* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Brit spooks 'kept oversight bodies in the dark' over data sharing

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Unhappy

Re: So, just like the NSA

Power is as Power does.

If no-one can stop them, then no-one can stop them. QED.

Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

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Re: Cosplay banned in Scotland?

Can you can forget all about Halloween in Scotland now then? A Jason mask and accessories would surely count as going equipped for mass-murder (but only a crime if a picture of it is posted on facebook?)

Sounds painful: Audio code bug lets users, apps get root on Linux

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Re: Oh for FUDs sake

Gentle-persons, please - we only feed the trolls around here when it's funny :)

WPA2 security in trouble as KRACK Belgian boffins tease key reinstallation bug

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Facepalm

Re: Public WiFi

You've basically just told everyone that you aren't concerned about locking the stable door because you live in a field.

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Re: But what's the risk?

If you are working in the field protecting assets worth millions or billions; or on major pieces of critical national infrastructure affecting millions of people then you'll need to look a bit more closely.

If someone is stupid enough to do this, what makes you think they would have enabled WPA2 in the first place?

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Re: same base station

How about Guest-wifi versus trusted connection?

You can have more than one SSID on a base station.

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Re: I hope they're allowed to return to Belgium..

I've done a bit more digging and found some more info on Hutchinson - (by which I mean I discovered an analysis done by someone else).

Not so sure Hutchinson doesn't have a few skeletons in his closet now.

Essex drone snapper dealt with by police for steamy train photos

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Re: A Part Time Drone Pilot's Perspective

The "powers that be" accept that ordinary r/c model enthusiasts are not the issue, but seem incapable of drafting a definition that distinguishes between "drones" and ordinary models.

How would classify the difference? More than two props?

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Re: Drone down

I was expecting the camera being used was going to crash into someone, when that cyclist went acrobatic I was wondering what the hell had happened at first!

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

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Trollface

In the follow up..

the PFY has staged a coup on the BOFH by only shredding his own expenses. The BOFH's are in evidence bags on HR's desk already.

'Israel hacked Kaspersky and caught Russian spies using AV tool to harvest NSA exploits'

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Re: "staffers home pc"

or even conforms :/

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Re: It's not bad enough...

Actually I see quite a number of posts on here that remark on how fishy this story is.

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Re: Naughty People of the Book!

You're asking permission to steal something?

Whilst you're at it get your logic circuits checked :P

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What I'd like to know is how it is possible for the Israeli's to spot the Russians trawling the information in real-time, yet Kaspersky security employees couldn't.

I can only think of two resolutions to this conundrum:

1. Kaspersky wasn't hacked by Israeli cy-ops and this is all FUD

2. Kaspersky are lying about knowing they have been compromised

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Re: "staffers home pc"

"staffers home pc" or "pc used at home by staff"?

In security circles, you rarely get to use your own system. You are supplied with a pre-built system that confirms to the corporate standard and is controlled by the corporation.

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WTF?

Re: TheRegister climbdown

"Reading comprehension and vocabulary are inextricably linked."

Wot?

Rejecting Sonos' private data slurp basically bricks bloke's boombox

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Mushroom

Re: "Fall Creators Update"

Except when the software refuses to work without the update, yet the update won't install on your device (such as a dedicated iPod for controlling your Sonos for example) because they now require a level of IOS that your device can no longer be upgraded to.

It's a speaker app, not Doom 4 ffs.

'There has never been a right to absolute privacy' – US Deputy AG slams 'warrant-proof' crypto

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Re: Backdoors are a smokescreen.

Sadly I have very little confidence in the current political climate - across many jurisdictions - for such powers and the demand for ever greater ones to be rolled back to allow something like this to be an option

You and me both.

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Paris Hilton

You can still break it by recovering the key

That isn't breaking it, that's decrypting it. That might sound like semantics, but it's the difference between sneaking into a bank and being invited to meet with the bank manager.

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Facepalm

technically there is no encryption available today that cannot be broken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-time_pad

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Re: Backdoors are a smokescreen.

@Techdrone

Even if that system were mandatory, there are still many options for people to employ a system without it enabled. At this point you are back to square-one. It's still a question of trust.

As has already been mentioned, this situation was provoked by the wider public becoming more aware of the unfettered data collection by various agencies. This issue didn't just appear out of thin air just to piss off the law.

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Headmaster

Re: Gravity pulls things down.

No it doesn't, the earth is flat and moving upwards at 32 feet / second squared!

I think you meant 'accelerating', rather than 'moving'.

Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda

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Mushroom

Re: And of course --

I also seem to recall Obama trying to interfere with our Brexit vote.

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Facepalm

More bullshit

A few hundred thousand dollars to buy an election you say? If that is the case then there are going to be a lot of party donors who would like to know where their money *really* went.

In other news, a squirrel got involved in a fight between two packs of dogs. Its antics made them go (for the) nuts.

Still haven't seen any real evidence of just how these adverts were supposed to influence voters either.

Fending off cyber attacks as important as combatting terrorism, says new GCHQ chief

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Headmaster

I wouldn't want to be ocd about grammar whilst reading that ;p

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Re: No license to thrill, no right to head intelligence agencies. Beware fraudsters at the helm.

What think thee of they and all of that?

I've lost track of the number of times my hopes have been dashed. So I suppose the answer to that is 'I'm tired.' Nothing else is printable without tempting knocks on doors in the wee hours.

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Re: No license to thrill, no right to head intelligence agencies. Beware fraudsters at the helm.

The translator device has definitely had a firmware upgrade.

Of course, one also has to consider that it is the observer that has changed, not the subject.

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Unhappy

No, it wasn't, but I believe the guy who did help them out was repaid handsomely.

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Re: About time

I just hope he can find some trustworthy cybersecurity experts to spend the money on. >cough< IR35 >cough<

In addition to them also being prepared to work for HM.Gov.

Hmm, I think their sieve is broken, it only seems to be picking up static.

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Joke

Re: "Cyber" is an adjective

If cyber is a tier-one threat, what's tier-two?

Chuck Norris with a BB gun? Doh, of course not, that should be tier-one (that's minus one)

Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

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Re: Is the problem 'game developers' or scammers?

I'm guessing you don't have a Samsung Smart TV do you?

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Coat

How did I get this old?

Didn't you see the ads for the 'ever-young' pills? Oh man did you miss out!

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I have a cable that plugs into my ipad and streams the screen to my tv via hdmi. Wasn't cheap, but it's a great way to stream content to different tv's when you are on the go.

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Re: This is nothing...

or playing the eurolottery

The odds might be outlandishly against you winning, but the payoff is certainly nothing to sniff at.

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Re: Mildly curious

In what situation would your life depend on recalling a video ad?

Your <enemy> interrogator is having a bad day, his wife is upset with him. He looks at you and says 'tell me a funny advert or I will cut off your balls".

I, personally, would probably go with the John West 'oh look, an eagle!' advert myself, but there are others :) (you asked)

Australia launches critical infrastructure security reforms

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Re: George, don't do that.

The list could be used to ensure that old accounts are disabled, ever think of that?

VPN logs helped unmask alleged 'net stalker, say feds

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Re: Interesting, very interesting

Setting up your own VPN server leaves behind information that goes back to that server, so unless you are also allowing other people to use that VPN server, then it all leads back to the owner of the server.

At that point you then have to try and hide your tracks as it relates to owning and managing the server. Obviously you also have to ensure that all management connections to that server are not logged either (i.e. not logged in the first place, rather than logged and deleted - as that info could be recovered).

You also have to consider the possibility that the server has been hacked, since you won't have any logs you'll never be able to tell will you?

It's logs all the way down mate :)

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Re: Interesting, very interesting

Using a VPN service that logs isn't a problem as long as the authorities are required to submit a warrant to view those logs (and not some general catch-all type BS either).

Under those circumstances I'm happy for them to keep logs. I want to avoid being spied on by general busybodies in local Councils etc., I'm not trying to avoid (reasonable) legal scrutiny.

After selling his site for millions, founder hacked it for a second payday

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The company should really have had a dummy account set up from the outset to try and detect comms to their userbase which would indicate a breach, is that not common practice?

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Re: Of course DHI declined to comment

does human greed truly know no bounds?

I believe it is bound by the degree to which human stupidity extends, which is almost certainly infinite.

So no, no bounds really.

(If it wasn't for those pesky GET's*, he might have gotten away with it!)

*For our American cousins, 'GET' is a term of endearment for ones' offspring, i.e. Children :)

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

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Joke

Re: Arrival? good?

How did you manage to see through your hands?

I remember watching the face hugger attack on frame-advance on my super-duper VHS player of the time and being mightily impressed that it still looked real and, if anything, scarier. If you've never done that, I highly recommend it. There's so much in that split second you don't actually see in real-time.

How bad can the new spying legislation be? Exhibit 1: it's called the USA Liberty Act

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Black Helicopters

Re: I have nothing to hide

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"

If you can't hide anything at all, no matter what, you aren't free. People have tried to turn this one back on the Gov. to see how they like - they just clam up and start re-defining terrorist.

We've been in an invisible cage for a while now, most people aren't aware of it at all. The only way you could tell in the past was when you accidentally hit the walls without realising it. Now the walls are closing in a more people are bumping into them, but too many people still don't see it.

As the great prophet once said: "We be fucked!"

Russian spies used Kaspersky AV to hack NSA staffer, swipe exploit code – new claim

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Re: "It is alleged"

"It is also possible, under Russian law, the Kremlin instructed staff within Kaspersky to hijack the mark's computer and extract its contents. The software maker is denying any wrongdoing."

So, this sounds very similar to the stuff that the US Gov does to US companies.

What is the probability of being drunk at work and also being tested? Let's find out! Correctly

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Round our way we call that qwerty-face

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Pint

Re: Counterproductive..

What wash the question again?

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Coat

The 'correct' calculation has not factored in the test frequency whatsoever.

If the tests were run on 52 consecutive days, if the drunk managed to miss out on being caught for those his chances for the rest of the year are 100%, even if he comes in drunk on 12 consecutive days.

Also, human behaviour being what it is, isn't it more likely that it will be a Monday that the person would be drunk, or a Friday afternoon for example?

Still, useful article :P

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Joke

running with scissors*

I don't know what the fuss is about, I've done this all my life and I haven't cut my head off more than two, may be three, times...tops.

*If you always ensure the pointy bit is away from you, then the warning really needs to be made to the people in your way, not to you.

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Re: I see what you are doing there...

After deconstructing that sentence, the pivotal aspect appears to be

"by force or violence".

So, as long as whatever you are watching doesn't involve force or violence it shouldn't fall foul of this definition. Well, that's the theory. I don't suspect for a minute that it will actually hold true.

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Thumb Up

Re: Orwell alert!

@Mr Orwell, I would gladly donate a thousand of my very own upvotes to this post. In fact it should be stickied :)

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Coat

Re: Appealing to the audience

#AmberRudd#Security

Making a right hash of it too.