* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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World's richest bloke battles Oz catastro-fire with incredible AU$1m donation (aka load of cheap greenwashing)

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“The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced.”

Andrew Carnegie.

And like most of the so-called robber barons of his era, look at the nasty and ruthless ways he made his money. Rich men buying their way onto heaven.

(Atheist here, but back then, few were.)

Whirlybird-driving infosec boss fined after ranty Blackpool Airport air traffic control antics

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Re: fined £1,600 plus £870 in legal costs

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, WOMAN?!"

Excuse me sir. <grabs PA mic> "Attention please! I have a gentleman here who doesn't know who he is. Could someone please come to the desk and collect him?"

It's a no to ZFS in the Linux kernel from me, says Torvalds, points finger of blame at Oracle licensing

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Re: Torvalds declared: "Don't use ZFS. It's that simple."

I suspect he's talking about corruption caused *by* the filesystem or other software interacting with the filesystem rather than hardware failures.

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Re: Hypocritical

"AWS then"

What makes you think AWS or even Amazon as a whole will still be around in 10 or 20 years? The roadside is littered with "big" names from the past of the IT industry.

Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency

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Re: Never mind 2038, what about the 22nd century?

"They're due some time in 2112."

Also a Rush album.

RIP Neil, you were one of the greats.

Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends

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Re: Nothing new here

ISTR reading a an SF book many, many years ago where the heroes had hot black tea with a knob of butter as part of their breakfast.

(I have a feeling it may have been an E, E, "Doc" Smith book, probably a Skylark series book - I was very young then!)

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: "the FAA remains focused on [..] returning the Boeing 737 MAX to passenger service"

"I suppose the proper thing to do would have been to change the engine mounts or move the wings farther forward, but doing that would have counted as a significant design change and necessitated a costly re-certification. Which is what they were trying to avoid."

I'm probably wrong here, but from what I've been reading, MCAS is only required because they wanted the aircraft to handle like previous models and so save costs on simulators and training. If proper simulators and training is intriduced and thus pilot certification on the 737-MAX, then MCAS wouldn't be needed at all. Can someone in the know confirm this or tell me I'm an idiot for suggesting it?

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Re: I guess

"I'll hazard a guess you're not a Brit. We make jokes about the grimmest of events - it seems to be a coping mechanism, and deeply rooted in our culture. It's not a sign of disrespect or dismissing the gravity of an awful event."

Correct. And it's much cheaper than having a therapist on speed-dial :-)

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Re: I guess

"Gluing, of course, is not really an option for steam boilers."

Why not? You just need the right type of "glue" and a very high temperature, such as from a sustained electric spark :-)

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Re: I guess

and the airlines for saving a few pence by not installing the light that says "MCAS on"

If an MCAS light did come on, most pilots would see it and go "WTF is that?". IIRC from an earlier article, the only mention of MCAS in the flight manual was in the index.

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Re: Inconsistent with Boeing values

"I feel Boeing's biggest regret is being found out, as an arms manufacturer I doubt they will lose much sleep over some passenger deaths."

I wonder how the eventual fine for American Boeing will compare with the fine for foreign VW?

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

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Headmaster

Re: Learnings

before they learnted to speak properly

FTFY

Hey kids! Ditch that LCD and get ready for the retro CRT world of Windows Terminal

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Re: Sun Gallant Demi (sun12x22) beats them all

True. Also, I find most fake scanline effects always seem to be overdone. Maybe it's because they come from the US and their 480 line TV system rather than the UK 576 line TV system.

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Re: You had one job.

My first time with a decent two window "file manager" was with Laplink. So I just kept using it. It worked well as a file manager simply by setting both windows to a local drive/directory.

Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards

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Re: @ Warm Braw

*passenger kill-o-metre

FTFY

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Re: @ Warm Braw

"They are much more energy efficient per passenger mile than anything else when used a decent percentages of capacity."

And there's yer problem. The same one all mass transit has. Travel off peak and either the mass transit vehicle is running at a financial and pollution loss or it's simply not there.

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Re: @ Warm Braw

"Finally, a flying car has the same fuel issues that rockets have. If you want to go far, you need to store more fuel, which increases weight, which uses more fuel to lift off, thereby diminishing your range. "

And not forgetting that many if not most concept flying cars seem to be battery/electric so you don't even have the advantage of the "fuel" mass decreasing over the journey.

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Re: Flying taxis = wrong solution to right problem

"the most amusing being for exercise: swap with your personal trainer who can do a work out with your body whilst you sit in his and stuff yourself full of doughnuts."

Now that I could get onboard with!!!!!!

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Re: Flying taxis = wrong solution to right problem

"Podcars hanging from steel beams are effectively running on "roads" that are cheap to put in the air. "

So, what we really need is a....monorail!

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Re: "Lightsaber"

"In most cases the colonials (there's a clue there) are spelling things as we told them how to before they left..."

So, you're saying those colonials are stuck in the past and incapable of motionating forwards?

The soap opera continues. HP again tells Xerox: Show us more money!

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Re: Classic Bill Hewlett anecdote

Bill was willing to accommodate the use of HP parts, from the lab stock, to assist the engineers in their off-duty hobbies"."

...meanwhile, I tried to buy some parts from our company through the staff discount scheme. I ended up at ebuyer as a normal retail purchase and bought the exact same parts at about 20% less!

The Nokia 3.2 is a phone your nan will love: One camera's more than enough, darling

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Re: Is that a bit like...

"Sorry - Not Sorry."

Schrödingers Broom?

Ring of fired: Amazon axes multiple workers who secretly snooped on netizens' surveillance camera footage

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Re: Punishment seems too extreme

"It fits in well with the recent right-pondian politician-speak of 'more' meaning 'not losing the ones we've already got' though..."

Yes, that was a bit weird. It did actually make a kind of sense, but when she was confronted on it, managed to splutter a lot and make it seem much worse than it actually was. After all, if you normally lose 10% of your workforce every year through reasons other than retirement and can't easily replace them, then changing things such that many of those leavers now stay on and don't leave, that reduces the amount of new recruitment needed and retains experience as well as reducing the amount of work needed to increase staffing levels from a limited pool.

We’ve had enough of your beach-blocking shenanigans, California tells stubborn Sun co-founder: Kiss our lawsuit

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Re: U.S. Constitution says what?

"By this stage Khosla is probably well into vexatious lawsuit territory but because he is one of the biggest political donors in the Valley, mostly Democrat, none of the local pols are willing to set the dogs on him."

Hence why elected and /or politically appointed judges can be a bad idea.

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Re: Its in the f**king state constitution for gawds sake..

"Like the last one. In the US, the local is the really important one, the state level next, the federal far less so. What happens in City Hall and in Sacramento is far more important to my day to day life than what happens in DC. Very much the equivalent of the European Parliament in the EU. Its only real power is to cause mischief."

FWIW, you just pretty much showed how US and various EU country elections work. In most EU countries, local elections are important to most people. The national elections, equivalent your state elections, are the next most important or the most important, depending on country. At the "top" is the EU Parliament elections, as you say, equivalent to US fed elections and, to most people, least important.

Having said that, based on media coverage, from the outside it looks like the US presidential election is the only one that matters, especially to the party faithful. Although I hope Trump is watching the UK very very closely. Heartland Labour areas went Tory in significant numbers last time around. The lesson to learn is that if you piss off your core supporters enough they will change sides, even if as a protest, despite generations of faith.

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Happy

Re: Business Opportunity!

It seems, from the articles and the comments that the public bit is that below the high tide mark. If you ferry too many people and the tide comes in, you have to get them all back out again or hope they can swim.

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Re: He sounds like...

"FWIW -- The rules in California state that all the beach up to the high tide mark is public property, everyone has the right to be there."

I take it that means anything above the high tide mark can be privately owned and therefore fenced/walled off and thus cause subsequent hilarity when the tide comes in and there are only certain access points? You need to check the tide times before visiting the beach just in case there's no public beach when you get there?

Hundreds of millions of Broadcom-based cable modems at risk of remote hijacking, eggheads fear

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Re: Yet another reason for NoScript

Yep. Go to the provided link and....blank screen unless I allow scripts to run. Exactly the behaviour they raise as the ingress for the malware. I took a chance and enable scripts for their domain. They have a tool I can use to see if my modem has been compromised. Their link takes me to github where I'm expected to download and install some executable then download and run a Python script.

How do I know for sure that this isn't an elaborate hoax to get be infected?

Eggheads have crunched the numbers and the results are in: It's not just your dignity you lose with e-scooters, life and limb are in peril, too

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Re: Elbow, and not electric

So, you were under 10 years old back then I assume? Probably healed quite quickly.

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"Plus as eScooters are all about the convenience of short term rental, does a 'one size fits all' helmet add extra security, or are we going to get accidents as oversize helmets slip and obscure vision, or hands are taken off handlebars to correct etc?"

Not to mention hygiene issues. Would you put on a helmet some large number of random strangers have used before you?

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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"my qualifications and experience speaks for itself!"

Could you ask them to speak up? I can't hear them. All that's coming through so far is a CSE grade 3 in Woo.

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Re: Oh dear...

Nah, these are not the sort of people to be enlightened.

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Re: "discounted [ES-UK's] majority mainstream viewpoint"

Their majority mainstream viewpoint ? What numbers do they have that substantiates that declaration ?

Obvious. Everyone he knows, everyone he deals with, everyone in their web forums, so naturally that means everyone who matters. They're all in the same bubble. No one else matters.

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Re: I'm immune to the effects of 5G

"...because my dick is the wrong length it's tuned to the 2.4ghz band..."

Not many are going to admit to having a dick tuned to millimetre wavelengths.

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Re: effects on lab test animals and not on humans,

"Good grief, hopefully the 'poor' guy doesn't believe that legend about how many insects humans eat in their sleep..."

Not to mention the flora and fauna inside the human gut (and the rest if the body) which may be killed by eating various foods, eg by changing the gut environment in the short term.

'Buyer's remorse' drove HP's legal crusade to go after Lynch, High Court told

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Re: Americanisms

"Or was that the joke?"

See icon.

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Re: Christmas films are banned until much later in the year.

Halloween - April to October

Christmas - September to the end of December

FTFY (note, the overlap is not a miscalculation)

Is there alien life on Earth? Maybe, says Brit 'naut. Well, where did they come from? How about this far-away cluster. Or this 'Godzilla' galaxy...

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Re: there's some danger in specialists sharing their opinions

Clearly, we can't see them because "it's behiiiiiind yoouuu!!!"

(It's still panto season....just)

From Soviet to science fiction icon, the weird life of Isaac Asimov 100 years on

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"Who recalls the excellent Radio 4 adaptation of the Foundation trilogy? With sound effects from the incomparable Radiophonic Workshop."

Yes! I listened live. I didn't have a tape recorder back then :-(

I think I read somewhere that Netflix/Amazon/Apple/Someone is looking to make a series/miniseries of Foundation.

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Can you have spoilers on books which are that old?

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Re: He certainly wasn’t misogynist in his science fiction..

"Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers (novel)"

Yep. Brilliant. I loved the bit where the pretty young thing took so long making her mind up over the two heroes that they eventually discovered they were gay and got together :-) Even that was pretty revolutionary for it's day as a plot point.

It's always DNS, especially when you're on holiday with nothing but a phone on GPRS

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Re: F-Reg

<topples King and walks off whistling tunelessly>

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Re: Carphone

" (dad had an F-Reg Peugeot 405 to date this)"

Not really helpful unless you specify the F being at the end or the start of the reg :-)

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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Re: But the drones!

"Instead, you should use a fishing pole. After a few tries you should be able to lasso one with ease."

I've just ordered a copy of Fly Fishing by J. R. R. Hartley in preparation.

NASA's monster rocket inches towards testing while India plots return to the Moon

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Re: in a step backwards, ...

"But they will claim it's the same as the old Shuttle engine and do there will be a huge pressure to fly it without proper unmanned test flights."

I didn't realise Boeing were in charge of the engine re-design :-)

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Re: We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

TV series. It's a post credit scene at the end of the final episode.

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Re: We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

No, I meant the effect of the vehicle just seeming to go on and on, getting bigger and bigger as more is revealed.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata

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Re: idiot

"But planning ways to do it, but not actually do it, is always interesting."

So long as you do it on your own. Do it with someone else and it's conspiracy (IANAL, obviously :-))

Train-knackering software design blunder discovered after lightning sparked Thameslink megadelay

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Re: A feature, not a bug?

From the artiice; " Permanent lock-outs, the ORR report explained, are a safety feature to prevent drivers from re-electrifying damaged components and exposing people to the risk of electric shock."

Of course, what the real risks are and whether this is just overzealous precaution is another matter.

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