Posts by Locky

I believe they are known as "NHS Divert" within the industry

Re: Is suicide illegal in the USA

I never really got this as a concept.

Surely it should be that attempted suicide is illegal

"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes." -- Terry Pratchett

I think you'll find what you actually want is evolution, but that wasn't on the ballet paper

Re: Francisco Partners has been done...

Quest tools are still the go-to tools for AD migration in my book, I hope that these keep on being updated, or someone else fills the gap

Re: No White Flag

Indeed, she's No Angel

Re: Blaming Oracle? Database is only as available as the platform its running on

You never blame the database first.

Blame goes "It's the Network", then "It's the Storage", then "It's Virtualisation", and fianlly, if there's really enough push from on high "It's the sh**y code running the database"

It's infrastructures fauilt, it has always been the way....

Well you say that

I once found my boradband had completly stopped working, no adsl signal on the line at all. After numerious calls to their hell desk, messing about with the master socket and pleading with it to be escollated, I finally got through to somone who would tell me the problem.

"You're too far from the exchange" was the problem

I'd been using this supplier for over 2 years with no connection issues. Clearly my house had jumped down the hill overnight

Re: Darwin award??

Not all bike headphones are equal....

Re: Pity the Villa fans

Do you think they will have to pay for every seat in the stadium, as it is possbile for them to sit in any one of them?

Re: first rule of email admin

O'Really?

Re: Prior Art IP

I don't think the quality of the video is the problem here....

Re: "Absolutely no one can make sense of the United States' infatuation with firearms."

When it comes to guns, I think the late Bill Hicks encapsulated the entire issue:-

"In the USA, where we love guns, there were 23000 deaths from Guns last year.

In the UK, where nobody has guns, there were fffffffffourteen. 14.

Now let me run through those numbers again, because they're a little baffling at first glance

In the USA, where we love guns, 23000. In the UK, where NOBODY has guns, 14.

BUT there's NO connection (and you'd be a fool & a communist to think that there is) between having a gun then killing someone, and NOT having a gun and NOT killing anyone with it.

Re: Noooo...!

RSS Sailors Ship Faced?

Re: Sounds like a W10 upgrade...

The result is the same

Re: Where can I get a good dumb TV?

Or just don't connect it to your wifi?

Re: Wuh-Hoooo!

Have you not got loads of those boot camp park schemes near you?

I propose....

...intercity pothole training, the new keep fit fad

/runs off to patent the idea

Re: Permutation Datacentre: Very Virtual Servers on Other People's Hardware

You mean yours isn't?