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Jesus walks away after 7,000lb pipe van incident

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Re: Jesus!

They would learn to do that eventually, but until then they would probably get cross.

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JavaScript spec gets strung out on padding

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Re: broken by design?

The functional side of Javascript is exactly the thing that makes it powerful and perhaps my favourite part of the language, but functional programming is hard to grasp conceptually, hard to learn and - in my opinion at least - harder to write in a way that is easy for other developers to follow.

Most developers see a language that looks a bit java-like and assume they can write java ( or C or C# ) with it, which is understandable, and then desperately try and squidge the language into their expectations. That makes for cumbersome code that eventually gets the job done and is fairly easy to read.

Of course as you say most people using Javascript aren't programmers at all by training and just keep poking at the code and pasting from StackOverflow until it works.

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Bloke takes over every .io domain by snapping up crucial name servers

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Re: Never fucking heard of it

It has some very high profile users - for a long time Old MacDonald hosted his farm at eie.io

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Trump to world: Forget moving to America to do a startup

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Re: The Post-US Era... Europe forth place

I bet people regularly express appreciation of your comments.

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DIY music veteran SoundCloud flounders, lays off 40% of staff

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I use it for podcasting which you would think would be an ideal revenue stream for them seeing as it necessitates a lot of data and you pretty much have to pay to subscribe ( also true of every other podcast service of course ) but they don't put much effort into supporting it or making positive moves for podcasters and I have certainly heard some horror stories from other podcasters about working with them. If they're going to focus on content creators then offering some podcast support seems like a fair idea.

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Semiconductor-laced bunny eyedrops appear to nuke infections

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Re: Control group?

"We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-ones gonna eat your eyes."

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Constant work makes the kilo walk the Planck

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Re: Isn't there a risk ...

This is interesting to me in general- how do we know that our constants are constant? I know that the speed of light can very by medium, are there other potential variances that we don't know about because they don't show up in our corner of the universe?

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Civil rights warriors get green light to challenge UK mass surveillance

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Re: "crime in the UK is in decline"?

In addition to the police statistics we have the National Crime Survey which is independent and victim reported ( which is why the tabloid headlines about "WHY DOESN'T THE CRIME SURVEY INCLUDE MURDER???!?!?!!!!111" are so ridiculous ) and that seems to concur that crime is on currently reducing - in fact crime seems to have been in decline across the western world and nobody really knows why, hence the questions about leaded petrol etc.

Suffice it to say it's another classic British industry in decline.

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GitHub flub spaffs 8Tracks database, 18 million accounts leaked

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WTF?

To me the big question is why the content of the database was ever on Github. Structure, sure, I get that. But the records inside?

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Blunder down under: self-driving Aussie cars still being thwarted by kangaroos

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Re: What about wombats

To be fair, cats seldom travel that fast.

At least if you hit a badger your hubcaps can double as a shaving brush for a while.

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Darkness to fall over North America from a total solar eclipse

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Re: 'Snot fair

I don't like the idea of a personal eclipse from May. The last thing I want is her moon all over the sun.

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Re: Darkness fell over America in November

Practically, kind of a disappointment for everyone else too. Imagine what a wonderful world one could make if all the religious nutjobs suddenly vanished into the sky.

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From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

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Re: So when will the politicians learn?

We have had twenty-five, maybe thirty years of spin-based politics, where marketing crept into election campaigns and became a driving force. But in that period marketing crept into everything else as well and now we have a generation who grew up being marketed at so hard and so constantly by everyone that it is just noise to them. The smart political move now is to have clear convictions that you are willing to stick to and argue for, to be the person you claim to be and to step away from the tired marketing and spin-doctor tropes that have lead our electoral narratives for so long.

It feels like a breath of fresh air to have some actual politics back in our politics, instead of just buffed surfaces and used-car-salesman slickery.

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Two hot Jupiters around two similar stars orbiting at similar distances look similar, right? WRONG

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Re: "Cruel mistress science throws astroboffins a curveball"

A cruel mistress throwing a curveball may also be the most jumbled up metaphor that El Reg subheaders have brought us for some time.

But then again, I suppose they are trying to create a pitcher in words.

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Oil and lube firm offers to ease pains of frustrated office workers

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That reminds me

I used to work at an oil company and we had to deal with some slippery customers.

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Microsoft boosts its AI framework with Cognitive Toolkit 2.0

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More like PARROTY level, amirite????

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Gravitational waves permanently change spacetime, say astroboffins

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Re: You can only be a "Centre of Excellence" ...

We can go one better: "Majestic Australian Ray Mass Institute of Technical Excellence"

Yes, I went there.

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The name can be improved upon, however: The Australian Research Society of Excellence, Gravity Rays And Bosons or something along those lines.

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Fancy a relaxed boozy holiday? Keep well away from Great Britain

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Re: "it does not include the food reformulation scheme which has led to chocolate bars shrinking"

The interesting question is what will happen once they can't just blame the big bad EU for everything that is unpopular?

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Hackers emit 9GB of stolen Macron 'emails' two days before French presidential election

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Re: So, just another day in the office...?

"Don't rule out the possibility of a careful, well resourced third party being behind this."

But also don't rule out the possibility of Occam's Razor being applicable in most cases. I don't know whether there is anyone playing five-dimensional chess out there, but when you can follow the money to a logical explanation, going out of your way to search further could be a poor allocation of resources.

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Amazing new boffinry breakthrough: Robots are eating our brains

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Re: Ned Ludd is dead

I think this is by far the most plausible starting point for a war between humans and machines - once everyone else is out of work and they start to get a bit tetchy the 1% or the 0.001% or whoever it is now owns all the resources just turns the war mahines on the rest of us.

Hopefully the Pew institute is going to be preparing us for this by designing anti-robot weaponry, allowing them to become the "Pew pew pew" institute the moment the trouble kicks off.

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Today's bonkers bug report: Microsoft Edge can't print numbers

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Re: If it works, try again?

This certainly sounds like an Edge case.

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The Co-Op Bank's online banking has gone TITSUP*

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Every time something like this happens it's one tick closer to me getting off my ass and finally moving my account somewhere more competent. It's not like they have a significant ethical standpoint now anyway, all owned by hedge funds and vulture capital same as the rest, so it really is inertia by now. The extended downtimes for online banking are chipping that away rapidly by now.

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Microsoft Azure capacity woes hit UK customers. Yes, you read that right

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Re: UK and no Cloud?

Azure is the colour of a totally cloudless sky, so I guess the name should have been a giveaway from the start.

Nice to have an Azure story that isn't just another Blue Sky Of Death though.

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Pen-tester gets past Microsoft VB macro barriers

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In this field its hard to know what you can and can't say

I guess what I'm saying is there must be a lot of red lines for pen testers.

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Amazon: 'Alexa, how do you fix shoddy APIs that keep breaking apps? Asking, er, for a friend'

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Difficult to read

For some reason my break read "Skills Kit" as "Shills Kit" right through the article. Until I noticed my mistake I assumed it was an unusually frank piece of naming.

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Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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Re: I recently ditched Firefox.

In terms of DAW the best thing I've found on Linux is Ardour, which is as good as anything else I have used, but I have only really tinkered with other products on Windows and it is a few years since I did that. I can't say how it matches up to a current Cubase but I will say that once you have the routing figured out it is pretty great as a midi controller and works well for multi-track recording. It's not easy to use but no more difficult than any equivalent tool I have tried in the past.

Of course where VSTs are concerned it is pot luck whether something will run under Wine, I haven't spent as much time looking into that, but for the results I have been aiming for I've found Ardour to be pretty good.

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Re: I recently ditched Firefox.

"Not well documented" is the curse of anything Linux when you get off the beaten track, which is a shame because the tools are often pretty great if one can ever figure out how to make them do anything and utterly frustrating when one can't.

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Re: I recently ditched Firefox.

If you need real audio you're running Jack at minimum latency though, right?

Pulse is fine for day to day work, but with Jack I've managed to get some fairly nice sounding music on an entirely Open Source stack.

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New satellites could cause catastrophic space junk collisions

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Mystery

How has it got to this point without anybody making a joke about a catastrophic junk collision???

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Code-sharing leads to widespread bug sharing that black-hats can track

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Re: Or most of those tutuorials are poison pills to insert vulns

Honestly most of them are written by people who figured out a solution to a problem that was bugging them. If they knew more they probably wouldn't have had such a hard time figuring out the solution so they wouldn't have written the tutorial.

"Badly reviewed tutorials" is all well and good to complain about when one is dealing with a large corporate distributing a development platform, but most of these are volunteer efforts and one is often lucky to find any documentation at all around whatever edge case one is currently working on.

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Back to the future: Honda's new electric car can go an incredible 80 miles!

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Re: Hydrogen fuel cells

From what I could follow, there is definite potential to use hydrogen to get energy from out-of-the-way renewable locations into power networks ( or cars or whatever ) when it is impractical to build massive powerlines. It may also make a good balancing medium to allow us to smooth out renewables production against demand. So there are certainly uses for it in terms of energy infrastructure and if it does fall into those usage scenarios then bringing it into usage as a regular fuel is not so far fetched.

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Oh snap! UK Prime Minister Theresa May calls June election

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A Snap Election eh?

The best thing about a Snap election is that the winner gets the power.

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Boffins fabricate the 'most complex bendy microprocessor yet'

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Re: "Disulfide" forsooth!

Well I for one do not sulfur this foolishness gladly!

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LiveJournal trial a storm in a safe harbour

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Another thing too

Seems like the other big LiveJournal story is the fact their new T&Cs require you to accept being bound by Russian law and all their non-Russian users appear to be engaged in an exodus.

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Who really gives a toss if it's agile or not?

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Re: Agile only works if all stakeholders agree on an outcome

A big part of the problem is that all the in-house software expertise in the civil service got privatised in the 90s, so they have nobody of their own with any knowledge of software development at all. That makes it really hard to get solid co-operation between the in-house people with domain knowledge and the development teams or even for the in-house management to appreciate how important that is.

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Re: 'What's Real and What's for Sale'...

I can't see how Agile is a good idea except for the smallest trivial projects.

It works well if you are in an environment that is built around it and working towards a clear vision. If I was creating a startup, I would definitely use an approach built around Agile because it allows you to get something working quickly and to build new functionality together, adjusting it as you need to, in order to grow your product. A lot of the things that work well about it are related to keeping everyone in a team communicating and aware of the work you are doing- it would be fair to say that a good team will probably do that anyway.

The problem comes when you are working in an environment that is not built around so you end up with diverging expectations - if you are trying to move fast but it takes three months for someone to come back with a key requirement, you're going to have to wait or you're going to implement something half-assed and have to change it when the requirement does come through. If there's no clear vision then you don't know what you are working towards. In government it seems to have been seen as an excuse for changing specification every few days, which in the past was very costly because charging for changes was built into the contracts, but now because they're "agile" it just holds the project up for longer and keeps it in an incomplete middle ground where it is no use to anyone. The charges come from the project taking longer rather than from an upfront cost for changes, but in either case the solution would be to have a clear idea of what the product is supposed to do way earlier. Agile does tend to discourage a complete architectural overview of a product as it is developed, which can be a problem on large projects for sure, but that is quite avoidable if you have competent leadership.

Developing solid, reliable, software is a result of culture more than methodology and unfortunately the culture within the civil service in this country seems actively opposed to it.

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Democrats draft laws in futile attempt to protect US internet privacy

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Re: Americans don't know history

"Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it, those who do are condemned to watch everyone else repeat it."

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PC survived lightning strike thanks to a good kicking

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Since you ask me for a tale of a psychic keyboard...

A few years ago I heard a rather brilliant story about someone whose computer appeared to be psychic. Often while they were using it, an erroneous word would appear that they hadn't typed. The creepy part was that it would be something they were thinking about at the time, as though the computer was somehow reading their mind. They would be on the phone and look back at the screen to see the topic of their phone call had appeared somehow in their document.

This spooky behaviour occurred fairly consistently for some time before someone realised they had accidentally enabled the speech-to-text system and the computer was picking occasional words that it could make out uncallibrated.

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Robo-AI jobs doomsday may, er... not actually happen, say boffins

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Re: How about the jobs that those robots create ?

I'd just like to point out that not having a job is not a terrible situation if you have another way of deriving a living. At that point it's actually pretty sweet.

I would love to be able to get by without needing to work. Finding ways to accommodate that across most of the population will be one of the big challenges of this century.

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Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun

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Re: It's good but not great

The Netflix take on Dirk Gently was a whole lot of fun as well - whimsical and odd but also full of twists and making something reasonably coherent from the ideas in the books. Definitely worth watching.

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Re: I feel and share your pain

Then you still had books on the windowsills but you were going a lot faster.

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Manufacturers reject ‘no deal’ Brexit approach

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It is unravelling, but between the crisis there and Brexit, a united Ireland has never seemed more plausible.

If Northern Ireland go and Scotland go, what will those of us left do about the Union Jack? We will be left with two flags, which are literally St George and The Dragon, so I imagine that will go well.

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Profitless Twitter starts rumour of paid-for Tweetdeck option

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Re: Couldn't it simply ask money from Trump for every tweet?

If they charged every media outlet that lazily compiles four tweets and calls it a news story it would either make Twitter profitable or turn Journalism back into a profession...

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Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

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Re: You hit it Dabbsy

The modern equivalent of this is playing the music you have just recorded on a car stereo. When it sounds good there as well as on regular speakers, you're probably in a good place.

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UK.gov gears up for IR35 private sector crackdown – say industry folk

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Re: Well, duh ..

There will also be a third group of people who don't want to put themselves and their families through a total economic collapse and choose to find a less small-minded place to live. Britain, and in particular England, is going to be an increasingly rubbish place to live over the next couple of decades. But the people have spoken etc etc.

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Dungeons & Dragons finally going digital

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Re: Late to the Party

Roll20 is pretty great for running a game online in my experience, but as a non D&D player the WOTC side of things isn't that important to me. Too much crunch for my liking, particularly if one is going to podcast the game.

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Shopping for PCs? Ding, dong, the Dock is dead in 2017's new models

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Cue Beavis and Butthead

"Bottom docking" heh heh

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Watt the f... Dim smart meters caught simply making up readings

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My dad is a bit of a numbers man and when the electricity bills started showing up a little high he got sceptical about the ( non-smart ) meter in their house. It turned out that one of them didn't understand British Summer Time and was adding an hour when it should subtract one, causing their off-peak usage to be misjudged by two hours in the summer. They replaced it at which point the off-peak and regular charging rates were backwards on the central database of electricity meters ( that is a thing that exists apparently ) so that whenever they complained to the electricity supplier and got them reversed, the central system switched them back to the wrong order the next night.

That is what can be done with a regular non-smart meter. With more technology in the loop, we can anticipate a whole new degree of trash fire...

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Bee boffins prove sesame-seed brain is all you need to play football (well, that explains a lot)

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Re: Generalization or missing the point

Of all the places to ask that question...

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