* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Nutter repairmen scale 1,768ft TV mast

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How fit must you have to be to climb that fucker?

respect - although the lack of clipping on was a little worrying.

IPv6 uptake still slow despite looming address crunch

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There really is no need for this to happen.

All the ISP's need to do assign your home router a bogon or rdc1918 address, then prepend this to an IPv6 TLA at their end before sending it on to the rest of the world.

The ISP's need to start building their IPv6 networks out to the consumers and not just as a bolt-on for net savvy companies.

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You only really need to upgrade your DHCP or network devices, even just the ingress router would be able to do the job. Just append your ipv4 address to the assigned TLA and bob's your uncle. You wouldn't necessarily even have to use ipv6 addresses on your hosts.

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ISP's have been using ipv4 to ipv6 conversion at their end for some time. A bit like using rfc1918 space on the end of your ssl vpn's - no-one else would see them once everything switched to ipv6 - your ipv4 address would be appended to the ISP's top level aggregator (tla).

Only once the backbone was switched to ipv6 though of course.

Playboy centrefold freaks out at 10,000 feet

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@Penguin Herder

"Unless someone managed to set down on top of Everest"

I think one could reasonably assume that this process would rupture the fuselage in at least one place to equalise the pressure :)

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"you have to wonder at the logic"

You read the article and how it said she had a *panic* attack right?

If you've never had one, consider yourself lucky. You stop thinking logically and behave in a very basic fight/flight manner - the fact that the door wouldn't open, or if it did it you would die wouldn't get past first brain cell.

However, having said that there is a case here for this woman not to be on a flight without some form of medication having *been* taken. i.e. if you don't have your meds - you don't fly kind of thing. The other passengers and crew do have a right not to be suddenly decompressed and shot out of a tiny hole in the side of a large metal cylinder at 30000ft after all.

Sony updates PS3 system software

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If I understood this right, if you had this hack and didn't use PSN, then you were clear and free to run whatever you want on the box?

It's alive! Duke Nukem Forever breaks out of vapour trail

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Master Chief has to wear armour...nuff said.

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

'Rock star' spewed guts after emitting vast pearl necklace

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Sorry if I'm missing your point, but Carbon is especially 'lower down' in the periodic table is it?

Number 6 in the table if my memory servers me aright - H, He, Li, Be, Bo, C

Large companies ignore data centre advice - survey

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I reckon that, lacking specific data center knowledge, companies are engaging consultancies and then using their proposal as a framework from which they can skew it to their own preferences - rather than just guessing.

Otherwise if they're just not taking advice they have paid for, why would they pay for the advice in the first place? They must be getting *some* value from it somewhere.

Mind you, they could just be skimping on cooling and ramping up the number of racks.

NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

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"What's the problem with <snip> KCUFME"

You're gnittihS ME?

Iron-on armpit BO stench-filters 'ideal for modern lifestyle'

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Can I get one of these things fitted nasally, as the people I work with just wouldn't bother with iron ing on a patch, let alone washing their pits.

How extreme is your pr0n? Depends on your lawyer

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"Dorset dentist - David Hill from Pennington Close, West Moors - convicted on the sole charge of possessing extreme pornography depicting pain being inflicted."

Was it an instructional video on how not to drill into the gum?

Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

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We find the defendant guilty as charged.

Sentence is 10 years maximum security prison, and a dose of cancer.....really?

Data protection and surveillance: Swapping the speed camera for ANPR?

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I would expect the black steel to radiate quite a bit of IR of it's own accord, which would be occluded by the white lettering, enough for software to enhance and read your plate.

On the other hand, a plain, transparent sheet which had tiny inverted hemispheres, placed over the top of your plate should do the trick quite nicely.

Cops cuff man who exposed holes in 'perfect' voting machines

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It would only take a single recount to expose this though.

Halo: Reach leaked to net 3 weeks before release

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If all the other releases got the same treatment, why are they worried? Or did it affect the sales figures of the first games somehow by having them release early to the pirate crowd.

Why is it that these massive corporations seem to think that because pirates are people, that people are pirates.

I did my fair share in my youth, just haven't bothered since I could afford them, same with a lot of people I expect.

Note to M$ - NOT EVERYONE IS A PIRATE - EVEN IF GIVEN THE CHANCE OF A FREE COPY.

Once-in-a-lifetime gag tops Fringe quip list

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""I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.""

That one actually made me chuckle more than the others, perhaps they key was in the delivery?

PA school district avoids charges over webcam spy scandal

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If they have turned it off and since the case has been so widely publicised, does this mean if someone gets caught doing it in future it *will* be illegal?

I know the law is an ass*, but this seems a little like cherry picking.

"Oh, I suppose I'll let you off, as I found no evidence of you jerking off to these pictures - but WOE BETIDE anyone doing this in the future - for I will KNOW you are being naughty!"

Yep, the law is an ass* :)

*Translated to 'merican as it is obviously a 'merican posting - it should of course, be ARSE. :)

Unhackable PS3 finally jailbroken, video claims

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@Highlander

Whilst you're probably right about the most prevalent use of this tech would be, you seem to have completely failed to recognise that there has been a long tradition of hacking devices to make them do something cleverer than what the original maker envisaged.

Perhaps you could step down off your (very high) puritanical horse and at least acknowledge that some people do not have base motivations. If you don't you reveal yourself to be a complete Mary (Whitehouse).

Woman sues to force exposure of YouTube bullies

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@MadDave

You neglected to caveat that in your first post, after all, it isn't like the press lie do they?

Cynicism, grumpiness cause heart attacks, strokes

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Wouldn't a neutron bomb serve the same purpose yet not pollute the earth for all the nice fluffy animals out there, like pirahana?

Short passwords 'hopelessly inadequate', say boffins

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Especially if you also use an anti-keylogger (a decent one that works!) and enter the occasional letter/number with your keyboard in conjunction with the back arrow key to change the order you enter the digits.

Wikileaks double dares Pentagon hawks

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Why's that then? I was under the impression that Superman was a nice guy, not a bully.

Schmidt: Erase your identity to escape Google shame

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I did this back in 2000, partly to annoy my old man, but a useful byproduct was to distance myself from the only google-able fact on my old name which was a bit of a usenet posting that incited a riot at RIPE :)

My new name has *zero* hits that can be identified as being me. Woot.

London tenders for speed cameras

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Well, that seems to make you both big AND clever.

Treat yourself to a doughnut, doughnut.

smf urd, O lmpe upi ertr yp;;omh

Google, boffins crack Rubik's Cube mystery

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"Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb"

Does that mean they can also power it?

ASA: You can't say 'f**k'

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What I can't fathom is why so many people seem to find the cutlery so offensive?

Leave them f**ks alone!

Zeus botnet raid on UK bank accounts under the spotlight

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I saw this on a machine in my last contract about 8 months ago!

I reported it to HSBC at the time and they just told me to install anti-virus software.

It's frustrating because I work in the banking industry to help secure some of these systems. Some banks are shocking in their approach. Most of the time they are more worried about PCI compliance because of the size of the fines - so they paste over the cracks to get compliant - they don't give a hoot about what being PCI compliant actually means. Cheapskates the lot of them.

Air steward resigns via emergency chute

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Arrested for "Wreckless endangerment"

Spokeman said "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk"

Hmm, can you say "not guilty m'lud"

Can anyone explain what 'criminal mischief' is?

This storys' legendary status hinges on the grabbing of the beers before departing down the chute :D

Hot babes discriminated against by some employers

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You can't be referring to Cell Block H - they were pretty much all munters.

Ton-up speed merchant blames dyslexia

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If this guy is terminally ill then a driving ban isn't going to stop him.

Sounds like he wants to take a few people with him.

Extreme porn law on the ropes

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FAIL

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And perhaps you ought to try and understand the original post..

"21 Jul 2010 ... <b>Scottish</b> Secretary Michael Moore tells MPs the release of the Lockerbie bomber was based on the medical information available.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-10716229"

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"How much money did CPS spunk away on this case?*"

Sounds a bit extreme to me, especially if the case was made of animal skin! perhaps we should take a fishing trip on _their_ computers.

Bound robbery victim IMs for help with toes

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Well impressed by this, especially when she typed 'AMBULANCE UNNECESSARY"

I'll forgive the typo this once, given the circumstances :)

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty

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Saw this for sale last week and thought it would be worth a punt, but having been burnt so many times on titles that *should* be good, we weren't (SEV I'm looking at you here) that I decided against.

Seems like I ought to take another look, thanks for the review.

Firefox 4 beta crack ruse spreads Trojan to total idiots

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If you can't beat them, beat them harder.

If it was only legal for security bods to create their own malware that takes the punter off to a site that teaches them how not to fall for really stupid scams.

Oh well.

Indonesian parliament gets smut eyeful

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Just goes to show,

Where there's a will(y)

There's a way(y)

Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces

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As for "I can't believe a woman wrote that", well let me tell you that it was my wife* that introduced me to the term many years ago.

She nearly shat herself laughing when she saw what they were getting in a tizz about. Mind like s sewer my wife :)

*Yes, I'm married, even though I'm techie enough to post on El Reg. Go figure.

Raptor over Blighty: Watch the stealth fighter in infrared

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"include operational fighter jets, like the one that sank the HMS Sheffield"

My history may be a bit off here, but didnt we win air superiority in that war with Harrier Jump Jets?

Hardly F-18's were they?

Wikileaks creaks under demand for Afghan war logs

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Hold your horses there Willy, I think you may be doing the Afghan's a bit of a dis-service there.

They are caught between a highly technological army and a guerilla army that lives in the cow-shed. they just want to make a living and raise children like most people and have to do what is necessary to survive. Don't forget they had 20 years of the Russians before the Yanks and the UK waded in on their white chargers.

If a bunch of gun-toting lunatics took control of your neighbourhood and threated your family if you didn't supply them with food/shelter when they demanded it, could you really refuse?

<joke> I expect the Taliban are just as bad </joke>

As much as human beings are capable of both good and bad things to their fellow man, I would have thought that survival was common to everyone.

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My nephew has just signed up to the Army - it's his choice to go and fight a war on the other side of the world.

You can't really say the same of the civilian population.

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And where is this country that the US is at war with?

Terrorism - I've heard of it but can't quite place it on a map.

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did you say "more people" ?

did you mean to say "more innocent people" ?

Truth is always a casualty of war, mainly because governments lie to their electorate.

+several million to Wikileaks

NHS spunks £7.5k on porn room

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"Anyway isn't paper dead?"

It certainly is. At least it doesn't grow when I plant it.

Microsoft Xbox 360 250GB

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I'm a bit out of touch, does it do Blu-Ray yet?

Samsung HT-C6930 3D Blu-ray home cinema set

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It's so kind of Samsung to include a single pair of 3d glasses with their 3d TV as a special offer.

Shouldn't they be a standard accompanyment (sp?)

For sale: Dr No's Scottish bunker complex

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Underground paintball location - Tiberius 8 pistols only - with the James Bond theme playing in the background.

UK.gov scraps stop'n'search terror power

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Troll

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Perhaps if the filth stopped abusing their powers we wouldn't have to take their toys away.

Twat. I'd much rather the police were slightly less able to protect me from the boogeyman if it means I'm a little bit safer from them.

I don't blame you for posting anonymously either.

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WTF?

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wtf are you ranting about?