Posts by Cunningly Linguistic

At least he'll have something to play with when in the hospital awaiting death.

They can have my IPv4 static IP...

...when they prise it from my cold, dead router,

Given that Bonobo's are the primates that lurve to fuck. It can only be presumed that once they have access to words then it won't be long before we can expect some Mills & Boon bodice rippers from them.

As far as the robot is concerned, I hear Ann Summers has expressed an interest in partnership with Duracell.

I'm wondering...

...if finally someone is going to do research on just how long a fart does hang around in a spacesuit.

Keyhole surgery?

More like peehole surgery... yeah I know, I'll get my coat!

Eggs & Basket are the words that spring to my mind.

Sheesh, Jimbo is as transparent as a not very transparent thing.

I wonder if he'll regale the Whitehall staff with anecdotes of his career publishing porn?

I'm sure India's starving millions will consider the price to be a bargain.

Please remind me again, why is Britain sending millions of pounds in aid to India?

People don't seem to realise that 50% of all doctors were in the bottom half of their classes, and of that 50% most end up as a GP.

A Jack of all medical trades, but a master of none.

Who cares?

Write them all and let calibre sort 'em out (paraphrasing of course).

Pah! Fucking religion!

As if life wasn't complicated enough.

Huh

I put out on the first date regardless of the phone I have in my pocket!

Commentards in lynch-mob fervour...

...why is it in the post-9/11 world people are automatically assumed to be guilty?

Has the "innocent until proven guilty" mindset in this world of terrorism disappeared for every big media bust?

Is it any wonder that the US is the most reviled nation on Earth?

Our street is 50mb compatible. I don't use VM at all. As a result I must be pissing them off as they send me tons of junk mail. It's ridiculous the amount of trees that must have died to try to persuade me to take on something there is no way in hell I'd use.

So one errant email? Meh!

"...treat workers with dignity and respect..."

Unlike their customers of course!

The Nikiski picture

I can't help but see the parallel, from times gone by, with the pictures of Rolf Harris advertising the Stylophone.

I bet it won't know about my swinging weekends much less advertise them :)

Bugger...

...no sound on the video!

Purely to get the relationship between activity and result of course.

A quantum leap of difference?

Oh boy!

Infant2

Ah I remember the Doom obsession well. Spending literally days downloading mods from the infant2 server circa '93. I think my personal stash of mods ended up at around 1500...though I think I only actually tried a quarter of them.

Are we sure...

...that it isn't the actual storage area of the legendary Weapons of Mass Destruction that Bliar and Bu$h knew were hidden round here somewhere?

Since when is scribbling a note an invasion of privacy? The TSA guy had to search her bag anyway.

Sounds like this 'lady' needs her vibratory friend as she's too uptight to get the real thing!

I've sussed it...

...it's all this physics shite, it's very heavy reading. That's why Kubiatowicz's Kindle got weightier.

He may be a bit raving, but I have to agree with what he says.