* Posts by chivo243

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When you're On Call, only you can hear the silence of the clicks

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Ah yes the joys of Pagers

In another industry back in the mid 90s, a former boss\owner of the company would visit our office a few times a week. My office was small, and my assistant had to use it too. My former boss was a walking pig pen. After two minutes in the office, he would take off his coat, empty his pockets on my desk, grab a beverage and generally disrupt the office. One day he visited, and my pager was on my desk, he routinely dropped his crap everywhere, and when gathering his crap also snagged my pager! I didn't see it happen, and I didn't miss it at the end of the day, but when I got home, I felt naked! I tried calling him at home, as few people could afford mobiles then, to let him know, no answer... Fast forward to 2am, and the cops needed someone at the office( a garbage truck backed into our building), my boss paged me, I would have loved to be there when he realized that he had my pager!

After Trump, Congress, Supreme Court Justice hit out at tech giants' legal immunity, now FCC boss wants to stick his oar in, too

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There is a law, and it's suave! I think the RICO act should be spoken about for good measure. I think there are plenty of Chapters this lot is violating, 11, 15 and 47 jump out at me...

https://law.justia.com/codes/us/2010/title18/parti/

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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Re: Hold on lads!

They were all LOST in her deep blue eyes...

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Re: This Case is Only Remarkable because

That guy is a dick, no ifs, ands or buts... Seriously jacking drug prices like he did?

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Re: One narcissist runs a fake company

World Wildlife Federation? Or that Wrestling thing?

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Re: One narcissist runs a fake company

I was just wondering about the similarities between the great orange one and this nut job. Should the orange nut job be reelected, I fear he will pardon this bird of a feather.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Say it with me

Crackle, note loctite, loctite is used for bolts and nuts that need to stay put. Crackle is the Crazy Glue. I thought it was President Business?

Don't forget to brush your teeth, WFH staff told as Dropbox drops the office, declares itself 'virtual first'

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Re: I blame The Register

I was just thinking while working from today that I visited El Reg few times than when at the office. I definately get more done on the tech side of my job when working from home, I sifted through 3500 Windows updates in a new WSUS today, last time I deployed one it took me a week because of interruptions at the office - phone calls, colleagues, users and vendors. It's so hard to refocus!

It's 2020 and a rogue ICMPv6 network packet can pwn your Microsoft Windows machine

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Re: IP6 is the second thing I turn off

I always turn off IPv6 in my home lab. So many issues just faded away. The biggest one was simply joining a client to the domain, with IPv6 it was a no go.

Facebook doesn't know its onions: Seeds ad banned after machine-learning algo found vegetable pic 'overtly sexual'

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Please o' Please!

When linking to Farcebook, please let us know it's a Fecesbook link, how rude!

Hackers hack Hackney: Local government cries 'cyberattack' while UK infosec officials rush to figure out what happened

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Nice advice

you may have trouble accessing the site... don't enter payment details... just pull the freaking network cable! People are safe, and log files are intact...

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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Horse, meet cart ahead of you!

nothing like being paid in advance for your troubles! Seems like someone got paid before they produced anything, and didn't care what the outcome looked like?

Indonesia’s black-market phone prevention plan bricks a whole bunch of handsets

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Re: "seemingly because it lacks the capacity to do so"

How to get one? government money pit project!

Yahoo! Groups! to! shut! down! completely! on! December! 15!... Tens! mourn!

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Will be missed

I belong to a Yahoo group like Craig's list for my area. So long, I will miss it. I've gotten some great deals, and sold a lot of stuff that would be in a landfill...

Excel is for amateurs. To properly screw things up, those same amateurs need a copy of Access

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Re: Access

Access is removed, so is Publisher and Outlook from the default installation of office. If anybody asks, it's not part of our package!

Boeing Starliner commander Christopher Ferguson bows out of first crewed mission due to family commitments

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Doing the right thing

You can crash a space ship any day, your daughter only gets married every so often...

From the Department of WCGW: An app-controlled polycarbonate lock with no manual override/physical key

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Re: Dabbsy's back

It's back too!

BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age

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Just today

I read a mention of BOFH in another thread, and was also wondering if we would ever see a BOFH or a Something from Dabsy again, damn if they don't pop up today!

I'll have to keep a closer eye on the facilities guys from now on!

IT Marie Kondo asks: Does this noisy PC spark joy? Alas, no. So under the desk it goes

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potter along with more passive cooling.

Some how I thought this would have ended with a pair of wire snips, snip snip! But then again, this is Walt, not Stephen.

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Re: Location location location

For one school year, I had the closet in the teaching lab... 1.5m sq.

Facebook's anti-trademark bot torpedoes .org website that just so happened to criticize Zuck's sucky ethics board

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C'mon Zuck!

You've taken the first step here, now ask for the protection money! You know, like Fat Tony would say, "That's a nice website you have there, would be a shame if something should happen to it! We can make this all go away...

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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spreadsheets!

Just make sure all of your rows are selected for your calculations, nothing like coming up short on an order... My manual count of switches needed for project X was 28 switches, my boss got 26 because his formula didn't include the last row, which had been added later! I really have to ask why a spreadsheet was needed to count to less than 30...

It really is your last chance to see anything at Cineworld for quite some time, and this big-screen bork speaks volumes

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Looks to be working better than usual!

Windows firewall prevented it from connecting to the network! Presto! it works now! At least that's what I can read in the pic...

Insurance firm Ardonagh Group disabled 200 admin accounts as ransomware infection took hold

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Mind boggling... just boggling.

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

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Succeeding at failing!

Dido has it down to a science!

Apple seeks damages from recycling firm that didn't damage its devices: 100,000 iThings 'resold' rather than broken up as expected

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Again, Apple cries foul

When someone made some money, and they didn't get their cut... Apple is as Apple does.

TalkTalk marches OneTel users into a brave new email world

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super secure

That is some good verbiage... Super, really!

Unis turn to webcam-watching AI to invigilate students taking exams. Of course, it struggles with people of color

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Re: Why use the word racist.

Poor programming... not racist

Imagine running a dating app and being told accounts could be easily hijacked. How did that feel, Grindr?

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there seems to be a cock-up somewhere

What? Just behind you...

How's this for overachieving? Man accused of running software outfit as a Ponzi scheme while on parole from previous fraud

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old adage

You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of he boy...

There ain't no problem that can't be solved with the help of American horsepower – even yanking on a coax cable

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Re: Closest I've had to that ....

Builders pffft! I left explicit instructions to be alerted should the power need to be shut off in my house. F$CK@rs powered down the whole house, with my two node ESXi powered up. They were fired after that phase of the job...

Ring glitch results in global ding dong ditch: Doorbell bling flings out random pings but they're not the real thing

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Re: Jeff Bezos' Ring?

Heeaaay! What ever happened to Chuck?

YouTube axes crowdsourced captioning: Use our buggy speech-to-subtitle code or pay an approved third party

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Re: It's not as if YouTube cares much about subtitles

Youtube care$ about the money, nothing more, nothing less. Once in a while, bad publicity may catch their attention fleetingly...

Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: If Bill Gates has the technology to implant chips to control people's behavior

That's like putting the empathy chip in Bender...

It's 2020, so let's just go ahead and let Amazon have everyone's handprints so it can process payments

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OK, sure

For the sake of argument, say I do sign up, give my hand print, and in 6 months, have some sort of industrial accident(say working in an Amazon whorehouse) that changes my hand print, can I update my print?

Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs

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Re: hydrogen engines?

Well, I have been under a rock??

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/hydrogen-is-at-a-tipping-point-with-11-trillion-market-set-to-explode-says-bank-of-america.html

partial paywall

IT guy whose job was to stop ex-staff running amok on the network is jailed for running amok on the network

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Re: disabling company users

In the end, any work done by a deleted user is still available to their superiors, who know who did the work. So any user can return, and be assigned another login(could be the same) and once again assigned permissions to the shared drive. I speak only from my managements POV.

I only turn the dials, make the water hot, or cold.

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Re: disabling company users

Email is handled by another admin, and they are disabled, mail isn't connected to our AD\OD. No one should have any data in their home directories, only on shared drives, that's a paddlin if they do. Leaving disabled accounts on the network feels like leaving your keys in your car door.

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disabling company users

Only disabling departed users? I hit the big red DELETE button when HR sends the message.

NHS COVID-19 app's first weekend: With fundamental testing flaw ironed out, bugs remaining are relatively trivial

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Re: Old iPhones.

Any thing in the 5 range and under are aren't too difficult to plonk in a new battery. I replaced an iPhone 5 battery in about 10 minutes for under 20 credits, get the kit with tools included. The duration went from a few hours to more than a day, but I'm not a heavy user.

Despite rolling a homegrown translation app with iOS 14, Apple resorts to freebie tool for Dutch Ts-and-Cs waffle

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Re: It should have been translated by a Dutch lawyer

Most of the Dutch people I know don't fully understand Dutch Legalize or Dutch tax gibberish, they usually say ask your lawyer or accountant.

Inflated figures and customers who were never there. Just another data migration then

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I keep two ledgers!

One for the gubbermint to see, and one not! And should someone ask, Simon and Stephen have taught me well!

Bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do? Los Angeles Police Department found fibbing about facial recognition use

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Re: LiAr LiAr PD

Law enforcement says it all. Again we are entrusting humans to accept to enforce authority. I've had my share of run-ins and assistance with law enforcers of many levels, and it boils down to people. I've answered questions from the Secret Service when a former first lady visited our organization, and I've had the flash light shined in my eyes at 1:00am in Podunk county. Some people do their jobs, others make it a crusade. It's hard to fight righteousness.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Re: rather than slap the user around the head with an empty paper packet

In my experience, users who expect too much and know too little about printing really make printing the bane of our existence. Is that why we feel printers are considered the red-headed step child of IT? Maybe I've been lucky, most issues have been hardware and not driver related. Saying it's a hardware issue stops all questions, it needs to be repaired under the service contract Software? Then we're expected to recompile the driver, add features and make it work with one click...

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Re: rather than slap the user around the head with an empty paper packet

ERROR 53, malformed PDF!

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rather than slap the user around the head with an empty paper packet

Not me, but I did let them have it... After loading paper in the "It won't print Printer" I gave my best dirty look and asked them to call me next time their stapler needed refilling too... NOT! pffft users...

Sweetheart tax deal appeal: European Commission takes €13bn Apple state aid claim to the EU's highest court

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If we had the legal team and the accountants of these Big Corps, I'm sure we would use them to our advantage. I still don't like it, the tax laws are poorly written in most countries, most often favoring Big Corps. Remind me again which countries have good tax laws for the average joe?

Facebook is the internet's cigarette: Addictive and laced with nasty stuff – 'shocking images, graphic videos, headlines that incite outrage'

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Yeah, it's a dumpster fire

Yep, it's on fire. Hot huh?

NHS COVID-19 launch: Risk-scoring algorithm criticised, the downloads, plus public told to 'upgrade their phones'

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Re: Small houses

From what I've heard the communication process is a bluetooth handshake between devices, any device that stays in x radius for y minutes gets logged as a personal contact.

Corrections welcome...

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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Re: Another work around...

Put wheels on the engines, then they can act as landing gear and wheelie castors.