* Posts by John Brown (no body)

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QR-code based contact-tracing app brings 'defining moment' for UK’s 'world beating' test and trace system

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Re: Absolutely NO lies necessary!!!!

"All well and good but try finding places that will take cash these days...."

No problem. Everywhere I've been since lockdown started is still taking cash. They prefer card use, and I do tend to use my card most of the time, but using cash is NOT an issue.

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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Re: Really dating myself

"I eventually had to stack the disk drives to the side of the system unit."

That's what you were supposed to do. Stacking the drives side by side and then the screen on top was just because it looked "cool" in the adverts. It was never a good idea to place a CRT on top of the floppy drives. Apple marketing hype from day one! :-)

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Re: Memory problems

"Turned out to be memory."

Could have easily been a part of RAM where Windows put something not executed, eg a message string, or maybe a stuck bit that was stuck at 1 where the OS actually expected a 1, but a different OS used it from something more important such as executable code, or stored data than should have been a 0 when read and was stuck at 1. There can be many reasons why a small RAM fault might work or fail under different circumstances.

Desperately seeking regolith: NASA seeks proposals for collecting Moon dirt

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Re: 2024 - the first sample is handed over by a robot

Is this the "origin story" for Transformers and Decepticons?

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Re: Vacuum adapted D9!

'Keep off the Grass!'

FTFY. Best to get it write if you want it to be viewed from space :-)

No, it's not the trailer for the new Dune, it's the potential view from the 'Super Hi-Vision Camera' on Japan's 2024 mission to Mars

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What could possibly go wrong?

"ESA and NASA plan an altogether more convoluted Mars sample return mission, which will see NASA's Mars 2020 rover select and deposit samples on the Martian surface. An ESA Sample Fetch Rover will then collect the samples on a later mission and return them to a Mars Ascent Vehicle, which will carry the samples into orbit around Mars. A final spacecraft, ESA's Earth Return Orbiter, will then bring the samples back to Earth. What could possibly go wrong?"

Is that really any more unlikely than screaming through Mars' atmosphere, opening parachutes, then cutting the 'chutes loose to ride a rocket to the ground which then hovers over the surface while lowering the payload down on a winch cable?

Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things

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Glasgow Taxi Outing Fund

"Glasgow Taxi Outing Fund"

I know what it is and what it does, but somehow, from here in the 2020's, it just sounds....wrong.

"Aaaarggh! I've been outed by a Glasgow taxi!"

Ireland unfriends Facebook: Oh Zucky Boy, the pipes, the pipes are closing…from glen to US, and through the EU-side

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Re: @AC

"It worked with google news and a couple of EU countries who tried to make google pay the news providers. Situation going back to before when the news sites rapidly lost viewings."

That was a deliberate policy of de-listing by Google et al to make a point and try to stop a precedent being set. It was blackmail by Google et al. "Nice news site you have there. It'd be a shame if no one could find it"

Fasthosts finally promises to stop pushing unwanted .uk domains onto irritated customers

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trash.co.uk or trash.uk? Or do you want both, with a helping of treasure.uk?

India flies Mach 6 scramjet for 20 whole seconds

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Re: Amazing.

"What do you mean we could join up with the other 450M people in the EU and take part in the ESA but sheer pig-headedness stops us from doing so (any more)?"

The UK is still a member of ESA. We just don't get some of the juicy contracts for EU funded projects any more or access to the military grade part of Galileo because non-members are seen as a security risk. That clause was enacted at the insistence of the UK back when it was a part of the EU. Oops.

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Re: Amazing.

" it's basically just recycling money in your own economy, if you spend it with local companies."

And in this specific case of India, that's precisely the aim of the military R&D. To build and keep a local industry so as to not be beholden to foreign arms suppliers.

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Re: Love the countdown guy

Maybe he's just being positive? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, lift-off....oops, I mean BANG. "Now" covers all eventualities :-)

Remember OpenAI's GPT model that was too dangerous for mere mortals? Well, it's now for sale on Azure

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Re: facial recognition

"After two-and-a-half days behind bars not knowing what he had been arrested for"

Yes, that's the bit that leapt out at me too. US Police can "arrest" you and lock you away without telling you why? Really? Surely when you are "read your rights" that includes the reason for the arrest? If not, it should and if so, then he was not "read his rights" in the first place. Where was his phone call and his lawyer? It seems a number of processes where not followed correctly here.

Digital pregnancy testing sticks turn out to have very analogue internals when it comes to getting results

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Re: Wastful - but unfortunaltly not uncommon

Someone trying to get pregnant and testing each month to see if they succeeded sounds like a reasonable use case.

Apple commits to support human rights - 'We believe in the critical importance of an open society'*

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Re: Engagement

"Apple is addicted to the Chinese Yuan/RMB. It is not just China either."

And when that's your prime manufacturing location, you're pretty much stuck with keeping them happy.

Here's a sprite idea: PC pokers push pixels to LED displays with Microsoft's new platform for non-verbal comms

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"a massively meaty tomb it was."

Although in this case, tomb is probably accurate since the guidelines seem to be dead, I suspect you meant tome there.

Salon told to change ad looking for 'happy' stylist because it 'discriminated against unhappy people'

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Re: I'm with Richard

"The old one cranked up their prices by 50% following the post(?)-covid reopening."

So? You had three months extra growth to take off. That doesn't come cheep you know.

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Re: How to travel 30 parsecs?

Only if you take the by-pass, avoiding Kessel city centre. But it is quicker.

Like Uber, but for satellite launches: European Space Agency’s ride-sharing rocket slings 53 birds with one bang

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Like Uber, but for satellite launches

Just wait. Give it a few years and there'll be minimum wage rocket jockeys clogging up the space lanes touting for work

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Virgin also have a converted 747 Jumbo for space launches. That's Virgin Orbit, not Virgin Galactic. Virgin orbit has successfully launched one orbital rocket. The rocket flight itself was less successful.

Mate, it's the '90s. You don't need to be reachable every minute of every hour. Your operating system can't cope

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Re: Hi

In my case, it's emails that start with "Hey!" They go straight in the bin.

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Re: My first major upgrade

x-stream only worked through their dialler s/w IIRC and you got an advert banner across the bottom of the screen. All the rest of the "free" ISPs used 0845 numbers and where in effect their own telecoms provider so got the "termination fee" thanks to the newly created unbundling/competitive market.

The main reason they've all gone is because there's no market for dial-up and the revenue model doesn't work with BB.

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Re: A Keyboard Killer...

Always bring a classic IBM keyboard to a PC/Mac fight :-)

Or

You call THAT a keyboard? THIS is a keyboard!!

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Re: Is Power Optional?

"You can almost certainly guess the answer. No, the computer was not plugged-in."

I've seen a situation where it really wasn't all that obvious to the user. They'd had some electrical work done at the office over the weekend which entailed all devices being unplugged from the wall sockets, them plugged back in ready for start of work on Monday. This user had PC, screen and printer. Three devices, check. Three plugs in wallpoints, check. But no power to the PC. Turns out the under desk fan heater is a 4th device and goes into the wallpoint behind the filing cabinet which currently has nothing plugged in. Naturally, all the cables are black and tangled up.

There's a battery-free Game Boy that runs solely on the power of sunlight and the speed of your button-mashing

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Re: Nice idea, failed execution.

Yes, clearly it needs a little more storage than a "grain of rice" sized capacitor. I would imagine there's space inside for something a little more beefy without adding an actual battery.

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Re: Powerball!

If he needs training, the problem isn't a big one.

Oooerrr missus.

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Re: Zero point energy. That's the answer.

"Unfortunately this means that Stargate-SG1, and the various spin offs, contain a number of episodes that are clearly nonsense, but we will just have to live with this and pretend not to notice :-)"

To be fair, there's a lot of SF which was based on stuff we now know to be incorrect or "cutting edge" for the time and since debunked. Just look through some old physics text books :-) Not to mention these are usually not actual scientists writing the books and even scientists get it wrong frequently when extrapolating what we think we know into the future.

Now, where's my personal jetpack, flying car, hoverboard and nuclear generated electrickery too cheap to be worth metering -)

Surprise! Voting app maker roasted by computer boffins for poor security now begs US courts to limit flaw finding

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Re: Security of voting machines

"Of course there's no reason to have the touchscreens, it is simpler to just have people fill in the bubbles with #2 pencils, but if people insist on technology..."

Depends. Is this an election where the voter only chooses Trump. Biden, Other or are there 25 other elections on the same ballot at the same time. each with 10 candidates?

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Re: Voatz meet the Streisand Effect.

"And the harder you try to bury the truth the more the internet will keep bringing it to the front of searches on what all the fuss is about."

I was thinking along similar lines. If the law stops unauthorised security researchers looking at stuff then the respected security researchers just have to produce regular press releases stating which companies and systems they have been refused authorisation for. If the have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear :-)

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

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Re: Not enough

"Oh sorry I thought I was still reading theregister.co.uk my mistake."

You might have tried to get to theregister.co.uk but if you check your address bar, I think you'll find you are reading theregister.com :-)

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Re: Not enough

"As the regulations and conditions vary with national laws, it would make sense not to attempt to generalize for every location, but instead to take them separately. As such, since the U.S. is one of Amazon's largest markets, it's not unreasonable to write about that one in its own article with additional articles about other countries to follow if interesting things are found."

On the other hand, the USA is a federation of 50 different "countries", each with their own local labour laws and employment rights, so taking only 5 cases from a widespread geographic area is a bit like taking a single representative from each of UK, France, Germany, Spain, Italy. (Except, maybe, all being EU members, their employment laws and conditions are probably more similar than some random group of US States.)

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Re: As a current Amazon UK fulfilment centre associate...

Oh, absolutely. You only have to look at the "accidental" deaths in the construction industry over the last 50 years or so. As recently as the 70s, people regularly died building bridges, for example. Nowadays, a single death on any large construction project is usually front page news. Yes, it means higher costs, maybe lower productivity, but most human beings don't put a number to the value of a human life. I don't necessarily include insurance actuaries, bean counters or lawyers as human beings, YMMV

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corporate employee or fulfillment center associate

What's the difference between and employee and an associate? Is one treated better than the other? Got more rights and/or benefits?

Unexpected victory in bagging area: Apple must pay shop workers for time they spend waiting to get frisked

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personal package

No way am I going to work for a company who wants to search my "personal package" or my "back". In fact, if anyone insists on searching my "personal package", they can pay for the privilege!

Oooer missus!

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Re: No comment about back pay

...and sometimes they fighting against setting a precedent because that will cost them in the long run and likely be the thin end of the wedge when it comes to workers rights and benefits. That's what they really frightened of.

TCL's latest e-ink tech looks good on paper, but Chinese giant will have to back up extraordinary claims

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not particularly useful at night.

Ooooh, what a shame. People might have to go old school and, you know, turn on a light.

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Re: Wake Me When It's Rugged

"The damned screens practically break if you look at them the wrong way."

Maybe you have an exceptionally hard stare? Both my and my wifes Kindles are still working perfectly after many years of use.

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Re: Can you fold it or cut it?

"If it's really foldable,"

Can you make a Paper Aircraft and maybe Release it Into Spaaaaaace???

Funny, that: Handy script for wiping directories is capable of wreaking havoc beyond a miscreant's wildest dreams

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Re: We've all been there

"the QA team responsible"

Oh, the irony!

China trolls Trump with tech export rules changes that could imperil TikTok sale

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"So do we now have Vlad on one side of the US presidential election and Xi on the other?"

Hmmm...sorta like Korea or Vietnam or Afghanistan. A proxy war by the superpowers where the chosen 3rd world field of battle is where the most damage will happen. Only this time the superpowers are Russia and China and the field of battle is the USA.

Adobe yanks freebie Creative Cloud offer – now universities and colleges have to put up or shut up

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Re: Adobe infurate

What if the Uni provides the laptop to the student to work from home?

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Re: Just perhaps

"Universities don't just teach theory, they also teach employable skills and if you want to work in creative industries in particular you need to have knowledge of using Adobe tools."

So, use cheaper alternatives for years one and two and use Adobe for year three. The students come out multi-skilled with the most recent being what the main employers want them to know. Everybody wins and the graduates are ready for change or to work for companies who do use alternatives. Remember, a degree isn't supposed to be a vocational work experience course. It's supposed to teach you the subject as well as how to research and learn on your own or in a team. I wonder how many here have degrees they never used as intended? Or where their degree simply made them more skilled for the unrelated job they ended up in. ISTR someone once posted they did a chemistry degree but ended up in software design, primarily but not exclusively in the pharmaceutical industry.

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"The problem is finding tutorials and support as a beginner or intermediate user."

That shouldn't be a problem for students though, what with them being in a place of learning and all :-)

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"I think giving students a range of tools and teaching them how different features work, as opposed to parrot-fashion which key presses or mouse clicks are needed, is much more important."

Whilst I agree with you, the students in question are "creatives", not techies :-)

The truth is, honest people need willpower to cheat, while cheaters need it to be honest

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Re: I don't think they were measuring "honesty"

"free" at the point of use/consumption.

Forget your space-age IT security systems. It might just take a $1m bribe and a willing employee to be pwned

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Re: Old and romantic notions

"Fitbits, laptop, cars parked in the garage and their credit cards when they buy a drink or ten. I expect that's happening, but under the table."

The likes of Google and Facebook probably already have that. More so is/when Google put their hubs into the hotel rooms.

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Re: Well the FSB ain't what it used to be

But will all your friends, neighbours, employer etc think that too? Can you be absolutely certain?

You Musk be joking: A mind-reading Neuralink chip in a pig's brain? Downloadable memories? Telepathy? Watch and judge for yourself

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Re: Optimistically...

"I guess I'm groping towards the idea that if I'm proficient and fluent at something, it almost feels as if I'm 'thinking' it into being."

Right up until you get distracted. e.g. something you saw on TV last night, what might be for tonight's dinners, that pretty woman (or man) who just walked past. Computers have enough trouble doing speech recognition, let alone recognise multiple unrelated words all in the same voice. Very few people can concentrate 100% on something for more than a few seconds without any distraction.

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Re: Reductionist science, thus fatally flawed speculative tech.

"prosthetic limbs using muscle nerve signals probably require plenty of user training to learn to use"

We already have prosthetics that work by sensing muscle twitches and nerve impulses and yes, they do take time for each individual to learn to control. I can only imagine using a brain implant sensor is likely to be at the same level of required training if not more so.

Multiple customers knocked offline as firefighters tackle flames at Telstra's London Hosting Centre bit barn

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Re: Another Ups Fire?

Are you suggesting this might be "cyber war"? Hacker attacking infrastructure and causing damage? Are they Huawei UPS? Or just run-of-the-mill explody UPSs?

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