* Posts by JohnG

1375 posts • joined 27 May 2007

Mr Bank Manager, help yourself to my smartphone contents

JohnG

Shielded wallet

..or use a metal business card case.

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Police mistake reveals plan for Assange's Embassy capture

JohnG

Re: the police

"Ecuadorian & attached embassies probably saving a mint on their Insurance policies too."

I'm not so sure. The risk of a fire starting in one of the other apartments, necessitating an evacuation of the entire building must be quite likely now.

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Security checks and diplomatic bags

I was wondering: Are diplomatic bags subject to security checks before being allowed onto a flight, similar to those used for other baggage? If they are, then anyone smuggled in a diplomatic bag would risk irradiation and discovery when such checks are carried out.

IMO, the best outcome for Britain would be if Assange did manage to escape to Ecuador. It would allow the police and others involved to get on with something more productive and Assange would have effectively exiled himself from Europe, North America, Australia, ....

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China could penetrate US with new huge missile

JohnG

If US/China relations were so bad as to consider lobbing missiles at each other, the Chinese could achieve considerable impact by simply not sending all kinds of manufactured goods to the West. Of course, this would also fuck up their own economy but so would nuclear war.

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Lawyers: We'll pillory porn pirates who don't pay up

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Re: Blackmail

"...and becomes libel after the fact if the claims are unproven."

Whether the claims are true or not, in Germany this would be "Beleidigung", to damage someone's reputation. When you understand that in Germany, you can be sued for Beleidigung if you stick your middle finger up to a motorist who has just cut you up, it becomes clear that Germans take offence seriously and that they also take it to court.

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Re: Libel

In Germany, plaintiffs would only have to show that their reputation and/or livelihood has been damaged (it doesn't matter whether the allegation is true or false). It is not uncommon for people/businesses to sue former clients (and win) who have exposed their poor service or business practices in online forums or for negative feedback. If this bunch of lawyers get some policeman or priest sacked, they might get their copyright infringement cash but then they will have to pay for loss of earnings and emotional damage. I don't believe this will fly - German courts take privacy and reputation very seriously.

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We're raising generations of MUTANT KIDS, says Icelandic study

JohnG

""...we sequenced 78 trios, a total of 219 distinct individuals..."

Not much of sample size, is it?

Is the Icelandic population representative or is there more inbreeding than in larger countries/regions?

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Barnes & Noble Nooks bound for Blighty

JohnG

Re: The problem is...

"I'd love it if buying books on the Kobo Touch were as easy as it is on the Kindle."

It is easy to get books on the Kobo with Calibre - and you're not limited to a single store.

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Work for the military? Don't be evil, says ethicist

JohnG

Re: Fast Forward

This assumes that wars work like video games i.e. according to a well defined set of rules. The reality would that sooner or later, someone else would come along with a lot of heavily armed people and kill all those playing Street Fighter and anyone else who disagreed with them and take whatever they wanted - that's how war works.

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Assange calls for help from … Quakers?

JohnG

Re: @ Scorchio!! "a man wanted for criminal offences"

"Remind me what other criminal offences Assange is wanted for besides jumping bail. Thanks."

Rape (in Sweden). Assange is wanted for questioning by Swedish authorities with respect to one or more counts of alleged rape. After questioning Assange and completing their investigation, the Swedish authorities will then decide if there is a case to answer and if Assange is to be charged with any offences and tried in court.

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Lords call for the end of TV transmissions

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Re: I'll be damned...

It's just as well that 100% of the UK population have super fast broadband with no constraints at peak times, so that the average family can watch a few HD channels whilst simultaneously browsing and skyping in the evening - otherwise the government of the day would look fucking stupid when they switch off the broadcast channels and leave half of the population back in the Edwardian era.

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Japanese giant sorry for Kobo launch balls-up

JohnG

Latest firmware removes Cyrillic text support

Kobo delivers firmware updates without any confirmation for anyone rash enough to connect their reader using the Kobo Desktop software. The latest firmware (not for the Japanese version) removes support for books with Cyrillic text. Luckily, one can find downloads for older firmware and advice on how to downgrade in various online forums. This is especially lucky for me as the wife would not have been impressed if we had headed for a holiday with her reader effectively useless.

My other annoyance with Kobo is the inability of their web site to stick with the language you choose and instead, forces you work in the language of the country from where you connect.

Other than this, Kobo's readers work well and are excellent value.

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Nationwide DOUBLES card payments in fresh banking gaffe

JohnG

Charge 'em

If your bank or building society screw up in a way that costs you money and you have to contact them to sort it out, write them a letter and charge them for it. One of my colleagues used to charge his bank 50 quid per letter... When the bank asked why it was so much higher than their equivalent charge, he pointed out that his time cost more than that of their bank clerks and that he had no automated systems to produce such letters - they paid all his invoices.

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IT departments are BRATTY TEENAGERS

JohnG

Re: I smell BS

"Our ability to come up with a sollution that may not fit standards and didn't follow procedure, but it got the job done in record time."

*solution

The procedures are there to protect you. If something goes wrong when procedures were followed, blame is laid with those who devised and/or approved the procedures. If you do something outside of the procedures, you can be sure to receive the blame if something goes wrong afterwards. If the shit hits the fan, you can bet that the people who encouraged you to bypass procedures to deliver something to them quickly will not remember any such encouragement.

People in IT (and other disciplines) often fail to understand the best or most elegant technical solutions are not necessarily the best business solutions and management may have information which they do not want to divulge to the outside world (yet).

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Girls tricked by STEAMY message: Webcam spyware student jailed

JohnG

"People still take computers in for repairs?"

Bear in mind that "repairs" could include repairing things like "My browser has disappeared" when the user accidentally moved the corresponding desktop icon into another folder or "I can only see my old emails" when the user clicked on the date/time column header to reorder the inbox.

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Apple wins EU-wide Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 ban

JohnG

Re: Headline: "Apple wins EU-wide Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 ban"

Does anyone know why a ruling made in a German court applies across the EU, while a ruling made in an English court does not?

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Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' beardy Bolt boast BANNED

JohnG

Re: "It's an expensive mistake for VM"

" Apart from the Virgin reps' time I can't see where the expenses are."

A big lunch for the ASA chaps?

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Siemens squashes Stuxnet-like bugs in SCADA kit

JohnG

Will the Iranians get the fixes?

IIRC, a Siemens spokesman said that they had not supplied Simatic and the associated kit to Iran - so, I wonder if the Iranians will get the fixes.

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Apple seeks whopping $2.525bn Samsung patent payout

JohnG

Re: bloody ridiculous...

"Apple invented a slick device which was the thinnest smartphone device when it came out. The big novelty was that it hardly had any buttons and that the few there were were hidden. The front was all black, had rounded corners, the keyboard was the touch screen, the screen was exceptionally big for a phone ... no other phone on the market at the time had all these features"

But all of these features existed in different devices pre-dating the iphone. HTC grew from first producing large screen smartphones for HP and subsequently, in their own right. They and other manufacturers also offered large screen phones without buttons on the front. Apple's skill (as always) was in combining many existing ideas in well-marketed package - but it is a disgrace that they now claim to have invented all these things.

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Re: "They did not invent."

"Yet there was really nothing like it around." ...from Apple.

I have two Siemens SIMpads gathering dust in my attic. These were sold in 2001, have 8.4 inch touch sensitive colour screens and black cases with rounded corners. Running WindowsCE, they had a web browser, email client, media player and could also be used to read documents, spreadsheets, etc.

Then there were the various UMPC devices from an assortment of manufacturers..... All of these preceded Apple's ipad by some years and none of the manufacturers involved considered their tablets to be novel enough to warrant design patents.

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Iranian nuke plants rocked in midnight 'heavy metal blast'

JohnG

Re: What's with the partizan posts?

For some years now, détente in the middle east has been based on Israel's "secret" nuclear weapons versus the "secret" chemical weapons of some Arab states and Iran. With the current unrest in Syria, Israel is now worried that some of Syria's chemical weapons could end up on the hands of almost anyone - so the irony is that Israel would likely prefer Assad's regime to stay in power.

The reason why Iran and North Korea get so much shit over their nuclear weapons programmes while India, Israel and Pakistan are left alone is because Iran and North Korea signed the NPT, while the other three never did. Iran and north Korea are under sanctions for breaching the terms of the NPT. India, Israel and Pakistan are not because they can't be punished under the terms of treaty which they did not sign.

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US deploys robot submarine armada against Iranian mines

JohnG

Re: So scared

"...whilst Iran needs to brush up on its human rights, it's not a belligerent country in this matter."

Iran is under sanctions because they are in breach of the NPT, which they freely chose to sign.

Iran signed the NPT so they could have access to nuclear technology from other NPT signatories (e.g. Russia) but have been and continue to be in breach of the treaty. Under the NPT, all NPT signatories (including USA , Russia, etc.) have to submit to inspections by the IAEA - Iran has not fully complied with such inspections. Signatories without nuclear weapons are not entitled to develop nuclear weapons but are entitled to obtain nuclear technologies for peaceful purposes. With their previously secret underground nuclear facilities now exposed, even the Russians now acknowledge that Iran is breach of the NPT.

India, Israel and Pakistan are not signatories of the NPT and are not entitled to obtain nuclear technologies from NPT members but they are not under any constraint as to their own development of nuclear weapons.

Although North Korea has withdrawn from the NPT, they are under sanctions because they were members of the NPT when they were found to be in breach of it.

Israel and others now expect Iran to have viable nuclear weapons in about 2 years. As other countries in the region feel threatened by Iran (it isn't all about Israel), some of them are likely to want to match Iran's capability, probably starting with Turkey and Saudi Arabia.

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Hams: We're good in a disaster – UK Radio Society boss

JohnG
Trollface

Breaker, breaker....

I always thought this CB radio stuff was a bit sad but its nice to know it has some use.....

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Disable Gadgets NOW says Redmond

JohnG

Re: Of course!

"That's the best way to install Xeyes and thus pretend I'm using (Linu)X!"

Xeyes is included in Cygwin/X

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British Gas bets you'll pay £150 for heating remote control

JohnG

Re: what? why?

My heating system (now 5 years old) has a seven day timer, along with Holiday and Party modes. I could also buy an add-on remote control unit, which would allow me to control the heating remotely, in the same way as British Gas are suggesting - it is hardly revolutionary.

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UK is first class for train Wi-Fi in Europe

JohnG

Work not possible without WiFi?

Whilst there are activities which require Internet connectivity (like email), reviewing documents, writing documents, changing project plans, creating drawings, coding, etc. are all things which can be done with a little forward planning and not internet connection.

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'Young people don't want to become like us', say IT pros

JohnG

IT was never cool

Take it from someone the wrong side of 50 - IT was never cool, even when it was called "Data Processing". IT is about as cool as accountancy : boring but the money is good. IT may have become even less cool with the effect of outsourcing and Intra Corporate Transfers on salaries.

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ISP CAN cut off pirates with 'three strike' rule, says Irish beak

JohnG

EU rights

In addition to the right to privacy in personal communications, there are also rights issues about collective punishment and self incrimination. If it would have been wrong to punish a group of policemen when they all refuse to say which one of them altered surveillance logs following the shooting of a Brazilian electrician, then punishing entire families for the actions of one of them would also be wrong. Then there is presumption of innocence, as opposed to be required to prove it and the right to a fair trial. I think these "3 strikes" laws in various EU countries are going to run into more trouble.

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Microsoft names Zeus ringleaders and notifies FBI

JohnG

Re: Double jeapardy

Double jeopardy says that you cannot be tried twice for the same crime and, whilst that may be true in the USA, UK legislation was changed under Tony Blair's government such that a person can be tried as many times as is necessary to get the correct verdict of "guilty".

In this case, these guys are serving time for their crimes in the UK, whereas the USA wants to punish them for their crimes in the USA, etc. Just because they may have used a single scam to commit crime in several countries, it doesn't mean that their crimes will all be considered as one.

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Mac-based Trojan targets Uyghur activists

JohnG

Re: a few questions

I thought it was pretty clear: the email has a zip file attached. The zip file contains a jpeg and an OSX app. Perhaps the jpeg file was included to provide a preview image in a file finder. I guess they expect the user to open the app file, ignoring any warnings from the OS.

Where did you see Windows tools used by the Kaspersky security researcher and, if he did, why would it matter?

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JohnG

Re: Seriously?

"You have to be a really silly user since OSX already warns that:"

"Windows has done that for years."

Even that wasn't enough so, for some years now, Windows email clients simply deny users any access to certain types of attachment, telling them that they should contact their system administrator if they wish to access the attachment concerned.

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Two weeks 'til the internet disappears, for 58 Fortune 500 companies

JohnG

Re: Infected Routers!

I guess the bit of DNSChanger that tries to change the DNS settings on a broadband router is unlikely to affect the Fortune 500 companies, although some of them may use broadband for guest Internet access.

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Apple wins US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Tab 10.1

JohnG

Re: Ouch!

I don't think it will hurt Samsung but Apple may feel some pain from the bullet in the foot. Banning anything is usually a good way to get people interested - especially teenagers.

"Look kids! The Tab 10.1 was so good, Apple had it banned - but we do have another one that's almost identical: the Tab 2 10.1. Get it before they ban it!"

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Rounded corners - prior art

Somewhere in my attic, I have a Siemens SIMpad that came to market in about 2001 - it has a touch sensitive screen and a black case with rounded corners.

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Australia sanguine on Assange-to-Ecuador, would fight US extradition

JohnG

Re: CIA @Don Jefe

"Show us what the WikiGeeks exposed"

Wikileaks released a database of US military reports from Afghanistan and Iraq. Some of the reports included things like the surnames of informants and the town or village in which they lived.

As regards the Wikileaks embassy reports, a quick thumb through will show cables labelled with various classifications, including some marked "Secret". That's why Bradley Manning is in so much trouble.

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Re: Has this really been thought through?

"The only viable way to get him out from the embassy would be to issue him his own Ecudorian diplomatic passport."

...and the UK would have to recognise his status as an Ecuadorian diplomat, which seems unlikely.

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Assange's Ecuador asylum bid has violated £200k UK bail, say cops

JohnG

Re: Don't understand... @DrXym

"The fear is that if he sets foot in Sweden that it is far easier to extradite him the US where potentially he could be looking a death sentence."

For starters, as signatories to the ECHR and as EU members bound by the CFR, both Sweden and the UK are strictly forbidden to extradite anyone to a country where they may be subject to the death penalty.

Secondly, the UK's extradition agreement with the USA is virtually identical to Sweden's extradition agreement with the USA. However, whilst Sweden is an unaligned neutral country, the UK is a NATO member and a close ally of the USA - the UK is far more likely to find a national security reason to act against Assange.

Thirdly, Sweden would still have to refer back to the UK if they were to consider extraditing Assange to the USA.

Given Ecuador's record on the treatment of journalists, Assange must be daft if he thinks he will be safer there than in Sweden.

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Re: So what happens if Assange is given asylum? @Tom 7

The people at the Libyan embassy all had been sent by Libya as diplomatic staff and their diplomatic status had been accepted by the UK. The Libyan government did not agree to waive or withdraw their diplomatic status after the killing of Yvonne Fletcher, so the UK had to allow them to leave. None of this applies for Assange - he is not a diplomat for any country and the UK isn't likely to accept him as such.

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Honour for Queen's IT manager

JohnG

Re: It's not like The Queen actually knows what IT is

" I was shocked when they allowed him to not only learn to fly, but actually partake in Helicopter operations"

I think that was a different prince - Andrew flew a helicopter for the Royal Navy during the Falklands conflict, not Charles.

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Girl Geek Dinner lady: The IT Crowd is putting schoolgirls off tech

JohnG

Apart from the obvious problem for teens (girls or boys) of being labelled as a nerd, perhaps the smarter ones have noticed statistics that show over 30% of graduates in IT related subjects are jobless. Graduates in medicine have much higher prospects for employment - a field in which women are well represented. Maybe the dinner ladies think that girls are too stupid to consider the probability of employment when selecting subjects and careers.

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Supreme Court dismisses Assange bid to reopen extradition case

JohnG

Beyond reasonable doubt

"Surely someone should only be extradited if it can be proven beyond reasonable doubt that they committed the crime?"

In order to prove beyond reasonable doubt that someone has committed a crime, then the entire case would have to be heard - in which case, you can proceed straight to sentencing. Extradition treaties vary but typically require that some evidence is presented which implicates the suspect, to demonstrate that they should be extradited to face trial. The European Arrest Warrant (under which Sweden sought Assange) requires little more than the declaration that someone is wanted in another EU member state.

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Re: A great incentive to live a crime-free life

When I served on a jury, I found that everyone took it very seriously. There was no rush to judgement but a discussion of all the facts and testimony available. If there was any bias, it was to acquit.

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PGP founder, Navy SEALs uncloak encrypted comms biz

JohnG

CALEA

Silent Circle would have to comply with any relevant US legislation, such as laws concerning lawful interception and key retrieval = so users would have to assume that the US authorities would be reading their emails..

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Microsoft 'mulled Nokia buyout, ran away screaming'

JohnG

Re: No, it wouldn't.

"Nokia didn't need Elop to mess up. The Finns have already demonstrated that they are highly incompetent in managing a complex enterprise"

Nokia has this year been pushed into second place (by Samsung) in terms of numbers of cellular handsets sold worldwide. Before Elop took over, Nokia had 36% of the global handset market - more than Samsung and LG together. Those Finns were so incompetent to have held the top slot for so long.

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Vint Cerf: 'COMMUNISTS want to seize the INTERNET'

JohnG

Re: Which evil you choose : More than just two choices

My impression is that the ITU has done a relatively good job of keeping politics out of telecommunications. I doubt that it would be possible to make telephone calls to and from countries on America's shit list if a US body had governance of those aspects of telecommunications.

When US politicians started talking of controlling the Internet for political and foreign policy ends, alarm bells rung in Moscow and Beijing. The snag is that there are not just two alternatives: another possibility is that some countries or even groups of countries may choose to go their way. China is not known for an open approach to the Internet and the Russian government has indicated that they may take steps to protect their part of the Internet from anything that they perceive to be external interference. It would be a pity if the Internet becomes segmented because some US politicians and corporations want to enforce their view on the rest of the world.

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Samsung Galaxy Tab 'a harmful drug', says Apple in ban bid fail

JohnG

Black rectangular case with rounded corners, touch screen.....

SIMpad from Siemens, circa 2001.

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Ten... bits of Jubilee tat tech

JohnG

Re: Here in Sonoma, CA ...

"... nobody gives a rat's ass about your tiny little monarchy."

It may have escaped your attention but The Register is a website from the UK. This means that it sometimes covers topics of interest/amusement to people in the UK and these are probably not as US-centric as you may be used to. However, nobody is forcing you to read El Reg. I'm sure a quick search would find some other websites discussing equally tacky products covered with stars and stripes, eagles and other stuff with which you could feel right at home.

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Wealthy Kensington & Chelsea residents reject BT fibre cabinets

JohnG

Re: Not all residents

If you don't Virgin Media, Hyperoptic have indicated that they are happy to fill any gap left by BT in RBKC. Hyperoptic are offering fibre with speeds up to 1G without any boxes in the street.

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Steve Jobs speaks from beyond grave: 'iPads are toys'

JohnG

Re: We look at the tablet and we think it's going to fail.

"What we have now are devices built from the ground up to be touch devices. Microsoft's approach was a thin veneer over full blown Windows and there was no multitouch or capacitive touch at the time"

I'll agree about the multitouch but you do seem to have overlooked WindowsCE, which has seen some considerable success, not least with GPS navigation devices.

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Assange loses appeal against extradition to Sweden

JohnG

Re: Allow me to preface....

"Turkey is a member of the EU and the EAW model."

Oh no they are not! The European Arrest Warrant applies (by treaty) in EU member states- Turkey is not a member of the EU and does not receive or issue EAWs. If what you said was true, the Duchess of York would already be in a jail in Turkey. having been tried there in absentia.

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