"...disloyal..."
Made me laugh.
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I'm looking forward to this AI. I can just tell it go through the DVD iso's I haven't converted to MP4 and run them through Handbrake, save only the episodes (no extras), make sure that any that need subtitles are ripped properly either as a track or burnt-in ones, give them meaningful series and episode names, sort them into directories then stick them on the NAS in the right hierarchy and update my tracking file. I'm looking forward to asking the AI to "sort out my iTunes Library", including rationalizing all the "sort album artist" fields, fixing the artwork, upping the volume on the tracks that are a bit quiet and shifting the song announcements on live albums from the end of the previous track to the start of the track that it's introducting - all without changing the play count and last played date metadata. That's just a couple of things I've spent a few hours doing this week, but there are tons of things I can think of for AI to do for me. Will it be out in time for Christmas? What colour will it be?
I sort of agree, but it's the service providers who have created the "everything should be free" mindset by giving their product away to us on the assumption that we'll continue to provide our valuable data for nothing. That implicit contract was never made clear when we signed up and now the likes of Facebook are seriously at risk of being hoist by their own petard because their services aren't valuable enough for most of us users to pay for them and if governments decide that privacy trumps profit then they could be fucked.........
.......except that most people - not denizens of the Register's boards - just put up with ads and don't give a toss about their privacy. I had to spend Christmas with members of the family aged 17 to 80 tapping away at their phones with a loud, audio-accompanied advert shouting out every half-hour or so because someone clicked on it. It wound the fuck out of me but no one else seemed to be that bothered about it.
Doesn't matter - my points are valid for both advertisers and agencies. The drive and gutter cleaning bloke who pays (probably less than) minimum wage to leaflet my estate only has to get a couple of hits out of a few hundred leaflets make it worth his while. Same goes for web advertisers, except the ratios can be even smaller and be "successful". It's the same reason that people hunt game with a shotgun - they'd never hit a grouse with an 22 rifle.
The advertisers (the people paying to advertise their stuff) have no controlled measures for what their advertising is worth because they are terrified of not advertising. If you listen to the Freakonomics podcast I reference above or below they cover this, with sales increases overestimated by orders of magnitude and one company forgetting to place half it's newspaper advertising budget and not noticing any sales impact at all.
The do realise and they don't care for two reasons. Firstly the hit rate can be very very low for them to be able to appear successful. Secondly, and more importantly, their customers don't really know how successful their ads are. The main thing they think they know is that to stop advertising would be a disaster. There's a pair of Freakonomics podcast about it (Does Advertising Actually Work) which are worth a listen to.
Spoiler: the answer to the question, according to Freakonomics, is along the lines of "not nearly as well as you'd like it to".
I would agree if Facebook, Twitter and the like were the informal noticeboards and poncey IRC they started off as. Problem now is that they are embedded in all sorts of places. Some companies have no way to contact them for help or support outside of social media. Shit - there are hotels where Whatsapp is required to get in touch with room service or reception and I've had clients who wanted me to use Whatsapp instead of phone, text, email and, probably, just fuckihg talking to each other face to face.
If it's a 10x RoI then why haven't they done it before, instead of waiting until just before a general election? If they'd started 5 years ago, before inflation hit, then it would have cost a lot less and would have delivered the savings sooner.
What's also not clear is whether this is £3.5B for a £1B planned project spend plus overruns or whether it's an HS2 £3.5B which will spend £2B getting nowhere before forecasting an unaffordable overrun of £5B and then be cancelled.
NI is a very poor example, given that many businesses during the Troubles were also paying protection money to the paramilitaries of both sides.
I think that national standards on data protection, annual audits and criminal offences for bosses that prioritize profits over good practice would be a start. The government would be better off investing in a pen-testing department than bailing out companies.
"banning ransom payments would leave many businesses unable to recover their systems." This might be true if there were no way to protect those systems, which is not the case. It might be impossible to guarantee 100% that your systems won't suffer an attack and exfiltration of your data but there's plenty of existing security and recovery tech and procedures out there to reduce the impact of an attack.
My fat ass has to climb into the loft, find the correct folder (I'm currently populating folder 8 - they hold ~400 discs), then flip through it to find the DVD I want while crouching on the joists and holding a torch. It would be a right royal pain. I also watch films on iPad when I'm away, so they're going to get ripped anyway.
I got a couple of Boots opticians letters for someone else sent to me a few years ago. I've never been to Boots opticians, and I know all the owners of my house going back to 1983 and it wasn't any of them, so maybe Boots are just a bit rubbish.
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The forecast wasn't "well below analysts' estimates", it was 2% below the analysts estimates. The bad people here are the analysts and the investors, not Snowlflake*. The analysts, because they've got some God complex and think that if the future in the real world is 2% off from their guess then it's the real world that's bad. The investors because they base their whole business plan on the analysts and chuck people and companies under buses based on their guesses. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
*Full disclosure - I'd never heard of Snowflake before this article. I've got no skin in the game other than a hatred of any system which sets so much store on people guessing what might happen and then making it so important that it's better to fuck other people's lives up than admit they got it wrong. My life as an engineer and project manager was a nightmare of trying to live up to other people's stupid cost and schedule guesses** and now my pension is in the same boat. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
/end rant (for a while)
**"guess" == "estimate" in my thesaurus. I once told my CFO this when discussing the cost to complete of a project and it didn't calm him down at all.
"No country has the ability to tell another, "hey, these people that are your citizens and have never set foot in our land, we're arresting them and throwing them in our jail just because""
They can if there's an extradition treaty and the crime they committed falls under the treaty. The fact that the perp might never have set foot in the country doesn't matter. Gary McKinnon appealed his extradition all the way to the ECHR and lost at every stage. His extradtion was only blocked by the government on the grounds that he might kill himself if incarcerated in the US.
I've tried DDG it for a month or so now. It's OK mostly, but I regularly have to revert to Google because I can't find stuff with DDG that Google has on the first page of results. Its search syntax also seems to be very limited. A query like "Kitchen Aid Blender Coupler -amazon -ebay site:uk" works fine on Google and I don't get any Amazon or eBay results, but on DDG the first dozen or so pages are nearly all Amazon and eBay. I'd prefer not to use Google but the alternative has to tbe good enough and at the moment I'm on the verge of going back.
It's the advertisers that need to be signed up. They'll spend their money where they get the clicks and if those clicks move to other sites where AI generates popular content, whether true or not, then that's where the money will go. When the current big players start losing ad revenue to nutter-AI sites then they'll forget all about this accord and do whatever they can to get it back.
I think that, unlike industry, it's also uncommon to get to a senior technical position in the forces and be completely useless. Ex-Artificer SMs and the like have all been excellent to work alongside both on my team and on the customers'. Also, with their pension as a backstop, they are less dependent on the company and are less willing to take the shit that the rest of us have to put up with.
On the other hand, I've had a couple of bosses who were ex-officers (a major and a full colonel) and their weakness was that they assumed that the department structure they were dropped into existed and was competent - as it tends to be in the forces. As a result they both had a hard time understanding that just because someone was in the second-top engineering "rank" they couldn't assume that they were good at their job or be trusted to get on with it.
It's a problem that NAS devices like this are sold with great and useful functionality/apps which the manufacturers push and make relatively easy to run without taking security into consideration. I got mine primarily for backups and media, but when I first got it I came close a couple of times to using it for our website, but bottled it at the last minute when it came to opening the ports to incoming traffic. I simply don't know enough about networks and security to convince myself it was safe. This was years ago before these attacks were common, but I'm so glad I didn't. Paying a few quid a month for hosting is worth it just for peace of mind.
I think it's swings and roundabouts. I bought my QNAP many years ago and at the time Synology were getting hit, but it does seem that in the last couple of years QNAP has come under attack a lot more. Might be because they are popular, and hence more of them out in the wild, or because their security isn't very good. Whichever, mine's firewalled with no access to t'internet in either direction. I download and install updates manually.
Why stainless steel? I'd have thought that it would make the vehicle very heavy compared to, say. Al or composite - or is the weight of the body small in comparison to the battery?
It sounds like a pretty shonky stainless, whatever the case. My knives and forks don't go "rusty". I've been camping and diving with both my penknife and my watch and neither are showing any signs of corrosion in spite of never getting anything other than a cursory wipe with whatever rag is to hand. Is there some trade off between structural performance and corrosion resistance?
I'm not sure about this either. Many of the sites which use my phone for 2FA bug me every few months to confirm my details, which is an annoying-but-good thing. I'm not on any Meta apps, so I don't know, but I think that the only way that Meta could be criticized is if they make it difficult to change your phone number.
"then eventually they start showing ads to paying customers[1] too, just to keep the price down"
You'd think that as your customer base grows you could drop the price - in most markets higher volumes mean lower per-customer costs. What happens here is that they grow their customer base to a size where losing a few won't matter, then they sting them with the choice of ads or increased subs for ad-free.
I'm not a software engineer and this is a genuine question to help me understand this CoPilot stuff.
I can code a bit. I've done it for work (utilities and test gear, not production) and still do for personal stuff. These days I might want an Apple script and my process is to have a look on the web, copy some code that does something similar to what I want, inspect it to understand it, then fiddle with it until I make it work. This works OK for me, but I doubt my code would be considered good. There's not much error/exception management, no memory management (I've read of it but don't really know what it is and I assume that Apple takes care of it if it's important). It's also surprisingly slow - which might be a down to Applescript but more likely due to me.
My question is - is CoPilot simply a massively more "intelligent" version of what I do, benefiting from a huge database of "learned" code which it can regurgitate and does the code it produces risk having the same issues as mine in terms of memory, security, exception, etc. management?
I think, as other posters have pointed out, that this will be gamed to death by the manufacturers and we won't see any real benefit in either repairability or longevity. I'd ignore all the right-to-repair stuff and create a standard for repairability - like the iFixit score - then tax products at point of sale based on their repairability rating. Score 10 then no repairability tax. Score 0 - add 1000% tax, with a linear scale between.
UK's Labour party say they will force AI firms to share their tech's test data. Not much detail yet and "test data" might not mean the same as revealing the training dataset, but it might be a start. Also, they still have to win an election.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/feb/04/labour-force-ai-firms-share-technology-test-data
"A whole new industry could be born..."
Then it needs to be born pretty quickly. eBay now offers AI-written descriptions for the tat you're selling. So, instead of getting a description that you can use to judge the item you get a paragraph that sounds like the descriptions of the prizes from Sale of Century in the 70s or a Marshall-Ward mail-order catalogue. It's already starting to grind my gears and they've only been around a few weeks. If Management Bullshit Speak winds you up then be prepared to get very annoyed when every CV you read sounds like Nicholas Parsons describing a Goblin Teasmade.
Here's a couple I found on eBay after just a few seconds
"This vintage Goblin Teasmade from the 1970s is a delightful addition to any tea lover's collection. It is a hot tea maker that can brew up to 3 cups of your favourite ground coffee or tea. The unit is made of stainless steel and comes in a classic white colour.
This tea maker is a great find and is in good working order. It has a model number of 850k and is a rare gem for collectors. The unit is sold as a single item and comes with all the necessary components. It is perfect for those who want to enjoy a cup of tea or coffee in the comfort of their own home.."
And in a similar vein
"This stylish black goat leather jacket by Reiss is a must-have for any fashion-forward person. With four spacious pockets and a full zip closure, it's perfect for keeping your essentials safe and secure while on the go. The spread collar gives it a touch of sophistication, while the regular fit ensures maximum comfort.
The lining and insulation materials are made of high-quality polyester, making it both durable and easy to care for. It's suitable for dry clean only, and the size is S with a chest size of 38 inches. Look sharp and stay warm with this versatile jacket, perfect for any occasion."
If the law were changed to make El Reg the publisher of its comments then El Reg would be the publisher of my comment and responsible for any criminal or civil offences commited in the comment.
I wasn't suggesting that the law should be changed, just responding to a comment about how it's all too difficult because the AI genie's out of the bottle. If the law were changed to make Facebook, Twitter, etc. a publisher of their content then they would either shut down, moderate every post and therfore publish a lot less or maybe become a decent citizen. I assume they'd shut because although they could still make money, it wouldn't be the obscene amounts they make now due to moderation overhead and massively reduced activity. I wouldn't care if they closed; companies that make money by fucking people's lives shouldn't get cut any slack.
I think that I lean towards making online platforms publishers and responsible for what they put online. The argument that it's too difficult for them is bollocks unless it's extended to everyone so that I can get out of doing my tax return cos it's too difficult.
Apposite - Google's (Alphabet) Q423 figures today (Wed) .....
"The Google parent company reported a miss on predicted advertising revenue at $65.52bn compared to $65.8bn, but beat predictions for overall revenue at $86.31bn compared to $85.36bn" - Graun
..... resulted in a 5% share drop in overnight trading.
That's a miss of 0.43% vs forecast on advertising revernue in spite of overall revenue being up. Not good enough for some "owners" of the company, apparently, who sold their shares as a result.