* Posts by Random_Walk

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Microsoft update secretly fixed two 'severe' bugs

Random_Walk
Alert

So the big (unasked) question is...

How many more friggin' updates have had critical patches slipstreamed in without notice?

Mentioning Exchange... Exchange itself (the service, not the server it sits on) is a special creature, one which makes an admin always stop and weigh options before patching. The reason why is that (downtime aside) in at least Exchange 2007's case, you either patch all Exchange boxen at the same time (and update ISA if you're using 2006 or earlier), or your OWA service gets rendered inoperative until you do.

I'd like to think that this was more a case of incompetence than an attempt to fudge the vuln numbers... but with this gaggle of clowns it's damned hard not to think the worst.

iPhone code ban facing antitrust inquiry?

Random_Walk
Go

You could, but...

...considering that coding in anything else is quite likely to not work so hot (at least not without a ton of shims, home-built call emulations, or outright hacks)? Probably.

That's why the maker says they'll only support certain languages in the first place... they already know it'll get messy in a hurry if you use something else.

This in turn could easily mean a bad customer experience, which reflects more on them (and the carrier) than on you, even if world+dog knew that your app was coded in Ada and using a homemade runtime environment lashed together in .NET just to run it. (or pick yer own improbable-but-somehow-possible combination).

Mind that on a 'real' computer this is not really a big deal, since you can almost always make it up in CPU cycles, runtime environments, and/or extra RAM demands, and if all else fails, Moore's Law can (eventually) save you. Mobile phones OTOH work a bit different - mainly because you don't have a lot of room to play in. CPU, RAM, storage... you simply don't get much of those (yes, a mobile phone can store, oh hell, a multi-gigabyte app if you want it to, but your actual executable bits can only be so big before you run out of space - see also Android's app storage limits, and the fact that your app has to share that same space with everyone else's apps).

To top that off, the desktop (and especially server) user already knows and expects that apps will take a bit of time to warm up and get ready... mobile phone users OTOH want their app up, running and ready before their finger even relaxes pressure on the touchscreen.

Long story short, if you use anything other than the officially supported/blessed? You either get extremely lucky and it works, or you end up with something that is bloated beyond belief and will make life hard on the user, maker, carrier, and (eventually) you. Either way, there's a good chance that it will likely break come the next OS update/refresh anyway.

Random_Walk

So, err...

You can only write apps for Blackberries and (IIRC) Palm Pre's in Java. I somehow don't see RIM or Pa^H^H err, HP being on the docket.

Microsoft: 'Prepare for 15 billion more clients'

Random_Walk

But, I already manage embedded devices...

...and they all run Linux.

Jobsian Vendetta - Flash stabbed by Mac the Knife

Random_Walk

One serious question:

re: "... Most apps in the app store don't make very much money..."

So, if one doesn't make much money in the Apple App store, how much can one reasonably expect to make in other, far less unified mobile app stores? Do you just hope to make up in individual sales what you'll obviously lose in margin, or...?

Random_Walk
Terminator

err, wait -

" Have have yet to see any half descent article in defence of the Flash player - other than it's popularity for ads. "

I've seen other reasons for defending it as well. They usually boil down to Farmville, pr0n, and some variation of a thinly-disguised "...but I don' wanna learn ANOTHER skillset!"

Researchers spy on BitTorrent users in real-time

Random_Walk
Pirate

I doubt it...

...unless you're the type to look askance on the term "public proxy", that is.

That said, I think I know now where that 30% miss rate of their came from.

Microsoft's Courier tablet dies before it lives

Random_Walk

Actually...

The whole courier thing is likely just the latest in a long string of vaporware ideas floated to help distract from some competitor product.

Notice that if Microsoft had continued the charade (IMHO that's what it pretty much was), then it would start to suck the oxygen away from OEM devices that do run Windows (HP Slate, etc). Originally, I suspect it was designed to dampen enthusiasm for any tablet product (touchscreen or not) that didn't run Windows... a sort of catch-all thing.

So when TFA said "Perhaps - just perhaps - the Courier project was eliminated because its raison d'être had run its course", I agree - but my thinking is that its raison d'être was to distract, with maybe some bonus research that they may or may not put to use later.

Steve Jobs issues open letter on Flash

Random_Walk
Joke

Not so sure you want that...

Nexus: shows website bogged down with flash ads, pop-overs, pop-unders, etc

iPhone: shows the same site w/o ads, LSO's, "take this survey now!" pop-overs, those irritating-as-frig double-line fake-links, etc.

Random_Walk
Pint

Nothing to be alarmed about...

The other three horsemen of the Apocalypse should be along shortly. :)

Microsoft's Linux patent bingo hits Google's Android

Random_Walk
Thumb Down

Let the shakedown begin?

*sigh*... if only there were a corporation that were not only bold enough, but big enough to tell Microsoft to name their claims or bugger off.

San Francisco's rogue BOFH is guilty

Random_Walk

Damn...

I wonder what would have happened if he responded with: "sorry, I forgot what the password was {insert some BS excuse for forgetting it here}..." or similar. Or, he could have just said "Go away - I don't work for you anymore".

If the entity asking were a private employer, the worst they can do is sue. Apparently, if it's a local government, they can jail your ass.

I'm thinking that Childs probably pushed it a bit too far, though. You simply do not tease a government entity, especially a local one. They tend to get way too vindictive about things...

Steve Jobs snuffs App-Store-for-Mac rumor

Random_Walk
Coat

Depends...

On the Linux front: Ubuntu has something similar (though with free-as-in-beer binaries), where you can click and get. You can do the same in Fedora Core and RHEL by typing "sudo yum -y install {whatever you want/need}*" Other distros have similar bits.

Microsoft does have "Games Explorer" in Windows 7, where you get taken to the web and dropped off in a small marketplace to buy/download games and such. You can also buy upgrades to pricier versions of Windows (e.g. Pro -> Ultimate and the like) from some versions of Windows 7.

On the OSX front, most long-time users (disclosure - including me) just go to versiontracker.com and do our looking around there for free and paid-for (via demo) stuff.

Apple could make a killing off of putting up an App Store for Macs, but minus the walled garden approach... problem is, the tech 'press' doesn't seem interested in exploring this angle (not as dramatic, etc).

Mine's the one with pockets chock-full of burned CDs and DVDs...

* Dunno if Fedora or RHEL has a GUI utility for YUM, since I rarely run it with X turned on.

Random_Walk
IT Angle

Question:

Are either of you two counting splits?

Swiss police thwart 'eco-anarcho terror' attack on IBM

Random_Walk
Alien

They likely have that covered

Ends, Means, Justification, plenty of rot like that tends to pop up when facts get in the way of ideology.

Nokia asks ever so nicely for return of missing prototype

Random_Walk

Err, about that polite response...

If the blogger were not in Russia, but instead lived in (and posted the blog from) Scandinavia, would Nokia's response have retained its politeness?

I'm thinking that without the obstacles of jurisdiction and international relations, Nokia would have likely been far less polite than they are obviously forced to be.

Microsoft's 'record' quarter can't match Apple

Random_Walk
Gates Horns

Yes, no, and maybe.

On one hand, I agree that yes, bits of Microsoft are reaching out to open standards, interoperability, etc... but only because in those areas, they don't have a frickin' choice.

Microsoft is being all friendly with open web standards now, because they've seen Internet Explorer's market share drop like a rock (in spite of dominance), with little indication of slowing down the free-fall. They've been watching more and more users install Firefox, Chrome, (and yes, even) Opera, etc. Even Safari has a substantial bit now. They're watching an increasing mobile market that has no use for IE-specific rigging at all. Now contrast all this with 2002, where IE was pretty much the only browser left standing, with something like 96-98% of the market. Now they're down to just under 60%, and again, still dropping.

Now contrast this with their antics in the Office realm, where they still own the market. The whole ODF drama (among similar) is a solid indication of Microsoft at its best shade of evil. They can afford to be evil here because... well, what exactly are you going to do about it? Sell your privacy and soul to Google Docs? Try and scrape by on OpenOffice? Puh-leeze. They know you're stuck with MS Office, and so do you. To that end, they've been leveraging the unholy crap out of it - expanding Exchange, latching on dependencies with SharePoint and OCS... and you'll find damned little reaching-out to the open source / open standards realm (unless they absolutely have to, as the presence of the half-compliant ODF plugin for MS Office has evidenced).

Long story short - unless it is obviously threatening their dominance in a given area, or they never had dominance, they'll stick to type.

Sun-Oracle, oh yes I can agree with you on. If there is one person capable on this Earth of being a greater C*nt than Steve Ballmer, it's Larry Ellison. 'nuff said about that, methinks.

On the Linux side, though - there's far too many companies (in a general sense) betting their futures on the thing - IBM, RedHat, even Cisco nowadays (guess what IOS is getting replaced with if the new Nexus and Mars product lines are any indication?) And that's just a top-of the head list...

Adobe clutches chance to bury Steve Jobs 'hog' insult

Random_Walk
Headmaster

Actually, yep.

You're looking at GIMP, but ignoring the pile of commercial apps already out there.

Also, Adobe couldn't simply pull P-Shop off the market for OSX and leave a vacuum... it would take at least another version, which in turn takes years. This is time that, say, a company with $40bn USD in the bank could use to build up a viable alternative, or simply buy an existing alternative and bolster it up.

Random_Walk
FAIL

Sure they can...

...and promptly lose a huge chunk of their income, then at the same time open the market to any competitor (including Apple) who wants a foot in the graphics market door.

I doubt that even Adobe is crazy enough to try that one.

The user view of IT delivery

Random_Walk
WTF?

Okay, but...

...what of the department heads who do their level worst to cover their own shortfalls by (wrongfully) blaming IT as the source of their failings? What of the massive arse-clench that occurs right after you realize that a universally agreed-upon solution is all quoted-up, but the budget for it had been cut due to a c*ck-up in finance?

But okay, let's talk users. What of user expectations that defy belief and common sense, to the point where you can hear a distinct rumble emanating from Isaac Newton's casket? What of users who cannot for the life of them tell the difference between a CRT and LCD monitor, but insists that it's all IT's fault for their getting infected by a trojan they got off a USB-stick-loaded app (<- true story there).

Oh, I got one for you - what of execs who routinely defy IT policy (e.g. load up their laptops on pr0n and such to the point of routine virus infection), but you can't do bugger-all about it thanks to company politics?

I guess the point I'm getting at is - if you want to talk about a facet of IT, how about tackling the big and ugly stuff we get to deal with, not just stretching 'lurve the user' into a dissertation?

Dell preps Windows Phone 7 portrait slider

Random_Walk

Will believe it when I see it

No, I don't think it's vaporware, but sometimes Dell just muffs the delivery, and the results are pretty messy.

I still remember the horror that was the Dell DJ (my ex-wife had one). Actually using that thing was a bit of a screamer, and getting songs onto it made iTunes look perfectly intuitive by comparison. It got donated to a younger in-law's kid as a present, I think.

The tablet may provide something better, but I'm not really a tablet kind of guy anyway - will leave that to the fanboys (of either camp) to argue over. *shrug*.

(and to be fair, they did sell big-screen LCD televisions quite well back in the day...)

Adobe gives up on the iPhone

Random_Walk
Alien

Indeed...

Cue scene in Adobe HQ boardroom:

CxO #1: "Hey guys! I have this awesome way to get back at Apple - let's cut off CS and make Apple beg for mercy!"

CxO #2: "Err, that would cut off about 25% or so of our income, plus it opens a gargantuan hole for competitors to create a market in. Even Apple could build something."

CxO #1: "Umm, err, umm..." (taps into email: "Dear Flash evangelists: please relay to the world that Steve Jobs is a poopyhead! Kindly put in the usual disclaimers about it not being our official position, etc.") There - problem solved!

Nokia: digital SLRs are doomed

Random_Walk
Headmaster

Yup

He's not out of touch with reality... insofar as Nokia is concerned (note that the model you linked to is a Samsung... ;) ).

iPhone and Mac boost Apple by 94%

Random_Walk

Almost even with Microsoft on market cap

...and only 1/10th the size, market-share-wise.

Damn. Love or hate the CEO/fanboys/cult/whatever, I don;t think anyone can argue that owning AAPL stock is a particularly bad idea right about now...

Obama 'deep space' Mars plans in Boeing booster bitchslap

Random_Walk

Minor nitpicks:

1) VASIMR runs off of electromagnetics and plasma, not nukes (though it could use nuclear power to run it all, I suppose).

2) What you're looking for is likely NERVA, and most recently Prometheus (begun in 2003).

/pedant flag off. 'tis safe now. :)

Random_Walk
Pirate

Yes, and well, no.

Around 500 years back, we stumbled across this vast place which, to most intelligentsia, only offered exotic diseases, hostile natives, starvation, slow communications*, cold, prisoners and societal rejects for neighbors, and no real safe place to be outside fortified walls. Oh, and it took a metric sh!tload of work just to get the basics (food, water, shelter) taken care of. Yet somehow the Western Hemisphere got colonized in spite of that. Took about 350-400 years to get the job (mostly) done, but it got done anyway.

* way slower than radio contact could ever get. We're talking messages taking months at a go here, with no guarantee of even making it during certain stormy times of year.

For most folks, yeah - it is a crap prospect. Most of the middle and upper class folk in Europe thought the same way about the Americas back in the 16th century (and many of their descendants still do). After all, why give up something cozy when you don't have to?

OTOH, for those willing to put the work into it, the possibilities and potential are boundless.

(Pirate flag, because there was a lot of that going on too, back in the day).

Random_Walk

Perhaps not at this moment, but...

At this time, yeah - Mars isn't so realistic. OTOH, give about 50 years and a concerted effort at it, then Mars could be rather doable as a permanent colony of sorts.

That said, the biggest prize isn't to get people living on Mars, but to make getting off Earth cheap enough so that people can live almost anywhere (Mars, the Moon, or use the Moon to generate building material for orbiting space colonies, etc).

Short-term, this is no solution at all, but long-term, it can be eventually rigged (say, a century or so away) so that the majority of population growth is happening somewhere that isn't Earth.

Problem is, you have to start small, then keep at it. Don't just put some footprints on the place then crawl back home - make it so that footprints are as common there as they are here.

Oracle charges $90 for Sun's free ODF plug-in

Random_Walk
Grenade

So for once Microsoft has 'em beat?

Last I checked, Microsoft actually does offer a free plugin to MS Office (2003, 2007, and probably 2010) that reads and saves files to ODF.

Creepy, that...

Pinhead Mac Trojan sticks it to fanbois

Random_Walk
Welcome

Que?

You're right, though I suspect that it would be the same smug grin amongst *nix users that happens whenever someone (not necessarily you, but someone) cries "A-ha! See!? Macs Get infected too!", ...then points to a convoluted trojan which requires an inordinate amount of user stupidity to actually work.

(Mind you, I'm typing this from a Win7 box, with half a dozen PuTTY SSH sessions open to various Linux and FreeBSD servers, and not a single Mac in sight...)

Personally, I'd wait to call it parity until we start seeing drive-by attacks happen on OSX, Linux, or etc.

Obama: We're off to Mars

Random_Walk

Yes and No.

The Asteroid Belt is indeed beyond Mars, but there are plenty of asteroids that pass closer to Earth than Mars ever does. IIRC, many of these are large enough to land something (maybe even people) on.

The only thing I wonder about is that asteroids (even ones big enough to land on) typically have ultra-low gravity, enough that an astronaut could literally jump himself into orbit around it.

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