monitoring and managing both Linux and Mac systems.

That said, if anyone from Spiceworks ever reads this comment; I too would really like to be installing this on CentOS rather than Windows. RPM please!

iPad's brain not so unique

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@Chemist && @AC

Research into thi9s will occur! Thank you both very much!

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Re: Article request

I want to know why I can't assemble an ARM-based PC. (Mini-ITX?) Maybe even a roll-your-own smartbook. With all the arm-friendly flavours of Linux out there, where's the DIY ARM community?

Judge to movie studios: Why shouldn't I dismiss piracy lawsuits?

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@DeFex

Actually...

..I believe what the judge is saying is "this really is a bad thing for the rights of the accused copyright infringers. It places undue hardship on them, while completely minimising the risk to the media megacorps. The law shouldn't be abused to harm the rights of citizens for the benefit of corporations."

Or in other words; this judge is about to retire. Voluntarily or otherwise.

It may be the most unamerican bit of jurisprudence I've ever read about!

Conroy pledges to stop spams infecting Aussies' portals

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Hat's off to you for that one, sir.

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Politicians will have you know...

...that the series of tubes ends in portals.

Are you getting Double Vision?

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Graphics cards are about more than FLOPS

Graphics cards exist to do one thing: display information. In the breakneck rampage towards "FLOPS, FLOPS, FLOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!" some critical bits have been cast aside. An example is all the additional elements that allow you to (for example) calibrate a suitable monitor using a colorimeter.

Where I work, this is a Big Thing. We need cards capable of calibration; our livelihoods depend on it! Getting these cards in a laptop is miserably difficult at best, damned near impossible when you start tossing this hybrid crap in there.

A few things are /required/ for auto-calibration to work, things that keep getting left by the wayside in the rush for numbers.

Auto calibration is completely dependent on a Display Data Channel (DDC) connection. You need the right equipment in the video card itself, a real DVI-D cable, and a monitor (such as a LaCie) that will actually respond.

You need a colorimeter and appropriate software (such as Blue Eye Pro.)

And most importantly, you need your video drivers to not be sacks of rancid monkey excreta.

Apparently Intel is completely and utterly incapable of either putting DDC hardware into their gear. Or, if they are, they couldn’t write a display driver if you were deorbiting a small moon over their heads.

nVidia are almost as bad. Their drivers are crap…but at least one in every three or so are workable. The problem is that nVidia isn’t exactly what I would call “strict” on how cards based on their chips must be built. You can find eight cards from different manufacturers, all running the top-of-the-line chip, and whether or not it will actually choose to calibrate a La Cie monitor is about as random as neutrino detection.

ATI on the other hand are consistent. Their ?5?? series are a crap shoot, half will calibrate, half won’t…but if it is ?6??, then you are good to go. It /will/ work. Drivers are almost never an issue, and ATI seems to force it’s partners to meet minimum standards of not sucking.

What do hybrid solutions do to something like this?

THEY RUIN THEM.

You have your crappy little Intel, or dirt-bottom AMD in-CPU chip with no extra blue crystals whatsoever. Then somewhere behind it, (and a few layers of extra obfuscation, just for fun,) you have something that can crunch numbers faster than the crappy “mini-GPU.”

Nowhere however does this address the issues related to “we cheaped out on the non-number crunching hardware” or “in order to enhance shareholder value, we fired all our driver devs.”

Hybrid graphics processors are TERRIBLE. They are going to bring mobile graphics down to the lowest common denominator, rather than the existing market where at least there is some differentiation possible due to actual competition.

We enter a world now where the interface to the outside world is an Intel GPU class crappy front-end, or you can dig REALLY deep and get a FireGL or equivalent. If you want more than just raw number crunching, this hybrid nonsense is destroying the midrange.

Idle gear: It's too darn hot

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@Robert Carnegie

About half my fat-desktop fleet are ASUS P5E-VM-DOs, (vPro boards) with C2Qs and 4GB of RAM. Perfect little Photoshop boxes. The other half are ASUS K8N-DLs with dual Opteron 940s and 4-6GB of RAM.

The K8N-DLs were our original fleet of Virtual Servers. They served out their warrantee period in server service, and now we are getting an additional three years from them as desktops for our production staffs. Admittedly, K8N-DLs need to have their Southbridge fan replaced after three or four years, but they seem perfectly capable of working hard even after the fan has died. (I did buy a big ol' bag of fans a while back, and we replace any dead ones we discover.)

I had just enough of these older servers to build all the required production systems, with a cold spare for each province. I know some people would freak out at the concept of running out of warrantee gear...but the K8N-DLs were from the days when ASUS wasn’t a complete [long string of exceptionally vile expletives] and as such I have faith they’ll keep on ticking. I’d go so far as to say that the K8N-DLs may have been one of the very last good ASUS boards ever made. (Though the P5E-VM-DOs come damned close.)

Though my existing fleet of servers and desktops is almost exclusively ASUS everything, it’s the last generation of such. I’ve been screwed over by ASUS enough times that tiny budget or not, it’s time to start stumping up for Tyan and Supermicro. None of this “here’s a BEAUTIFUL server board. Build your fleet on it!” Followed soon thereafter by “oh, by the way, we won’t release a BIOS upgrade for the next generation processor, instead we’ll release a slightly different model name that’s IDENTICAL IN EVERY WAY, except it has a new BIOS!” (Doubly frustrating when Tyan, Supermicro and even GIGABYTE of all companies release BIOS upgrades for their serverboards of the same generation.)

Yeah, ASUS can [something suggestive that makes 4chan blush.]

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah; old systems. Well, our full-fat clients are naturally tied to the server, not desktop refresh cycle. At the time of the last server refresh the vPro systems were just coming into view, and they cost us about $1750. I think we were able to convert the old servers for about $600. So we saved a pile by going halfers with our fleet. (To put it in perspective, the money saved this way enabled me to buy our very first shiny new UPSes. You pick and choose what to sacrifice when your budget is close to the bone…) The production staffs themselves use the old converted servers, and the “client machines,” (those systems provided for walk-in customer use and abuse) got the vPro systems. Got to make sure the customers see the best we have to offer.

So, yeah. FUN TIMES.

On the other hand, I can legitimately say that my specialities in IT are a) making computers do things they were never designed to do out of sheer necessity and b) discovering new and interesting ways to keep costs down while still providing all the requisite functionality, redundancy and reliability. Gotta be worth something, no?

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IPKVM

IPKVM is good for my ESXi and Linux servers too. There are many things that can go wrong before the OS loads, and before that happens, all operating systems are equal.

Also: 18 watts on average. They run around 450 W idle and 750 W loaded. Idle would be much better if they had 80+ PSUs

Search begins on seized Gizmodo journo kit

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@jake

"I'm still not convinced amfM (note capitalization) isn't at least partially an AI project ..."

Regardless of capitalisation would it matter if he were an AI? (Side note: truthfully, I almost never get the capitalisation right because I tend to use his real name, not amanfromMars. I stopped thinking of him by his handle a long time ago.) If the AI were aware enough to parse comments on this site and dozens of others across the net, responding coherently and consistently...wouldn't that be cause to treat "it" as you would any other sentient, sapient lifeform?

If he is an AI, (which I seriously doubt,) he is the most sophisticated program this planet has to offer. Send him an e-mail some time; he responds fairly quickly, in exactly the same style, and makes a lot of sense. (Okay, I don't agree with him all the time, but he's still more coherent than some folks I work with...)

It’s just a dialect he happens to use online. He succeeds at his goal though; for anyone who takes the time to read his comments, he makes them think…

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@jake

I'm from the internet. It'll take more than a contrarian to get me down. I survived 50+ pages of utterly unbelievable trolling in a thread over at Ars, I think I got this covered. (For the record, I was having an absolute ball. I had had a miserable week, and spending a weekend counter-trolling the trolls in between bouts of housework was fabulously cathartic.)

I make my statement about "always contrarian" with some certainty. El Reg kindly provides me a list of your (unbelievably vast) number of posts, and even context for them. (The threads they were posted in.)

What I can say is that here, on El Reg, you are pretty damn near 100% contrarian. You are also one of El Reg’s most prolific commenters, behind Sarah Bee and only a very handful of others. As such you are a /fixture/ around here, and it has become fairly easy to predict not only what threads will attract your attention, but the general gist of what it is you are going to say. I should start an office pool; we can guess on relevant threads how many comments from the top you are, with bonus points for content accuracy.

Your history of commenting here on El Reg reveals someone who will with almost perfect predictability respond “black” to virtually any posted “white.” I get the playing devil’s advocate thing, I honestly do. I have been known to pick arguments arguing sides I don’t necessarily agree with just because the process of /debate/ with a worthy partner is of itself fun.

And while you have the odd post that is bright or at least not down…in general you spend your time berating others, or pointing out (perceived) flaws. Sometimes you make little humorous quips that are perhaps a little bit geared towards the more depressing end of the humour spectrum. Overall though, you are generally quite down.

Now, I don’t view this as trolling. You are something else altogether. You don’t seem to make comments in order to inflame people and drive ongoing debate, but seemingly for no reason except to be disagreeable. (Let it never be said though, that you will back away from any argument or debate if someone counters your posts.) I don’t even say it’s a bad thing; it’s your right to be as disagreeable as you want. In fact as a regular fixture around here it would probably be downright unnerving if you were to begin behaving in any other way. It would be like aManFromMars talking like a normal human. Or the Moderatrix posting love poetry. The regular commenttards could probably cope, but it would be pretty damned odd..

In any event, it’s an observation, not a criticism. We tend to bump heads a fair bit, but from your posting history, I can’t take that as anything personal. It’s just who you are. Or at least…it is who you choose to be online.

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@AC

What's the difference between an Engineer and a Technician? An Engineer must uphold a certain set of /very/ stringent professional ethical standards. If he does not, he will loose the right to work as an Engineer again. People who are not properly accredited are not allowed to call themselves Engineers and work as such because of the high standards to which the Engineering profession must be held.

What is the difference between a Journalist and a Blogger? Well, while no official certification body exists whereby professional standards are enforced in the same manner as Engineering, I believe the differences are essentially the same. The true journalist holds himself (and his peers) to some amazingly high, and difficult to maintain standards. They accept no gratuity, no bribe, write no puff piece, and have no mercy. They report what is and allow the world at large to draw conclusions from the facts that are presented. That there is the real difference: facts. Sticking to them, digging them up, uncovering them and in no way shape or form biasing them ever.

In my personal opinion, there are damned few actual journalists left in the /entire world/. Whatever the medium; television, newsprint or online…the number of journalists who actually hold themselves to such standards could probably fit in a large living room.

Is some guy (myself for example,) spouting his personal opinion all over the internet a journalist? No. That’s editorialising, but it isn’t actual journalism. The days of the investigative reporter are damned near dead. Replaced by people who will rewrite press releases in exchange for a pat on the back or a free toy; or some talking head on the TV regurgitating whatever tripe his political masters give him to keep the ratings high.

A real journalist doesn’t let his personal opinions about anything, from climate change to corporate corruption stand in the way of reporting the facts. They report he facts without any editorialising whatsoever, let you decide, and they constantly take the piss out of everyone and every thing.

Where has the real news organisation gone? The one where, from local news to international, science reporting to art anything clearly not a researched, factual article was clearly marked as such, and often at dramatic odds with the actual investigative journalism that was what sold papers? Why is it that The Daily Show, in it’s satire is closer to actual investigative journalism than almost anything available from the mainstream US?

What about the BBC? I used to practically worship the quality of honest investigative journalism that came from them. The past 15 years or so have seen an awful decline…they are a mere shadow of their former credibility.

That’s what if all boils down to: credibility. Journalists are known for reporting factual truth, and as such you learn to trust your media more than your politicos, your police force, your military and most certainly company PR departments. Can you name any news organisation, from The Reg to the BBC to the New York Times to Al Jazeera, that you can trust without reservation to tell you the unbiased truth? Can you even name a combination of them from whom you can extract an algorithmically predictable signal from the noise?

This is why I read The Register. There are some who write for this rag that I would consider being solely editorial writers, constantly rehashing personal opinions regardless of facts but not an actual professional journalist. Others here are vicious and brutal; they play absolutely no favourites. They bite the hands that feed them…all of them.

For this very same reason, I adore the Nobel Intent section of Ars Technica. The science writers there are fantastic; and they tear everyone, (from scientists to sceptics to regular Joes) fresh new ones on a regular basis. I just can’t stomach their terribly biased tech writing; it seemingly can find no fault with some companies…companies they tend to act as apologists for.

In this, El Reg, for all that it is an online IT Tabloid is still not only so far above the quality of journalism exhibited by regular “bloggers” that even after all that ranting above I still feel I can’t do it justice. Where I start losing faith in humanity is that El Reg, for all the Paris Hilton and tabloid antics and horribly, horribly biased unmarked editorials is still more trustworthy and accurate than most of the major “mainstream press.”

What does that say about the “free press?” Does the fact that anyone can write a blog actually mean anything? Or has this phenomenon weakened the only reliable source of information our civilisation has maintained for over a hundred years to the point of worthlessness? If you accept that true honest to god investigative journalism is almost dead, then where do you start pointing the finger of blame? Fox news and Rupert Murdoch and his ilk most assuredly…but Bloggers bear some of it as well.

Mainstream press isn’t worth saving any more than bloggers are, and vice the versa. What needs saving is the profession of journalism. It needs to become an actual profession…as strictly self-regulated as Engineering or Medicine.

The medium though, really doesn’t matter.

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@Hugh

I can't speak for any blogger other than myself...

...but yeah, I want to be an actual journalist. In case you haven't read the comments much sir, I do quite love to write. Everyone is different. aManFromMars likes to craft perfectly obtuse, yet really insightful comments as an exercise in attempting to cause others to think more about pretty much everything. The commenter jake likes to comment even more than I do, but always deeply contrarian; he likes to /argue/. (Or he’s really just one of the biggest downers of all time. I haven’t decided.) The Moderatrix enjoys roaming around taking the piss out of absolutely everyone, but tends to do in a very one-off manner. She likes the short one-liners, humorous, but rarely gets drawn into a real argument about anything.

I think that one day (a ways off in the future I would bet,) it would be awesome to semi-retire to journalism. Maybe after I pay off my mortgage and don't have to rely on as much income to survive. Do all bloggers have similar dreams? I can’t possibly say. Most likely some of them think they already are journalists, some just want to tell the world about their feelings and thoughts. In this, I find that medium is actually making a difference; Twitter is doing a good job of sucking up those who don’t seem to aspire to serious journalism, but have a need to leave a little bit of themselves on the internet anyways.

The different between “want to be” a journalist and “a wannabe” is, IMHO, that someone who “wants to be” one recognises they aren’t, and strives to be better. The wannabe thinks he is one…and isn’t. We all love deluding ourselves into thinking we are greater and more important than we really are; perhaps there isn’t one among us who doesn’t fall prey to it.

So could you tar all bloggers with the same brush as one another? I don’t personally think so; however I still think the idea of _most_ bloggers being “wannabes” might sadly be valid…

Oh, and I realise that your post was largely in jest…but it caused an interesting pondering nonetheless, and figured it might be worth tossing back in the thread to see what others think.

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@Ben

Ooooh. Good point. Also: did you just attempt some form of literary analysis on a Register comment? Doesn't that violate some rules somewhere? I admit, it's 3:33am here, and I have been up for a little over 30 hours*...but that seems wrong somehow.

*Seriously, moving terabytes of info from one drive to another on the same system while keeping the shares in place during the movie may not be difficult, but it sure as hell is boring. And it makes for a long night. Gogo disk upgrades.

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Sad...

From the article: Jobs went on to say that he "thought deeply about this," and decided not to "let it slide" because to do so would be against "our core values."

So the core values of Apple, (and I would assume by extension Steve Jobs,) are an extreme desire to control the flow of information, (as evidenced by this being such a Big Deal in the first place,) and a complete and utter inability to forgive.

You know what? Screw the whole what technology is good, or bad, or nerd wars or any of it.

This guy just doesn't sound like someone I'd like to sit down in a bar and have a beer with. I think his "core values" and mine are damn near diametrically opposed.

I suppose that would be why he's filthy rich and I'm not. Nice guys finish last, and all that. Sad though. This whole thing is very sad…

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@hugh

I suppose it would really depend on the blogger. I'm a "blogger," having both my personal blog (http://www.trevorpott.com) and the Desktop Management gig here on El Reg. Does that make me a journo? Hell no! Never went to school for it, and I am only just learning the ropes now. I tinker at the edges of journalism, trying to learn how to report actual news, get and perform interviews etc...but I am a blogger, not a journo.

What about Mary Jo Foley? (http://www.zdnet.com/blog/microsoft)That lady has a blog, but she is a first class journalist as well. She digs up a lot of dirt, and does a damned good job of reporting it. Or Michael Geist? (http://www.michaelgeist.ca/)

If Steve is saying that “Bloggers aren’t journalists,” then I think I largely agree. Most aren’t. If this is to be generally accepted however, we need a new term for the rare actual journalists whose medium of reporting is entirely online.

Regardless of Steve's beliefs on the matter, journo is about the quality of the craft, not the medium. Does that comment make me a fanatic? Or just bored enoguh to be disagreeable?

Apple's HTML5 'standards' hype debunked

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Apple propaganda website only works in safari!

And nothing of value was lost.

US census inflates latest employment numbers

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Hmmm

I thought all those banks that Bush allowed to back trucks up the the treasury were actually supposed to pay that money back? Last i heard GM had started doing so, as had most recipients of Obama's stimulus...

...have the banks? Not trolling, I'm genuinely curious. I remember there being a brouhaha about the Bush stimulus money not being properly accounted for or tracked, so I am unsure how anyone would eve know if it was paid back. Better question: did Obama, after said brouhaha, ensure that all the stimulus money he handed out was traced, and did they go after defaulters on those loans?

I ask largely because if the companies have used the money to return to profitability and started paying back those loans, maybe America has a chance of not actually running a federal deficit sometime in the next decade? If it can reverse the federal financial mismanagement, then the crippling interest paid to China etc. won’t be tearing their economy to shreds.

…or did none of that make sense at all?

Delivering on data governance

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Oooo. Sticky topic.

More so when you consider that in almost every case IT is looked at as a terrible burden. It's a cost center with little to no value in most organisations, excepting that it makes regulatory overhead slightly less burdensome. When regulatory burdens start creeping into IT, driving the costs up once more...

...yeah, lots of businesses just won't comply. The smaller your business, the more this regulatory burden will prove to be a barrier to entry into any market, yet the larger the business the more this regulatory burden is absolutely required.

One extra accountant, systems administrator or consultant for AT&T is less than a rounding error on the payroll. One extra accountant, systems administrator, or contractor for a 50 employee organisation can be the difference between profit and loss. The hell of it being that it’s the AT&Ts for whom these rules need to exist; while smaller enterprises make mistakes in data governance, the impacts of such are practically insignificant.

Plus, after making those mistakes, that small company isn’t around anymore. The AT&Ts of the world can do whatever they feel like, and nothing seems able to touch them.

So how to deal with this from an IT perspective? Formalise your operations and procedures so much that you end up requiring additional staff? Run your existing wetware harder until it burns out? Get an outside consultant who might or might not be trustworthy, but will most assuredly be expensive?

I am unsure there is a single “right answer.” The approach needs to vary with the details and culture of each organisation…but there comes a point where the regulatory burden on SMEs will be so much that many of them will simply be forced to close.

I wonder if maybe that’s The New Corporate Strategy for large enterprises. Cause such a ruckus that new regulations must be enacted. Then cause a ruckus to force the application of those regulations as broadly as possible so as to disproportionately burden smaller competitors.

SpaceX Falcon 9 achieves orbit on maiden flight

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Wow...

...those prices actually are pretty reasonable. Good for them!

Dolphin talks to humans – but does he love Toughbook or iPad?

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Toughbook for me please!

Oh, wouldn't one of those be nice. Not likely to ever be able to get one though. :(

Patching is a pain...

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@Joe14

If it makes you feel better, the drive for Windows 7 is exactly the ability to run as a non-privileged user in all cases, while allowing those few who require escalation to do so properly, with /much/ training as to why they need to think first, click later.

I’d love to say “my network is where I like it to be, I’m telling you all about my awesome build.” Instead I come before the commenttards of El Reg saying “hey, this isn’t all that grand, so I’m changing it.”

By the end of August, every single VM in my entire network will have been replaced. We are building new domain controllers out on test hardware now, and the new network is building from absolute scratch. All desktops are getting new images, and thanks to the marvels of VDI, one build covers 80% of our users.

I expect to completely replace every install of every chunk of software in the next here months.

It's a Good Thing.

Also: the new network is being designed to be PCI compliant, amongst a raft of other security buzzwordy things. If you are taking the time to do it from scratch...do it right, no?

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@EWI

Correct me if I am wrong, but 1) Sparkle also exists for Windows, and b) It is a third party offering, not somethign funded and supported by Apple Inc.

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@Chemist

My experience mirrors your own. It wouldn't stop a determined attacker, but it is cheap, easy solution to keep most script kiddies at bay. The idea that your solution must be "perfect" is not one I subscribe to; defence in depth is about combining security ideas. Changing default ports is just the low hanging fruit.

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@foo_bar_baz

Please see the conversation at the top of this thread it was mentioned that your approach has flaws. It references previous a previous thread where this idea was completely torn apart.

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@Robert Carnegie

Disabling Autoplay /entirely/ is absolutely required for at least one of my usage scenarios.

Ready for something terrifying?

We have dedicated "client stations" at each of our locations whose sole purpose is to have customers walk in with CDs, DVDs, Flash keys or portable hard drives to submit information in a completely unsupervised area into our system. No, this can't be changed, and no we can't afford a nanny. We have to...TRUST OUR CUSTOMERS. (This has negative consequences.)

Our entire business relies on receiving dozens to hundreds of gigabytes of new information a day from our customers. While our client systems did periodically get pwned, it hasn't happened ONCE since we moved to Windows 7.

<3 properly done privilege escalation.

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@Joe14

Please see the conversation at the top of this thread it was mentioned that your approach has flaws. It references previous a previous thread where this idea was completely torn apart.

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@informavrette

I am sorry, but I have to completely disagree with you on this one. Microsoft has proven to be excellent at vetting corporations for inclusion in such ventures. Look at the WHQL driver program. If Microsoft were of half a mind to, they could build on the WHQL driver program and create a list of Microsoft-qualified patch suppliers.

These companies and developers would register with Microsoft, and the whole system could be driven via Microsoft Update.

Companies that don’t want to play ball don’t have to; but it would rapidly become a selling point for one type of software over another, especially in a business environment. Just as I am not going to deploy a piece of hardware without a WHQLed driver in a business environment, I wouldn’t deploy a non-Microsoft-certified application partner unless my back was right up against the wall.

This is what Microsoft *does.* This kind of ecosystem building is why they became what they are. You have a lot of talk about how Microsoft needs to innovate and do something actually useful and new, instead of just following Apple?

How about returning to their roots: business computing. Give me a business computing ecosystem I can TRUST; one that’s tested and vetted to work together by corporations with the kind of money and power that Microsoft and Adobe and all these corporations have. Get an industry group together, and a gigantic patch testing lab filled with people who’s job it is to do nothing all day but vet patches. Take the Apple iStore idea, and do it one better. Give me a platform I can install anything I want; but to which you also provide me a nicely managed, tightly knit walled garden that I can choose to opt in to.

You might not think it would work, but I think it’s worth a yearly subscription.

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Apologies

CHANGING default ports are a must.

I really need to stop writing these things at 10pm, and proof-reading at 1am...

(I say as I know that I have an article due tonight, which I will once more be up late writing…) I will strive to do better!

Confessions of a sysadmin

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@jake

It is burning it down. It's all virtualised, so you spin up your VMs on a bunch of test hardware, make sure your configs are good, and then one day *snick* old network turns off, new network turns on.

Probably some minor re-wiring required here and there, but since it's all in racks, the whole of the network changeover from old to new will probably be doable in a single night.

To me, that’s burning it down and replacing it.

As to “bad by design,” I would not really be capable of describing the network as it stands in such a fashion. Bad by LACK of design maybe; or perhaps “the result of evolution rather than revolution.” The last time I truly redid the network from scratch was about 7 years ago; and it was WONDERFUL. I also had two servers and 14 desktops. In one site.

It’s rather easy to work the bugs out of a stable network and evolve it to perfection. It’s a whole other thing to take a rapidly, (and sometimes chaotically) expanding network and evolve it even towards /functionality/, let alone perfection. Remember that in the real world, IT doesn’t make all the decisions about what applications, hardware or whatnot will be put into place. Sometimes you come to work and someone made a decisions, (and signed a purchase order,) for completely non-IT-related reasons.

For example: “this device was shown on the demo room floor doing exactly what we want it to do for the price we want it do so. Let’s buy it.” It is then brought back to IT with the expectation that it be integrated because that is what we get paid for. How it affects the purity of the network design is of zero concern to anyone outside IT. Once, twice…any network can take that. When this happens several times a year for the better part of a decade…

As to being bored…sometimes I am. I keep El Reg open in my home VM, which I am usually RDPed into from work. Sometimes, particularly after a bit of research where my brain is still processing the information, I need to disconnect from what it is I am doing. Some of that time is wandering around outside, some is going to get a coffee…but I prefer to take my brain off task by poking at El Reg. It’s at least IT related, and thus at least tangentially related to my employment.

Besides, when not arguing with contrarians, I get some really fantastic feedback from other commenters. Some of the things they have suggested as applications or procedures have really helped over the years.

And Paris Hilton is always the answer! Just like most of the super-idealistic nerds that become discontent forum trolls, there are some people only the internet can ever love…

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@Chris in NZ

It's impossible to be "put off" by "some commenters' after-the-facts "easy to avoid" advice, or stupidly, their contempt."

I've been a reader of El Reg for 10 years, and a commenter since the system was first put into place. I’m from the internet. Enough bad mojo directed at me might get me down…but you develop a think skin fairly quick once you’ve been “tossed into the pool.” I’m not exactly at the epic levels of trolling achieved by some of the commenttards, but I am certainly no digital saint either.

Given the number of times I have taken a shot at Andrew O, torn up another commenter, harassed the Moderatrix or generally been a fantastic pain in the ass, I don’t begrudge any of these commenters a shot or two at me.

After all, if El Reg’s fantastic commenttards didn’t partake in the time honoured tradition of taking the piss out of absolutely everyone all the time…

…who would I have to argue with?*

*The real question sometimes has to be: do I start arguments in the comment sections of various articles around here because I am bored, I because I actually believe fervently in whatever I am arguing about, or some combination thereof? Oh wait; I’m a commenttard, so it’s obvious that the real answer is Paris Hilton.

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Now that...

...sounds like an Anonymous Coward who has been in the SME trenches. Your assesment very much so mirrors my own experience.

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@AC 23:05

"I think that a suitable stateful ``one way mirror'' type firewall will give you most of what you want and in fact will even work nearly the same way (same state table), but it can be a bit more efficient perhaps and is transparent for other network admins too. And that is largely a good thing."

Why? Why is the transparency of my network to other admins a good thing? It's advantageous to them, a security risk for me. Your reasoning makes no sense.

As to "well, you can put a stateful firewall at the edge and get all the protection you want," it's not a question of "the protection I want." It's the ease of that protection. I can personally maintain an IPV6 network in my sleep. I'm a trained systems administrator.

What about my parents? My Aunt and Uncle? What about that nice older couple who own the soup shop? To say “well, they just need to learn proper network security” is trash. Existing network security, (which is far easier and more forgiving than life under IPV6) is still far too complicated for these people.

But it’s okay because the nerds want it that way? IPV6 is beautiful on paper; but the actual details of implementation and ease of use were totally ignored, and it’s too late to go back now.

Unless we can add a layer (like NATPT) to IPV6 to make it more forgiving for people who understand less. Those who like IPV6 see the end-to-end model as the only important part: this is what they want to be forgiving, because they care about their pet applications, and making life easier for developers.

I look at it and say “the end-to-end model doesn’t matter; developers get PAID to deal with the fact that life sucks.” As far as I am concerned the only people who matter are the end users; whatever is settled on must be simple, easy to use, forgiving, and most of all EASY TO UNDERSTAND for them.

So far all I have ever seen from the anti-NAT crowd is “well someone will create a device that’s easy to use, and just as forgiving as NAT without any drawbacks whatsoever.”

I have yet to see one. Or even some beta software. Or anything really that makes me think IPV6 is going to be even AS EASY as IPV4 for these people. Let alone actually EASIER.

IN other words: show me the business case. One that benefits me, and my users.

Not some developers I don’t care about who are paid to deal with it anyways.

You want to make networks more complicated, you are putting money in my pocket; but you are taking it out of the pockets of my friends and family and small businesses that can’t afford it to do so, and for no good reason that I can see.

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@informavorette

Well, I believe we are now entering into the realm of philosophy. I can be fairly clear on things that can be observed and catalogued; behaviours that can be qualified as well as quantified. I am good with IT because “action A provokes response B” within a reasonable margin of error. If action A provokes a response other than B, or fails to provoke a response at all then it’s troubleshooting time.

Computer systems are supposed to work within norms. It’s impossible to say “they should work the same way every time,” if for no other reason than that our hardware is imperfect. Still, they should fail in predictable ways; if our software is good, in graceful and predictable ways.

Your comment on the other hand veers off of this track. “I'd even settle for a world where average people know the difference between good and bad software - as of now, most of the CS students I've met don't know it. Only the big question is: how do we get such a world?”

Change the world? If you find the answer let me know. At the end of the day it’s all greed. Software is shoddily designed either due to expediency or lack of knowledge. Lack of knowledge is usually due to the individual being too greedy with their leisure time to devote the proper skills to their craft. There’s a margin of error there for folks who genuinely aren’t greedy, but make me critical mistake of overextending themselves thus resulting in an inability to learn the craft, or finish the project.

In large part though, shoddy software seems to stem from the very human desire to cut every corner possible in the attempt to do it faster, cheaper or what-have-you. We are all of us guilty; each and every person on the planet. The man who tells you he never cuts corners is not only lying as he says it, he’s so utterly terrified of appearing to be a failure that he will completely overcompensate for it. (A liability in technical circles, a potential ally in political ones.)

The little things in life are usually where it shows the most. Take cooking for example; when you are alone, and cooking for yourself…how many corners do you cut? If you are cooking for friends or family, you generally try you very best to make a satisfying and delicious meal, but when alone you reach for the box of bachelor chow and the microwave.

This approach doesn’t end there; it’s extended to every facet of life. Software developers will cut any corners they don’t feel is important, and managers won’t put pressure on developers to not cut corners unless something makes doing that important to them. The company investing in software development needs an incentive to not cut corners and on it goes. People are greedy not only with their money, but with their time and effort as well.

The only advice or philosophical truth I can offer is that it is because of the recognition of these very facts about our human nature that the field of ENGINEERING was born. There is a difference between a builder and an engineer. There is weight and value to that Iron Ring. An engineer belongs to a fraternity of people sworn NEVER to let such concerns cause the failure of their projects. You don’t have Adam the cheap labour builder create your train bridge across the river valley; you rely on an engineer because it is important and it has to be done right, with zero cut corners. If that engineer ever cut a corner; just a single one and was found out, he would lose his livelihood. The rules of his profession are strict, and they are final.

Just as being disbarred is a career death sentence for a lawyer, or a Doctor can lose their license to practice medicine, and engineer can have that iron ring taken away. It is what makes these more than trades, but honoured and venerable PROFESSIONS.

Too many people misuse the term engineer, for that matter, people misuse the term “profession.” If you want a world where software is designed right, the first time, with zero cut corners than you need to make development of software an actual profession. You need to make “software engineers” real, actual engineers, and they need to be bound by that iron ring.

If you want a world where all software is developed along these lines, then development truly must be a profession; common people are forbidden to practice it unless they belong to an accredited organisation. Just as I cannot claim to be an MD and practice medicine, proclaim myself counsellor and practice law, I can not claim to be an engineer and practice engineering. It is illegal, and were I do attempt to do so and were caught, I would go to jail for it. (It is not a crime you merely get a fine for.)

This is the world that would have to exist for software to be “done right, the first time.” Software would be enormously expensive, but it would last for decades. It would be slow to evolve and change, but it would cope with a variety of issues.

If you want a world without the cut corners, then all of us IT folk, be they developers or systems administrators need to accept who wand what we are. Whether you have an MCP, a one year certificate, two year diploma or even a bachelor’s degree, unless there is an iron ring on your hand, you aren’t an engineer. You aren’t even close; don’t claim to be one, don’t pretend you are one, and don’t think that you have the slightest idea what the difference between what you do and what a real engineer does is.

The IT industry’s collective need to pad our egos is probably responsible for more terrible design issues, implementation failures, buggy code and downright asshattery than anything else in all of human history. For decades we have told ourselves that we are “new’ and “disruptive” and that we “weren’t recognised as being legitmate.” We told ourselves anything possible to convince ourselves we were ‘as good as” doctors or lawyers or engineers.

Yet we have *never* held ourselves to the same standards. We have never put on the IT equivalent of the iron ring. We have never sworn an oath, and we have never collectively walked away from jobs because what is being asked can’t be done without cutting corners.

We are tradesmen; food at what we do, and capable of making computers and software function in ways they were simply never designed to. We are problem solvers and tinkerers all, but we are most emphatically not engineers.

So while I know there are many people who will disagree with this post; in large part because we all want to see ourselves in the best possible light, I’ll hit the submit button anyways, and let the flames fall where they may.

My name is Trevor Pott, I’m a Systems and Network administrator, and I stand before you to say this is a trade, not a profession. I wish I was an engineer, and if I could do it all again I would have become one, but I am not. I am a digital janitor; a plumber of the tubes.

Who are you?

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@AC

Keeping your stuff link local doesn't give it access to outside resources. I want access to those outside resources, but don't want people having access to my resources, or being able to track my internal machines. As far as I am concerned NATPT is ideal. What I lament is that because someone thought their preferred approach was better, the choice is removed from the rest of us. What harm to those people if NATPT on IPV6 were allowed to exist? There is enough address space they could choose to implement it, or not, as THEY saw fit. That people who prefer to limit the choices available should be given the “right” to tell the rest of us how to run things is what I lament.

AT&T to ax unlimited data plans on iPhone Monday

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@BioTube

Yes. Companies piss off their customer base all the time and retain customers. That's part of being a monopoly. Or oligopoly. Small amounts of very power companies can do essentially whatever they feel like.

And no, when a market has collapsed into monopolies or oligopolies, regulation is the only hope for ever having anything close to the ability to enter the market. By the time it has been allowed to become a monopoly or oligopoly the incumbent has all sorts of resources at their command to make entering the market hard. The less regulation, the harder it is to stop that.

“Sell only Intel processors and you get a 25% discount.” Well, **** me, hard to compete with that, especially since the incumbent already has the “economy of scale” thing you don’t. You could have the moon on a stick and it wouldn’t matter because Intel is able to crank out crappy stuff at lower cost and buy their market share.

This holds true for almost any market in existence. Regulation is necessary to prevent corporate excess, period. The “Free Market,” left free, collapses rapidly into a small number of very powerful companies that will not allow competition of any sort.

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*shrug*

It's as bad or worse here in Canada. Go oligopolies! But of course the best way to respond to this is obviously to completely deregulate the telecommunications industry. Somehow this will eliminate the barriers to entry and increase competition. In no way would such deregulation lead instantly into all the carriers in North America collapsing into a single megacorp.*

*When I picture this, in my mind I see a Neutron star feeding off of a stellar companion until it reaches a critical mass point...collapsing inwards into a singularity while simultaneously blowing off its outer shell. End result: gravitational anomaly so dense that even light cannot escape…and a massive shockwave of hard radiation and plasma annihilating anything within a radius of a few light years. Thousands of light years away, the heavy particles created during this violent reaction seed a nebula with the ingredients necessary for it to collapse into a solar system; potentially even giving rise to life. Where the original solar system was, a menacing void ensnaring any who dare venture too close.

But with the continental economy instead of a solar system.

Ballmer says Windows will shame iPad

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REPLACE BALLMER

Please?

Microsoft's Ballmer and Ozzie tag-team on mediocrity

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Short Microsoft

...but I don't want to buy apple or Google.

Come on Redhat, buy Novell and make us proud...

Mobiles back in the frame as bee killers

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In my opinion every human being alive should read this article:

http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2010/05/when-science-clashes-with-belief-make-science-impotent.ars

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@Jerome 0

Do what I do (I use Firefox for this):

1) use the "my forums" link on the top right hand side of this page. This will tell you which of the threads you have commented in have been updated. (Updated threads show up as unvisited links.)

2) Open an updated thread in a new tab

3) press Ctrl-f to bring up the search, and punch in your username.

4) Hit "next" a few times, and it will take you to your posts in that thread.

Voila: you have no skimmed a long thread for your posts, and can quickly check for replies.

If you stay on top of the "my forums" page, you can frequently check threads for updates.

The "my posts" page will tell you if your comments are being held in the queue, have been accepted, or rejected. They also contain links directly to those comments, in the context of their thread. (Look for the arrows and hash marks and the like.)

A little bit of exploration should have you finding most of the features you want already exist. The web team here has done a fantastic job with this site.