* Posts by Alister

3335 posts • joined 19 May 2010

TERROR in ORBIT: Dodgy rocket burp biffs International Space Station off track

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Re: Flight into terror

Is one of the astronauts called Dougal McGuire by any chance?

Douglas, Shirley?

Israeli firm gets legal on Indian techie over ISP ad injection spat

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Re: Flash Networks and Bharti Airtel?

I'm sorry, your post has been edited, due to a Cease and Desist order from Flash Networks and Bharti Airtel. It now reads:

So just to clarify, it's .___________________. and .___________________. that are alleged to be involved in this this Ad injection, and .___________________. lawyers, but not .___________________. laywers, have issued a cease and desist order, to prevent .___________________. and .___________________. being named. Additionally the laywers for .___________________., but not for .___________________. issued a take down noticed for Github, where a screen shot for the the alleged Ad injection by .___________________. and .___________________. could be found.

.___________________. and .___________________. have yet to comment to The Reg, who have asked .___________________. and .___________________. for comment about ad-injection that .___________________. and .___________________. may be involved in?

Is that correct?

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Thank you for your compliance.

United Airlines accounts open to mass lock-outs

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Re: Poor editing - here is the key to this issue

"Dahan says the MileagePlus system will inform when user identification numbers are incorrect"

This is a problem where web developers try to be too helpful to the customer.

The error message for a failed login should not identify which bit (username / ID or password) is wrong, it should just give a generic "Login details incorrect" for both an incorrect ID or an incorrect password.

That way, at least there is no shortcut for a hacker, they have to find both a valid ID and matching password.

Obama issues HTTPS-only order to US Federal sysadmins

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Call-Me-Dave is going to have to do some serious back-pedalling, now POTUS has come up with this...

Caterham 270S: The automotive equivalent of crack

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Joke

Re: Hang on...

from the Caterham website:

The ‘S’ pack is geared towards the casual road driver and includes creature comforts such as a fully-carpeted cockpit, full windscreen, hood and side screens and leather seats.

Ah, so it's "S" for civilised, then...

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Hang on...

All are available in road-biased “S” or track-biased “R” versions

Is this a typo, or British cussedness, surely "R" for Road and "S" (Sport) for track would have made more sense?

Voyager 2 'stopped' last week, and not just for maintenance

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Joke

Isn't it amazing how they managed to build into Voyager the ability to send tweets, 25 years before Twitter was a thing...

Festival tech: Charge your mobe while you queue for a pee

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Re: Knife fail

cock stoppered bottle

EEWWWW!

HMRC ditches Microsoft for Google, sends data offshore

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Is this a paid version of Google Apps? If not, do HMG understand that Google may at any time pull the plug on their free offering, as they have done before with other services? Then what will HMG do?

SpaceX signs off on another successful mission with Pacific splashdown

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a zero-g washing machine

I thought that's what they meant by the SpinSat...

Imation CEO voted off board in proxy war bombshell

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Why are "we" calling asset strippers and market manipulators "activist investors" now?

Um, because it's an equally accurate description as the two you offered, perhaps?

WHOOPSIE! Vast US health insurer CareFirst plundered of 1.1 MEELLION records

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Sadly whilst ever there is data held in databases, someone will find a way to steal it.

I'm pleasantly surprised by how CareFirst have handled this, they appear to have been up-front and honest with their customers.

Contrast this with how so many other big companies in recent memory have behaved after a data breach.

I have no axe to grind here, just thought it worthy of comment.

US Air Force launches not-so-secret space plane. Thanks Russia

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Re: don't listen to McCain

Don't listen to old man John McCain yelling for the kids to get off his lawn. He hardly represents the majority of anything.

Yeah, and look what he did to the Nakatomi Tower...

What?

Not the same bloke? Oh!

Candlelit vigil planned to honour executed Newcastle cow Bessie

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The Northumbrian Police have released a statement saying:

"In anticipation of tonight's demonstration, we have authorised the use of lethal force to control the crowds, and have mobilised more than 15 police vehicles, a helicopter hovering overhead, and three or four officers in sniper gear to deal with the gathering, which may cause dangerous and severe obstructions to a major highway."

After #Election2015: How can we save Big Data?

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Downvoted for using loose instead of lose...

Amazon cloud to BEND TIME, exist in own time zone for 24 hours

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Re: Sounds complicated

Wouldn't it be more practical to have a gyroscope turn really really fast to accelerate the rotation of Earth?

What we need is every able-bodied member of the population to stand facing away from the direction of the Earth's rotation, and start running really, really hard all at the same time...

I'm sure this would be trivial to organise.

Guys?...

Oh come on, guys?

Really?

South Korea mandates spyware installation on teenagers' smartphones

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I'm slightly conflicted about this.

My first reaction is to abhor this idea, and condemn it as an unacceptable invasion of privacy, however, as the parent of a teenage daughter I would in some ways welcome the ability to keep an eye on her browsing habits on her phone.

It's the end of life as we know it for Windows Server 2003

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Re: "Unlike Windows XP Server 2003 won’t cling around, zombie-like, at high numbers for years."

Yep, It's only last year we were sent a backup of a database from a client, they wanted us to import the data into their systems. Turns out they were running Microsoft SQL 5 on Windows NT4, we had to build a legacy machine just to read the data!

Airplane HACK PANIC! Hold on, it's surely a STORM in a TEACUP

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This article seems to be based on the erroneous "fact" that Roberts has done these things, whereas it was my understanding of the original story that Roberts claimed that such actions were possible, and the FBI twonk totally misrepresented what Roberts had said?

Robots.txt tells hackers the places you don't want them to look

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Re: It's nice to have regular recalls, but...

I was just going to post the same thing, this is hardly a new revelation.

Any sysadmin who manages web servers has to balance the plaintive cries of SEO consultants (who want robots.txt) with those of Security consultants (who don't)...

Ex 'Tech City' chief Shields appointed junior Fun minister for internet safety

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Baroness Shields has been Prime Minister David Cameron’s adviser on the digital economy since July 2014.

So she's the one that advised him encryption was unnecessary and should be banned?

Good to see she has a good grasp of her subject.

Stripped to the core and full of Xfce: Xubuntu Linux loses it

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Re: Lubuntu...

Minimal set of apps and still has a GUI software center.

I don't get why you need a GUI for software installs? Seriously, I don't get the point of them?

If' there's a piece of software I want, I find it in a repo and then apt-get, or yum install depending which machine I'm on.

If it's not in a repo then download the source.

Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

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Re: I blame the parents...

@Alistair Dabbs

It's Gallic for Alexander. Probably originally spelt in runes.

Yes mate, I know. I've carried the burden of it for over fifty years...

Do you find not even family members can spell it properly?

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Re: From the Taxman

Well.... We've got you now Mr Dabbs.....and all your names !

...and your little dawg...

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I blame the parents...

I mean, come on, who'd give their child a christian name that no-one can spell correctly, never mind Starbucks personnel.

What kind of stupid name is it, anyway...

Alistair.

Alisdair,

Alastair,

Alasdair

Alastaire,

Alastar,

Alistaire,

Alastor,

Aylastar,

Alister,

Alyster,

Alystaire,

Allistair,

Allistor,

Alystor,

Aleister.

Ha, ridiculous! You wouldn't catch me going around with a name like that...

Oh!

Hang on, just off for a word with my Dad...

BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

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Coffee/keyboard

You know how each packet is supposed to have a responding acknowledge packet which is source routed back to the originating hardware address using the Bourne Protocol? Well ours has apparently been flipping between Ghost protocol and the Fourth Protocol because of a memory issue

Brilliant!

I splorfed...

Messerschmitts, Sinclairs and a '50s living room: The Bubblecar Museum

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Not really a correction, but if you want the phrase to fit the meter of the original song, then the caption on the last photo should be:

"Have you ever seen a bubblecar that's pink? Think!"

Penn State University network sacked by China malware blitz

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Coat

traced partially to China

traceroute stopped at Hong Kong...?

LOHAN's final test flight moniker: The people must decide

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Pint

Sorry Ben but I had to work that out... it took a while, but I make that

A B O R T F U C K F U C K A A R G H

Worth at least one of these ======>>>>>>

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Glad to see PRATCHETT is leading so far - a fitting tribute, I feel.

Maybe we could have a Death Of Rats as Nose Art?

CSI GALAXY: Cause of death = STRANGULATION

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galaxies are being fatally throttled

I blame the ISPs...

Chinese cyber-spies hid botnet controls in MS TechNet comments

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Ooh! Can I use El Reg comments to send messages to my Volcano of Doom Command and Control Headquarters?

Wait! I've worked it out! That's what amanfrommars2's posts are all about - they're not just disjointed drivel with lots of capital letters!

Damn, John Miles beat me to it by a second!

PHOTON SPACE SAIL successfully Kickstarted into orbit

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Boffin

32 square metre (it sounds better as 344 square feet)

Oh come on El Reg, where's your consistency, why aren't you using the El Reg standard measurements?

I make that to be 1.5402 NanoWales, or 0.0079 of a football pitch.

Drone penetrates Virgin's shapely space arse

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Re: Slightly worrying

Am I excessively heteronormative or does the Register team have a tendency to see bottoms everywhere?

Um... number 2?

Heartbleed, eat your heart out: VENOM vuln poisons countless VMs

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Re: wow...definitely doesn't deserve its own vuln "codename"

Yet they still felt the effort to create the "sweet" snake logo, nickname (surely took several researchers multiple 2-hour meetings to agree on it) and marketing release was justified ey?

Agreed, you can imagine the marketing meeting for a new vulnerability:

MarketDroid "You can't call this new vulnerability SPLODGE! What does it even mean?"

Tech "Well it's an acronym of what the vulnerability does".

MarketDroid "Well think of a better one! We can't use SPLODGE, it would adversely affect uptake of our new product... er, I mean... er... no-one will take any notice of this critical vulnerability..."

Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

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I assume we'll send the bill to the Swedes?

No, why would we? It's not their fault he decided to skip bail in Britain. The police are there to arrest him for that offence - for which there is no shadow of a doubt of his guilt btw...

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What! Hasn't he finished digging a tunnel from the Ecuadorian Embassy to the Thames with a teaspoon yet?

Don't panic as Server 2003 rushes towards end of life

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The thing is, although all of our important stuff was migrated some time ago, I'm really really going to miss Server 2003 R2, it was just so rock solid (for a Windows product).

We've got 2008, 2008 R2 and 2012 R2 running in various places, and not one of them is as reliable as 2003 R2 was. They all have their own idiosyncrasies which seem to translate into unexplained crashes or downtime.

ISS 'naut: How we collect our POO and DROP it FLAMING on hapless Earthlings

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Don't they know how to use the three seashells??

Malfunctioning Russian supply podule EXPLODES above Pacific

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Re: Erm...

Ha, I wish you'd posted that five minutes earlier, I wouldn't have felt so stupid...

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The spacecraft would have accelerated to around 16,000mph causing the air in front of it to heat up and destroy the capsule …

Right, I'm probably showing my complete ignorance here, but why would the capsule accelerate?

Isn't it entering the atmosphere at the orbital speed it already had?

HORDES OF CLING-ONS menace UK.gov IT estate as special WinXP support ends

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Re: err, what?

In which case I will offer my services. I have extensive experience in Refrobulation and indeed, was instrumental in designing many Reciprocating Flangulators.

Ah, I'm glad to hear it, I've been having terrible trouble with the elliptical cam gradually sliding up the beam shaft and catching on the flange rebate, with disastrous results as you can no doubt imagine.

Cop in gay porn film advised to put his helmet away

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Seriously, if he's doing it on his own time, how's it any business of his employers?

I don't know if it is still the case, but historically a police officer had to adhere to certain moral, ethical, and legal standards in their private lives - for instance they would face disciplinary action if they defaulted on a debt, and were prohibited from taking part in certain activities.

The offence committed would be "bringing the force (service) into disrepute".

NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

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Big Brother

Re: $30 locks....

and eventually wrap our surveillance devices around the dendrites.

You're not wrapping that round my dendrites, sunshine!

Fake Cisco box pushers cuffed by Intellectual Property Police

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That's intellectual-property police, not intellectual property-police

Thanks for the clarification, I was taken aback by the use of "intellectual" and "police" in the same breath...

Spooks BUSTED: 27,000 profiles reveal new intel ops, home addresses

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Black Helicopters

The ICSWatch database, offline at the time of writing, is compiled from LinkedIn searchers for industry terms including OSINT, SIGNIT, and TSSCI.

The Register has inquired about the cause of the outage.

Answers on a postcard, please...

VOTERS! This Election: Vote #Smart, Vote #Digital

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Lulu is now a verb...

Please give an example sentence, utilising "Lulu" as a verb...

"Oops, I just Lulu'd myself"

"I'm going to Lulu you in a minute"

Microsoft discontinues Media Center with Windows 10

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PC-as-tellybox just not a popular enough idea, it seems

Well, no, I don't think that's true, PC-as-a-tellybox-but-having-to-run-the-whole-of-the-Windows-software-stack-underneath was maybe not as popular...

The Linux based ones were/are much more frugal in their power needs, and will run on minimal hardware, meaning you don't need a big PC with lots of noisy fans running - not really something you want under your telly...

Boffins' ball barrage bombardment biffs bumbling bimble biped-bot

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Boffins' ball barrage bombardment biffs bumbling bimble biped-bot

Blimey!

Apple Watch fanbois suffer PAINFUL RASH after sweaty wristjob action

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Re: Compliance?

Will compliance be rewarded?

You are Sunil Bakshi and I claim my $5

:)

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