So, hacking the traffic lights is out.
How about taking control of the airport?
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How about taking control of the airport?
"tweaked version of Debian Wheezy which guides the young user through assembling the machine"
Dad, how do I put this together? "Just boot it up and read the tutorials." How do I boot it up if I haven't put it together yet? "You need to read the tutorial." How do I get to the tutorial? "Boot it up and ... umm ... there was a little man ... in his hair ..."
I'm also looking forward to the text version of Snake.
: GO NORTH
You GO NORTH. You are in a room.
: EXAMINE ROOM
There is a NUMBER.
: EXAMINE NUMBER
It is a NUMBER 3.
: EAT NUMBER 3.
You EAT the NUMBER 3. You grow longer.
I'm glad your enjoying your Lego, books, and outdoor games. What are your kids up to?
Now I'm torn between this and my intended "father/son bonding project" that would have been helping the little'un to build his first PC.
Isn't this just the sort of hardware hack that the Pi was designed for? Never mind the ends, just focus of the means!
I'd be all for the right to free speech, if people weren't so insistent on exercising that right. Maybe the "right to free speech" should be paired with the "responsibility to shut up"?
I can only assume that you grew up during that dreadful period when Doctor Who only existed as repeats on UK Gold. Kindly direct your anger at your parents, not The Doctor.
My experience so far is as follows:
- Having not used any similar services before, I think it's quite good, but I wouldn't spend money on it.
- Playlists are a fine idea, but cannot be reordered, and don't play back in the order they were compiled.
- Many tracks drop out during the first few seconds of playback, whether on 3G, WiFi, or cached copy.
- Choice is good, but not comprehensive, so it's easy to not find the track I'm after (or end up with a cover version).
I wanted to downvote this, but the truth is that Firefly was much better than Agents of SHIELD. Pretty sure AoS is only there to keep us attentive for the release of Avengers 2, but it's working on me and mine, anyway!
What do you mean "might be ruined"? Of course it will. I'll watch it anyway, but the BBC should really issue all parents with a cheat sheet, to answer the inevitable slew of questions from any children in the vicinity.
4 legs and horns on its head? Probably a more credible contender for "origin of the unicorn" than the narwhal, all things considered.
If it really is the case that none of the candidates are fit to represent you, surely the onus is on you to become a candidate, and hoover up all those votes from the otherwise disenfranchised?
There are plenty of interesting local stations, but they either serve a tiny market, or operate without a license (so far as I could tell - I had some fantastic drum'n'bass station cut in to my DAB rebroadcast when my car went over the QEII bridge, and I'm assuming that the hyperactive loon, clearly broadcasting out of his shed, responsible didn't have a license).
Shunting the large commercial operators onto DAB would free up the FM space, and probably deal a death-blow to the identikit chart pop stations, which is win-win, in my book.
Plenty of good actors in that film, hampered by a shitty script, and a director with no ability to draw decent performances from any of them.
Ian McDiarmid seemed to be enjoying himself, mind (a bit like Raul Julia in Street Fighter!).
Wasn't there enough product placement for those in Empire Strike Back?
but would like to extend my thanks to all those that do, for helping to get football away from free-to-air telly. If you could now persuade BT that Eastenders would be a worthwhile purchase...
"Saying simply change the column type to text is all well and good but someone has to realise there is a problem first."
Isn't that a bit like blaming the hammer, if you decide to use a hammer to paint your walls?
Drop the kiddi-ness? Who do you think the primary audience for these films are?
They'd do better to make it more kid friendly - take away all the tedious political bollocks, the prequel trilogy is probably halfway entertaining (maybe not).
Disney know what they're doing, so it'll probably wind up like the last Iron Man film: a 2hr toy advert, with plenty of spectacle. Unlikely to win any Oscars, but a fine accompaniment to a bucket of popcorn.
Nudity is not bad, per se, but naked people always look better with something on, in my experience.
You could at least ask permission (retrospective, perhaps) after taking your picture of the drenched woman, then delete it if she's not particularly happy about it.
You grubby little herbert.
Chance'd be a fine thing.
My wife got groped on the tube, a few years back. She was quick enough in turning round to catch him in the act, foisting upon him the look that she normally reserves for unruly pupils. Much more effective than thumping him one.
Doubt I'd find it so amusing if it'd been anything more serious, mind.
I've decided that burqas should be mandatory, for both sexes.
The ceramics room at my school was always covered in a layer of orange dust. It must have been the clay, as I don't remember my teacher being an eczema-afflicted, TOWIE reject.
Clay is just wet dust, though.
My email feed has been much cleaner since they started filtering out all the marketing crap for me.
I think I'd like the Anons a little more if they were wearing Marlon Brando masks. It'd be a little more honest.
Things are only worth what people are prepared to pay.
It's pretty difficult to occupy a child with a statue.
I would hope that the presence of Microsoft in the phone OS market would drive its competitors to greater innovation. It'd be nice to think that Microsoft/Nokia are also innovating, in order to increase their desirability among consumers (pointless sniping aside, I'd expect that they are).
Cheer up, grandad - we're not all crippled by arthritis.
I agree with you about finding buttons by touch, though. I'm quite fond of dual thumbsticks, too.
Pretty meaningless statement. Isn't it more noteworthy that he set up ghost accounts to listen to his tracks, and thus make them popular? The fact that the tunes were utter gash, is neither here nor there - most of the charts is utter gash, to me, but someone likes it (unless they're all ghosts too?).
And there was I, trying to learn the fiddle - the manual dexterity won't go to waste, at least.
I regularly invoked this cry, way back when I was playing on the Intellivision (and then on the Spectrum/MegaDrive/etc.). Incidentally, football games peaked on the Intellivision, so EA/FIFA can take a hike.
"A wizard did it."
That's some special interest porn, right there.
There was probably a really good point in there, but I lost it when you got upset at the thought of a 9 year old watching Miranda.
But to accept this is to accept punishing the children for the failures of their parents. Not really acceptable, in my book.
Quite - I was under the impression that this was well within Google's means (and seem to remember it being touted as an "advantage" of the Play store).
Tai Chi was used to defeat the bad guys in Lethal Weapon - if the robot grows a mullet, then we should be scared.
I assume there'll be a consultancy service brought in to, err, do whatever it is they do that is deemed to be so essential by the higher-ups in the NHS. Can't roll out a major IT project without them, even if they do run for the hills at the first hint of trouble.
I was expecting something about the Post Office.
Keep this to yourself, please. My little girl is 5, and I have to keep reminding her that she's too young to drink, lest she down all my beer when I'm not looking.
there's a pun about gravity in here somewhere...
same old shitty comments. Although I'm quite impressed that both atheists and Christians have been compared to Hitler quite so swiftly.
On the whole, it's probably a good thing that regulation and legislation can work to keep excessively harmfull additions out of tobacco and alcohol products. I don't see why it shouldn't be able to work the same for other narcotics.
Mind you, if you can tell us all how you get so high off of cabbages, no one will need anything else.
I already know how many of them I want to get jiggy with, and how many of them feel the same way (hint: the answer to both is "1").
I assume the idea behind this app is that it shields users from rejection, but it all seems a little sad (not to mention sordid), nonetheless.
I can squeeze my Nexus 7 (in flipover case) into most of my jean pockets, so I'd expect this to go in. I'd also expect unsightly bulges, and difficult walking - perhaps those belt clips, so beloved of builders, are due to make a comeback?
Seems churlish to get a comically oversized phone, and then complain everytime someone points out that you've got a comically oversized phone.
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