* Posts by scarshapedstar

322 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Apr 2010

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Apple: You thought Google dodged taxes? Get a load of THIS

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Today I learned

that swinge is a word.

Google tool lets you share data from BEYOND the GRAVE

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Happy

They already named it

Google Checkout.

Smartphone running 'Facebook OS' said to debut this week

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FAIL

So basically it has a homescreen widget that doesn't do Twitter. Also imports contacts from Facebook, an unheard-of feature.

Next.

BlackBerry CEO: iPhone past its prime

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Re: It's like the bike

If you made a version of Android that went straight to the app tray and didn't let you do anything else, it'd pretty much be iOS.

Earth bombarded by interplanetary SLIME MONSTERS

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This would be bar-none the greatest scientific achievement of all time... which is why it's so likely false.

Dear Facebook: I heard the news today, oh boy

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Coat

"Facebook has been tugging apart"

Which part, I wonder?

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Re: The laws of physics will be different in the encroaching bubble.

To your limited perception.

Superbowl blackout was a stuff-up, not Anonymous

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Joke

Sounds like another Obama administration cover-up. Benghazi 2.0!!!!111!1!111

Official: Fandroids are smarter/tighter* than iPhone fanbois

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Paris Hilton

Tighter indeed

Everyone knows sluts prefer iPhones.

Climate shocker: Carry on as we are until 2050, planet will be fine

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Re: No big deal

Considering that this article is one giant argument from lack of imagination...

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No big deal

After all, if your body temperature is 38.9 C, you feel just fine!

BEST reiterates ‘no solar forcing’ claim

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It's always been even sillier to believe that humans could possibly influence it, either. I mean, the Bible says it can't happen.

Engineers are cold and dead inside, research shows

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Re: Medical researcher finds that medical people are wonderful!

This is perhaps the most spectacularly ill-informed comment... ok, never mind, this the internet.

Nevertheless:

1) GPs are paid less than specialists.

2) Specialists do the same thing every week. That's why it's called a specialty.

3) Psychiatry is actually both well-paid and repetitive...

TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

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Rapistscan, we barely knew ye.

Fans of dead data 'liberator' Swartz press Obama to sack prosecutor

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Re: JSTOR needs to be

"free preprint servers for their research, copious free materials, lecture notes, etc., for everyone in the world to access?"

Maybe this would make sense if PloS didn't exist...

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Re: what I find bizzare

Technically, in a criminal case, the aggrieved party IS the state. That's why the cases have names like Massachusetts v. Swartz.

Biomass bummer: carbon mitigation could increase ozone

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Re: So too much ozone is bad....

Next they'll tell us that too much salt is bad for you and too little salt is also bad for you. I mean, both can't be true. It's science.

Wind, solar could provide 99.9% of ALL POWER by 2030

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I always gotta ask the naysayers... what's the plan? Well-meaning biologists rack their brains to come up with schemes like oil-producing algae, or alcohol-producing bacteria, and they're just like... pssh, that'll never work, but oil lasts forever!

Are they waiting for fusion to pan out, or what?

Google Maps becomes Apple's most popular app

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Who's throwing stones? Apple tossed a boulder when they KICKED GOOGLE MAPS OUT OF THEIR STORE, and it rolled right back downhill into their glass palace. "Killer app" is supposed to be figurative, not "the app that could conceivably leave you dead in the desert".

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Headmaster

Re: Long game

I think he meant Safari VERSUS Chrome.

New transistor tech could beat silicon and save Moore's Law

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Paris Hilton

"Should they succeed, however, there's still one hitch to overcome before chips based on the new material go mainstream; namely, that indium gallium arsenide – which is composed of the elements indium, gallium, and arsenic – is currently as much as 10 times as expensive as the equivalent amount of silicon. Those chips may be small, all right. But they'll cost you."

10 times as expensive as sand, eh?

Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

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Malum delenda est.

Badges for Commentards

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Ahem

Some of us unleash torrents of dross fo' free, thankyaverymuch.

Revealed: Google's manual for its unseen humans who rate the web

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Coat

post rated quality

moving on - elapsed time 2s

SECRET 28 'scientific experts' who Greened the BBC - Revealed!

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SCANDALOUS SCANDALOSITY

"as suspected, climate campaigners Greenpeace are present"

How is this legal? Hell, why wasn't a Predator drone dispatched immediately?

Uh-oh! Kim Dotcom is back with a brand new Megaupload site

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Re: Life is increasingly like

Ha, yeah, the Crypt came to mind instantly. Actually, Kim probably read the book, too.

LARGEST BELCH EVER SEEN devastates gassy GIANT Saturn

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Trollface

So you're saying the climate changed

And man wasn't responsible!

Checkmate, warmists.

US climate-change skeptics losing support

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Trollface

I drink Lewis Page's tearshake

I drink it up

US trounces UK in climate scepticism jibber-jabber

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Re: They are only less balanced

"None of the better known sceptics (e.g. John Christie, Roy Spencer, Anthony Watts, Steve McIntyre, the Pielskes, Jeff Condon, etc.) questions warming over the last 200 years."

I call Orwellian bullshit on this. Even the top-tier skeptics regularly argue simultaneously that:

A) There's been no climate change whatsoever since the Industrial Revolution

B) Even if there is, there's nothing we can do about it

C) Even if there is something we can do about it, we can't afford it

Obviously they're putting more emphasis on C nowadays, since nobody takes flat denialism (A) seriously anymore, but that doesn't mean you get to toss it down the memory hole.

Now Apple wants Samsung S III, Galaxy Notes off the shelves too

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Re: Apply this logic to cars

@soldinio

"Not quite right. Samsung Touch-Wiz is violating the design patents by looking like iOS, not stock android."

I dunno, when you look at Apple's complaints - 4x4 grid, squarish icons, tray at the bottom - they apply equally to stock Android. They're still baseless, mind you, because only grannies and promotional materials use such an uncustomized and widget-free setup...

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Re: Apply this logic to cars

"engineer their way around them like Google are"

Funny thing about that, Apple's suit was predicated upon Samsung using Google's OS, which steals patented innovative certainly-never-seen-before Apple features like "icons arranged in rows as opposed to a haphazard overlapping rabble".

Ubisoft: 'Vast majority of PC gamers are PIRATES'

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Re: Pft.

Who gives a fuck about a disc? Discs get lost and ruined. I can't even remember the time I opened up my DVD drive because optical discs are obsolete.

Your fetish is straight-up fucking dumb.

Meanwhile, since I don't try to cheat or some stupid shit (the real reason people bitch about Steam accounts) I could throw my computer off a bridge, buy a new one, and have my whole game collection restored in about a day. I know, I know, you're going to say that I could sit there popping in 200 DVDs instead. Have fun with that shit...

Curiosity success 'paves way for Man on Mars by 2030s'

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Big ups

Just heard a Reg correspondent ask something at this morning's post-landing presser to the effect of "there's some rockets lying around on mars now, innit?" and it made my day.

Curiosity landing live from NASA's JPL: How the drama unfolded

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Woo

'Bout time something good happened in these United States. Well, or on Mars. You know what I mean.

Climate change behind extreme weather, says NASA

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No other explanation, eh?

Well what about sunspots? Yeah, that's the ticket, also drinking makes you feel hotter and people drink more during a recession, so constroversy and stuff.

(hey, Lewis, want me to deposit your Heartland Institute check while I'm at the bank tomorrow?)

Apple demands Samsung flogged for 'unethical' court doc leak

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Wtf

As far as I can tell, Apple could have argued that the F700 was actually an Apple design stolen from Steve Jobs's sock drawer, and Samsung would be barred from arguing otherwise...

Beak explodes at Samsung's evidence leak in Apple patent spat

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Apple Logic

Cars before Steve Jobs was born: Model T

Cars after Steve Jobs was born: Tesla Roadster

Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Forget 'climate convert' Muller: Here's the real warming blockbuster

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Erm

So you're telling me that every single weather station in every state in the US is miscalibrated? Because if you look at the map of heat records set this summer, it's pretty much every single county. Also, worst corn crop since the Dust Bowl, but that must be because they're growing it on asphalt. Silly farmers...

Global warming: It's GOOD for the environment

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WTF?

Fear of a weedy planet

Until we figure out a way to eat grass and brambles, this isn't terribly h helpful.. I'm not aware of anyone saying that 'plants' would all die, just the ones we currently eat.

ITC denies Apple an emergency ban on ALL HTC PHONES

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Re: Before diving head first, check there is water in the pool

Patenting regex 'on a mobile device' is a joke.

I had a high school comp sci homework assignment to write a program that picked out phone numbers from text.

High school.

Apple wins US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Tab 10.1

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Re: Tab2 @toadwarrior

Wow, what a fraud. Why did they pull up the app tray on the Galaxy Tab? It is kinda fitting, since iOS is nothing more than a glorified app tray, but it's hardly fair or honest.

US East, West Coasts face fast-rising sea levels

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Paging Lewis

I can't wait to see his indignant 'debunking'.

NuStar spreads its arms out wide

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Damn

10 meters in 26 minutes is roughly a quarter of an inch per second of erection velocity...

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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I'll invent those words

"Bring back Lewis Page!"

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Holmes

"a full year after Inman wrote a blog post claiming FunnyJunk stole his and other sites' material"

'Claiming'?

CERN confirms neutrinos don't break light speed

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Re: Try that with mythology (aka Religion)

"it should be plainly apparent to all but the most ignorant, that the real questions with which religion deals are moral and existential, and that the issues which agitate human society and civilization are moral and existential, and have little to do with science, and in which science is powerless."

Leaving aside the fact that science is hardly 'powerless' to address the origins of human morality (hint: it existed long before people wrote down Sky Fairy Tales on magic tablets), are you aware that over 50% of Americans now reject the theory of evolution solely on the basis of religion?

Sorry to be so smug as to point that out.

Samsung 'to launch Galaxy S III in US', snubs Apple's ban bid

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Pint

Re: Apparently the iPhone 5 has "cleaner UI" and "auto-updating apps"

I hear that Siri is also about to retroinnovate™ straightforward voice commands that are actually useful, e.g. "navigate to 2200 Main Street".

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