* Posts by Mike Brown

594 publicly visible posts • joined 24 May 2007

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Kinect gives Skyrim fans something to shout about

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Re: I wonder...

I dont think you understand how microsoft work. They buy things they want.

Google boss points to low-end tablet for fight with Amazon

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Re: How much?

indeed. i just bought one. At £72 it seems to be a steal. Googles nexus slab will have to be mighty cheap to beat it.

Nokia on 'brink of failure', warns analyst

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Elop. And his masters. There is no way he would allow Nokia to release an Android Lumia. Then everyone would see how good it could be, and winpho 7 would be even deader.

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Re: Once upon a time

I understand your concerns and the human impact. But I do think the Fins have to take responsibility. From what your saying have based thier entire countries economy on the fortunes of one company. This is a truly stupid act. Its not Nokias or Microsofts fault that Finland is now having financial woes. Its Finlands governtment for reliaing on Nokia to prop up its country. Tech moves so fast that yesterdays success is tommorrows faluire, and those that run the country should have been aware this could happen.

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

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Young Jesus; Bethlehem 90210

Justin Beiber playing Jesus during his formative teens. We get to witness his school days, and the highjinks he and his chums get up to, (aptly acted by the TOWIE and The Hills cast). We also get a glimpse into the troubled angst that only the son of god can experiance, the issues that not having a a dad around can cause, and the loves and conquests of our lord and savoiur. The film ends with the Bethlehem High Prom, where our hero pops his cherry with Mary Magdelaine (played by Milly Cyrus), and manages to teach the local "Jockjews" a lesson they will never forget.

Young Jesus: Bethlehem 90210 coming soon to a cinema near you!

Scotland Yard under fire over ex-Murdoch man role

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Re: "Phone-hacking" please, not phone-hacking

or about the correct and snappy: "it has been reported that News Corp, which owns News International, is facing three charges of accessing peoples voicemail"

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Re: "Phone-hacking" please, not phone-hacking

agreed. guessing that someone hadnt changed their defualt pin for thier voicemail is not hacking.

Sony axes 10,000 workers, eyes up mobile and medical biz

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Re: TV market is brutal not the place to start a recovery

They used to be.

Nokia drops Lumia 900 price to $0 in response to bug outrage

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wow. how on earth did a bug like this get missed? nokia is finished.

Shuttle Discovery to buzz Washington DC at 1,500 feet

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Re: Those stats sum up how shuttles never lived up to the sales pitch

Exploration of space is dangerous? Really? Well fuck me with a bargepole and call me lucy! Of course it fucking is. Exploring any new frontier is dangerous. Its part and parcel of the job. If we gave up any new endevours becuase they were scary, the Americas would still be uncolonised and we would all be sitting in caves, eating berries and leaves.

Android spanking iOS in world's BIGGEST mobile market

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time to learn a new language?

As a soon to be multi-million pound android app developer, i think its time i started to learn chinese. then i can be a multi-billion pound android developer. Oh, after i learn java...

Zuckerberg escapes scrutiny in Facebook ownership case

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Re: either they're faked or they aren't

wait and see. if this case gets settled out of court for a redonkulus amount then we know who was lying. There is no way zuck will give him 50% of facebook.

im surprised this is still going on. and that surprise fills me with suspicion....

Google plonks reCAPTCHA on Street View, makes users ID your house

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genuis

this is really clever on googles part. they get the general public to fill in the blanks on streetview. how ever came up with this idea needs a haerty slap on the back.

iPad app that lets mute kids speak menaced by patent lawsuit

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Re: this is fairly easy to fight

well yeah. thats the real issue involved with patents huh? its not the idea that people can fight, or can use them to "extort" money, its the fact that even if you are in the right you may not have enough money to fight your corner.

what is needed is a seperate legal system for patents. one that is free, and is unbiased towrad those with money. Like an obudsman.

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this is fairly easy to fight

"Prentke says a dynamic keyboard of symbols"

the ipad dosent have a keyboard. just because it has a screen that can display a picture of a keyboard dosent mean its a keyboard. their patent is for a physical board with keys. Not this. If i was the app maker, id tell this company to STFU.

UK government says no to turbo e-bike

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Re: Bar room lawyers assemble!

I think youll find that the amount of damage, and the cost of incidents caused by cyclists is so tiny that setting up a reg scheme to police it would be a massive waste of money.

besides its easy to track a cyclist that has been in an accident: they are the bloody scrap mark on the road. just rifle thro thier pockets and find some ID.

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Re: Bar room lawyers assemble!

so your saying that those that have mots and licences and reg plates are all perfect drivers? hmmm

Quitting your job? Here's how not to do it

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Re: Sometimes the hard times make you strong,..

"why has the position become vacant" and "what is the average length of service of the team members".

great questions. i shall remember those

Amazon boss finds Apollo 11 engines on seabed

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Re: Ok, we can work out how they know it's Apollo 11 later.

its a tax loop hole. if they send dvds from there they pay less VAT

Who killed ITV Digital? Rupert Murdoch - but not the way you think

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Re: Retaliation?

if he really wants to kill the murdoch empire it would be fairly easy:

regulate what football can be shown on the telly. Ensure that Sky cant have a monopoly on the footy, and people will leave Sky. This has the added benefit of making "call me dave" look like a champion of the comman man, as he opens up football to the FTA channels.

might take longer than 3 years. but the only thing keeping Sky going is football. always has been, always will be.

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Re: No More Privacy

"it cant be rolled back"

yes it can. put the mouse down, step away from the keyboard.

do something, and dont tweet about it.

Its very easy to roll back, and eventually people will.

Amazon sets date for Kindle Touch UK touchdown

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fire?

why no fire? id buy one in a heartbeat.

Wii U graphics said to be no better than current consoles

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Re: Innovation

he is kind of right about this. The move controller was conceptualised back in 2003 or 04 it was dropped tho, as sony didnt think it would sell.....

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this wont work for nintendo

and the reason is the success of the Wii:

Everyone that bought a wii and now have it sat gathering dust wont buy a Wii U. For that very reason, why buy the upgraded version when the original got 2 weeks worth of play then dumped?

Thye played the movement trump card, and it worked wonders for grandparents and kiddies, but i dont think they have naythng left to attract that demographic now.

New iPad can't get its Wi-Fi up

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Re: In the UK the new iPad won't have 4G

ah, thanks for the correction.

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In the UK the new iPad won't have 4G

As far as im aware the americans dont either. they have what is effectivly 3G+

Commodore outs Linux-running Amiga Mini desktop

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but can i play.....

sensible soccer, or cannon fodder on it?

Hands on with Kinect Star Wars

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Re: It didn't take a rocket scientist

@ ShelLuser. have you played the fighting bit of sport champions? with swords and shields? amazing, and the reason why a lightsabre game would work wonders on Move. All i could think of while playing, is how good a star wars game would be.

The controller is ideal for simulating a lightsabre. the ball on the end could even change colour depending on the colour of the blade. and the 1-2-1 movemtn means that wherever you swing the controller the blade goes. it even does depth well

My ideal game would basically be dark forces 2, possibly in 3rd person, so you can actually see yourself, but using the move controllers and better graphics. The controllers would even work for force powers. Press triangle, aim at the rebel scum and hoist them into the air by thier neck!

Damn George Lucas, and his need for cash, and damn micrsoft for buying titles. A lightsabre game would rock on Move but it will probably never happen.

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Re: It didn't take a rocket scientist

but at least if this was a move game, it would work proparly.

Lightsabre fights on the move would be immense. and since you have access to a diretional controller too, there would be no need for "on the rails" controls.

Mega squid use HUMONGOUS eyes to spot ravenous sperm whales

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Re: That picture is not a squid...

thats pic freaks me out slightly. bleurgh

Apple iPad 3 packs LAPTOP battery

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your right. damn that thing called physics!

Paper pictures failed hostage rescue with Call of Duty shot

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why blank the eyes?

who cares if they are using a CGI to illistrate a story. But why blank the eyes? He isnt real, he doesnt have an ID to protect.

MYSTERY programming language found in Duqu

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of course we cant read it

its written by an A.I. The net has become self aware, and is looking for ways to pwn us.

STUNNING NEW APPLE DEVICES that will follow the iPad 3 HD!

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if this is what you have for the 7th of march

i look forward to april 1st with baited breath!

Indiana Jones flicks out on Blu-ray this Fall

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how dare you

"We disagree. The Last Crusade is just as bad as The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, saved only by the absence of Shia LaBeouf and presence of Julian 'Count Scarlioni' Glover."

nonsence. its the 2nd best one

Sony to strike gold with PS Vita - if it cuts the price

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Re: Same here

you might be waiting longer than you think. ive heard that the cards are encrypted so SD cards wont work, even with a convertor.

I dont think £40 for 16gb is too bad. I remeber buying a 2gb card for the original psp for £100. and i thought it was a bargain!!

Microsoft schedules Kinect for Windows launch

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differnet price?

why? isnt the xbox kinnect pluged in via usb? so why not just use that one, why release a whole new bit of kit?

Parasites spark swarm of zombie bees

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Sacculina! dear god. inflation of 5%, and less holidays seems trivial now.

'Mobiles bake men's balls' bog ad is cobblers - new ruling

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proof

"The Seti Lot have long wondered why they cannot hear anyone out there (in space) quite simple really, an intelligent race gets to analogue RF broadcasting, then discovers digital, gets it genome burnt and either switches over to fiberoptics thereby going dark to outgoing RF transmissions or goes extinct due to too much genetic damage having been inflicted on its population."

or that space is vast, and the chances of us pointing our telescopes at the exact spot to pick up weak signals are quite slim? nah, must be a some sort of conspiracy

Sony PSN class-action lawsuit ban prompts... lawsuit

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who cares!

At what point are "normal" humans going to be sueing sony? Not crazy litigation happy americans, unhappy that sony took away a "feature" that noone used anyway. So who gives a damn. Not me

Amazon, MS and Nokia sniff around RIM

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$12 a share?

that might be worth a punt. RIM will either get there shit together (unlikely, but look at apple) or they will be purchased for a tidy sum, putting the share price up.

UK.gov uses Experian data to sniff out fraudsters

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I can see the issues and the "big brother" angle on this. But ive always wondered why the govt didnt do this already. From using equifax, and looking at the huge amount of data they hold on me (not sure i like it, but if i want credit its the only way) Ive always wondered why the govt and them didnt team up and use the two data streams to chatch crooks. On JSA, but you have a car on finance, 8 credit cards, and 3 registered address? The you sir are a up to somthing.

Patent tax break takes effect in April 2013

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So they want to drop the rate that companies pay tax, at a time when there are massive cuts in public spending, we are in a ressecion in everything but name, and the tax paying public have been squeezed into poverty? WTF? Well done Tories and Dave, you truly are "for the people" .

ICO smacks Welsh council with record £130k fine

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WTF! Whats the point in fineing councils. Its Taxpayers money FFS! Its not the councils, they dont give a damn. People should go to jail for this sort of thing. That will "tighten training" fairly fucking quickly.

HTC Sensation XE

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high end audio?

and the headphones cables arnt shielded? WTF?

MOnster? the same guys who make £99 HDMI cables? Figures.

Assange: 'iPhone, BlackBerry, Gmail users - you're all screwed'

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evidence?

So where is the proof for these claims? Oh, right. There is none. Damn the tin foil hat brigade. there almost as bad as the greens for fudging the true issues the world faces.

SHARKS tempted by BIKINI CLAD Thanksgiving BABES

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must watch tv

either way its win, win. Hot bikini girls, and/or live gory death by sharks! hurrah!

Microsoft to offer dual upgrade path for Windows 8

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so we still need to pay?

why? In the age of free updates (android, PS3, et al) why do microsoft feel its OK to charge customers to upgrade to a newer version of windows? Surely it should be free by now?

Politicians call for Modern Warfare 3 censure

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vaz!

Mans an arse.

Hes tried this before. He tried to show a link between a murder and Manhunt. unfortuantly the only person with a copy of the game was the victim. and the police laughed at his attempts to link them.

have a dig around about his numerous conflicts of intrest. there are many. not only that but he is bad at them, and keeps getting caught.

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