Posts by Anomalous Cowturd

May I be the first to say

Hahahahahaha.

iPhone. It just works.

Except perhaps, not in the way you might have expected. Or when you expected. ;o)

So let me get this straight...

The first day after a major migration to a new network, and the first time it is put under any load, it all goes T.U. and the powers that be have announced possible sabotage.

Did it involve an RJ45 plug not meeting up with it's female friend?

Did they even test it before they all buggered off home on Sunday?

Troll much?

You seem to be getting all doughy eyed over something that doesn't do stuff other phones have done for quite some time... But that's OK, because Microsoft don't think copy and paste is important?

Judgement reserved on this one, but I shan't be holding my breath.

Vulture Towers, we have a problem...

Separation was successful, which was my major worry from the word go, but the electronics to go TU was not on my list.

Looking forward to the pictures from the launch platform.

Well done chaps, and here's to Vulture 2. My God bless her, and all who plummet in her!

Is it just me?

Or did any-one else read that Headline as Arkela?

We will do our best!

Dib dib dib.

Or do what I do,

and use a phone that doesn't need charging every fscking day!

N6310i lives on.

Orly OReilly?

>> If you use them properly, you can actually get sh*t done pretty efficiently.

As long as you don't mind risking your data to badly written or malicious scripts.

Opera user for over ten years now, occasionally forced to use FF for badly written sites...

I got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from, choose from, choose from.

I got wild staring eyes...

Did Roger Waters know more than he was letting on?

My Freeview box never outputs to TV, only my Amp, for Radio 4, 6 Music, or TMS when the cricket is on.

Owzat?

You can get them on a private prescription....

Ask your Doctor nicely, hand over some cash, and Bob's your Uncle, Fanny's your Aunt!

Cheaper too! (Allegedly)

I use Ping every day!

You know, the network tool.

Do you mean iPing?

Who cares?

Too little, too late.

The ship is fast disappearing over the horizon.

All aboard The Skylark!

+1 for the old laser...

My £40 off fleabay LJ5M of about 1996 vintage still fires out perfect pages whenever I ask it to. The part-used cartridge it came with lasted me over 4 years, and the 9,000 page replacement cost me £27 delivered.

The HP inkjet I bought last year for the same price as the LJ cost me is knackered, and now only performs scanning duties.

It's cheaper and better to get your digital snaps printed at one of the many online processors, or take them to Asda for 20p a pop...

Tomorrow's World?

I seem to remember in the late 80s or early 90s a demo on BBC Tomorrow's World, of "no glasses" 3D.

Or does my memory serve me wrong?

I blame the tablets...

Non-reflective glass?

You know, like they used to put on laptops, before they turned them into mirrors.....

The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hip hooray!

I was going to write something witty...

But to be honest, I really can't be arsed. They get far too many column inches on here as it is...

Flame on!

You're learning, Trevor!

> So the best way to move 60 million files from one Windows server to another turns out to be: use Linux.

It's only a matter of time before you see the light!

Tux. Obviously.

Yet others get a slapped wrist for killing and maiming...

The two drunken squaddies who kicked the crap out of my mate, nearly killing him, got two years. Because of their previously clean records.

As if that makes it OK!

My mate now has three titanium plates in his head, is nearly blind in one eye, and still suffers nightmares over ten years later...

British justice. I shit it!

I've been recommending it for years.

But that has now stopped, thanks to this low-life scummy attempt to fool users into purchasing their Security suite.

I have had numerous phone calls from worried customers about this pop-up. It makes me look bad, and it makes Zone Alarm look much much worse.

I too will be looking at alternatives from now on.

Ten years of hard work down the shitter! Well done chaps!

Hey LOOK every-one, a nice shiny new trough!

Snouts at the ready piggies!

Trough on.

Re: squeaking in at just over a ton is not all that shabby.

Sneaking in at just UNDER a ton is even better!

1 tonne = 1000Kg

1 ton = 2240 Lb (UK)

Or is that one of your "special" merkin tons?

Allums in Wakefield.

Best pork pies evarrr!

EOT!

Too easy.

I worked it out with a pencil, like all good mathematicians.

It's 4.

Prove me wrong!