Re: "are explained in language an adolescent could comprehend."
"No free trade? Even though we've signed 19 trade deals already, are in advanced negotiations on 17 more"
Most of which are for "drop in the ocean" amounts with tiny little countries, half of which, based on most recent 2018 figures, are for under half a billion. The lowest value is Kosovo (£8m of trade in 2018).
I'd like to think we will get some decent deals with the larger economies, but I'm not holding out much hope. The UK doesn't have a great deal of experience in negotiating anything any more.