* Posts by jellypappa

40 posts • joined 9 Apr 2010

Siri, did we just take a hit in that voice-recog patent fight?

jellypappa
Pirate

apple caught with their fingers in the patent jar

1 apple do not steal patents or ideas

2 apple do not steal patents or ideas

3 what the fuck, apple DO steal patents and ideas

Brit celebs' homes VANISH from Google's Street View

jellypappa
Pirate

Re: me thinks its time for a jolly jap

eeerrr sorry for the typo, should have been " jape "

jellypappa
Pirate

me thinks its time for a jolly jap

lets all ask google to blur our houses as well,

ISPs haul GCHQ into COURT over dragnet interwebs snooping

jellypappa
Pirate

all of GCHQ's work is carried out in accordance

with a strict legal and policy framework which ensures that our activities are authorised. so its the laws that need changing, which were set up by paranoid politicos, who as always have only their interest at heart.

BlackBerry's Passport will be the WEIRDEST mobe of 2014

jellypappa

history does have lessons for us

BB excecs should look at SAAB and why they went under, they would not change what they designed because they knew best, where are they now, a history that all businesses execs should read.

Has Google gone too far? Indie labels say it's crunch time for The New Economy

jellypappa

wow what a surprise! the big internet players are doing excatly what the big supermakets do on the high street, namely screw the supplier and appear to be giving the customer a good deal, how many producers have sunk without trace because of the ' we will pay what we think is fair,' policy of supermakets, now its happening on the net, everybody forgets that retailers can only survive if they have products to sell, but producers can and should establish their own retail outlets, but it takes the will to stick together and say f....k you to the big boys.

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

jellypappa
Pirate

does it swallow?

Zuckerchan toss another $120 MEEELLION to schools in charity push

jellypappa
Pirate

just sent the zookerberk a email asking for ' just £2 a month '

The iPhone of the future will know you BY YOUR EARS

jellypappa
Pirate

apple patents!

crafty, sneaky thats apple, a lot of the patents they have and continue to apply for will never see the light of day, apple just wants to prevent anyone else from patenting a idea, or the full weight of their ' we gonna take you for shed loads of cash legal team ' will be set on them, hypocrites that they are, they are the worst offenders at stealing other people ideas.

even the roman empire collapsed, so too will apple.

Google tells indie labels to take its YouTube deal or face OBLIVION

jellypappa
Pirate

it would be nice if the indie labels got together and launched their own version of " youtube"

then they can show their stuff exclusively, and generate income from ads.

NOT APPY: Black cab drivers enraged by Hailo as taxi tech wars rage on

jellypappa
Pirate

sounds like the same old shit that the motor dealers are dishing out in the US, against Tesla,

" we dont want anyone else having a portion of our pie, we want it all"

Anti-theft mobe KILL SWITCH edges closer to reality in California

jellypappa
Pirate

"Nothing less will solve the problem

hey ho! its back to slate and chalk for me.

Live coverage: Blood Moon looms large for North, South America

jellypappa
Pirate

me thinks dirty tricks are a foot

at last something we can all get for free without the fear that the greedy burgers at APPLE won't be trying to get a chunk of wonga by slapping a writ on it.

Big Content goes after Kim Dotcom

jellypappa
Pirate

Re: The truth

interesting video, seems like the only way us plebs can take control, is to stop giving them our money for their products/services, we all stop going to the cinema, stop renting or buying DVD's only download and use freeware. our wallets/credit cards will be our weapons of choice, by choking off there access to our money.

jellypappa
Pirate

Most movies are flops and fail to recoup

so most movies flop because of freetards, not because they are crap movies and no one pays good money to watch them.

having been involved in the movie busuness for many years, one of the main reasons movies fail to recoup is the high salaries paid to actors, think of the money pot as a upside down pyramid, the stars get the biggest wedge, often at the cost of the many talented people who work hard long hours on a production.

I QUIT: Mozilla's anti-gay-marriage Brendan Eich leaps out of door

jellypappa
Pirate

Animals

another victory for the gay fascists, who threaten, humilate, and use any tactic they think is legitimate against anyone who doesn't agree with them, i dont care who or what they have sexual relations with, i and many others are sick and fed up with their bullying. disagreeing with any point of view is a personal choice, or has it become compulsory that we must all be in agreement now, we should all be proud and not be made to hide away because we dont agree with what's currently fashionable for PC gestapo.

MPs attack BT's 'monopolistic' grip on gov-subsidised £1.2bn rural broadband rollout

jellypappa
Alien

BT inherited it's infrastructure

the infrastructure was allways BT's just under their old business name.

Tony Benn, daddy of Brit IT biz ICL and pro-tech politician, dies at 88

jellypappa

jack ashley, posibly the most honest and decent politician we had.

jellypappa

Re: courage of convictions

you must one of those people who thinks the only things that are right, are those that match your opinions.

jellypappa

i agree with you 100% if only more people stood by their convictions.

Cellular desperation in France drives not one, but two SFR offers

jellypappa

Re: viva free

where my house is, there is only Free or France telecom ( not much choice when you live in the middle of nowhere) we were one of the last places in France to get broadband, never had the same problems as you with Free, i would like to know why Orange doesnt offer the same service and phone deals in UK?

jellypappa

viva free

when in France i use free as my internet provider, for 36€ a month i get excellent broadband service combined with FREE calls to 27 countries 24/7, can't wait for them to enter the uk broadband market.

jellypappa
Thumb Up

viva free

when in France i use free as my internet provider, for 36€ a month i get excellent broadband service combined with FREE calls to 27 countries 24/7, can't wait for them to enter the uk broadband market.

Fee fie Firefox: Mozilla's lawyers probe Dell over browser install charge

jellypappa

Mozillidiots

on a serious note, has anyone noticed the sudden absence of nipples on tv,

LinkedIn fires back against 'hack-and-spam' US class-action sue bomb

jellypappa

Re: morons @jellypapa

ha ha you lot make me larf, instead of acting against those that violate your privacy, you all jump up and down waving your undie panties about a fphew sellin and kfammar misteaks...

jellypappa

morons

if your stupid and gullable enough to give any social site your real details and your contacts then you deserve everything they throw at you. you know that all these sites want is lists of like minded twats so they can get bigger and then sell the whole thing off for lots of wonga.

Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass staffer

jellypappa

who's shagging who?

does anyone really care?

Zuckerberg: I want the WHOLE WORLD in my hands

jellypappa
FAIL

i love facebook.......not

i have a face book account, i use a fictious name with a made up bullshit profile, i just use it to keep in touch with family who are far away... OH yes i also use ad blockers for facebook & google, my screen is un cluttered by ad crap.

Samsung faces Brazilian rap: Factory bods work '15hrs without break'

jellypappa

its not just brazil

shock horror some works for 15 hours without a break, in samsung factory,

all you who,are offended by this, should look at the uk care industry,

a lot of people on minimum wage are working 3/4 days on 15 hour shifts often they are not allowed tea/rest breaks. how do i know? my 42 year old daughter worked in a care home for disturbed children, until I got her a decent non slave labour job.

USA reverses iPhone, iPad sales ban

jellypappa

did anyone really expect anything different

an apple a day keeps the samsung away..

Royston cops' ANPR 'ring of steel' BREAKS LAW, snarls watchdog

jellypappa
Mushroom

Re: I always wondered...

(thinks) why not get lots of people tostrap a number plate on their back, then run in and out of royston,

jellypappa
Holmes

not everyone is equal

the only place that is free from any form of survaliance is madam j'aime rugueux in mayfair which a favorite haunt of certain MP's...... obviously for security reasons.

Worldwide tax crackdown planned against tech globocorps

jellypappa
Holmes

the tax man cometh.

why all the fuss, there is a simple solution very easy to enforce, tax is payable on income in whichever country profit is made, regardless of where the business/individual is registered.... simple

How con men snatched £100,000+ in iPads and other kit from IT disties

jellypappa

good cons just come back under a new name

So whats new? this con has been going on for decades, back in the day these fraudsters were known as

" long firms" they set up a bogus business and are in it for the long haul. msny a london gang ran these

" long firms" netting themselves a fortune from company's too greedy for profit to do proper checks...

US, UK watchdogs file legal moves to curb government surveillance

jellypappa

Re: It's all about control

we the twats who voted these criminals to power can beat them, by causing mass confusion to their spying,

we can all send emails to goverment depts full of the key words they snoop for,

we can send to same depts emails full of nonsence random words

we can send emails to our contacts with a zipped password protected attachement containg our message

we can pass information by word of mouth,

lets all get together and fuck them up...

PC makers REALLY need Windows 8.1 to walk on water - but guess what?

jellypappa
Thumb Down

windows h8te

installed windows 8 on my mega beast of a pc with 2 x 22" touch screens, it is total pants, uninstalled and went back to 7 after a few months thought i would give it a 2nd go, i was right the first time, so back to 7 took dvd and smashed so i can never be tempted to put that rubbish on any of my machines, ( 5)

windows 98 is actually better to work with than 8.

Senators chime in on employers’ Facebook snooping

jellypappa

dont be a sheep!

Some people are so gullable, TELL your interviewer that " I don't have a Facebook/Twitter account.

and if you do have one make sure its not in your name, use a Psudo name like " mucky duck"

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

jellypappa
Thumb Down

TITANIC

absolutely the crappiest film, combined with worse song ever written

makes for a horrific cimematic expierence.

Bloke threatens BT with giant plywood cheque

jellypappa

oversize cheques

well done, I paid a disputed parking fine on a paving stone

it was reported on the front page of our local newspaper

needles to say the council threatened me with legal action for non payment

so i told them any further payments would be made on a cast Iron bath

eventually they gave in,

more power to the people.....

PS, when they missed out my dustbins, i wrapped the rubbish in gift wrapping

and delivered it by hand to the chief clerk at the town hall.....

never missed collection again.

jellypappa

errr not legal, part 2

first ask " do you accept payment by cheque?"

that then makes any thing you give them legal

Biting the hand that feeds IT © 1998–2019