* Posts by andy gibson

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Relive your misspent, 8-bit youth on the BBC's reopened Micro archive

andy gibson

BBC Telesoftware

http://teletext.mb21.co.uk/gallery/ceefax/telesoftware/

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Please tighten your passwords and assume the brace position, says plane-tracking site

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Panic

A couple of years back, my assistant's OH was off to the US from the UK. It was her first ever trip on a plane and she was scared, and he was a little apprehensive too.

I suggested he put the Flightradar website on his workstation's second screen so he could watch the flight progress through the day.

I can still see the picture of horror on his face when he saw the plane had turned around some way across the Atlantic and was slowly returning to Ireland to land and he had no way of knowing what was up until it landed and she called (faulty air conditioner in the cabin).

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Brit drone biz Sensat notches up 29km remote-control flight

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hot air balloons

Amazon need to go really old school - hot air balloons with parachutes attached to the parcels. I'd happily drift around the district all day dropping stuff by 'chute.

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1,300 customers of Brit bank TSB defrauded due to botched IT migration

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It says a lot

If phishers can get your account details and get into your account quicker than you can

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Finally, San Francisco cleans up the crap from its streets – yes, all those fscking scooters

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Re: 50cc Motorised Bicycles

Electric bikes: licensing, tax and insurance

https://www.gov.uk/electric-bike-rules

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America's forgotten space station and a mission tinged with urine, we salute you

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Atari Space Shuttle

I'm not sure if it was Skylab you rendezvoused with on the game, but it was to me.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZlpIw789EcE/hqdefault.jpg

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Commodore 64 owners rejoice: The 1541 is BACK

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emulated microdrive

Already exists:

https://vdrivezx.com/vdrivezx/

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Sir Clive Sinclair dragged into ZX Spectrum reboot battle

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No photos

Despite claims they have models "ready to ship" they refuse to respond to numerous requests for photos of boxes or distribution centres.

And check out the International Shipping bit on their website:

https://retro.business/shipping-returns/

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Last attempt to find MH370 starts this week

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Excuse the DM Link

But some nice pictures of some things they've found while looking for the MH370:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5685657/MH370-search-missing-Malaysia-Airlines-plane-discover-two-huge-structures-Australian-coast.html

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Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Re: Glad you've covered this

IIRC the Shane Ridge situation you refer to was quickly resolved the next day.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/30/home-office-apologises-for-wrongly-telling-british-man-shane-ridge-leave-uk

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Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

andy gibson

David Coulthard

Although Steve Jones ruins C4's F1 Coverage, David Coulthard is the undisputed king of grid walks and double enterdres - especially when he's paired up with Mark Webber.

IIRC in 2017 at Monaco he was walking backwards and talking to the camera when he walked into the Crown Prince.

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Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street

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councillor Don Thomas quoted as saying: "It never ceases to amaze me the lengths some people will go to fly-tip when it would be just as easy to take material to the council recycling centre and dispose of it legally."

I'll tell you why Don, based on my local ones:

1) Tips close before I finish work. At weekends there are massive queues.

2) Surly staff

3) Striking staff

4) Expensive charges if you dare to turn up in anything other than a car.

5) And probably the most obvious one: "A speedboat, we're not f*cking taking that".

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Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Re: Throw Data and Riker in there

"Wasn't Einstein also in that scene?"

yep, played by the fella who played Bishop Brennan in Father Ted!

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Fancy a viaduct? We have a wrought Victorian iron marvel to sell you

andy gibson

Forgotten Relics

For a great list of other industrial relics around the UK, have a look at this site:

http://www.forgottenrelics.co.uk/

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AI racks up insane high scores after finding bug in ancient video game

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But when he got the high score

Did he type his name in the high score table as POO or ASS?

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Sheer luck helped prevent mid-air drone glider prang in Blighty

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time to....

start arming all aircraft? :-)

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Virgin Media's Brit biz broadband goes TITSUP: Total Inability To Support Upset People

andy gibson

support line closed

I noticed that the support line was closed due to an "emergency evacuation".

Perhaps that means "Christ the phones are ringing off the hook, lets all go out to the pub".

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RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Edinburgh Woolen Mill

Who on earth are their financial advisers to recommend buying such a lame duck?

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Crowdfunding small print binned as Retro Computers Ltd loses court refund action

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New investment opportunity for people with refunded cash

Send your £105 refund to me and I'll:

Buy a PSP on Ebay for about £20

Softmod and Install a Spectrum emulator on it

Ship it to you first class.

£££££££££££ :-)

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Anti-missile missile misses again, US military mum on meaning of mess

andy gibson

Launched from Hawaii?

Considering they've had the crapping of their lives, I'm sure a missile launch is the last thing the residents needed.

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Forget cyber crims, it's time to start worrying about GPS jammers – UK.gov report

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Galileo

I'm just glad we don't have to rely on the US GPS system and have a big part in the European Galileo project. Oh.....

http://gpsworld.com/brexit-fallout-galileo-center-moves-from-uk-to-spain/

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New Sky thinking: Media giant makes dish-swerving move on Netflix territory

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I miss ASTRA

And the days of when Sky were just a niche UK broadcaster with a few channels on the 1A satellite, alongside channels owned by W H Smith and the RTL channels which got a bit saucy with "Tutti Fruitti" on a Sunday night, and FILMNET with dodgy plug in decoders.

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UK's Just Eat faces probe after woman tweets chat-up texts from 'delivery guy'

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Just Eat Don't Care

I've left a bad review of a takeaway in the past and got hassled by the takeaway through text messaging directly to remove it.

Just Eat didn't care one bit.

Same when a local takeaway got 0/5 for hygiene, and they still promoted it.

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IT buyer? Had enough of pesky resellers cold calling? You aren't alone

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Probrand are the worst

"Hi, just ringing to see if you need anything?" on a weekly basis.

Yeah I've got a massive shopping list here and I was just waiting for you to call.

And that is why you and Softcat don't get a single penny of my IT budget, and my decent sales managers who never ring me will.

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Rocky Ross 128 b might harbour aliens – and it's headed right for us

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Frontier Elite 2

As I always do in these cases, I dig out FE2 and see how accurate Braben and Bell were with their predictions of planets.

Ross 128 does have two rocky planetoids, one used as a prison colony. Permit Required.

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Japan finds long, deep tunnel on the Moon

andy gibson

The future of mankind, back to living in caves.

I thought Trump Vs North Korea would have been the reason.

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Moon trumps Mars in new US space policy

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Does the Vice President have a micro-penis, that he's trying to compensate for?

Yes, its called Donald.

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The new, new Psion is getting near production. Here's what it looks like

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Sony Vaio P

The Sony Vaio P was a decent mini machine which could have easily taken the Psion 5's crown.

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Asteroid Florence buzzes Earth, brings two moons along for the ride

andy gibson

Re: only ones saved

"Buy guaranteed entry to heaven by sending 1 Bitcoin to ..."

HappyDude, 742 Evergreen Terrace?

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Virgin Media customers complain of outages across UK

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Kodi users reporting?

I wonder how many people who logged issues were incompetent Kodi users? There's a few FB support pages where users have posted "Kodi doesn't work, my internet must be down" when in reality its just a few streaming sources (usually football) which have been blocked and they've not bothered to check anything else.

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Lenovo thought PC salesfolk could sell servers and was wrong by about $500m

andy gibson

tainted brandname

After having my fingers burnt in the past with Lenovo desktops and laptops, I wouldn't go near their servers.

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Cancel your summer trip to nearby Proxima b. No chance of life, room service, say boffins

andy gibson

Frontier Elite 2

Every time there's a "local" planetary discovery, I fire up Frontier Elite 2 to see what David Braben forecast:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c134/gibbo501/FE2_1.jpg

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The Atari retro games box is real… sort of

andy gibson

Atari 2600: the original and still the best?

Except your pic doesn't show the original.

This is the original, with difficulty switches on the front:

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/egamia/images/7/7c/Atari2600sixSwitch.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081220220526

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Radiohead hides ZX Spectrum proggie in OK Computer re-release

andy gibson

Radiohead "Nude" on Spectrum

This was a rather good project with a Spectrum and some other old IT:

https://vimeo.com/1109226

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Mappy days! Ordnance Survey offers up free map of UK greenery

andy gibson

Maverick for Android

Free app, has OS maps to 1:25,000 as well as others.

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Britain's warhead-watcher to simulate Trident nukes with Atos supercomputer

andy gibson

Re: As long as the managment processor isn't open to the net of course.

"Wouldn't want anyone with a blank password getting free reign, would we?"

I tried "Joshua", that didn't work either :-(

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50th anniversary of the ATM opens debate about mobile payments

andy gibson

paying in cheques

I like the cashpoints that let you pay in cheques.

What I *don't* like is the fact that my crappy bank keeps them locked away inside branches with lousy opening hours.

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HMS Windows XP: Britain's newest warship running Swiss Cheese OS

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"we are less susceptible to cyber than most.”

Cyber what? Probably Cybermen.

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Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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"[When I joined it] was like a John Le Carre novel, people were leaving packets of money in hollow trees in Hampstead Heath," she recalled."

1. Is this still done?

2. Where might these trees be?

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The revolution will not be televised: How Lucas modernised audio in film

andy gibson

Grandpa Simpson "Turn it up"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu0R96OZy6w

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PAH! Four decades of Star Wars: No lightsabers, no palm-sized video calls

andy gibson

Leia's problems recording the video on R2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TNN9xV2MkI

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'Trash-80' escapes the dustbin of history with new TRS-80 emulator

andy gibson

Video Genie

Advert for it (and Lowe) here:

http://www.classic-computers.org.nz/system-80/other%20guises_video%20genie_large.jpg

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TRAPPIST-1's planets are quiet. Quiet as the grave, in fact

andy gibson

Meanwhile, on TRAPPIST-1e

A scientist is composing a similar report on the newly discovered Sol system and its multitude of planets......

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Plusnet slapped with £880k fine for billing ex customers

andy gibson

fines don't work

All they'll do is put up their prices so their customer pay the fine for them.

Instead, force them to reduce their prices and lock them for x years.

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Lloyds to outsource 2,000 staff in IBM deal

andy gibson

Century 21

IIRC Century 21 was a Gerry Anderson company. So make your own dummies / puppets joke here :-)

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Salford and Liverpool City Councils plan IT trading venture

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CoSocius

CoSocius - set up from Cheshire West council started this in 2015.

http://www.cosocius.co.uk/

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The Psion returns! Meet Gemini, the 21st century pocket computer

andy gibson

Sony Vaio P

I had one of these briefly:

http://sony.tabletsnlaptops.com/sony-vaio-p-pocket-pc-436.html

It almost ticked all the boxes, but was frightfully slow.

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Licence-fee outsourcer Capita caught wringing BBC tax from vulnerable

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Am I one of the lucky ones?

I decided to give up on TV when I moved and my new place had no TV aerial.

I filled in the form saying I didn't watch TV, they popped round, they were polite, I was polite. They went away and I've heard nothing since, over a year on.

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Feel like a spot of planet-hunting? Here's 1,600 suns worth of data

andy gibson

Elite

I always like comparing Planet discoveries with my Frontier Elite map:

http://www.classicamiga.com/images/stories/jreviews/games/F/manuals/Frontier_Elite2(map)(scan).jpg

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Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

andy gibson

FACT on BBC today

A representative from FACT was on the Victoria Derbyshire programme on BBC2 this morning, relating to a morning raid where 5 people were arrested and 700 boxes seized.

In it he said that "streaming was illegal", "Kodi boxes are illegal" and that the police would be looking at the accounts of the 5 arrested and going round and speaking to the buyers.

Watch on iPlayer, scroll on to around 20 minutes in.

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