* Posts by veti

2633 posts • joined 25 Mar 2010

UK.gov denies data processing framework is 'sinister' – but admits ICO has concerns

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Re: Incompatible and unfeasible

No, it means the ICO is above the framework. She's able not only to police adherence to the framework, but also cases where the framework itself might be in error. I don't see any inherent contradiction there.

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Re: I'm wondering about non-working days..

More than 48 hours. If you make the discovery at 4:00 on a Friday afternoon and don't report it before you go home, then 8:00 the following Monday is a whole 64 hours away.

And if there's a public holiday, of course...

And yet it can't mean "72 working hours". Assuming a standard 8-hour day, that would be nine days; if the discoverer is only working part-time, it might mean several weeks. And I don't think TPTB would stand for that.

So I think it has to be "72 hours by the clock", and if you do make the discovery at 4:00 on a Friday - unless you want to work that weekend - you'd better be able to show that you sent the email about it before you went home that day.

Moral: don't do reidentification research on Fridays.

Ford giving electric car investment a jolt to the tune of $11bn

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Re: If you build them...

The question is, how long will Ford undertake to keep selling replacement batteries?

If the answer to that is a long time, then depreciation will be very low - much better than most of the conventional range, because there's so much less maintenance needed on an electric car. The battery is the only thing that's likely to become obsolete quickly, and if Ford will undertake to maintain that, the car should be able to go for decades.

UK taxman has domain typo-squatter stripped of HMRC web addresses

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Re: Turning down the transfer offer

What exactly is the point of typo-squatting, if you're going to give up the domain without any fight the moment you're asked anyway?

"Benefits that may accrue" - sure, but there's no suggestion anyone was using the domains to, e.g., phish or grab information improperly. I feel sure HMRC's press department would have mentioned it if they were.

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

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I look forward to hearing more of Rita, but I wouldn't make ass-umptions about whose side she'll be on long term. She could easily be a side all by herself.

As mentioned above, PA to the capo di capi is an extremely powerful position. If Simon is wise, he won't cross her. Though the bright side is, she's unlikely to cause him much trouble, just provided she always gets what she wants.

'Mummy, what's felching?' Tot gets smut served by Android app

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When a well composed post gets converted to toast, that's covfefe.

Brit transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

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Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

Holding up a human-driven car for fun invites an awkward interpersonal interaction whereas holding up a robot car would be like swearing at the self-service till in Tescos;

You're assuming there's no human in the car. Seems to me that's not a safe assumption.

Honestly, the whole "Holborn problem" as expounded here is fraught with unstated assumptions. Technology can't do everything perfectly, therefore it's doomed. The technology isn't fully developed yet, therefore it's doomed. The technology must act the way I imagine it acting, therefore it's doomed. Traffic happens, therefore it's doomed.

I shall just thank car manufacturers for not putting Christian Wolmar in charge of their R&D departments, and continue watching progress with interest.

What do we want? Consensual fun times. How do we get it? Via an app with blockchain...

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That's the whole point of the app! That "half hour" can be reduced to 30 seconds of frantically fondling your phone - and let's be honest, that part won't be a new experience for either of you...

No wonder Marvin the robot was miserable: AI will make the rich richer – and the poor poorer

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Re: Not panicked yet

I wrote many tools in my 45 years in IT. They made me very efficient - and sometimes I looked like a magician achieving the "impossible". The tools were all usually ignored/discarded by the people whose jobs could use them to great effect. The reasons were: they hadn't the experience to understand why they were more accurate than existing tools; they didn't enhance their CV like less accurate external supplier tools did; they didn't see any reason to invest time in learning how to use them.

Without wishing to contradict you, because obviously I know nothing about these particular cases - I wonder if you've considered an alternative hypothesis?

Maybe your tools didn't work for them. That is to say, maybe something about the workflow or the environment or the requirements changed, and your tools no longer fit. If you'd still been there, you would have tweaked them and carried on - but no-one else was capable of doing that, because they were your tools and only you understood them well enough.

That's kinda my point. In my experience, every job is (at least slightly) different from every other job. If you take a tool developed for one situation and simply apply it to another one - or even the same one, a year or so on - without at least some tweaking, then it won't work, at least not as well as it did in its previous installation.

That "tweaking" is what's going to keep many of us in work for a while yet.

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Not panicked yet

I don't know about you, but I use software to automate my own job. I have a whole bunch of tools that I wrote, because I'm the only one with the detailed domain knowledge to know exactly what they have to do.

(There exists a company, which I used to work for, which is supposed to write this software. They provided the basic engine I use, and in theory they're supposed to add tools to do required tasks. But they are, not to put too fine a point on it, hopeless. All their contracted time goes to "fixing cock-ups in their own code", there is no way they could "write and test the new stuff that I actually need"; and if they did, not only would the code be hidden from me, but I'd still have to test it myself. Screw that.)

I don't own the software I write - my employer does - but my employer pays me to produce the output I do, which I get by running and maintaining these tools.

Now, of course this won't be the case for everyone. But I think it will be a much more common story than these researchers realise. If the economics of these "robots" are anything like those of the software we've come to know and love in every other context, then the "off-the-shelf" product will be pretty much useless in any given real-world situation: it will require someone like me to spend lots and lots of time making it work. And no, we won't be able to support very many instances at a time, because each deployment is different. That's why Oracle employs 130,000 people.

It seems to me that robots are just tools. When (and only when) AI passes the point of human intelligence, then we'll be in trouble - but by that time, so will the people who think they own those AIs, so we'll all be in the same boat.

Beer hall putz: Regulator slaps northern pub over Nazi-themed ad

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Re: Could you

The notion that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair to Germany was a lie invented by the National Socialists in Germany to create a sense of resentment which the Nazis exploited.

"Fair" requires a value judgement. As such, it cannot be called "a lie" unless we have explicit agreement on what constitutes "fairness". Your uncompromising use of the objective term "lie" to describe an inherently subjective claim "fair" is either silly or disingenuous.

The most contentious clauses were about reparations, which were orders of magnitude larger than anything that had ever been imposed before, and were impossible for the crippled German economy to meet. (Not unlike the terms the Germans themselves recently imposed on the Greeks.) The French eventually forgave the debt of Austria, Hungary, Turkey and Bulgaria, but they held out for full repayment from the Germans. Was that "fair", in your understanding of the word?

Then there was the loss of Germany's colonies - not given independence, but ceded to the French and other allies. This was a substantial hit to the German economy at a time when it was already hobbled by the drain of the war effort and the loss of manpower, and it was being asked to pay billions of dollars in reparations. Was it fair to load all those strains on the economy at the same time?

At the end of the day, "fair" is what people agree it is. If one side feels so aggrieved that it's willing to fight - then the arrangement isn't "fair" enough, no matter how much the other side may like it.

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'

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Re: get stuffed FBI

So, what if a bad guy steals your phone? He's got physical access too.

Then that bad guy has (potential) access to your stuff, obviously. How is that different from him stealing your wallet?

The point is that in that scenario, you know your phone has been stolen, and from that point you should assume the clock is ticking, and it's only a matter of time before everything on it is available to whoever has it. You should take countermeasures. No different from cancelling your credit cards when you lose your wallet.

Not a heretic just completely missing the point of compromising encryption.

No, I understand that. But for a long time, every security advisor would have told you "when the enemy has physical access to your hardware, and unlimited time in which to operate - it's over. There is no defence from that position." As I see it, that's an inherent limitation in digital encryption, it's one I've always taken for granted.

Mind you, I also assume that if the NSA really wants to read the contents of my phone or hard drive, they can. Which is why I don't keep my plans for world domination on either of them. That's just common sense, IMO.

So...your position is that we should just trust the government to do what's right and legal?

No, my position is that the feds have a difficult job to do, and you should assume they will use every means to make it easier. That includes legal, technical and political means. If you don't give ground and meet them at some point, then they will press for more and more intrusive tools and rights, and they will get them, because politicians will see - correctly or not - that you are the ones who are being unreasonable.

If you don't give them an inch, they will take a mile.

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Re: get stuffed FBI

The 4th amendment explicitly allows the executive branch to help itself to your papers and effects, provided it gets the assent of the judicial branch first. We're not talking here about J Edgar'ing up internet traffic, we're talking about unlocking devices that have been physically seized by the Feds, but are locked down in such a way that they cannot reasonably exercise their constitutional rights.

Call me a heretic, but I don't see quite what the fuss is about. A backdoor that requires intrusive physical access to the hardware - would not compromise your constitutional rights.

US Senators force vote on Ctrl-Z'ing America's net neutrality death

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Re: Unfortunately congress is dysfunctional

Currently, the legislative branch is rendered impotent by the bitter factionalism that makes it politically toxic to try to reach any kind of accommodation with "the other side".

I'm not sure how much of that can be laid at the door of the executive branch. Certainly Trump personally has played a part, but more in his capacity as a media whore and talking head than as president. Opposition polarized pretty badly under Clinton and Bush, then the Republicans went absolutely apeshit against Obama, and the sentiment has been pegged in that position since.

Whether it would have been this way under a sane Republican president I'm not sure, but I'm inclined to suspect it wouldn't have been that different. Certainly the Reps showed no sign of softening towards Hillary, when they thought she was going to win - and I didn't notice the Dems giving much quarter to Cruz or Rubio either.

I'm not sure what the cure is, or if there is one. But if there is one, it will definitely involve major campaign finance reform.

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Re: "The floor of the Senate"

They were "IMPLEMENTing and ENFORCing". No need to shout, by the way.

They were implementing and enforcing the Telecommunicatons Act of 1996, which gives as its aim:

to provide for a pro-competitive, de-regulatory national policy framework designed to accelerate rapidly private sector deployment of advanced information technologies and services to all Americans by opening all telecommunications markets to competition

Now, you can quibble about the FCC's interpretation of its duties, and you can certainly argue about the appropriateness and proportionality of its requirements. But to imply that they had no mandate to do it because Congress had not legislated on the subject is just plain false.

First shots at South Korea could herald malware campaign of Olympic proportions

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"Malicious Microsoft Word document"?

Why is it even possible, in 2018, to do this?

I must confess to being something of a heretic on Word macros. I do think they have a legitimate use.

But if Microsoft simply updated Word so that it became impossible to run macros on any machine other than the one they were compiled on - what would be lost?

The healing hands of customer support get an acronym: Do YOU have 'tallah-toe-big'?

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That sounds uncannily like a hazing prank I pulled on my new boss, many years ago.

Fortunately she was a good sport.

UK.gov admits porn age checks could harm small ISPs and encourage risky online behaviour

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If modern kids learn from internet porn, then pubic hair is still going to come, sorry, as a shock to them.

That's the real problem with the stuff - it's got the most dreadful people in it - the kinds of oiks who feel the need to shave their nethers. And the things they do to one another - well, let's just say that if you get your sex education that way, you're going to end up with some very strange ideas about how procreation works.

How to hack Wi-Fi for fun and imprisonment with crypto-mining inject

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Re: Alternatively -

Monero will be significantly different, for at least two reasons: it's designed to be mined with general purpose chips (not ASICs), and it's a newer currency, with a lot less effort put into mining it so far, so *if* it scales anything like bitcoin (I don't know if it does or not) - then the blocks will be quite a lot easier to mine at this stage.

I'm curious as to why Monero seems to be the currency of choice for hackers currently. What drives these fashions? Is it just because the hacking tools have been published for Monero, and now every script kiddie is using them - and if the same tools were developed for Dogecoin (or whatever) then they'd adopt that as quickly? Or is there some more fundamental dynamic at work?

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Re: public WiFi services

I've been using Noscript for some months now, and it's rendered (sorry) my browser almost useless.

Granted, it stops a lot of annoying stuff. But it makes quite a few web pages - fail to show me anything interesting. I can, of course, enable the scripts - but there's, like, 30 of them, from ten different domains - am I going to tick each one in turn to see which ones are or aren't necessary? Am I hell.

No, instead I'll open a separate session in Chrome for that page.

I'm sorry, you may be happy living with a Javascript-less browser and good for you. But it doesn't work for me.

UK drone collision study didn't show airliner window penetration

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Re: UK gov impact studies (again)

"Policy-based evidence", exactly.

That's what democracy means: decisions are meant to reflect the will of the masses, not "scientific evidence".

Some rosy-eyed idealogues seem to think that the masses should want evidence-based policy, thus happily resolving this apparent conflict. Unfortunately, as we all know,"should" and "will" are orthogonal.

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Re: But does it need to break to create a risk?

I doubt that there's much of the country that's more than 100km from an airfield.

If we interpret "airfield" as "commercial airport", then you could get away with it in most of the Scottish Highlands, the far west (Devon/Cornwall), and possibly some small area of the Cotswolds.

If we're going to include private and military airfields, though - well, I can't even find a map of those. (And I suspect looking too hard would probably get me added to a watchlist.)

I think a no-fly zone within about 10 km of an airport would be something like reasonable. 100 km seems overly conservative.

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Re: Missing the point

Governments, in general, love "doing things". They think it looks better on their CV than "not doing things". "Not doing things" leaves them open to attack from the Wail and the Depress about how they're leaving us all in danger. Doing "something", no matter how dumb, means that the tabloids have to abandon baseless fearmongering, they have a choice between "seriously thinking about the changes" and "moving on to the next thing", and that's always an easy choice for them.

So governments are always strongly prejudiced in favour of action over inaction, even when inaction is the wiser as well as the cheaper course.

Fetch calls Uber's bluff: See you in court, bros!

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Re: I'm torn...

Just remember the golden rule: whoever wins, we lose.

Uber wins? (and I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that) - then new rules appear imposing ridiculous record-keeping requirements on advertising companies, and now no-one except Google can even get into the market.

Fetch wins? - that would be seen as a vindication of click rates, which have always been deeply suspect (and suspected), and would be a shot in the arm for in-app advertising, with the obvious depressing consequences.

Big shock: $700 Internet-of-Things door lock not a success

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Re: Bah!

Meh. My front door, which is quite typical for my city, puts maybe 4mm of glass between me and the rest of civilisation - and yet very few people own guns.

The trick is to leave out the scare quotes around "civilization".

Oh good. Transport for London gives Capita £80m for WAN, LAN and Wi-Fi

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Re: "To ink" is not a verb.

Repeat after me: there is no noun that cannot be verbed.

Firefox 57's been quietly delaying tracking scripts

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Re: Oh, that's why

I'm sorry, but the pages have been out there longer than this feature. If it doesn't "behave perfectly in every case", then it's Firefox that's "badly written".

I've been loyal to Firefox for *more* than 57 versions, but Quantum is seriously testing me. Pretty much every day, I see Firefox spawning too many processes, taking up way more CPU time than it should, and in extreme cases crashing my entire system. This didn't happen pre-Quantum. (And - just sayin' - it doesn't happen with Chrome.)

UK, US govt and pals on WannaCry culprit: It woz the Norks wot done it

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Yeah, I always get confused by this.

On the one hand, it's a backward little shithole with the population of Afghanistan, a GDP that's less than half the UK defence budget, and fewer IP addresses than Market Harborough.

On the other hand, it's a sinister unstoppable power capable of standing off the entire US, and striking with impunity at NATO countries who can do nothing, nothing I tell you, to stop them.

Seriously, when I wor' a lad we had the Soviet Union to worry about. There, at least, was an enemy that could credibly be talked up to those sorts of levels of paranoia. But North Korea? Something is badly wrong with this picture.

If it is true, then what that tells us is that defence (and national security) budgets are a complete waste of money. If we can't even stop North feckin' Korea from attacking us, then what the hell use is all this hardware we spend so much on?

Last week: Microsoft accused of covering up rape claim. This week: Microsoft backs anti-cover-up law ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Right hand, left hand...

What this looks like to me is that Microsoft's top management have only just noticed the PR shitstorm, and are doing their best to counter it. That includes not just supporting a fortuitous bit of legislation, but also changing their own internal procedures and rules.

That's a good thing. The only really heinous bit here is that - apparently - some level of management was, previously, able to quash the complaint without the higher-ups being aware of it. (Probably, though not provably, because the top management wanted it that way.)

But now things are changing. And that's good. I don't see the point in carping on what's gone wrong in the past, if it's being addressed properly now.

Of course, if we learn that the new rules still allow (or even encourage) middle management to browbeat, bribe or intimidate female employees out of escalating complaints, then that would be a whole 'nother complaint. But there's no sign of that in this article.

UK reaches peak Bitcoin as bin firm accepts cryptocurrency

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Do they also accept gold?

Or tulip bulbs?

How do they determine the exchange rate? Do they count the rate at the moment the transaction is requested, or when it's completed?

Dear Mr Hall, BTC is not a currency. Nobody is dumb enough to try to pay you in it. But I imagine you might have a few customers who are unscrupulous enough to fake payment in it (they'll cheerfully send you screenshots showing that they've made the transaction, which you'll have no choice but to honour because you made this bloody silly announcement, but with transaction times being what they are, the customer could be up and gone before you can definitively say it was a fake).

Go away.

Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'

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if that story is presented as "news", I would seriously consider finding an alternative newsfeed.

On the other hand, if it's presented as background knowledge that's pretty important to know about if you want to make any kind of sense out of - well, western civilisation basically - or a story used to hang contemporary morals on, then I would just acknowledge it for what it is and carry on with my day.

Seriously, comparing church doctrines with "fake news" is a cheap shot, and one that suggests both ignorance of and indifference to the Roman Catholic position on biblical teaching.

Telly boffin Professor Heinz Wolff has died

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He once appeared on 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue', in a game themed on that very pun. I suggest you go and listen to every series (up to around 2005) to find it.

Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Re: Can't we get rid of May?

That's the screwy thing about basic democracy. 50.0000000000000001% wins.

And that is why no country in the world is insane enough to try to govern itself by direct democracy on that basis. (No, not even Switzerland or California.)

Instead we have elections to pick delegates whom we entrust to do the give and take of governing on our behalf. Indirect democracy, with all sorts of inbuilt rules and balances and delays and balances. The effect is that the political class has to compromise in order to get things done.

And then some retards say things like "Compromise is betrayal, we voted for this and we must have it and nothing else!" Those people are too stupid to entrust with a vote, but sadly there's no way to take it away from them. And that is why we avoid giving them opportunities like the Brexit referendum.

David Cameron, are you listening?

5 reasons why America's Ctrl-Z on net neutrality rules is a GOOD thing

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Re: @Bob Dole ... WTF? Well put

So please explain to me how having to pay up when Comcast extorted money from them (remember 2014?) is a "win/win" for Netflix or anyone other than Comcast?

Well, obviously it's a win for Comcast, because money. And it's a win for Netflix, because it entrenches their position as the provider of online entertainment, and raises the barrier to anyone who wants to try to contest that position. Ergo, win/win.

The only people who lose are nobodies - you know, like potential competitors, who being merely potential competitors, don't yet have enough money to be counted. Oh, and customers.

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Read up on Poe's Law.

And maybe read one or two other articles by the same author.

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Re: @Bob Dole ... WTF? Well put

"businesses will work it out"? - Oh, that's all right then, whatever were we worried about.

"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices" - Adam Smith.

Oi, force Microsoft to cough up emails on Irish servers to the Feds, US states urge Supremes

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Re: Yeah, but common sense, too...

The trouble is that the data in question is protected by Irish and EU law. What the feds demand will, if it happens, be interpreted in Ireland as a criminal hack, and the individuals and companies implicated will then be in much the same uncomfortable position as Laurie Love.

Indeed, it does raise the rather delicious prospect of Ireland demanding the extradition of USSC justices as accessories to the crime. Who would hear *that* case, I wonder?

Critical US mass spying program scrutiny lost amid partisan nonsense

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Re: But shirley...

The fundamental point here is that if the Feds need a warrant to examine the communications of a US citizen, then they will also need exactly the same warrant to examine the communications of an Iranian or Russian or Saudi or whatever other citizen in the same place and time.

It's called "equal protection of the laws", and it's guaranteed by the same constitution as the 4th amendment that everyone likes to bang on about.

You need to decide, are you going to allow this thing or not? One thing you can't do, however, is allow it "only against foreigners".

FCC douses America's net neutrality in gas, tosses over a lit match

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Re: FCC must not make law,

Gosh, it's almost as if all this hasn't been discussed ad nauseam before...

You can "easily surmise" whatever you like, but please take account of the fact that Wheeler was against the Title II solution, it was Obama who pressed for that (which is, I believe, the only real reason why Trump is so determined to undo it now - he neither understands nor cares about the issue, but he knows in his gut that the taint of Obama MUST BE CLEANSED from America).

UK.gov delays biometrics strategy again – but cops will still use the tech

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Re: No strategy is good strategy

If I thought there was any possibility that the police might choose to investigate or even detain me on the basis of my horoscope, then yes, I damn' well would want there to be some written policies around the subject.

'Testing' is all well and good. But when you are using the technology in an environment where it may be affecting real people's lives, you've gone beyond 'testing' into the domain of 'field trials', and at that point you need some kind of strategy in place.

Kaspersky dragged into US govt's trashcan as weaponized blockchain agile devops mulled

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Re: Sigh... it's geographical as well a geopolitical, innit.

In pragmatic terms, nobody is picking on Kaspersky because they are Russian; they are picking on them because the environs in which they operate are technically, legally, and politically controlled by an authoritarian regime which is inimical to many Western interests.

If that's the the case, why single out Kaspersky by name? Surely they should apply a ban to all companies with significant human assets in Russia.

Personally, I suspect Kaspersky's only real crime is "having the temerity to compete with good Murrican companies who are willing, for a price, to say nice things about the Dear Leader".

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Isn't it unusual, for a law to single out a specific company by name?

Looks like the sort of thing you'd do if you were building a clientelist government, a la Zimbabwe or Venezuela - in which the executive simply gives money to its political friends, without any pretense of reason or services being involved.

FBI tells Jo(e) Sixpack to become an expert in IoT security

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Who is this aimed at?

Let's assume, as a starting point, that the FBI is not completely stupid.

Then they know no-one is going to do this. This blog post is not so much instructions for users as a checklist for agents investigating what has gone wrong, when it inevitably does.

I shudder to think what sort of IoT-related shenanigans are going to attract the attention of the FBI in future; but I'm sure it'll happen, if it hasn't already.

Brrr! It's a snow day and someone has pwned the chuffin' school heating

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Re: You have to laugh:

That's because the article didn't mention the important Step 3 of that instruction, which is to "plant scare stories in the press, then lobby the DfE to mandate these steps for any school planning to buy a new BMS".

What do you think you just read?

Within a year or so, that or similar shit will be mandatory. And then the company that's ready to take those steps, and I guarantee that company exists (and quite possibly paid good money for this story to be generated), will be the only player in the market.

Berners-Lee, Woz, Cerf: Cancel flawed net neutrality vote

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The "real neutrality" you call for is something that can't exist. It would require competition between providers of a sort that is impossible in most of America - there are laws, and legal guarantees, against it. Practically every town and city in the country would face lawsuits and counter-suits - from incumbent cable providers, from would-be competitors, from Google and Netflix... To unpick all of that would take tens of thousands of lawyers, and years of billable time.

Or Congress could pass a new law. That's the theoretically correct solution. But Congress doesn't know or care - and it can't get its shit together even on things it supposedly does care about, like healthcare. Realistically, this isn't something that the present Congress is going to address. Nor is the next one. (The one after - well, maybe. That's about how long it generally takes to build half-way respectable legislation.)

The beauty of Title 2 was that it cut through all that bullshit. It worked, well sorta, where no plausible alternative would. And Pai recognizes that, because he's reversing it without so much as proposing an alternative, probably because he knows any alternative he could propose would be laughed out of court.

Russian hacker clan exposed: They're called MoneyTaker, and they're gonna take your money

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I don't believe we have sufficient information to choose between:

- they're not really Russian at all

- they're not located in Russia

- they're real independent criminals, not directly connected to the oligarchy

- the Russian attacks are part of an internal squabble among the oligarchy

- the Russian attacks are part of the group's camouflage

- the Russian attacks are a fabrication by Group-IB to muddy the picture

... and probably several more possible explanations I've missed.

Forget Bruce Willis, Earth's atmosphere is our best defense against meteorites

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Doesn't follow

You can't tell me that shooting Bruce Willis at the offending object, with sufficient force, wouldn't also help to break it up. So we want to keep him in reserve all the same.

Euro Patent Office ignores ruling and refuses entry to vindicated judge

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It seems to me that El Reg's reporting on this topic has been a mite one-sided. That's not to say it's wrong, just that it leaves a lot of questions...

Speaking from a position of total ignorance, I'm wondering why (a) I haven't seen any other coverage in any other forum, and (b) there is no mention of soliciting comment from the EPO hierarchy. What it looks like is that either Mr Corcoran or one of his friends has been passing the story directly to El Reg, which is then reporting it as objective, unvarnished fact - from, for some reason, its US office.

I'm thinking that a quality news outlet would, by now, have revealed its sources, or at least explained why it wasn't doing so. And don't try to pretend that you stumbled across the story while routinely monitoring the proceedings of the ILO, because I won't believe you.

Los Angeles police tell drivers not to trust navigation apps as wildfires engulf area

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Re: Seriously

Some of the roads concerned are quite long and windy between junctions. It's entirely possible to start driving down it, and not see so much as a whiff of smoke for several miles after you've passed the last junction at which you could have chosen a different route.

If more than a handful of cars get themselves into this situation, you have a recipe for a certain amount of chaos and doubt as they all try to turn around.

It's not necessarily that stupid.

Bitcoin price soars amid technical troubles for exchanges

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Re: Can I buy Tulips with Bitcoin?

Where, specifically, can you buy tulips with Btc?

Because my local garden centre certainly doesn't accept them.

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