* Posts by Cunningly Linguistic

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Is there anything to find on bin Laden's hard drive?

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Are we sure...

...that the Navy SEAL team didn't forget to pick up the Post-It (stuck on the monitor) with Bin Lid's passphrase on?

Star Wars: From dream sci-fi bride to perfect Blu-ray wife

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Headmaster

Nope, other way round...

...Gold was widescreen, silver was pan & scan.

Ohio cops taze naked marathoneer

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Ohio eh?

Satan bless the bible belt where it is heresy to show a perfectly natural thing like a bare body. Something, incidentally, that their Guv'ner was supposed to have created.

The Sandy Bridge Hackintosh

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Jobs Horns

I have a spare Dual core G5 PowerPC here...

...onto which I installed Debian 6 as an experiment to see what it would behave like as a small web and mail server. Other than a couple of apps which don't seem to like the PPC cpu (Xindy that's you I'm talking about) it runs fine. Certainly better than OS/X 10.5 did.

Legal goons threaten researcher for reporting security bug

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Just a thought...

...was the researcher a resident of Germany?

If not then it's not like he's governed by the German law anyway.

Rackspace backtracks over toff-proof sign-up process

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Headmaster

Not to mention...

...Greengrocers' Apostrophes.

Nikon image authentication system cracked

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Paris Hilton

You should see what letters they got...

...when they defeated the Gauls!

Minotron: 2112 on iOS 4

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Revenge of the Mutant Camels

..for Android please.

High Court squashes Digital Economy Act challenge

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But...

...still perfectly adequate for the average home user who doesn't spend hours in front of a word processor and rarely uses macros.

Facebook forced to reinstate snogging men pic

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Grenade

Homophobia is...

...stupidity in extremis.

Microsoft's Word fight opens in US Supreme Court

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WTF?

You what?!!!

"an expert agency: the US Patent Office"

Surely you jest?

Menorcan politician flashes substantial chesticles

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Headmaster

The old faithful...

"To grow old is mandatory, to grow up is optional".

I choose to use all available options.

Dig deep! Radio asks taxpayers for blank cheque

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FAIL

DAB = Death of radio as we know it.

Once FM is switched off, and people won't pay the absurd amounts charged for DAB replacements the radio listening public's numbers severely decline.

The audience figures go down, the advertising spending goes down, the number of radio stations go down until eventually all that can be received is the BBC stations.

The BBC decides it's on a hiding to nothing and so withdraws funding from DAB stations' budgets.

Everyone goes over to DVB and/or PMPs.

Poor Whispering Bob retires and the decent music content on the airwaves dies the death.

Men at Work lose Down Under plagiarism appeal

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It's about time...

...EMI got a taste of their own medicine.

Frickin' accountants.

Duke Nukem Forever DELAYED

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Regardless...

...of how good or bad the game may or may not be, after all these years it's going to be one hell of an anti-climax when it released... I bought it, I played it, now what?

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Paris Hilton

Subtle

Duke Nukem never comes first"

lolz

Judge to music industry: 'Worth trillions? Forget it'

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Begging to differ redux

Working, as I do, on the fringes of the music industry (admittedly in a niche-ish genre) I have to say that ease of access, ease of production does not a good recipe make. All it means is that more dross is promulgated and isn't filtered out by the usual 'studio system'.

I'm 51, I'm in the demographic which reputedly has more money to spend on music than any other, certainly more than the 20s and below, yet there is nothing specifically aimed at my age group. My preferred genre is blues and blues-rock and in my experience (approx 15 years working for a reasonably well known, but unnamed, band on the UK circuit) and in conversation with many artists the overwhelming feeling is that good music is out there in spite of the music industry, not because of it.

$deity help us from the guy with Garageband and an over-ambitious imagination. The 100s of out of work session musicians need a way for their cream to rise to the surface. Itunes is not that way. By and large my age group want something tangible for their hard-earned and a digital download does not cut it (except for maybe a taster).

As for HMV, don't get me started on those leeches!

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Headmaster

What's the point in...

...downloading music? There's bugger all decent new music being produced. Courtesy of the accountants in charge imagination has been replaced with a formula.

Get some decent music for adults out there, put it on physical media that looks nice on a shelf and I'll pay a reasonable amount, say £5 - £8 per CD.

Fans face freezing Apple MacBook Pros

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Troll

Are...

...those owners with overheating issues holding the laptop correctly?

Extended Lord of the Rings Blu-rays to hit Blighty

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Headmaster

Simples...

...just wait a few months, then when the limited number of 'gotta get it' fans peter out the rest of us will be able to get it for half price (or even less on ebay).

Microsoft releases IE9 for chip happy Windows world

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Grenade

To paraphrase...

...In browser wars the first casualty is truth.

BBC accused of coming out for porn opt-in?

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Paris Hilton

It seems...

...that we now know WHY her husband was watching porn.

Julian Assange sets out bid to appeal extradition to Sweden

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WTF?

Criminal?

Surely he's innocent of any allegations until found guilty by a court?

Just because the prosecution documents were leaked and because the Swedish PM opened mouth before operating brain does not change that.

Hollywood eyes Blade Runner replicants

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FAIL

Some people forget...

...that Hollywood (and the studio system) isn't there to make good films, it's there to make ridiculous profits (then announce that they made losses).

RIM BlackBerry Bold 9780 smartphone

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How come...

...El Reg phone reviews never actually include info on how a particular phone functions as a telephone? Sound quality etc?

Park the Mario Kart, and throw your keys in the bowl

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Paris Hilton

Cue the...

...Nintendo Rampant Rabbit.

Virgin tempts Brits with fee-free TiVo

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WTF?

The only thing I won...

...from Virgin Media was a seemingly lifetime's worth of spam snailmail because our street is wired up yet I continue to reject their advances.

Gov will pay £2.25m compo to ID card suppliers

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His guide dog...

...probably thought up the whole ID card scheme

Flying dildo downs Oz stag party bloke

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Paris Hilton

An anagram for a name?

..."vacuum jerks"

Did he ever consider that the blood may not have been his own? Most dildos don't have sharp edges.

Mysterious crypto-book dated to 15th century

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Paris Hilton

Simple! It was...

...to stop them reading it just for the articles.

US gov says it can't build an interstellar starship

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Headmaster

The Yanks never could get English right...

"West's Encyclopedia of American Law"

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Headmaster

To whit..

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/whit

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Headmaster

Errrr, that would be...

..."to whit".

Stewie Griffin would be deeply disappointed in you Mr Page.

Nominet asks what you think of police domain grab

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Megaphone

Two words...

...Judicial Oversight.

Never let the filth do anything without a judge saying they can do it.

Council dives into crematorium-heated pool

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Troll

They can call it...

...The Soylent Heating Company.

Sony expands legal offensive to more PS3 hackers

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Sony are gonna be screwed...

...if it turns out that most of the Youtube viewers were in the UK.

Jackson's Hobbit movies back on track

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FAIL

Oh I dunno...

...have you seen The Lovely Bones?

'You don't even know what change management is'

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Joke

Isn't change management...

...what women do when you marry them?

Official: PhD in 'Essential Oils' or 'Natural Toiletries' = 'a Scientist'

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You've got to admit...

...that even without the white coats, they do look like scientists!

Mexico demands apology for Top Gear outrage

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Given the...

...shit that's going on in Mexico I would have thought Mexicans and their ambassador would have more important things to be concerned with.

No new copters for Afghanistan troops

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Wouldn't it be...

...a simpler and cheaper expedient just to bring the lads back home?

Julian Assange wins peace prize

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Presumably...

...this article is written from the Merkin perspective?

Vodafone confirms Egypt lock-down

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FAIL

Well so much for the mantra...

...the Internet sees censorship as damage and routes around it.

With net unplugged, Egypt cracks down on journos

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Haven't these press companies...

...heard of Satphones?

Utah to honour Browning M1911 semi-automatic

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What would gun rationalisers know about reality?

So one city bans guns when surrounded by a massive country in which there are millions of them? Yup, that's what one calls dealing with reality.

Ban guns from the whole country and then see if your theory holds true.

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WTF?

Methinks it's tools that use them.

>weapons are useful tools, nothing more, nothing less.

Tools to do what? Kill and maim. Have I missed any other uses?

Big new wind turbines too close together, says top boffin

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Joke

Isn't this guy...

...just an American blowhard?

McDonalds samples NFC swipe-tech in UK

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WTF?

What difference does it make...

...saving a couple of minutes making a payment when you have to wait at least 5 mins to get your coffee served?

Anyway, I prefer Costa!

Man killed by own cock

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A new euphemism

Not so much "diamond cutter" as "throat cutter".

Police DNA retention ruled lawful by NI High Court

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Joke

They're Irish...

...they just think he'll grow out of his DNA as he gets older!

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