* Posts by JimmyPage

2332 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010

Rosetta probe delivers jaw-to-the-floor find: Molecular oxygen

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One vaguely wonders

if comets have been spraying the Earth with ozone forever ? Yet (another) example of how the universe interacts.

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VXers eyeing 'undetectable' codeless code-injection technique

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WTF?

er ... am I right in thinking

"codelessn code" is another way of saying that instead of writing the code yourself, you direct code other people have written to do your dirty work, by crafting a config for it ?

e.g. rm *.* -rf in a script ?

News ?

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Ring Chime: Needy wireless doorbell or $30 bling t'ing?

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Main problem round here

is no-one uses the ****ing doorbell. *If* you're lucky, you might hear the mouse fart they call a knock.

When we actually got to ask our postie why he never rang the bell he didn't say "what bell" (which would have been understandable). No, he just said "I don't know if it works or not."

He's a moron. He's part of a league of morons.

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'Safe Harbor': People in Europe 'can get quite litigious about this'

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Beat me to it ..

Time for a new icon ... pot and kettle perhaps ?

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Online VAT fraud: Calls for government crackdown grow louder

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The logical conclusion, (of course)

is an endpoint where all taxes are equivalent. No one loses, no one wins.

Of course, as the EU so clearly demonstrates, where there is monetary union, can political union be far behind.

Of course, if there are people who don't want this, then it needs to be considered how people *oppose* political unions ---------------->

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Of course, they could just pass a law

requiring*eBay* (et al) to collect the VAT.

Although as someone who used to receive C&Es (now HMRC) quarterly billet-doux with such groundbreaking decisions about what was and was not exempt (bear in mind the pasty tax uses mean ambient temperature as a threshold) I would pity eBay.

Presumably eBays *fees* include VAT ?

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Apollo 15 commander's lunar timepiece goes under the hammer

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Moon hoax FFS

AS Mythbusters pointed out (every 30 seconds) in their episode *busting* the hoax myths.

"THE MOON IS NOT THE EARTH"

and anyone who looks at the photos and then points out "light doesn't do that" is correct.

On Earth.

On the Moon (as shown) things are different. Lack of atmosphere for a start. It's indisputable the Apollo pictures were taken in a vacuum.

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Re: Urban Myth

No cite ?

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours :)

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Tip of the hat to old school

*Omega explains: "When NASA chose this watch, they requested a hesalite crystal, which, unlike a sapphire crystal, does not break into tiny fragments on impact. This feature is very important for astronauts, as the tiny fragments of a broken sapphire crystal would pose a danger in a zero-gravity environment."

Now *that* is preparation,. *That* is properly scoping out a project. And *that* is proper specification.

Like the reason they didn't use pencils (Russian gags aside) was because of the danger of graphite floating into electrical circuits. *That's* why the Apollo pens cost so much.

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US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Not really sure it takes Sherlock Holmes.

They were bought by one of the countries that would like ISIS to triumph.

Saudi Arabia ?

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Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

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So, the US *was* wrong

the sheer nerve of the US trying to explain *our* laws to us.

Next year, Teresa May explains to the US congress how they don't really get the US constitution.

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US tries one last time to sway EU court on data-slurping deal

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OT, (but hopefully of interest)

Is there a word - possibly from another language - to describe the situation of the "inferior" in a relationship presuming to lecture the "superior" ?

In this case, the US explaining to the EU that the EU understanding of EU law is flawed ?

Or (as happened a year ago) Alex Salmond explaining to the Bank Of England how the Bank of England didn't understand British monetary policy ?

There must be a word. There must

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Hash-tag CompSci: FBI grooms pre-weed teens

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FAIL

War on Terror meets War on Drugs

pass the popcorn ....

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Solar panel spammer hit by UK’s biggest ever nuisance calls fine

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Re: Dump the landline ...

Sorry I have no advice.

We managed to buy a house in one of the most topsy-turvey places in Britain.

Technically, we live in a city. But are 5 minutes walks from a "shire" with beautiful countryside all around.

We're 2 minutes from a motorway.

We're a "deprived area" (no stamp duty, thanks to Gordon Brown) yet are cabled up to the max. My standard 60MBps pure-cable connection is better than *any* of our directors (so they tell me). And I am a minutes walk from a highly-ranked UK university (although not so highly ranked they reply to my emails).

Mobile coverage is 100% for every network - probably due to the proliferation of masts on tower blocks within line of sight.

And a 10 minute drive from the newest hospital in the UK.

Yet house prices here are sub-normal. Currently. A couple of country-dwelling friends have commented that they would pay more for a property with decent broadband.

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Dump the landline ...

3 months ago, for various reasons, we had to pull the phone out of the wall. Since then the world hasn't ended. We have already ensured that any communications are email/twitter/ Hospitals and doctors seem to be able to call the mobile.

Bottom line, is 3 months without a landline, and not a single cold call. Probably not what Virgin Media will want to hear when I next call them up "to quit".

Presumably the fact that you still have to pay for a mobile call means they are much less prone to spamming ?

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Slander-as-a-service: Peeple app wants people to rate and review you – whether you like it or not

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"Peeple"

why did I immediate think of "Menshn" ?

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Bill Bailey: The man, the musician, the comic, the troll, the legend

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Hindi-Indie

the mash-up of Dueling Banjos/Creep with the Indian band and choir is probably my favourite.

Oh, hang on .... how about "Cars" playing on a rack of bicycle horns ?

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UK.gov wants a cloud wizard at £1,000 a DAY. That's more than the prime minister's salary

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Oddly, the job spec does not ask for security clearance

I predict the person who has (already) filled this post (what ? You *really* thought this was an above-board business) doesn't have security clearance, and

has proven knowledge and experience of operating within a Microsoft private cloud system system, plus proven knowledge in non-Microsoft technologies, such as Agresso, Cisco core networking, NetApp Storage, and HP Blade Centre and Compute.

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iOS 9 update set to bork 'hundreds of thousands of EU businesses'

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Hardly a surprise though

For something which really should be the dogs bollocks, it seems to me that bluetooth is fragmented and badly implemented in most cases.

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For just $400 you can have this Raspberry Pi – and MINE BITCOIN

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Reminds me of the comment about the Analytical Engine

that the only use for it would be to calculate how much it had cost

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Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS

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Disappointed

So far into comments, and no comparison to the pitch drop experiment ?

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UK terror law probe stresses 'safeguards' amid MI5 plot claims

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The joke icon spoils the truth .....

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since 7/7 "only two people have been killed by terrorists"

And how many innocent people have been killed by the police ?

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Blood-crazy climate mosquitoes set to ground Santa's reindeer

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Of course this is good news ...

for those people who advocate eating insects as a source of protein.

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US Catholic Church launches app for Jesus-phone

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Bishop Christopher Coyne

Nominative determinism at work there. Or proof God *does* have a sense of humour.

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English, Spanish

not Latin ?

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Apple working on 3D mapping at secret Swedish hideaway

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Saw the Apple car here last week

(Birmingham).

Quite an impressive piece of kit on the roof ....

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Confession: I was a teenage computer virus writer

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sending text commands to the monitor

ah, that was how mainframes did graphics in those days. Techtronix and Wyse terminals ring bells.

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Hey, glassholes: Google patents movement-sensing, shape-shifting specs

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Already drifting OT ...

whatever happened to the idea of using a film of liquid curved with electrostatic force to replace solid lenses ? Maybe bit premature for eyeglasses, but for cameras ?

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Vanished global warming may not return – UK Met Office

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And then people wonder why the Met Office lost the BBC contract ?

For at least 10 - maybe 15 years, I (not a climatologist nor a meteorologist) I have been increasingly sceptical of how the Met Office headlines can be connected to the data. It seems to me that *whatever* the (pesky ?) data shows, the story from the Met Office conveniently fits the narrative of <p><del>global warming</del></p> "climate change". Making the Met Office look like prize charlies, when the "BBQ" summers they insist will happen didn't. And then when the mild winters they insisted we will keep having didn't either (anyone remember 2010-2011 ?).

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'Walter Mitty' IT manager admits to buying gun on dark web

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Re: Entrapment?

Probably finely nuanced ...

The key question is "would the defendant have acted as they did, if the police had done nothing ?"

In this case it would seem the defendant would have - they seem to have dreamt up the idea of buying a gun, and if it hadn't been for the actions of the police, may very well have got one. A real one. And like people who want to be MPs, the very last person who should have a gun, is someone who wants to have a gun. They are - by definition - dangerous people.

So in this case, big up for plod --->

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Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

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Yodel ...

I was on a conference call by my (home) office window last week. Facing the road. Saw an anonymous white van pull up. Driver gets out, walks up path. Hearing no doorbell, I assume the Missis, who's in the lounge (i.e. by the front door) has dealt with it.

Imagine *our* surprise when next day, we find a card jammed into the letterbox (so you couldn't see it from the inside) from Yodel, telling us we'd "been out" when they tried to deliver.

Collected the parcel from a neighbour who said the driver "had rung your bell, and banged your door for ages" ...

Bollocks he did. CCTV (which will catch a lot of lying towrags out - vis dashcams) shows him neither ringing the bell, nor knocking. Just carefully folding the postcard up to ensure it remained hidden till next day.

If your job is really *that* boring, why not change, rather then waste your life ?

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Court battle date set for £300m BT Cornwall termination dispute

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Ah, BT

when our office was closed, and remaining staff transferred to homeworking, it was decided to install separate phone/broadband lines for them. I argued against the office managers decision of BT, and was given an opportunity to contact Virgin. Which I did, but they didn't reply, so probably no great loss there.

BT managed to cock up every single install for 5 people. When it was all sorted (2 months after the contract date) the office manager asked why I had been so anti-BT, and couldn't understand my answer ... "I've used them."

Seriously, my wife and I can't recall a single time we've had a BT service from install to moving which hasn't been blighted with some spectacular incompetence.

The worrying thing is, having been private for the better part of 40 years, all the systematic incompetence from the 1970s era must be gone now. So where is this new generation of muppetry coming from ?

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Voluminous Versailles vagina viciously violated – again

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"everything will be done to identify the authors" ?

Is this a translation fail ... did someone see autuer, and not grasp the subtleties of nuanced meaning.

"Culprits" would have been more appropriate. "Perpetrators" even better.

"Authors" bestows a degree of respectability on the criminals.

e2a: I did briefly look to see if I could find an original report, to see what Mr. Hollande actually said. But then I really couldn't be bothered.

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HMRC breaches job applicants' privacy in mass email spaff

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If only they'd hired a script kiddie

to write a plugin to stop emails with more than <x> addresses in the "TO" field from being sent.

If they were *really* clever they'd have got a job applicant to do it for free.

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French hacker besmuts road sign right under Les Plods' noses

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Bravo !

et nous ditons les Francais avoir pas un bon sens de l'humour.

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NHS to go paperless by 2020. No, really, it will, says gros fromage

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Ah, the paperless office, like nuclear fusion ...

just around the corner.

Those El Reggers old enough (like me) to remember the PC boom of the early 80s will recall how the first peripheral that got purchased after the computer was a printer ....

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Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

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WTF?

Seriously ! 35 comments

and NO ONE has mentioned this is the plot of "Gasping" by Ben Elton.

Which I saw in the 1980s, with Hugh Laurie and Bernard Hill.

Well, at least I know how this story is going to end.

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Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge

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Merely a reflection of society

where few people take data protection seriously

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Visitors no longer welcomed to Scotland's 'Penis Island'

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Proof, (if it were needed)

That a lot of this linguistic pride is an affectation, pure and simple. Which would be fine and dandy, if public money weren't being spunked on it.

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What's Russia smoking? Kremlin bans Wikipedia for dopey article

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FAIL

Because there are no other online resources

telling you how to grow plants ?

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Oi, Google! Remove links to that removed story, yells forceful ICO

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Out of interest ...

what are Bing doing ?

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Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank becomes TV reality

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Re: More ideas

Celebrity Beekeeping ?

Feltch with [Vanessa] Feltz ?

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Throwing shit against a wall ...

...with Chris Eubank ?

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Yet another Android app security bug: This time 'everything is affected'

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A storey of flaws ?

Anyway, all of this seems to underscore what I said nearly two years ago, after messing around on the fringes of Android (because my wife has accessibility issues).

Android is a great toy operating system. But it's not ready for any real work.

Having bought a new phone, with a much later version of Android, I'm still of that opinion.

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Enjoy vaping while you still can, warns Public Health England

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Evidence based policy ?

That's for other people.

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Mumsnet founder 'swatted by misogynist griefers'

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If mumsnet just hashed the passwords

Or protected the Access database with a password ?

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EE Harrier Mini grounded by errant Wi-Fi calling upgrade

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Surprised the statement didn't end

with an offer to "...borrow you a phone, while yours is being fixed"

It a sad state of affairs, when a techie has better English skills than the marketing department.

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Has anyone lost 37 dope plants, Bolton cops nonchalantly ask on Facebook

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Hermies

My understanding is that some female plants can change the gender of some of their flowers when they haven't been pollinated

If they do, they weren't "female" plants, but hermaphrodites that were expressing female traits over male.

A true female plant, is a true female plant. Cuttings and clones will always be female.

It's all to do with F1/F2 hybridization.

As a previous poster suggested, for an "illegal" substance, there is an awful lot known about cannabis. In PhD. depth.

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