* Posts by Lamont Cranston

1534 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010

UK gov sinks £25k into Pi-powered cyberdesk

Lamont Cranston
Flame

Re: Yeah...right...

It'll be completely upgradeable, right up until someone starts to undercut them on the upgradeable parts, and it becomes necessary to change the shape of said parts so that they no longer fit into the upgradeable desk. Then they can convince your peers to laugh at your ownership of an Opendesk 1, whilst they're all using an Opendesk Air, or whatever.

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BT could lawyer up after Sky’s sport channels obligation removed

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Re: "available on two platforms"

Upvote for you, AndrueC, as you've made me think about how Sky works. Doesn't change the fact that consumers are paying Sky for the privilege of having adverts broadcast into their homes, though.

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Lamont Cranston

Re: "available on two platforms"

Netflix and Amazon both offer TV shows without advert breaks. Programming schedules are the past, I would have thought, but that won't stop Sky milking its subscribers for all they're worth.

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Science Museum trumpets Da Vinci expo

Lamont Cranston
Joke

Did he invent

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?

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Remember Windows 1.0? It's been 30 years (and you're officially old)

Lamont Cranston
Trollface

"but somehow manage to get fans believing they were first"

Isn't that Apple's job, these days?

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Prudish Indian censors cut James Bond Spectre snogging scenes

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"what did that romp offer the plot of the film?"

Have you not seen a Bond film before? It's one of those things that's supposed to happen.

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Re: Melonfarmer

I've always liked "Forget you, muddy worm farmer" from the TV version of Heartbreak Ridge. Although, Dick Jones's admission that he and his buddies used to call The Old Man "airhead" is a joyous addition to Robocop's TV edit.

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Lamont Cranston

Go watch Goldfinger again.

The "Shocking, positively shocking" fan in the bathtub scene is a classic, but it starts with Bond using an unsuspecting woman as a human shield - not what I'd consider the behaviour of a "gentleman". English Cad Spy, perhaps?

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Uber Australia is broke: 'We don't pay tax because we don't generate revenue'

Lamont Cranston

Re: "Actually, yes it is."

See here. Don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but I'd imagine it's much the same. Withholding my tax contribution would more accurately meet the definition of theft, than government taxation does.

Having read your reply to dan1980, I'm slightly worried that you might actually be serious.

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Lamont Cranston
Meh

Re: "Blaming companies for doing what the law allows is both futile and foolish."

Quite right, tax laws do need tightening up to eliminate this sort of behaviour, but it's going to require tremendous international cooperation to do it properly. It's not within the power of an individual government to fix, more's the pity.

"Tax is theft"

No, it isn't.

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Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

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^ This.

I'm quite glad that my kids' time in the ICT suite so far (all still at Primary School) has been mostly spent using Scratch to gain an understanding of programming. The only time that social media has come up has been when they looked at staying safe online.

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ISIS operates a crypto help desk – report

Lamont Cranston
FAIL

Re: Hornets

There's so much wrong with that analogy, it hurts.

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What upgrade cycle? Tablet sales crater for fourth straight quarter

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Re: I am NOT a candidate.

A nose around the XDADevelopers forum can usually turn up some fool-proof instructions, but I'd agree that the CyanogenMod site generally presumes a level of prior knowledge. Still, it's a lot easier than you'd think, and well worth a go - if you're considering chucking the device out, you've nothing to lose!

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Lamont Cranston

My Nexus 7 is three years old.

Cyanogen mod (free) and a new charging port (very cheap) and it's doing everything that it's supposed to - barring some catastrophic accident, why would I buy a new one?

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Yes, GCHQ is hiring 1,900 staffers. It's not a snap decision

Lamont Cranston
Unhappy

Re: Why not ...

Slash the funding, surely? "Do more for less" seems to be Osborne's current mantra.

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Thanks for playing: New Linux ransomware decrypted, pwns itself

Lamont Cranston
WTF?

The other option being

that they keep quiet about it and let the existing malware go around encrypting files and extorting bitcoins as usual?

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Royal Mail mulls drones for rural deliveries

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I imagine it will just fly past the front door,

and drop a "you were out" card on the step.

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Space fans eye launch of Lego Saturn V

Lamont Cranston
Joke

Re: "allowing grown men to play with Lego"

Play with it?! It's not a toy, it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.

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Lamont Cranston
Happy

Re: model-building to a pattern

Sets like this are model-building to a pattern, yes, but that's the point - you want to build a Saturn V, but don't have all the bits you need, nor the time/money to collect them all (nor, perhaps, the necessary skill).

Doesn't matter, as once you've built the model shown on the box, you (or, more likely, your children) can smash it apart again and have lots of interesting pieces to work with - just because they're specialised pieces for building a rocket, doesn't mean they can't be turned into something else (e.g. skeleton legs make for an excellent balustrade).

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Coding with dad on the Dragon 32

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Go

There's an interesting article to be written on this subject.

How does learning to code on BASIC compare to something like Scratch - are today's kids put off by the flashing cursor? For example, my eldest was somewhat disappointed to find that Python was just a text editor, compared to the rich environment of drag-&-droppables that Scratch provides, although he quickly picked up the basics of Java when it was presented as a game (making robots move about and fight, or something).

More please, Reg writers!

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Get 'em out for the... readers: The Sun scraps its online paywall

Lamont Cranston

Re: Woop-de-do

No one reading at a grown-up level gives a toss about The Sun. That such a significant brand is having to climb out from behind its paywall is interesting, however.

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Wailing kiddies face Xmas Legogeddon

Lamont Cranston
Trollface

Yeah, right.

Either everything is fine, and they're just trying to whip up a bit of interest to get sales up (given that Argos has reported a dip, this would make perfect sense), or they've taken a leaf out of Apple's book and artificially induced scarcity.

Troll icon, as it has a big chin.

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Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Re: My mate Mr Law...

First name has to be "The", surely?

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After Burner: Sega’s jet-fighting, puke-inducing arcade marvel

Lamont Cranston
Paris Hilton

Dare I ask what happens

if you fill the Climax bar?

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Google's .bro file format changed to .br after gender bother

Lamont Cranston
Facepalm

Re: "minor girl and "adult male" even if she actually initiated the sexual relationship"

Yeah, funnily enough a defence of "she was gagging for it, m'lud" probably isn't going to see you acquitted.

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Lamont Cranston

In this interests of equality,

perhaps you could name some of your folders as .ass?

[Insert speech from Team America, here]

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Lamont Cranston
Unhappy

Re: Gendered abuse

I really want to point out that .bro isn't at all offensive to women, but "no true Scotsman" arguments are wide open to ridicule. Basically, everyone loses - common sense, feminism, catchy file extensions, all are having a bad day.

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Amazon Fire HD 8: Mid-spec Nokia Lumi... er, MediaTek slab

Lamont Cranston

Re: the coin has dropped at Amazon

Any idea what the Hudl's pre-update update was for? Surprised to hear that it was so large, but I left the kids' Hudls to update overnight, each time, and so didn't notice the massive download size.

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4K catches fire with OTT streamers, while broadcasters burn

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Re: "a decent fibre network connection (around 15Mbps)"

From Ofcom:

Average UK Download Speeds (% Improvement vs Prior Report)

* February 2015 = 22.8Mbps (+21.93%)

* October 2014 = 18.7Mbps (+5.06%)

* April 2014 = 17.8Mbps (+21.09%)

* August 2013 = 14.7Mbps (+22.50%)

* March 2013 = 12Mbps (+34%)

Anyone care to speculate how many homes get below average speeds? I get 30Mbps, at home, and Netflix regularly craps out on me.

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Chocolate Factory plops Marshmallow on Android slabs

Lamont Cranston

Just looked on the Motorla paged linked in the article.

The M update will remove the Migrate, Assist and Connect apps that they added, as they're no longer necessary. Can someone alert Samsung to this revolutionary practice?

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Lamont Cranston

Re: Old Nexus 7?

Weren't the problems with the original Nexus 7 to do with it being made using cheap flash RAM? Mine was getting a bit ropey on KitKat, and was an unusable mess with Lollipop, but reformatting the internals to f2fs and picking an android distro that supported it (started out with SlimKat, which was rather buggy, settled on Cyanogen which has been great) has brought my Nexus 7 back to life. OK, I'm on KitKat, not Lollipop or Mashmallow, but it's running really well, and so I don't need to worry about replacing it for a good while yet (unlike a PC, I can't just pop it open and upgrade the components!).

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Is the world ready for a Raspberry Pi-powered Lego Babbage Engine?

Lamont Cranston
Thumb Down

Re: Waste of time

I got the Lego BTTF set, a couple of Christmases back - would it surprise you to know that it can't actually travel through time? ECTO-1 in the Ghostbusters set doesn't even have a working engine!

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Lamont Cranston
Facepalm

Re: Sorry but..

It's a toy, you mug.

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Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad?

Lamont Cranston

Re: "its a pre-watershed show and we cant scare the kiddies too much"

This is the trouble with watching these things as an adult. I watched in the company of 3 under 9s: 1 fled to his bed as soon as the first ghost was revealed, 1 had her head tucked under a rug any time an eyeless spook appeared, and the other was sent to bed, filled with concern over The Doctor's fate ("He's not really a ghost, is he Daddy? Why hasn't he regenerated?"). I'd say this hit just the right note of terror for the kids (Daleks and Cybermen will never be scary to today's kids, but that's not to say that they can't enjoy seeing The Doctor defeat them time and again).

Kicking myself for not spotting the glasses/wifi/farady goof, but I was too busy enjoying the episode to notice! Enjoying an episode of Doctor Who? Not something I got to do during the previous series, so I hope the current one can keep it up.

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If you got Netflix for Miss Marple, you're out of luck (and a bit odd)

Lamont Cranston

Re: An alternative option that you may want to consider

Very much this. I got Netflix, thinking I'd use it for films, but it's pretty rubbish for that (just as Lovefilm was), but rather good for TV. OK, there are gaps, and sometimes only entire series are missing, but I get to watch things that I wouldn't bother buying the boxset for (most TV boxsets I've bought get watched once and forgotten about), and I can drop it once I've watched what I want.

DVDs are down in price, and £5-£10 is a fair price for something I'll watch more than once. Blu-Rays can take a hike, though (not least because my PC has no Blu-Ray drive, and thus I can't get them onto the NAS).

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Man given positive pregnancy test in an Apple Watch box

Lamont Cranston

Doesn't rhyme,

but the seedless ones are reported to be more juicy.

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Lamont Cranston

Re: Tasteless, and not funny.

You're not supposed to lick it.

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Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

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Re: Dying

Argos are one of those businesses that can easily strike you as utterly pointless (when I was a teenager, I assumed they'd be gone by the time I'd grown up), until they happen to be just what you need (since I grew up, bought a house and had kids, I find Argos to be incredibly useful).

Being able to order, pay and collect on the same/following day is really bloody useful.

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Ashley Madison: ‘Our site is full of women, and members are growing’

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Chinny reckon.

Jimmy Hill, etc.

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Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

Lamont Cranston

Re: Is there really anyone out there still browsing without an ad-blocker?

If there weren't, do you really think these ads would still exist?

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Angry Birds maker Rovio takes aim at staff, axes a third of them

Lamont Cranston

Re: "focus on where we are at our best: in creating magnificent gaming experiences"

My kids went mad for the cartoons they started adding on to the games, but have never found the games themselves to be all that engaging. They're all but grown out of it now, but I don't doubt that kids a few years younger will be pestering their parents to take them to the film. With any luck, that ought to be the end of the franchise, but I suppose the extra hype will push it along for a few more years.

At least Moshi Monsters are on the way out.

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Android in user-chosen lockscreen patterns are grimly predictable SHOCKER

Lamont Cranston

Re: I wasn't aware the lock pattern was for security!

I only went with a pattern screen lock on my tablet to keep the kids off it - total fail as they sussed the "follow the greasy line" method very early on. I have found that it's sufficient to keep my wife out of my phone, though!

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Ebuyer MD Carlisle exits following board level bust up

Lamont Cranston

Re: I'll stick with Scan & Quiet PC

I've bought all sort of bits from ebuyer, over the years, to the point where they're always the first place I check for anything tech related. Their couriers are a bit ropey, but the one return I had to make went off smoothly.

Still, it always pays to shop around. Can't see why they'd want a high street presence, although I'm sure it would draw me in from time to time (probably just for a browse!).

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Vodafone UK rocks the bloat with demands for vanilla Android

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Better late than never, I suppose.

Can someone please make sure that PC manufacturers/vendors get the memo, too?

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Feeling a physical present: Ten summer games and gadgets

Lamont Cranston

I used to really enjoy Space Hulk,

but the disparity between setup time and the time taken for the Genestealers to devastate the Terminator Marines, made it a hard sell to my friends.

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Budget UHD TVs arrive – but were the 4Kasts worth listening to?

Lamont Cranston
FAIL

Re: Sky and UHD

HD was pretty much a waste of time for any sensibly sized TV. HD is a little sharper and brighter, but not so much that it's worth paying the extra for. Ever notice that the Freeview EPG relegates the HD versions of channels to the hinterlands? It's almost certain that everyone is merrily watching the SD broadcasts on their HD tellies, and they don't care.

UHD will surely be a big hit with the mugs who think their TV needs to be the size of a wall, though - I'm sure the SD Freeview signals will look great when blown up to 50 or more inches.

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Stop taking drug advice from Kim Kardashian on Twitter, sighs watchdog

Lamont Cranston

And I thought that talking meercats giving financial advice was the daftest marketing technique.

The human race never ceases to amaze.

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Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

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Re: Shit shit shit

My dad's PC is Windows 8 - my fingers are crossed for Windows 10 being slightly less shit.

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Apple and Samsung are plotting to KILL OFF the SIM CARD - report

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SICK FILTH

^ BAN THIS

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Police investigate strange case of doughnut-licking pop singer Ariana Grande

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Re: doughnut

Am I the only person who thinks that "Krispy Kreme" sounds really unappestising?

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