* Posts by tin 2

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Cisco HAUNTED by $655m memory components snag

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That's a pretty big list of kit right there!

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Capita and Updata ink £325m Scottish PSN deal

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wow

Well I'd sure as hell instruct my finest legal people to find a way to ensure that BT are excluded from bidding processes ever again! If you're that litigious that you delay the process then fire off a damages claim for a tender that you don't win, I don't want to be doing business with you ever!!

Also: Capita and Updata (Crapita and more-down-than-updata)? From admittedly limited experience of both this will be an utter failure, or at best hugely missing it's promises. Just a question of how much of a cover up/brave face is put on it and at which levels in the chain of politics.

Depressing because in my little part of the world I know for fact the local councils and NHS could link and abstract their networks with very little pain and money, remove redundancy, sell it as a service and STILL run it a sight better and cheaper than a company that's got a highly leveraged deal* they now need to make dollar out of. It just needs some strong willed and driven people at the top.

*guessing from BT's whinging.

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Microsoft may pick iPad for first release of Fondleslab Office™

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If it's anything like the iOS version of Lync (that forgets to list your favourite contacts, mucks around with your phone book, and doesnt even kn

ow what wor

d wrap is) then it will sink without trace

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Play.com tech titan snaps up 'VoIP-tastic WhatsApp' firm Viber

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agree entirely

I couldn't even figure out what they did with play.com seemed like ebay but even more dodgy, and haven't bought since. Was my first choice too.

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Barclays Bank probes 'client data sold to rogue City traders' breach

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They could do with investigating passing of customer details to rogue PCI compliance assistance outfit as well.

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ZyXEL router attack: HUNDREDS of Brit biz bods knocked offline

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The "louise boat" surely?

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Google is developing flight 'price comparison thing' with us, claims Ryanair boss O'Leary

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"They need to find who has got the lowest airfare on these routes ... and that's us."

Fine, I'll choose the next lowest then.

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THOUSANDS of UK.gov Win XP PCs to face April hacker storm... including boxes at TAXMAN, NHS

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they're also too busy answering stupid FOI requests from people wanting to write exclusive news stories.

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Ho, ho, HOLY CR*P, ebuyer! Etailer rates staff on returns REJECTED

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Re: I feel it in the air

They can reject returns by making it absolutely impossible to return stuff. And if you do manage (for instance by posting it to them unsolicited) by not giving you your money back. Other retailers have caught on, try returning something faulty to Tesco phone shop. They won't take it. There's a world of difference between being entitled to return something and actually getting the retailer to let you.

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Re: I feel it in the air

Abso-fecking-lutely. A bang to rights, born to fail pile of crap OCZ vertex II. The absolute best they were prepared to do after literally MONTHS of wrangling was replace it with another. Which of course has remained in its box. I think I'll have my money back now cheers eBuyer.

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DON'T PANIC: No FM Death Date next month, minister confirms

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Re: Tell you what. Mr. Vaizey...

Indeed. I've got two personal DABs and two little portables, and I don't think any of them can last 10 hours on a set of batteries. I've got an Hitatchi Superwoofer (remember them?) - it's a big, loud bastard with stereo, lots of speakers, lights and everything, yet it has had the same set of batteries in since I don't know when (at least 3 years now).

DAB is *NOT* an acceptable replacement for FM, unlike (arguable) DVB for Analogue PAL. And I speak as someone with that many DAB radios. They need to come up with and push something else before people are forced to move.

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T-Mobile FREES AMERICANS to roam world sans terrifying charges

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They'll need to fix that thing where you can't text internationally on prepaid (cos it normally costs more than an inclusive text apparently). I paid $60 for a week's service to be used for data and text, then found I couldn't text anyone I know, and the data rates when I was in coverage were of 1990 modem standard.

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Panasonic throws in towel on plasma tellies, preps for BILLION-dollar kick in pants

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Scarey, Plasma is still absolutely leagues ahead of LCD.

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OCZ balances books, files results following 4-year omnishambles

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Good! They can finally refund me for that military grade data destroyer dressed up as a hard drive called the Vertex 2

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Expert chat: The end of Windows XP and IE6

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How the piss pot has nobody in the entire world written anything that's *markedly* better than XP, so that a big wedge of the userbase have felt compelled to update, or worse, are still not compelled to upgrade when faced with this apparent impending doom?

In 12 years +??!!

How!???!

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Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

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Re: Yes indeed

Most would buy the phone time and time again if they didn't add anything flashy to it. I'm not sure you get why repeat buyers are repeat buyers.

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DEAD STEVE JOBS kills Apple bounce patent from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Squeezebox has had bounce at the end of the menu since..... err.... 2005 ish perhaps earlier. There's prior art anyway IMHO.

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Apple’s iOS 64-bit iUpgrade: Don't expect a 2x performance leap

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Again I say they should have made the flash capacity of the low end model a lot bigger, and this would appear to be another (minor perhaps) reason.

I wonder what this is going to do for obsolescence of the older phones. If apps start coming out that are 64 bit only? Worrying.

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New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

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They've missed a real opportunity to beef up the base model storage, and perhaps remove the incredibly expensive increments (£80 for an extra 16gig in this day and age?). As a confirmed fanboi, I'll not be buying, purely on that point alone, I imagine I'm not the only otherwise guaranteed sale they've lost.

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The bank that likes to say... crash: TSB's online banking goes titsup on launch day

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http://www.abouttsb.co.uk which is linked to under "who we are" was listed as a reported attack site this morning as well! Well played :)

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Deutsche Telekom: We don't need no steenkin' set tops

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HTML5

"Fluid"

Good luck with that.

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Dixons in talks to offload loss-making online mart PIXmania

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Wow they cut out all of the customer service, and ignore returns, and they STILL can't return a profit?

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iPhone 5S: 64-bit A7, 128GB storage, flashy ƒ/2.0 camera, and...

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Re: @tin 2

""The IET engineering magazine seems to think they pay $20 for 64GB (Unless there are using better quality stuff this time it has always been the same figure with part numbers at the commercial price."

I don't know where they're getting their figures from but the flash in iPhones is much more like an SSD than a cheap SD card. Those are the prices that you should be comparing. And you can't get a 64GB SSD for anywhere near $20."

Well the figures I saw were Apple paying $40 for 64GB flash, not $20, and you can bet that the flash that goes into a 64GB SSD is around that price (probably lower) with retail prices now being $60-70.

Of course you can't *buy* a 64GB SSD for anywhere near that price, same as you can't buy a 64GB iPhone for anything like the BOM price. I'm talking about the hit Apple would take.

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Well seeing as ifixit seemed to reckon that apple pay about $20 per 32GB of flash for the iphone 5 (for which apple charge $100 e.g. when bumping from the 32 to the 64gb model) and they reckon there's $440-odd of pure profit in the base 16gb model, I reckon with another year of price reductions and economies of scale in supply, Apple could manage to sell ONLY a 128GB model at the base price and still make $370 profit per phone.

Although of course that doesn't consider that it looks like Apple make $611 per 64GB iphone due to the extreme overpricing of a few gigs of extra flash, and of course there's some losses in retail distribution etc that ifixit don't take into consideration.

Maybe not the Apple way, but perhaps time to sacrifice a little bit of the profit for market share? There are rumblings afoot and maybe this is one way to tackle them.

I think they'd influence some of the Market their way and have the dual purpose of not losing the Apple fans that have found they constantly have to administer the space on their device cos they didn't want to pay an extra $100/200 for $10/$30 worth of flash back when they bought it. I also think it would make the decision a lot easier for those that are updating their phone and considering other options.

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Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

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Hey people, that product that we said was amazing and the best ever, and the bestest and most securist ever ever? Well I'm here to finally admit it's a load of shit.

Please buy our new one, it's loads better, promise.

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Auntie touts e-babysitting ... and no £15,000 in-app purchase shocks

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They managed to get it down to that by efficient coding and advanced data compression techniques.

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Microsoft SkyDrive, Outlook stricken by cloud outage

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Cloud means someone much bigger than I or my employer could ever hope to be has lots and lots of servers in geographically dispersed locations, with fault tolerant services running on them, meaning that even if there is a fault somewhere within the infrastructure, everything works still, the fault being invisible to the user.

After all that's the only reason one would consider moving their stuff to the cloud right?

Right?

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Xerox copier flaw changes numbers in scanned docs

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The device even warns 'use these low resolution settings and you may get character substitution because we compress like a bastard' (in the GUI, no RTFM required apparently), and then someone uses said low resolution settings and gets character substitution. This is a story? Should it not be a story about the user being thick? Stick it back on high resolution and shut up!

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Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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Microsoft have *always* made crap products

They just got lucky (right place, right time) with Windows, and have dined out on (and crushed the competition with) it ever since.

To release (at most generous) an also-ran in the market with well established quality from Google and Apple was never going to work.

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Apple drops hints about future low-cost iPhones

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Just stick 128GB flash in the new iphone whatever base model and scrap the bigger models, sure it will stop apple making an extra $170 clear profit on the larger models, but I'm sure it will bring more people in.

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Google brings Blink-powered Chrome to Windows and Mac OS X

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Embrace and extend folks, embrace and extend.

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Comms giant Vodafone ready to smash up hosting and services market

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Good luck with that

Several years ago when I last dealt with them on a regular basis, CWW was staffed by one or two gems surrounded by large number of buffoons. If the sources are credible and they can be a "contender" then there's suddenly a very large number of contenders out there.

I could be wrong - most of my experience is quite ancient, and most was with one specific department, although contact was regular and for many different infrastructures - but somehow I doubt it's much different now.

The only thing of course is a lot of potential business that could go to more nimble, proactive and specialised providers will go to Voda as the decision makers will be blinded by the name.

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The only Waze is Google: Ad giant tipped to gobble map app 'for $1.3bn'

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WTF?

Indeed

I'll certainly be deleting my Waze account if this happens.

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Virgin Media slides fat 10Gbps pipes into Murdoch's BSkyB

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VM business have had extreme trouble delivering any and every circuit I and my colleagues have ordered in recent memory. I forsee Sky's network staying as it is, and VM folding under the weight of missed SLA penalties!

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Patent shark‘s copyright claim could bite all Unix

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FAIL

Obvious, cos El Reg never works a bank holiday :)

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300 UK domains pilfered, MASSIVE security lapse blamed

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FAIL

123-reg's control panel has been broken in a number of ways for a few months now, notwithstanding the effort maybe a year ago to update it to something that looks modern, bolted onto the top of their old control panel. I've paid for renewals I didn't want to with them because I couldn't get the domains transferred out with bits of the registrar lock and admin details panels being broken at various times.

Of course I cant say if the weakness exploited is part of the new or the old CP. I hope it's actually the new one. The old one was boring plain but entirely functional, and remnants of it are clearly underneath parts of the new one.

Now for example if you're a heavy user of email forwarding, an small old rather long webpage is replaced by (in my case) a 1MB, 40,000 line behemoth of javascript which will show a whole 10 email dresses (while the rest are in the source, but need to you click to see them). It also nicely puts ellipses in email addresses making them impossible to read, usually replacing no letters at all, just for a laugh.

If this security problem affects .co.uk as it would seem (Nominet's involvement) that 123-reg has "terminated our registrar agreement with one registrar" seems BS, as they indeed have, but I understand it's their upstream .com registrar (which in itself has causes nightmares for us that have .coms registered through 123-reg). It also seems from the story to make no difference as it's 123-reg's control panel that's at fault, so why they could say they've "worked with our registrars to help them tighten security" also reads as BS.

Unfortunately 123-reg's marketing/PR have been hundreds of thousands of miles away from what's actually happening on the ground for months (have a ganders at their tweets to and from - complete disconnect). Presumably these statements came from the PR bods sitting there in cloud airy-fairy land.

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Freeview telly channels face £240m-A-YEAR shakedown by Ofcom

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FAIL

Re: IPTV is complementary.

Absolutely! And also way inferior reliability.

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Amazon yanks SimCity download from store

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FAIL

Stick with Civ 5?

Does Civ 5 work? Civ revolution marked the end of me as a EA customer, as the endgame was bugged to hell to the extent it ruined most games and despite releasing updates that updated *something* they never fixed that.

I also find it amusing that el Reg is plastered with SimCity ads, and the recent articles going through the old Sim Citys. Fair enough it has to make money somehow, but it's amusing nonetheless.

I'm no genius because there will be plenty of other people will be saying I told you so, but this SimCity disaster was completely predictable from the start. Everything EA release these days is full of bugs and has something to extract more money out of the player. There's also no way a small amount of back-of-fag-packet maths would not have calculated the server capacity required, the software will just be bugged to hell.

An enormous shame as I'd love to waste the next 6 months of my life playing SimCity or perhaps Civ something, but perhaps fortunately EA have ensured I actually do something constructive with my time :(

+1 for running the servers on Amigas too. It's true that it would work, if only because the code would have to be debugged fully to avoid continually bringing down the whole OS (no memory protection is a blessing sometimes)

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Review: Livin' in the cloud with Google's new Chromebook Pixel

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FAIL

Boots in 10 seconds

EXCELLENT, we're perhaps matching the boot speed of my Amiga circa 1998 (and I *am* talking OS, TCPIP stack and Browser off a mechanical HD) technology's improving so much isn't it?

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One titsup server kills Brit-hosted Donhost websites for THREE DAYS

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FAIL

One of our VPS hosted "servers" fell over at the same time, and while the service status page said there was a network issue their ("we are VERY busy at the moment", yet answered immediately) helpline said a similar thing had befallen it - a disk failure and being restored from backup. What puzzles me is their VPS are supposed to be RAID-5. Don't they keep an eye on the disks?

Additionally said VPS is down again tonight.

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HP cranks up bandwidth on BladeSystem sheaths, adds pretty platinum stripe

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FAIL

I can't STAND the new disks, impossible to get an idea of what's actually happening, for the sake of a spinny gimmick!

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Atomic Weapons Establishment ditches 2e2 in funding row

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FAIL

and so is shown the problem with "managed services"

"Unfortunately AWE cancelled their contract yesterday. The administrators do not know what replacement arrangements AWE have reached but employees may wish to seek further guidance as to the possibility of their employment transferring to AWE or AWE's new supplier under TUPE,"

WHUT? So effectively 2e2 was just employing the people that worked on AWEs systems, to just work on AWEs systems? When AWE says bye bye, they tell the AWE people there's no AWE to work on anymore and they may be suitable to move across to the next provider? Where's the economy of scale/pooling of skills/etc here? Ah there is none. Just someone else standing in the middle of customer and employees creaming off money for themselves.

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5,000 UK pubs get free Wi-Fi... and they're not even all in London

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But

Free wifi provided by the cloud == just the same as no wifi at all.

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AWS stops some EC2 servers without warning

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FAIL

@Tezfair. If you are missing something, then I am missing the exact same thing.

This does not sound like what "cloud" is always described as to me. This appears to be a layer of virtualisation over some server resource that you still buy piecemeal, that results in it failing more often than if you just bought some servers.

The requirement for (and lack of in most cases) software/system that can get over things failing by itself is one of the reasons the little guys are invited to put their stuff in the cloud I thought. The cloud handles the outages by shuffling stuff around as needed. Not so it seems, although admitted I speak without much knowledge or experience.

No sense IMHO. Also explains why mysqueezebox.com has been so flaky in recent weeks even though it's "in the cloud"

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NHS Trust ditches in-house servers, chucks 15TB into the cloud

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FAIL

NHS is one of the organisations that big and ugly enough to roll their own "cloud" (= shared) services in house, rather than outsourcing to companies that - as rightly pointed out in these comments - need the same equipment and staff to provide the service AND make a healthy looking profit on top.

Why people in charge of NHS stuff - particularly Informatics Merseyside if they look after 9 trusts - don't understand and get the balls required to roll their own, free of any profits required to be made.

After all it sounds like SCC are offering the extremely complicated service of 15tb worth of disk space.

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Just bought an Apple product? Need support NOW? Drop an F-BOMB

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FAIL

These voice recgonition things are shit

I recently had the displeasure of using Virgin Credit Card's one, that to my surprise could understand perfectly all the complicated stuff I said, aside from the word "yes" when it asked for confirmation that it had understood.. No options to back out of the system either, or even - blindingly obvious I would have thought - provide the option to type numbers instead, or "press 1 to confirm".

BT's genius implementation on 152 is great as well. "I'd like to report a fault on an ISDN line" is not within it's vocabulary, and it repeatedly insists that you must say something it understands. I always end up with it completely misunderstanding me, then apologising to whoever I do get through to, who usually punts me in the right direction.

I had a training course recently where some crazy fool said these things are the future of callcentres. Only if clueless implementation managers fall for the emperors new clothes big sell from Massive Telephone Services Company Limited. People have been doing voice recognition for years and it will just never ever work at anything like an acceptable rate, until we start reaching technology that gets near emulating however the brain does it.

How about actually training and looking after some people that can speak and understand English, and can comprehend and deal quickly with multiple types of user problem, so they can get the customer off the (freefone?) telephone lines ASAP, with them satisfied and hopefully therefore a returning customer who will go out to the world and extol the virtues of the great service they just received?

They'd additionally save the cost of all the voice recognition snake oil system that no doubt piss off a slice of their customer base so badly that they go elsewhere and usually require a new and better one be bought every 2 years or so because they failed to meet expectation.

Or am I missing something?

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Power to the people - if you can find a spare socket

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What offices do you work in?

Every office I've ever worked in, and a lot of the datacentres too, have 4 gang plugged into 4 gang plugged into 4 gang on and on, regardless of if they were fancy new ones or re-purposed sheds. People hope that the IT equipment plugged in means never reaching anything near 13 amps (actually I'm not sure they even consider it)

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Credit insurance: The hidden data-driven force which killed Comet

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BUT

If it makes sense for companies to always pay as late as they can, while they make millions of £ a year in good times and *could* afford to re-arrange their business so that they *could* pay in advance if they wanted to - does it not make sense for them to arrange their business and finances such that they become their own credit insurer? Then - apart from they have a big pile of cash they can't do anything with - their credit insurance suddenly starts costing them zero, but more importantly their credit insurer can't suddenly run off into the night screaming.

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Apple 'less innovative' at laptops than Lenovo

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One thing missing surely

Apples whatever-it-is has OSX and everyone else's has Windows. Surely for a lot of the population (those that aren't hardware geek/snobs) that's the bit they're bothered about?

Say I'm desperate for something that runs OSX, I'm not going to buy a Lenovo because the hardware is either cheaper or more innovative.

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Angry Birds Star Wars game review

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@stig2k yep - I'm definitely no star wars geek, but I did notice that too - made me smile :)

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