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They live in South Africa, nowhere near Timbuktu
also loads of FPGAs, GPUs and a massive switch for the heavy signal processing.
It does happen, but usually people with higher IQ will try to follow a subject they speak about to avoid looking a complete fool
They should have divided up the £13bn for everyone who had a meter.
You're unbelievable from EMF
The broken 1809 never existed citizen Winston Smith
Cue the Staple Singers
Is that you, Linus?
Black Dyke Brass band
But no mention of the sound quality
No mam, you need phantom money to pay for phantom child support.
Here is a bag full of it
Is the cat white and fluffy?
Master PDF Editor works for me
Win 10 was pre-installed on my home computer, but I looked at the news on data slurping and updates, so I installed Ubuntu.
That would account for the zombies they have in office
Movie services into the clown
Was that a typo or not??
Yes, they are using Natural Stupidity rather that Artificial Intelligence
to quote The Who:
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Well don't wait for the Yellowstone Supervolcano to erupt.
Icon - closest I could find for a duck
Coca cola contains nasty amounts of phosphoric acid and the sugar glues the keyboard (drink unsweetened tea if you must do it next to a keyboard
At home it is known as BFI, Brute Force and Ignorance.
What happens with fully automated image collection systems (webcams, systems triggered by animals or people going past) where nobody actually consciously made the image. What is the copyright situation on them?
If I take a photo of the image on the website (e.g with my camera) do I have copyright on my photo of it?
Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed could be your role model.
Think of the children!!
forget the pills- just eat berries and grapes, drink cocoa and red wine.
Add a few peanuts into the mix for variety
I think Frisian is closer.
Download it and try it out on an old machine
Indeed I haven't bought anything from them since the rootkit scandal
I dont believe it
Can you get a tinfoil balaclava these days?
How does the balaclava fin with the tinfoil hat?
Serious documentation should be in Tex or LaTex
If this is the hole that the larva made, I would hate to meet the adult form
I believe the usual idiom is 'like rats off a sinking ship'.
To switch idiom; Capt May has hit the iceberg but continues to order full steam ahead
I defy any sane person to understand IBM’s business strategy.
Well they do say that in any broth scum rises to the top
Personally I think Olaf the Lofty was a somebody I could identify with
Do they mean that the Hells Angels run the lottery is Australia??
The Tudor warship performed well for decade until the upgrade.
starting at noon on Monday, January 1, 4713 BC
DWP and 'agile' do not even belong in the same universe.
DWP belongs with slow, cumbersome, rules-based, box-ticking, legacy.
Agile belongs with new, experimental, startup.
It's like running a bus with a formula-1 engine.
What universe does she come from?
Companies are set up to make MONEY.
DEATH to corporations!!
If they can swindle and kill they should be sentence appropriately.
but he definitely has his own small army, so I would not push the point too hard.
There is another excellent replacement:
Surely the UK government with all the HMRC, NHS and other stuff would be big enough to run their own cloud.
Or is that a stupid idea?
Google are starting to morph into the Sirius Cybernetics corporation with 'socially awkward' AI.
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