Re: Always used to be buckminsterfullerene
That pun was soba-d
388 posts • joined 7 Apr 2010
That pun was soba-d
Couldn't they just knock the costs off their tax bill?
I'd tell you a UDP joke but I'm not sure you'd get it
To make Peterborough look attractive
Previous efforts have only been made by makers of rear view mirrors
Who would have thought they would be struggling to recruit competent techies when they use such stella adverts as this to promote them;
"is to play up its trustworthiness credentials"
I'm sorry, have I been redirected to The Onion?
plead ignorance or successfully blame the previous COO
What about ask Jeeves? How quick we forget
285? No member of the Corp should report for duty in a ginger toupee?
How would that help
"DWSD can focus business strategies and priorities toward their number one priority – their customers."
I'm pretty sure most customers want their priorities to go away from them, not towards them
Duff duff duff duff da da duff
The smart ones don't need tax breaks. They just transfer the money every few hours
As long as the sun doesn't set on the balance, you don't pay the tax
The software on my Fiat is so diabolical even I can't connect. The chance of someone else being able to is minimal
Too many CIO's have their snouts in the Trough of Disillusionment I fear.
Most of these projects have been sent to the Abattoir of Ambiguity to be turned into the Bacon of BOFH
Getting done over by a disgruntled employee - regrettable by difficult to avoid
Infiltrated by a state sponsored cell - Fair enough
Hacked by a 16 year old script kiddie for lolz - FAIL
The important thing here is to quickly register a cool name and image for the media to jump on.
They already have L1FT, so I propose https://ibb.co/ebfPi9
My money's on Peggy. She always knew too much
How about coffee?
Keanu Reeves will undoubtedly find this news most excellent
Don't fear the Reaper
"Also when plugging in an iPhone, it power cycles the USB every 2 seconds"
That is a fully supported feature. Have you tried a Windows Phone?
Changing the "Ready" message to "Out of cheese"
A turnkey, hyperconverged, all-flash box
I'm guessing it's admined by Oz the Great and Powerful
A fine town in Cleckhuddersfax
And who among us has never used expertsexchange?
I used to dream of 16MB...
All we had was himem.sys and a cardboard box in the middle of the motoway
I was thinking Wickr Man, and you are Edward Woodward in this scenario
He turned into an annoying paperclip
Drugs are bad, mkay
To be fair, he's done worse...
Dead amaze and totes emosh
When the Big Boss came up from the smoke to the frozen northern outpost we ordered in a fish lunch and went to the local for the pub quiz
He liked the cut of our jib
I see you're having a heart attack. Would like some help with that?
Will the give out the source code for Elite?
She seems to approve of sleeping with fish and having bears live in your house. A beer seems safer than those
Put it all in the cloud they said.
It'll be resilient they said.
Thanks El Reg, it's these insightful editorial nuggest of information that keep us all coming back for more
I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat salad....
Isn't this a combination of Die Hard 2 and Speed 2?
Someone call Willis and Bullock to sort it out
Don't be ridiculous.
They put them in storage, and charged back with an inflated admin cost
I bring you the F Bee I
I have an awesome 6 pack, but I've lost the little plastic thing that holds them all together
** Squares of ground my go up as well as down
Completly missed that, there was me thinking I was being all satirical and everything...
It seems I’m now giving advice on Virtual Desktops. But a trip to Sydney though….
Will that be run by Judge Anderson?
Noooooo. You can't
How will I know what Tracey-on-reception's dog picked up on it's walk now?
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