* Posts by Liam Johnson

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Should you lose your religion on your CV?

Liam Johnson

Missed the point

Why would you have to study French at university in order to be able to speak it? Most other contries in Europe manage to bring their student up to an exelent level of English without them having to study just English.

Besides, there is little use in speaking French, surly Japanse, Chinese would be more useful?

Half of Sony tellies to go 3D by 2013, says exec

Liam Johnson

No thanks

Sorry, but I do not want a 3D TV. It is just a silly gimmick.

What would be nice would be an ultra high resolution 3D head set with head tracking.

You could be on the beach with Private Ryan or wander around in a classic like 12 angry men.

Or more likely get right down close to that hot porn action.

French woman marries dead fiancé

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Religion

Doesn't really come into it, but if you are that worried, it looks like the consumation happened beforehand.

Judge spanks lawyer for leaking personal details in brief

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Curious

Can you change a social security number? It's not like calling your bank and getting a new set of credit cards.

Woman rings cops to decry daughter's superior BJ skills

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Title?

He was obviously impressed by the depth of affection shown by his step daughter. I can see why his wife would be all choked up about this and need to call the cops before she could get here head around it again.

Brit robo-sub dives to 3.5 miles on seabed volcano quest

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20,000 leagues

The distance refered to was not straight down but round and round. Even in 1870, Jules Verne would have known that you would have gone right through the bottom and out the other side. That was covered in another book by the same author.

Novell aims SCO tussle at the Supremes

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Lawyers

Of course the amazing thing is the lawyers on both sides who got paid a ton of money to write this ambiguous contract, then get paid another ton of money to take it through the courts to clarify what they should have done in the first place.

El Reg receives message from planet 'Female Pigeon'

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Alien

@Stupid names

Well we can tell who doesn't get out too often. Don't you know travelling through hyperspace is not like dusting crops??? You have to drill down through at least 40 Tatooines before you get to the right one! If there were only one, then any old numpty could do it and where would that leave the poor spacing guild navigators???

Sony Walkman NWZ-S544

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Thumb Down

Apple?

Personally I like my music to be reproduced on fairly good quality equipment, but it seems the yoot o' t’day have crap ears. They seem perfectly happy to play bass heavy rap music on a bl**dy f*cking mobile phone at volumes somewhere between inaudible and just loud enough to be f*cking annoying.

Maybe Sony are on to something – but I hope not.

Think you're tech savvy? You won't be when you're old

Liam Johnson

They forgot "less flash"

Although it is getting a bit better, some pages still take so long to load that I forget what I wanted there in the first place(*). Dread to think what it will be like to 40 year time :-(

(*) mostly bacause I can be bothered to wait and head off to another page instead. Half an hour of news, youtube and other assorted sites and I will probably forget to go back to the first page at all.

'More than ever before' now studying Sci/Tech in Blighty

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Alert

Lawyers

Surley there is something useful we can do with all these lawyers? Biofuels maybe? At the very least we could collect all the hot air to replace a power station of two?

El Reg launches 'Comment of the Week'

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WTF?

Where?

Who would do such a thing? Please tell us where these things come from, so I can avoid going there.

NZ town cans rabbit-chucking contest

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If someone threw your grandmother

I also would not be happy if she was shot in the head and made into pies, but that does not mean I see a problem with doing that to pigs.

Rabbit chucking might seem a little quaint to us city types, but that is only because the only animals we ever see are wrapped in clingfilm or shitting on the pavements.

Microsoft thinks it can sell one copy of Windows 7 for every four people

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@IceMage

>>he only reason Vista failed so hard was all of the negative ads from Apple.

uh, no. It failed because it is cr*p. And no, I am not an apple fanboi and I only use Linux on servers. Vista failed in comparison to XP, simple as that.

Japanese algorithm 'can tell if you're about to die'

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Triage

Does that mean they might not bother sending out the ambulance and just send out the hearse instead?

UK telly in coke blizzard shock

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All is clear now

That certainly explains some of the shows on Childrens BBC.

Disney kicks 'Ho White' out of bed

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Boffin

@ Jerome 0

Raspberries are not very sweet, which is why in Germany, home of the brothers Grimm, you get Himmbeergeist but not Himmbeer-Schnapps. Most fruit can be fermented and distilled to make a Schnapps, but Raspberries are soaked in pure alcohol and then distilled to extract their essence - the Geist, or spirt. Raspberries don't have enough sugar to make it worth fermenting them.

Liam Johnson

Grimm original

IIRC the specific characters and names of the Dwarves, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashfull, etc were a Disney invention. Get rid of those from the image and they should be fine. To be replaced with more generic dwarves, with red beards, axes and chainmail, of course, or do they just come from Tolkein?? Could be fun - oh what a big axe you have etc, etc.

Gay man offered lesbian neighbours slug pellet curry

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Boffin

Curious

Odd story - the guy obviously lost it big time to try and poison the women, but you have to wonder what he had been through if all the neighbors knew he had kidnapped their cat. How did they know? Did they see him? Or could the cat simply have wandered off on it's own and he gets smeared in the rumor mill.

Not condoning what he did, just curios about the other side of the story.

For your entertainment, the Sherlock Holmes investigation icon.

US spontaneous human combustion raygun video released

Liam Johnson

Bit naff

Not exactly impressive. This looks more fun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJot9WKybQE&feature=related

Probably cheaper too!

Madmen cling to jet-powered merry-go-round

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stupidity is never boring?

All great until the flimsy little excuse for a post in the middle breaks and the whole thing flies off into the crowds. I wonder if it could be banned as “offensive to engineers”?

Swedish parents win right to name sprog 'Q'

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@AC Thursday 1st October 2009 10:45 GMT

What's so funny? I have a very good friend in Rome called Lardy McCrevice McTimmins Smithlethwait

Liam Johnson

Q?

What a bunch of 2-ats.

German cops impound motorised beer crate

Liam Johnson
Pint

Bad design

no room left for the beer!

Bridge made of recycled plastic supports 70-ton tank

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green army

I thought they were green already: Green tanks, green cars, green underwear...!

Doctor Who fans name best episode ever

Liam Johnson
Pint

@Steve X

>>bet they only asked the youngsters

You mean anybody under 50??

That makes me feel better anyway, but not much.

Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown

Liam Johnson

Nice trick

Got to be useful for carrying the shopping home.

Top British judge suggests ban on 'cruel' killer roboplanes

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Pint

@David W.

Back in those days, the only safe thing to drink would be beer or wine. People were probably too p*ssed to notice a few spilled guts.

Conviction overturned in MySpace suicide case

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Good old lynch mob

It is very funny the number of people crying out for good old "12 gauge" justice.

I suppose you did read the article? I suppose you missed the bit where it was the bad gossip about this woman's daughter that started all this in the first place.

Perhaps if she had read the comments here she would have been straight out polishing her pitchfork rather than trying a a bit of intelligence gathering first.

It would have definitely saved some confusion here.

Glasgow unbans Life of Brian

Liam Johnson

Seen It

I saw the film at the cinema as a teenager and can definitely say that it warped my fragile little mind.

Prof: Global windfarm could power entire human race

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@The Indomitable Gall

No, I understood the point very well thankyou. You seem not to have read my post, since it doesn't fit with your world view. The paper is about setting an upper limit - all very clear.

The various "missed the point" comments seem to be implying that wind farms will make an impact as part of a larger plan. This is of course bollocks as the paper explains you would have to cover the entire planet with wind farms to cover our projected energy needs, IF we scale back a bit.

Hence my question. If you decide you only want to cover 1% of the available surface with wind farms, and that is rather a big area already, what are you proposing for the other 99% of our energy needs?

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Global cooling

Did anyone even bother to estimate what would happen to the weather if we take all that energy out of the wind? Or perhaps there isn't a model which is accurate enough to do that?

And to all those claiming "you missed the point":-

Please name 100 other large scale renewable energy solutions so that we only have to cover 1% of the Earths surface in windfarms.

'Overweight' people live longer than those of 'ideal' weight

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@Stuart 2

>>BMI does make sense.

No, it doesn't. In fact, so many people agree that it makes little or no sense that it is a wonder it keeps getting used. Well, not really, easy has always been more popular than correct.

>>Then weight/height^2 is proportional to the radius of a person

True

>>i.e. how fat they are.

False

You are assuming a 2-dimensional person with 3-dimensional fat, which most people are not.

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FAIL

Quality research

You just have to love food research types. Here they go and publish some research that being “overweight” is better than being “normal”, but respond with “shock and horror” at the idea of putting on some weight to move from one band to the other.

What is the point of publishing research if you are not even going to believe it yourself?

Or from the other point of view, if you know BMI is crap and not a realistic measure of anything, why use it in your research in the first place?

El Reg commentards offered extra iconography

Liam Johnson
Welcome

oo, oo, which to choose

I, for one, welcome our new comment icons

Kodak retiring iconic Kodachrome film

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@Wim

I don't really follow the argument you are making here. Sure, you can take nice photos with a mobile phone if you have enough light and are not worried about the noise and the stripes and are happy to view them at half size.

But someone with the skill to compose a nice photo will achieve more by not using the crappy excuse for a camera built into their phone. This is especially true since the phone manufacturers insist on increasing the pixel count, when a simple low noise 1.3MP sensor would make a hell of a lot more sense.

A previous Nokia mobile with 1.3MP used to take nice grain free photos in a variety of lighting conditions. My current 2MP sensor produces stripy grainy images almost all the time.

Besides, a large part of producing decent photos is knowing when to override the default exposure settings – good luck doing that on your average mobile.

Russian woman poorly after half dozen 'revirginations'

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wow

You really do learn something new every day. Now I can't wait to get home and google how the hell that works.

Costa Rican snacks on boyf's todger

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Thumb Up

BJ

So there is a lot of logic to the assertion that the best blow jobs are performed by toothless grannies.

Japanese lunar orbiter to go out with a bang

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Unhappy

Too early

What are they doing? They should delay the impact 7-8 hours so we have a chance of seeing it. Although it is going to be cloudy anyway, just like for every other astronomical even for the last 100 years.

New York cops seek tech solution to plod-v-plod shootings

Liam Johnson

Uniforms

They should simply make it a legal requirement for all crims to wear the traditional striped sweater and black eye mask. Problem solved.

Research: Airliners can be more eco-friendly than trains

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@Research FAIL

So you are saying that they never need to replace this rail infrastructure once set up?

To all the "but, but, but" comments

I have no idea if this paper is correct or not, but if everyone absolutely believes that rail is so much better, then nobody will bother implementing all your nice ideas for making it even more efficient.

'Supermodel' glow-in-the-dark pocket monkeys created

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pros and cons

Bit more hairy than your average supermodel, but the pocket size feature might come in handy.

How good are they at throwing stuff around?

Boffins develop interstellar alien ocean-spotting tool

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coming soon

So Deep Impact has a 30cm mirror and images Earth from 10s of millions of miles. The closest exoplanets are 10-20 light years, which is about 6 million times further away.

Does that mean they will need a mirror 2 million metres in diameter??

Archaeologists unearth oldest known 3D pornography

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Completely sexist

All the sexy bits and no head. Somethings never change.

Taiwanese rat snake bites Taiwanese trouser snake

Liam Johnson

A snake's mouth isn't always clean

Especially after drinking water from a rural Taiwanese toilet.

IBM files patent for shorter meetings

Liam Johnson

Prior art

They may find that the minute and even the second have already been invented.

Chinese officials obliged to smoke 4.6m snouts

Liam Johnson

re U-Turn

oh, not so different after all...

US superputer nuke boffins puff mighty, arse-kicking GPU

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Monitor

But what sort of monitor do you need to display all that data?

British steam car completes final testing

Liam Johnson

Wow - not

No doubt a fun project to be involved in, but 80mph?? What sort of test is that? Pretty much every single car on the road can do that speed easily and above all safely (if they were on a race track). A large number will also do 126mph – it is nothing special. The speed record for a human powered bicycle is 81 MPH for gods sake. Apart from the simple joy or building a vehicle and divining in it, where is the challenge? It’s got a high tech LPG powered engine, with the slight difficulty that the power is transmitted through steam. If you are going to spend all that time and money, surly you can beat the guy on a bike on your first test run?

White wine stains your teeth too

Liam Johnson

Beer

Beer is much better, nowhere near as acidic as white wine!

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