* Posts by Jeebus

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Apple lobs pocket change to Proview, ending Chinese IPAD name row

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Guilty party coughs up in mediation shock. With a fine of ridiculously tiny proportions. Unsurprising. Remember Jacko was innocent.

Mac-based Trojan targets Uyghur activists

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Re: Oh look!

No, you use them because you're worthless hipsters who work in coffee shops.

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Re: Yada yada yada

Cancer isn't a problem, after all we generally only hear about them from people who treat them.

Idiot.

War On Standby: Do the figures actually stack up?

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You're in the wrong place Ross, the nutters have well and truly taken a foothold now, this place is nearly finished, it's only good to come on and slag the halfwits off, the days of this site being respected died when Page took over, peddling his neocon views.

Not happy unless a brown person is under his jackboot.

Google claims Chrome is the world's most popular browser

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I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

AMD and Intel mainstream desktop CPUs

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Re: this places drastic decline

Hehe.

I think Lewis Page knows what I think of him, his opinions and ethics.

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Astonishingly atrocious, even given the standard of Reg Hardware reviews. Even I didn't think such a useless, and as said above a completely vapid article. You've just picked two items arbitrarily and barely tested either of them.

Very poor showing, outclassed by even the worst of tech sites, which given this places drastic decline [after starting a decline a couple of years ago] since the start of this year you are very much among now.

Darwin alarmed by six-legged mutant cane toad

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You're obviously mistaken.

Surely god gave him the extra legs because this toad was more pious, a devout follower of the western presbelutheran saints of unitarian christadelphianism. The one true faith.

Microsoft loses appeal against EU antitrust smackdown

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Good thing they've invested so much in Nokia, the resolute nature of the Swedish company will keep the MS coffers full.

Oh wait.

Bletchley Park gets £7.4m to tart up WWII code-breaking huts

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Awesome.

Entirely overdue, but most welcome. Well played, Bletchley is one of the most important sites of English heritage, to let it fall into disrepair is disrespectful to those that shortened the war and saved millions of lives.

Apple users get pricier hotel options from Orbitz

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Advertising does what it does.

Stupid people spend their money profligately. Apple fans are more easily duped into showy nothing purchases. Google fans are duped into thinking they know bargains, when they give up everything around the price.

Apple will only reinstate mute kids' app if makers win patent case

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Re: Lets not pull any punches

Wrong, idiot. I dislike Android, and WinMo and Symbian too.

Pisses the fanboys off that I have no time for any of them, because their goto bullshit doesn't work and they're been called out on what they are.

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Re: Lets not pull any punches

But they're not hipsters who work in coffee shops [yet], "so who cares how disabled they are" - Apple management.

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Re: Seems Apple have a hidden agenda.

Hehe, doping. Intentional accusation of drug use at Apple stores.

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Seems Apple have a hidden agenda.

Between kicking disabled kids in the face and banning Iranians Apple are having no problems on the discrimination front.

Sad that such a large company is so utterly petty, the worst thing is, is that they cannot blame employees as they're doping what they are told too by their superiors high up in Apple.

DDR 4 sets the pace for fast memory

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Re: AMD

I don't think AMD have any idea what a wagon even looks like, they've been jumping into empty stables for years now.

*remembers socket 939* sad that it has been that long since AMD were fully competitive.

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Re: speeds up to 3.2Gb/s

Agreed.

You'd think from a PR perspective they should just announce exactly what it does now, then make announcements when the newer generation products are close to market.

Baffling PR logic, but then it is IT after all.

Powering your iPad costs $1.36 per year

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Re: Costs

You mean it is just laziness, thanks for clearing that up.

Posner to Apple, Motorola: 'And don’t come back'

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Yup Anon 2. They'll just keep filing under marginally different pretexts until they win. Shame your fellow anon is too stupid to understand this.

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Excellent ruling. Shame they'll just pay off a judge somewhere else.

Neo-Nazis scoop YouTube ad revenue from UK telcos

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Wow, we have god freaks and right wingers really poisoning this place. It's a shame this place used to be so good as well. Sad to see.

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Re: Did Jesus exist?

Oh yeah. This is where you instead of reading the article link you make an assertion that I wouldn't say the same thing about Islam.

Then you can get some high fives from your apologist friends.

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Did Jesus exist?

The correct answer is "No, of course he didn't, that's a stupid assertion". There is no other response to the question that is valid.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm

This should clear up your misconceptions and inaccuracy about legitimate history.

Assange: Australian neglect made me flee to Ecuador embassy

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Re: Funny

He's a commonwealth citizen, not a British citizen. It's far harder to extradite Assange from the UK than Sweden because of the convoluted nature of the Commonwealth system.

Seems to be something that is willfully ignored by those that for some reason have an issue with him trying to stop himself being executed for doing nothing wrong.

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Re: Bail terms

Because if they didn't Assange would be free to pursue justice for these ridiculous charges from a place where they aren't openly manipulating his ticket to Guantanamo Bay.

Apple cops $AU2.5m fine for misleading consumers

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Millions in sales on the back of blatant illegal lying versus ridiculously punitive punishment. What's the point in these rules when you can't punish proportionally.

European vote hammers another nail into ACTA's coffin

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Re: Protecting the poor artists and creators like......

You do know official Register line is that only rich people deserve copyright and protection, and tax breaks don't you?

[For those who think I am taking the mick, I am seriously not in the slightest, see the articles by Lewis Page and Andrew Orlowski, the two head honchos here for proof]

Twitter back online (mostly) after unexplained outage

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Nothing of value is posted on Twitter, ever. An outage makes no difference.

Apple desperate to prevent nightmare scenario of iPad in Iranian hands

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Re: Racial profiling now is it.

That was my friendly way of avoiding saying they aim their products at c*nts and only c*nts buy them.

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The interview.

Apple "Genius":"Yeah, but they were brown and speaking something that wasn't american so it was logical that they are terrorists"

Interviewer : "You do know American is just English yes?"

Apple "Genius": "It's that talk which put a moslem, iranian, african, gay, jewish, black, brown, orange and possibly chinese man in the white house"

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Re: Stupidity knows no borders.

Hahaha, Symon that's awesome, that is one the dumbest, ill measured sack of crap rants anyone has written on this site, and Andrew Orlowski is an editor here.

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Anon posts light this morning.

Where are all the anon coward apologists now?

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Racial profiling now is it.

It should be a shock, but the cynic in me knows Apple are only interested in white twenty somethings.

The fact they would openly profile visitors to their stores is an insidious look into the core of Apple, condoned and forced policy from the big wigs, no "genius" would do that without coaching, nobody anywhere in any service industry would do it without direct policy.

Brits spent £334 each year on games

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16 games?

Where do people find the time to play that many games, I spend a few minutes a day posting on here and it seems like loads.

Let alone the 10-15 hours most games take, or the 50 hours it takes a COD player to finish the most simple of games.

Samsung to probe Galaxy S III blaze claim

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Is the GS3 Iranian?

Microsoft's uncloaks Phone 8 developer preview

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Win 8 Phone Preview.

Not a single f@ck was given this day.

Or any other day.

Foxconn daddy: 'Don't buy Galaxy S III, wait for iPhone 5'

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Re: What a douchebag...

Surely the insufferable atmosphere in any Apple shop, surrounded by Apple people is enough. Puts anyone with good to doubleplusgood IT knowledge back 25 years with all the faux trendy bullshit.

Flame was scout ahead of Stuxnet attack on Iran nukes - US spooks

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Re: I might have a Flame too

I was hoping for actual evidence, and proof and you gave me a conspiracy nutcase site.

*sigh* this place is seriously losing it.

Ten... pieces of tat for Apple fanboys

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Re: iCufflinks

Don't worry, they aren't.

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Does the Steve Jobs figure come with a variable sized mid-section extras so you can act out his final years with complete accuracy?

Reloaded Doom 3 shoots onto shelves this autumn

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Add-ons for original PC version.

For those who don't fancy shelling £20 for a game shoehorned 3D nearly a decade after release check out the Moddb downloads, the HQ packs do the job for free.

http://www.moddb.com/games/doom-iii/downloads

Unless you count bandwidth costs, which I don't. Also far better lighting mods, and also a new mod Endarchy has just finished, well worth a go.

Japanese boffins plumb darknet for cyber attack alerts

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Watch out for anything circling named "Icarus" that sneaky Bob Page has his fingers in many pies.

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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Neither Page nor Orlowski are witty in the slightest, nor do they offer any insight into topics, Reg used to be the Reuters of tech news sites, just give the information, none of the spin drivel that poisoned so many other sites, Tech-Crunch for example.

Now however it's becoming more and more right wing, favouring Daily Mail-esque pandering, and selective deletions and comment filtering on their topics, having had posts refused for no reason other than disagreeing with Orlowski and presenting a rational counterpoint. He has actually suspended posting rights for others.

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Re: Editorial bias for some reason?

Lewis Page is the leader of The Register, and he is a right leaning former military man. So his influence is slowly seeping in with more and more crackpots coming onto the site [see the articles about gun ownership and business only copyright and climate change denial [not skepticism, outright conspiracy lunacy] for a sad look at the decline of this place]

Crytek says future is free-to-play

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Re: SWOTR...

I got dragged into it and made a Republic and Empire character, I was on a "Heavy" population server and I was on of 3 Republic characters with over 200 Empire on at the same time. Needless to say I never subbed and I got the game for free, game lasted about 30 minutes.

Crap as well. Not an MMO person.

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Late isn't it.

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/gaming/2012/06/08/e3-all-future-crytek-games-to-be-free-to-pl/1

Over a week late Register, it's getting worse and worse, Bit-Tech aren't even ahead of the curve on gaming news either, very poor journalism.

'Kindness of America' snapper shot himself in 'act of self-promotion'

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Re: America Strong!

It's still true, a frightening obsession with weapons and god, coupled with hating a man of a different colour and a surname that sounds terroristy and you've got the makings of a theocracy.

It's a horrific indictment of American culture no matter how you look at it, a lunatic out for PR going to ridiculous lengths for his 15 minutes and a gun toting drunk driver redneck. America comes out poorly no matter the spin.

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Re: Makes More Sense

Well said, shame the pro-gun nutcases will never see reality for what it is.

A nutter out for self promotion at the expense of themselves, also a summing up of American culture. No matter how you spin this it is a sad indictment for the once proud crumbling empire.

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