* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

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"Armed Maniac Invades Home"

..whilst asleep on the couch. Now I'm scared.

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Didn't you get the memo? They can levitate now.

Scariest thing in the whole of the entirety of the new Dr Who series', but ironically based on all the older ones.

HP, RIM, ARM among thousands in ICANN dot-brand ban

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I'm also looking forward to .hpee

Anonymous tweets for hack targets

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"Why would Anon take down how we send our messages?"

Lest our morals be impaired.

SharePoint gods peek into colleagues' info – poll

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"You can download a copy of the report here (warning: PDF). ®"

I can't seem to access it.

E. coli turns seaweed into ethanol

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"You may possibly claim that the heavy fissionable elements are actually left over from the Big-Bang or supernovae, I suppose. If we ever get hydrogen fusion reactors, that would be the first energy source that has nothing to do with the Sun."

You could at least try and be consistent. According to your ultimate logic, anything that we build on Earth comes from the Sun. True, but not really helpful.

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OP - Surely you don't think they would rely on naturally occurring seaweed do you?

They would farm it you plankton.

Fans teased with Doc Who PS3 promo

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They have also used his grandmother as another character for some reason

New forum Wishlist

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The ability to assign a troll icon to someone that will appear no matter what icon they choose :)

Hey, you said it was a wish list :P

The SECRET FACEBOOK OF POWER used by global premiers at G20

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I'm wondering if a friendly country can share comments with an unfriendly country and start a war?

The possibilities are endless :)

Welcome to the latest forum features

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What was that game? I seem to recall jumping over robots and dying a lot when I hear it in my head.

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I don't know, kids and their toys.

All I can say to that is...."Shiny!" :D

American search team fails to find women's G-spot

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The first rul.......arrrgghhh...

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Service for those of you with cut'n'paste fatigue..

XKCD#685

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Is any...

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Hardly illiterate!

...but CONSPIRACYTHEORIST==1

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I get this occasionally with FF running win7 64 bit, so not o/s or browser specific imho.

Is there also any way to insert a carriage return after a full stop to make long rambling posts slightly more readable? (Oh, and after question marks as well I suppose)

Can we have little icons for smilies and stuff, and what about avatars?

just kiddin'

Ye Bug List

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Hmm, it worked this time.

The source for the previous post where the link didn't activate was

< p > < a >Dangers of Cake < / a >< / p > (without spaces obviously).

I definitely pasted the link into the original posting. I'm wondering if I misplaced a chevron somewhere and it got thrown out by the parser - but I would have thought it would just have pasted the text in, rather than an empty link.

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I used the same html in the main article (I think) that I posted in here. I'll have another go in preview mode and see what shows up.

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Cake

Have linkies been disabled in t' main forums then?

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"you can see that the locals are like a fat kid given 50 quid and let loose in a sweetshop"

Oy! I resemble that remark!

'Space Monkey' craze: Texan students 'get high' by choking each other

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Missing link

cake is dangerous

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You're right Ru, there are dealers up and down the country openly selling this stuff in bakeries, shops, even newsagents ffs.

Dangers of Cake

Iranian coder faces execution 'for building smut websites'

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@Crofty616

Yes, because Iran has no oil reserves to speak of, no-one could ever think of some other pretext to invade just to get it.

Fanboi Wars

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You're absolutely right

Where's my power user icon? mwah hahahahaha

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Ok, I'll bite: Amy Pond is a skank, and whilst Rose was a bit bucktoothed, at least the storylines were a little more grown up :)

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You are obviously a lot more versed in the subject than I am, but I have a question.

If everyone is subject to these group dynamics, where then does this leave the true Gnostic?

Even if someone were to have a truly original thought would it inevitably lead to it being hijacked by psychological forces and subverted? If so, is there any incentive for the Gnostic to impart his hard won insight?

I think I already know the answer, but I'd like to hear if there is a more substantiated view of the matter :)

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Thanks for the spelling correction, I actually never even knew this was a known term:I'd never heard of it :) so I just made up the spelling.

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Bugger

must remember H T M L..< / a> missing <- not really trying to break anything, it threw it out with no spaces (quite right too)

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Fanboi Wars

So what is it that makes a fanboi (or fangerl)? Many slavishly adhere to one company's product over another, vowing blood should anyone say anything bad about 'their' particular product. I'm sure there's loads of well funded psychological research into the matter.. (where's the irony html tag?) Personally I think it all starts when someone who 'doesn't know shit' (tm) buys something and doesn't want to be part of the crowd that 'got it wrong', thus suffering slings and arrows of their FB peers. Or not..discuss.

New forum usability

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I hope it's ok, but I just posted a url link in the main forums to see if it would work. Will this let the cat out of the bag?

Careless care charity loses unencrypted patient data stick

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There are plenty of solutions out there ffs. How about only allowing devices with a pin lock like the Corsair 2..

Corsair Padlock 2

I know technically it's crackable, but not many people know how and most people wouldn't bother. If you had the nous to break into one you are probably able to steal the data direct.

Boots Philosophy cosmetics

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I would have thought Freudian would be a better name for a soap.

"He gave me a Freudian slip of soap in the shower

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<i>No, I'm the last</i>

Sorry to burst your bubble Andrew but I'd never heard of it until you mentioned it, now I'm going to have to look it up..damn you!

How to buy Philosophy

Iraq demands return of Saddam Hussein's arse

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"I need to share the puns from there."

Just because you feel a need to do something, it doesn't necessarily follow good taste to follow up on it. :P

Virgin Media takes itself in hand after punter-package tickle whoopsie

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I got a copy of this email and I was pretty annoyed at receiving it, especially as I can't bloody well get Virgin where I live. I'm stuck with my mate in a city sending me screenshots of the up/down speeds every now and again just to piss me off :)

Big Blue boffins cram information onto a cool 12 atoms

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Are you referring to the IBM lettering in atoms that were manually arranged rather than by some process?

Footie club sacks striker for homophobic tweet

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I suppose you're going to suggest that his hearing aid is fitted rectally as well, prompting him to 'padlockhisarse'. Hmm, I'm off to dragons den.

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Personally I think it's ok to hold whatever view you like in private, but when you encourage others to hold the same view - such as a public announcement that you think you might be at risk if you slept in the next bed to a gay man then you have definitely moved out of the private opinion area.

My wife holds the most outrageous views on many subjects - sometimes they offend even me - but I know that she doesn't act on any of them in public (apart from leaping away from the small snotty child that's trying to put their hands on her) so they are not illegal. If she were to post on public blog that she would like to see compulsory sterilisation for arseholes (and give examples) then she would probably be in trouble.

Thankfully I'm pretty ambivalent regarding other peoples' sexuality - put to the test when I was invited out for drinks with friends in Amsterdam and spent the whole evening in a gay bar without even realising it until someone said I 'seemed alright for a bloke' which made me think 'what the fuck are you on about?' and pay more attention to my surroundings. Much to the hilarity of those present I might add. I didn't even know my friend was gay until she went back to her houseboat with her girlfriend.

This planet is a weird old place.

Hubble shows images from record-breaking 13.1 billion light-years

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"Toronto? Gosh!" I've been saying this to wind my wife up on occasion for so long that I've forgotten where it's from - is it Star Wars?

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As the Beeb would say "Other dimensions are available" :)

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"The easiest way to think about the expansion is like living on a surface of an inflating balloon where you can only perceive the 2-dimenstions, and trying to figure out where the expansion originates from."

Um, below?

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"Hubble is only well known due to its longevity and by operating in the visible spectrum, which also has its limits."

Not arguing the point, but when you are looking for public backing for trillion dollar budgets pretty pictures go a long long way. Just over 13 billion years away apparently.

French court fines Google $65k over search suggestion

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Well, you can still google the results you used to get when hitting the feeling lucky button.

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Can you say

"French military victories" ?

X-Dream Rocker wireless gaming chair

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How much?! 8-O

It looks just like the x-rocker pro on a pedestal - which is the only thing about it that makes it better than my pro. At least in my Pro I can rock back to an insane degree.

Smart meter SSL screw-up exposes punters' TV habits

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Unfortunately even that isn't true, since they were able to intercept the traffic and inject their own readings before sending it back to the utility company.

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So, even with all the hand-wringing that was done when these meters were announced they didn't bother to perform even the most basic of diligence regarding the security of the data.

That's FAIL 2.0 in my book.

Never liked these things, and as for a 2 second granularity - wtf!?

As for running lights 12 hours on, 12 off - well, sheeeeit.

Vint Cerf: 'The internet is not a human right'

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"You keep saying this word, but I do not think it means what you think it means"

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'Rights' can mean a lot of different things depending on context of course. In my view, it is something that you, personally, have drawn a line in the sand and have said 'thus far, and no more'. You might not win against whatever it is you are fighting for, but you are fighting for a right to do so. You stand a better chance if more people are on your side of the line, or more committed people anyway.

Some people argue that there is only the right to life (given by God etc.) which kind of leaves me wondering about the right to die that Mr Pratchett is championing at present. I think it should be made clearer that he is fighting for the right to die 'with dignity' and not in vomit fuelled pain and suffering. After all, we all have the right to die - it's the only thing that is completely certain (unless you are some kind of immortal of course - but I don't know of any off hand to reference).

I fight for my right to on-line personal privacy for example, and I en-noble myself because no-one else in their right mind would ever consider doing so for nano-second.

Kodak heading to Chapter 11

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This was satire, yes?

I certainly hope so, because the failure rate on Kodak printers is astonishing.