* Posts by Zippy the Pinhead

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Oracle's Android claims slashed by US patent authorities

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@ AC

1. Everything can be patented if you have a half competent lawyer.

Certain basic things would be refused instantly... Levers and pulleys.

2. Every patent can be prior-arted if you are fully inclined to do so.

Not true.. You may try to prior art something.. that doesn't mean it will hold up in a court of law. That's like saying everything has been invented and now can only be improved upon or modified. Scientist now believe they have found a way to actually transmit matter over a distance using light. That would be an original patent once they have a working model. Oh and just cause it was done on Star Trek doesn't mean its prior art.

EFF backs away from Bitcoin

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@ nederlander

While cash money is basically untraceable it's still legal tender and good for all debts public and private. Bitcoin cannot make that make that promise and its a promise that it never will be able to fulfill. First it's not legal tender and it's also not good for all debts public or private.

BOFH: CSI Haxploitation Cube Farm Apocalypse

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I was hoping to read that they

Had to hack the Gibson! lol

Apple, Google, Microsoft seek gargantuan tax break

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It's not just that we don't have money in our pockets

Look at wages here in the US.. they have been pretty much stagnant over the last 20 years and actually show a decrease if accounting for inflation.

Corporations have become slaves to their shareholders and they don't trust the US government to help lead them out.

And say that entire estimated 1.3 trillion dollars that big corp is holding on to... if that money were given to the Federal Government.. it still wouldn't cover the deficit!

Euro commissioner tells Facebook it has nowhere to hide

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Joke

@ The Cube

Or you and just have a really crappy credit score and no will try to steal your credit! :-P

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make all companies responsible for protecting your data equally

"European Commissioner Viviane Reding was in the UK on Monday to warn banks that they will be required to immediately notify customers about data security breaches."

How about making all companies/governments/organizations and not just banks legally responsible for when they lose your data to a security breach? In addition they would have to assume all financial liabilities to repair the said damages that came as the result of that breach. If they try to hide the damage or the extent of it, then the people sitting in charge should be held criminally negligent and fines should be tripled and jail time applied.

My guess is with a real threat of jail time plus major fines companies, governments, and organizations would start taking security a heck of a lot more seriously. I also bet that a lot less data would be gathered and stored.

Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush

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legal action may follow

No legal action SHOULD follow.. the stupid manager of the site should be fired and then fined the cost of his actions up to and including any and all legal fees of the poor dude who just wanted to take a wizz.

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Wow.. stupidity in action

Urine is sterile

My guess is they also allow fishing, so birds, fish, and other animals poop and pee in it.

Animals die in it

Dust and dirt falls in it

Bacteria and other nasties grow in it

The water has to be treated anyhow!

Microsoft loses Supreme patent fight over Word

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@ Vic

Vic,

I'm not disagreeing with you. I know they copyright the software already, I was just being sarcastic. I'm not against patents because honestly if I invent something other than software I want to be able to patent it or some large company would just swoop in and steal my product and I would never be able to compete against that.. and why should my idea make an already rich company even richer without me licensing or selling the technology to them.

But to go further.

Ask a developer.. do you WRITE code or do you INVENT code? You write it of course!

In fact you can write code in many different ways and it can have the same results. However when a developer writes code he writes it for a specific OS designed to run on a specific type of computer and he then expects his patent to protect hm from all the others doing the same thing even if they are not writing in the same computer language or OS. This is why I object to software and process patents.. They pervert the patent process. Patents aren't the problem. The problem is they should never have been using patents for software in the first place! And don't even get me started on patents to protect a process!!!

Take the toaster

Patent 1 - simply because I typed this example 1st

A electrical powered device that uses heated coils and pops up when a selected electrical resistance is reached then I have a modern home toaster

Patent 2

A steel bar with a wooden handle on one end and a thin steel cage on the other, I have made a toaster that would work excellent over a camp fire.

The two devices are equally valid and do the same function just in different ways and are actually mutually exclusive since one requires the use of fire as a heating source and the other requires the use of electricity. However if this was a software or a process patent the person who made patent 1 could sue the owner of patent 2 for infringing on his invention.

They are both valid devices doing the same thing but in different ways.

Now if the patent office were to create a patent just for software and they made the rules that allowed the patent very specific then maybe I will agree to using patent protection for software..

But I would insist on the following:

What is the specific OS this software designed to run on including version number of the OS.

Since code written under MacOS and Windows or Linux would probably be different don't expect a patent you created to work under Windows to also protect you under a different OS if you didn't code for it.

Is the application web based or what, is the code portable, in which specific way?

What was the software coded in, (an application compiled in C cannot be protected if someone else can have the same desired effect if they built their's in Java or visual basic or assembly or whatever. They may be doing the same thing but they are doing it in a different way and their code is different from yours.

A copy of the code MUST be attached - Yeah I know software companies would hate this but the Patent Office could hold this back from the public to protect the person or company who created the code - this way the patent office could reject copied code. All comments would need to be removed from the submitted code and the patent office could just do a code comparison.

The software must work as described and not be something oblivious that people would do naturally without the patent in the first place (I'm thinking the Amazon OneClick patent here which really isn't a software patent but a process patent but I think you get what I mean)

I could go on, but the point I'm getting to is this is a fail on the Patent Office in the first place who without thought or consideration just made it easier on the lawyers and patent trolls to get rich and kill innovation.

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And to go even further

I for one look forward to Steve Ballmer visiting the patent office tomorrow and asking that all Microsoft software patents be turned into copyright.

Wait, did I hear you say it's not gonna happen? But you just stated publicly that you wanted to see companies stop abusing the patent system here in the US. Oh, I see, you meant OTHER companies!

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Microsoft vows to stop patent abuses

"With nowhere left to go in this four-year case, Microsoft said on Thursday that it would now concentrate on trying reform US law to prevent abuses of the patent system."

Excellent now lets see you stand up and stop patenting software and use copyright protection instead.. like you should be using!

Come on Microsoft, here's your chance to do the world a favor.. stop patenting software! You don't have to patent it, that's your choice! You could easily copyright it instead as you should have been doing in the first place!

Oracle seeks 'billions' with Google Android suit

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@ Oninshiko

Just don't make those flying pigs into a screen saver.. someone may sue ya! lol

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@ vic 4

Except for ad revenue on activated phones, Google itself is making no money, with one exception.. The Nexus phones are Googles, but I have a feeling they are making next to nothing on those as they are just phones made by a 3rd party such as Samsung or HTC.

A sysadmin's top ten tales of woe

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I've seen a few of these as well

Every 3rd business day at 1 of the ISDN sites for a company I used to work for, would lose all customer connectivity.. turns out the the cleaning crew had access to the comms room and would unplug the Remote Access Server to plug in the vacuum. Why you need a vacuum instead of a duster is beyond me???

Also every friday at 3pm for the same company in the building we had just built, customer connection service levels would plummet but network traffic would soar... Seems there was a large group of people who would fire up nice rousing game of Duke Nukem and kill the network.

Microsoft warns on support scams

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Devil

I wish they would call me!

I would have to reply back with a Russian accent and Thank them for calling USA Prime Credit, My name is Peggy.

Malware abusing Windows Autorun plummets

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@ Brian

Ever have someone walk up and ask to use your PC for just a second so they can print a document they have on their handy little USB drive? Guess what until its plugged in and actually scanned you don't know if it has Malware on it or not.

I've hated Autorun for years.. I have a habit of putting in a CD or DVD or a Flash drive in my PC and not needing it now but I know I will be using it later. Only to get that stupid nag screen asking me what I want to do.. You know what... I don't want you to do a damn thing until I select what I want to do with the device by Right-Clicking it!

Toxic Plankton feeds on Android Market for two months

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@ Ru

True.. however typically the name of the company for both the app and the unlock would be the same. If I see an unlock app anywhere that was not created by the publisher of the original app I would be highly suspect.

Netherlands first European nation to adopt net neutrality

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Dear telco's do you hear me crying for you?

Thought not...

"Dutch telecom operators have complained that the volume of text messaging is slowing sharply because of cross-platform mobile messaging apps which allow users to exchange messages without having to pay for SMSes."

Good.. Its super high profit for the telco's for next to no data being transferred. If anything SMS messages should just be straight data transfer fees.

Pirate-bothering ACS:Law lawyer goes bankrupt

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Where is Anon when you need them?

Can't they hack his laptop then upload a snotload of MP3s and pirated movies and then turn him in!

Serves this piece of dog dropping right!

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@ Natalie

Some locales in order to provide some level of protection for the person declaring bankruptcy allow you to keep your primary home. It seems this is the case here. Now what the people should do now is file suit against him since he has already declared bankruptcy and its discharged, his home is no longer protected since he will have to cover his legal fees. Even if the person suing him loses.. if enough people attempt to sue him he will have to cover his own expenses for each and every person who does attempt.. Forcing him to sell that 700k house!

The first commenter was right... Karma....

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@ None Such

Karma... The name of my next dog! :-)

Win8: A beginner's guide to FondleWindows

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@ AC

Try to buy a decent one now.. they are freaking stupid priced.. All want is a decent sized mouse that is accurate and doesn't lag with two buttons on the side so I can go browse back and forth... Try to find something like that and you get something with macro software and counter weights and 78 freaking stupid buttons and it has to be form fitting...

I'm 6'3"... I can freaking palm a bowling ball... just give me a decent mouse.. not a touch interface.

US bill would make concealing data breaches a crime

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A prediction

I predict if this becomes a law that the Federal Government will of course be exempt.

Hackers jailbreak iOS 5 in under 24 hours

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@ Matt 89

Most the people I know who have Android phones haven't rooted or hacked theirs either. Just because the majority of the population hasn't done it doesn't mean its not important to us who have.

Belching cattle apocalypse menace sniffed in cowpats

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@Copsewood

"So it's completely pointless arguing against cattle rearing based on methane production unless you know the comparable methane productions of alternative or previous land uses."

Well said.. also simply stating that there are a lot of cows out there passing gas isn't enough... And does John's cow pass as much gas as Mary's? What about effects of diet or local weather conditions? Does a healthy cow pass more gas than one in poor health? How about the differences between a dairy or a beef cow? Male or female? Age?

Microsoft goes bot herder hunting in streets of Russia

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Facepalm

Did anyone else read this as

Bother-ders? Instead of Bot-Herders? lol

'Great Reversal' as world's forests stage a comeback

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@ Mike

I've been there and walked it, have you? I've been to where they measured the data at the caldara observatory in 2001.. Twice in fact that year (stock options were great that year!)

And yes I do understand that CO2 is a gas and it MOVES all over the place

Its even forced straight out of the ground there and not just at the calderas and nowhere on that chart of that co2now website were the words "adjusted for outgassing of the volcano" printed. No this is a measurement of the CO2 gasses at the volcano. Its used for air quality measurements on the Big Island.

So before you attack.. CYA

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FAIL

@Goobertee

Because squirrels and chipmunks and rabbits and deer and bears and wolves and coyotes and birds and all sorts of animals are what allergic to trees? Are you for real? Increasing forested acreage is good!

Oh I get it.. animals don't live in the forest.. they just visit! Silly me.

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@nyelvmark

You do understand that Mauna Loa is aa active volcano and its been erupting pretty much constantly since the 80's. One of the main things it spews is CO2 and loads of it! So taking a measurement when a volcano is at a period of low activity and one when its active is pretty much crap science!

Disk vendors should get properly on the SSD pot

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Oh wait.. lets just pull a Seagate

And sue

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I don't believe just adding a read write head will help HD makers

Hard Drives are old school..

They consume energy hands and fist over SSD.

They are larger

Typically hotter

Failure rates go higher as capacity increases (at least in my experience)

And are slower... much much slower.

HD makers have 1 card to play now and only 1... they cost less. But as we've seen before.. those new technology cost do come down eventually.

Mac trojan evades Apple's brand new security fix

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@ Paul

"So Mac is now targeted and failing, it seems partly due to "ease of use" installs that Windows foisted on the world so that uneducated masses could use computers more easily."

Ummmm.. so you're saying that a Mac is harder to use? That they have been known for years and years to be really hard to use... Ahhhhh no... Apple has always had the claim to fame that it was easy to use.

Ease of use has nothing to do with this! Social Engineering and gullibility are what this piece of malware tripe spreads by.

'Dodgy Android apps are breaking our phones' - Motorola

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@AC 13:05

So Google should test app usability? Why? Just cause you downloaded a crap app that's not Google's fault. Look at the user ratings.. look at the comments in the market. If the apps says eats batteries or causes other apps to fail then don't download it or if you still decide to use the app then use it at your own risk.

And yes Motorola should tell people to wipe their handsets if they feel the issue is a bad app (if an uninstall doesn't fix the issue)... Its not their job to support 3rd party apps!

Judge blasts Cisco's 'unmitigated gall' in ex-exec's arrest

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The govt loves to get involved

Just look at all the torrent sites that were illegally seized a few months back.

Then look at the SF admin who was arrested and charged and fined over what appears to be an employer/employee dispute - still trying to figure out what laws were broken on that one.

Michigan police arresting people because they were illegally tapping into OPEN wifi networks in coffee shops...

The list goes on and on

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WTF?

Nice Rebuke from the Judge but it doesn't go far enough

The Prosecutor should absolutely be brought up on charges of perjury and a request for extradition should be sent to the US!

China goes on attack over Google phishing claims

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Pirate

China.. yes we believe you

Of course China itself isn't spying.. its all those silly hackers you hire who does that.. Thanks for clearing that up for us

US state bans Netflix, Napster password sharing

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Facepalm

So if I am on a laptop and I am at a friends house...

Can anyone else see how unenforceable this is?

What is my friend's network is open?

Engineering students design tent for camping on Mars

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How are they going to combat the wind?

Have they tested the fabric to stand up against the hurricane force wind and all the debris that comes along with it?

Wouldn't it just be easier to build down?

Chicago lawyer deploys distractionary dumplings

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WTF?

Its Small Claims Court?

What are lawyers doing arguing in small claims court?

New Mac scareware variant installs without password

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@pan2008

Not with a silent install. I can push pretty much any application I want to a PC on my network and many times the user on the other end will have no idea I've done anything until they restart their computer.

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@ AC 13:46

Not on my XP computers. The default admin account has been disabled and renamed and I work off a different admin account I have personally set up.

Engineering student cracks major riddle of the universe

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@ Scott

What else could it be... String Cheese!

Windows on the Desktop? There's a group policy for that

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@ chipshopman

"Why does the IT community insist on being policemen, treating users like kids and the desktop as though they own it."

Maybe the users need to be policed!

At the company I work for, IT owns the PCs. Yes you use the PC but we own it and we charge your group accordingly for you to use it. So it's our responsibility to maintain them for you and that also makes it our responsibility to police them. If IT didn't police those desktops then no one would get want they want and there would be many more malware infections in the work place, and productivity would plummet.

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@ AC 12:02

It's still a fail on the company's end. proper change control appears to have not been used.

Then again it also sounds like a political war at your company. This is not something you can blame on AD.

Researchers find irreparable flaw in popular CAPTCHAs

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@ dave b 1

Or is that an "n"... no its an upside-down "u"

ARGGHHHH!

Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end

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I always find it funny

That people believe this guy and anyone else who has visions of a religious nature... but if they are voices we call them insane and medicate them.

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Flame

what I would love to see

I would love to see his followers sue him now!

Desktop Linux: the final frontier

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@ James

I work with people everyday who still have never heard of Linux.

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@ Victor

Well there is a learning curve and there is all that purchased software... People hesitate to jump

Apple to support reps: Don't confirm Mac infections

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FAIL

at Maxson

The plural of Virus is Virii however its fallen out of use and we now type it as viruses.

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