* Posts by tony2heads

1344 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Apr 2010

Apple's Mr Havisham: Tim Cook says dead Steve Jobs' office has remained untouched

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This article wierds me out

The image in particular.

Italy's High Court orders HP to refund punter for putting Windows on PC

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Paris Hilton

@Timmy Cratchit

I wish I could give you many upvotes for the Windows-Celine Dion analogy. It should become a new meme!

Eds: Get rid of old Paris please; she's gone to the (nano-pomeranian) dogs.

Icon: dump Paris!

Retailers toast welcome return of Back2School notebook biz

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Re: indoctrination...

http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=article&item=ubuntu_1404_mba2013gl&num=1

To quote:

Ubuntu 14.04 Now Runs Well On The 2013 MacBook Air, Beats OS X 10.9 In Graphics

Hacker publishes tech support phone scammer slammer

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@alain williams

I am willing to place a small wager on nigerians being involved

Slough isn't fit for humans now, says Amazon. We're going to Shoreditch

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Re: Slough

I am somewhat older and think of the Slough of Despond

Found inside ISIS terror chap's laptop: CELINE DION tunes

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Re: @Mark 85

killed less people - SO FAR

But they are trying hard to catch up.

Boffins: Behold the SILICON CHEAPNESS of our tiny, radio-signal-munching IoT sensor

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Re: and best of all ...

Ant size is a bit vague. Some African Driver ant queens get large (more than 2 inches).

By the way - don't mess with an army of them, They are called Driver as everything has to get out of their way.

Who on Earth would buy a digi-watch? Answer: NUDISTS - in their millions

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Trollface

Chatham pocket?

There is always somewhere to keep your phone - but the camera function would find it too dark

What's an Ultrabook? Now Intel touts 2-in-1 typoslabs to save PC biz

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Re: Cables?

If I am near other people:

- less chance of cross-contamination (I type to your machine, you type to mine)

- less chance of data / displays leaking (security!)

Heavy VPN users are probably pirates, says BBC

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@Da Weezil

Having sampled TV in several countries I can conclude that most TV is abysmal.

Even so there are a few BBC programs that I would pay to watch when abroad, but simply don't get the chance.

NASA said a 60ft space alien menacing Earth wouldn't harm us: Tell THAT to Nicaragua

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Joke

Pitbull dropped a large one in the woods

Square Kilometre Array reveals its 1.6TB-a-day storage and network rigs

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prior art from 2010

http://www.lofar.org/observing-multiple-lofar-station-beams

SHIP OF FAIL: How do we right capsized institutions we thought would NEVER go under?

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Unhappy

Modelling the economy

I am surprised that we still don't have any reliable model of the economy where we can test out the effects of changes (whether made by politicians - like taxes, or external like world commodity prices). A good model should of course be able to model what has happened in the past before attempting the future.

The fact that many fund managers do no better than random picks suggests that we have no bloody idea about how markets work

http://investingcaffeine.com/2012/07/08/experts-vs-dart-throwing-chimps/

Until we do have a reliable model we should tell politicians to LEAVE IT ALONE.

3D scanning made easy: Reg man ponders terrifying Xmas pressie

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all with your own face?

Sounds like you escaped from Rimmerworld

Gee, everyone who wants a tablet has a tablet. Waiddaminute....

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Trollface

Re: Hang on, am I too old for this?

obligatory xkcd

http://xkcd.com/378/

Trouble is: it is so hard to get the butterflies

Data entry REAR-END SNAFU: Weighty ballsup leads to plane take-off flap

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@ Ledswinger

I would have a severely negative baggage allowance

However if I were running an airline I would split up any group of children so that no two sit next to each other; I remember how some boys would always misbehave at the back of the bus on any school trips.

Something smells PHISHY: It's the celeb nudie iCloud PERV trap...

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Linux

@Sir Runcible Spoon

To be honest when I saw the list I had no idea who 99% of them are; not that I have any idea now of what these 'celebrities' are celebrated for.

But then I am probably not the target for the phishing; running a exe file indeed ! Without uploading and chmod +x

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Joke

@Khaptanin

onan onan onanism-opeia

YES, I have ridden the Unicorn: The Ubuntu Utopic unicorn

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Paris Hilton

@luker

But people have different aesthetic feelings; My taste might be more dadaist, and yours more Vermeer.

Similarly some perfumes irritate my nose.

What is 'nice looking' is not a universal value; some people don't even like Paris - see icon

CNN 'tech analyst' on NAKED CELEBS: WHO IS this mystery '4chan' PERSON?

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Coat

Re: Not forgetting regional variations

Aye but we had it tough! 'papword' was the most we could afford

coat! Its just a piece of newspaper

Are you a HOT CELEB? Think your SEXY PICS are safe? Maybe NOT

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Re: Sell-outs and friend betrayers

Betray Your Family & Friends. Fabulous Prizes to be Won" -to quote from Red Dwarf

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Pirate

booty

I see what you did there!

Apple, FBI: YES we're, er, looking into the NAKED CELEBRITY PICS. Aren't you?

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@big_D

I heard of a scheme which used a minimum wait time of about 0.5s (assumed the fastest anyone could type a reasonable password) and doubling that for every failed attempt.

Does anyone know if this is in use anywhere?

Virgin Media blocks 'wankers' from permissible passwords

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WTF?

Re: finian

Must be a reference to Finian's Rainbow. Anything with Fred Astaire & Petula Clark as 'Irish' pursued by leprechauns

BBC: We're going to slip CODING into kids' TV

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Gimp

@Christian Berger

What about SL4A, qpython and ruboto for your android?

Learning some scripting language on a phone is quite possible

Twitter: La la la, we haven't heard of NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES

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@Phil O'Sophical

To be a 'Celebrity' you have to be a sort of narcissistic twit. It goes with the territory.

Occasionally (very rarely) these celebrities can act or perhaps sing.

iCloud fiasco: 100 FAMOUS WOMEN exposed NUDE online

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Re: Trust your data to the cloud they said

'safe' means it is never, ever, going to be lost 'convenient' means anyone can find it.

Rubbish WPS config sees WiFi router keys popped in seconds

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@mark63

The problem might not be with the little old lady next door, but a visiting grandchild scriptkiddie 'helping' her

but do use MAC filtering & psk2

MPs to gaze upon biometric data industry's ID-gobbling tech

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Coat

Re: Let's get it over with...

I think you mean New World Order.

Icon: I doubles as a Faraday cage when I put the hood up

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Trollface

Re: Of course new laws are required

How about Theresa May herself?

DIME for your TOP SECRET thoughts? Son of Snowden's crypto-chatter client here soon

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4 point type

I thought that legal entities LOVED small print; I see it in most contracts I am expected to sign

Yosemite Siri? Apple might plonk chatty assistant on your desktop - report

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Re: Here is how it will work...

Eleven!

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner: Capital is top target for computer thieves, say police

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Re: Lets get this straight

Maybe it is related to availability of receivers of stolen goods (fences to you and me)

- people usually steal stuff for money. If there is no market it isn't interesting.

People will steal the strangest things if they can sell them

http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-courts/endangered-cycads-stolen-from-kirstenbosch-1.1730495#.U-jR9nV53UY

Ancient pager tech SMS: It works, it's fab, but wow, get a load of that incoming SPAM

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@John Tserkezis

I remember seeing this memorable quote:

The main expertise of telecoms companies is not telecoms, it is billing

This fits most situations I have seen when dealing with them.

Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

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Re: 2014

No - Irish coffee!

IBM boffins stuff 16 million-neuron chips into binary 'frog' brain

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I for one

welcome our cyber-amphibian overlords

Now even Internet Explorer will throw lousy old Java into the abyss

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internal applications

Out of curiosity - does anybody know of mission critical business apps running in ActiveX??

BT FON fail: Telco CHARGES customers for FREE Wi-Fi usage

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Re: The Correct Term

After all the UK population is less than 1 % of the world population

African samba queen: Don't cut off pirates' net connections – cut off their FINGERS

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Megaphone

Re: Suffering

What about the pain and suffering we are given from crappy and irritating music in shops, shopping malls, gyms etc. It annoys me a lot and for my wife (a musician) there are some shops she cannot bear to enter.

Icon - the volume and sound quality

Robot snaps on yellow RUBBER GLOVES, preps to invade Canada

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Joke

Re: Seeing a big hole in the page

They think you don't want to see it using its RUBBER GLOVES

NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

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Pirate

Re: Questions for rocket scientists:

Are we simply talking about radiation pressure here?

If so, why not just use mirrors - like a solar sail?

haul on the bowline ye lubbers

EE rolls out London bus pay-by-bonk app – only fandoids need apply

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to quote Flanders and Swann

The big six-wheeler, Scarlet-painted, London Transport, Diesel-engined, Ninety-seven horse-power, Omnibus

Windows 8 market share stalls, XP at record low

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Linux

@corcoran

A Precise Puppy maybe?

http://puppylinux.org/wikka/PuppyPrecise

Facebook goes down, people dial 911

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Re: I guess their Tweet is better...

NO WAY is it better

What I expect is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOvm_RMlkok

also with "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the^W Blues^W Brothers^W Mark Zuckerberg HAS been approved."

Sneaker-maker Reebok cooks up performance-enhancing BACON

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smoked running shoes??

I think rhebok (Pelea capreolus) bacon would be tastier

4K video on terrestrial TV? Not if the WRC shares frequencies to mobiles

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Re: HEVC for SD

If this signal processing stuff were done in FPGA you wouldn't need new hardware you would just reconfigure.

Does anyone use this technology for TVs?

Too rich for an iPhone 6? How about a gold-plated Brikk?

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Joke

Re: Hmmm

you're golding it wrong

Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

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Pint

7: The Romans Popularized Screws Throughout Their Empire

Judging by the picture you have an odd idea of popular.

Perhaps that explains some articles

I would have been happier with the wine press (or even olive oil press)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ba7lj8a1Awo/S31nrdgIrMI/AAAAAAAAMbk/v95Qr7GXfo8/s1600/roman.jpg

Icon: well you don't have a wine glass

Robot cars to hit Blighty in 2015

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@Anonymous Coward

SOME driving is enjoyable.

Creeping along in rush hour traffic is not. What I would prefer is a switch (driverless or with) so that during the rush hour crap I can read a paper, check the internet for news, eat some toast, have some tea etc.

However I have seen people doing that already while 'driving' in traffic

Indian techies-in-training face down MAN-EATING LEOPARD - and WIN

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Alert

feline world takeover imminent

This was just scoping out our technology (which failed!)