* Posts by Chopper Mozart

2 posts • joined 9 Mar 2010

US Navy develops toss-proof robot crane

Chopper Mozart
Joke

Encouraging development

So presumably, and after a suitable time for miniaturisation, we can expect Sony WalkArms to enable us to place our pints on (apparently) violently wallowing bar surfaces?

Swords into ploughshares right there!

Nazi-doodlebug-powered father of all paintball guns patented

Chopper Mozart
FAIL

The magic bullet?

Even though the patent has just been granted, I believe this machine has been available for a while. Not seen many on the field though, I wonder why? Carrying a bottle of compressed flammable gas may seem even more dangerous than compressed inert gas?

Either El Reg has raised it's game in terms of parody outrage, or they have never played paintball. I'm hoping it's the former....

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