* Posts by phuzz

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Wannabe W1 DOW-er faked car crash to track down reg plate's owner

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They didn't call it the Bristol Olympus (as seen used in the Vulcan, and Concorde) because it was made in Kent mate.

Linux Mint 18.3: A breath of fresh air? Well, it's a step into the unGNOME

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Re: What's all the fuss about?

"Is it a religious thing?"

Well, it seems like a matter of life and death to true believers, and basically impenetrable to outsiders, so yes, it is very similar to religion.

Mint does seem to have less of the bullshit that some of the more militant OS's (or rather their users) have though.

Meltdown, Spectre: The password theft bugs at the heart of Intel CPUs

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Re: Lead time on new CPUs?

Why keep looking at Intel?

Early reports are that the kernel patches for part of this problem are causing 5-30% performance loss on Intel processors, and AMD chips tend to lag Intel by only about 5-30% for less money. So just go AMD.

We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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Re: AMD not vulnerable

"If you control your own computer, it doesn't really matter if you can read the kernel memory from user space."

Until you go to a website that has some dodgy javascript running in user space (natch), which can then start reading stuff in kernel memory (or presumably anywhere else).

Unless you're writing or auditing every byte of code that runs on your computer, you have to start hoping that you truly control your computer.

Soz, guys. No 'alien megastructure' around Tabby's Star, only cosmic dustbunnies

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Alien

Visible light signals would require an alien species that had eyes that use the same wavelengths as us, which might be the case if we're looking at a similar planet and sun to our own, but it's an unknown.

Perhaps a better idea would be to transmit in one of the absorption lines, where it should look out of place to an alien radio astronomer, and hence pique their interest.

Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets

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Re: Popularism, much?

Yep, much as I'd like to see the end of scalping, there is more important things they should be getting on with.

'Twas the night before Y2K and a grinch stole the IT department's overtime payout

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Re: Forcing contractual obligations

Bonus points if that involved one person walking into the customer's office, typing the equivalent of decompress src.bak and walking out again.

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Re: Back when I was stuck in the 9-5 rut ...

I saw someone refer to this part of the year between christmas and new year as "the perineum of the year", which was quite fitting I thought.

Astroboffins say our Solar System could have – wait, stop, what... the US govt found UFOs?

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Re: Nice article, Ms. Quatch!

"I take it the down votes are from the same type of twits that say the lame "happy holidays"?"

You mean the established church?

"Merry Christmas" as a greeting is relatively newfangled and is typically associated with Christmas cards and other commercialism of what was previously a purely religious holiday.

Not to mention that the root of the word 'holiday' is (fairly obviously) 'holy day', and that for most people Christmas time is a holiday season (in either meaning of the word).

Anyway, given that the bloody Christmas music and shop displays seems to start in flipping September these days, can you blame people for wanting as little to do with it as possible?

PS, I won't even start on the pagan origins of Yule, or indeed people celebrating Christ's birth in the winter, despite the information in the bible pointing to a warmer time of year.

How's this for a stocking filler next year? El Reg catches up with Gemini

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Re: "the first new computer form-factor since the iPad"

It's a bit much to claim "the first new computer form-factor since the iPad" when a lot of the appeal of this device is that it's an homage to the Psion organiser.

The fact that it is very much not a new design, but instead a tried and tested one is the selling point.

IT giant CSC screwed its 1,000 sysadmins out of their overtime – jury

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Re: Their solution to a $5m fine?

Don't forget step two! You then have to either outsource your current workers, and/or change their job descriptions enough that they don't qualify for overtime.

Otherwise they'll rack up the overtime as they try and keep up with the extra workload.

Online GP surgery biz Babylon gives up fight against Brit health watchdog, owes £11k

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Re: Business model

I wonder at what point it sank in that if they'd not made a fuss than probably about ten people total would have read the CQC, and now everyone's wondering what else they're trying to hide...

Oh good. Transport for London gives Capita £80m for WAN, LAN and Wi-Fi

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Re: Doesn't seem too bad

"Keeping communists out of government"

Blimey, looks like Joe McCarthy is still alive and kicking! Have you checked under your bed recently? You know what those pesky reds are like...

Danger! High voltage: German customs bods burn half-tonne of weed in power station

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Re: What a waste ?

"The authorities should be hit with a fine for releasing all that carbon into the air."

Don't worry mate, there's plenty of people growing weed who will ensure that the carbon is swiftly captured and turned into leaves and stems etc..

Anyway, what were you expecting to happen to the weed if it had ended up being sold to end users?

Republican tax bill ready to rescue hard-up tech giants, struggling rich

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Re: I don't get it

"To some rabid lefties, yes. To most reasonable people, no."

Sure, an individual might not need healthcare every day (although some do), but across an entire nation, healthcare will be required every minute of every day.

Revealed: How Libratus bot felted poker pros – and now it has cyber-security in its sights

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Re: AI of?

Isn't "a big database with lots of computing power" a pretty good definition of AI anyway?

'I knew the company was doomed after managers brawled in a biker bar'

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Re: 'gloves were forbidden'

Ah yes, Exeter uni physics department, where, due to a couple of MRI machines, they have their own gas liquification plant out the back. What this meant for us students was effectively unlimited amounts of LN2, stored by the back door in massive dewar flasks.

Of course, as budding scientists we used it to investigate things, eg, can you touch the bottom of a bucket of LN2? (yes you can, if you're quick, and all you get is a slightly chilly hand). Another fun experiment was testing what happens when you freeze the various ingredients in someone's lunch box, with the extension of "what happens when the subject tries to eat their now solid sandwich". Of course, this was best performed under blind conditions, ie we wouldn't tell someone that their entire lunch was now two hundred below...

Poor NASA sods sent to spend Xmas in Antarctic ahead of satellite launch

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Re: Poor sods?

Depends on your nationality. If you're from the UK, then you should be checking the British Antarctic Survey jobs page regularly.

Otherwise, the US bases are managed by Raytheon (yep, that Raytheon, the ones who make missiles and stuff) (not any more), Leidos (a different US defence contractor). They have their own jobs pages.

If you're not from the US or UK, your home country might have their own Antarctic bases, or you might be able to get a job with the yanks.

Bare in mind though, there's many more people who want a job on the ice than there are open positions, so don't get your hopes up.

Brit film board proposed as overlord of online pr0nz age checks

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Re: Suitable alternatives

As kids we found porn under a railway bridge.

Not that unusual you might think, but this particular bridge was on a (then) closed line, in the middle of the countryside (at least a mile from the nearest village).

So some heroic smut peddler must have walked at least half a mile, in order to make sure us kids got a sex education. Thank you sir/madam!

Auto auto fleets to dodge British potholes in future

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Re: Meatbag option

Councils are the ones who are supposed to fix pot holes, and yet they don't get any of the road tax.

Intel to slap hardware lock on Management Engine code to thwart downgrade attacks

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Re: If ME would be the first feature Intel wouldn't charge extra

Yep, get ME in the CPU for my home computer, where I don't need or want it, but when I buy a server at work we have to pay extra for the remote management features.

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Re: Support for Linux

You're mixing up the ME with SecureBoot. They're different and separate things.

So far the only machines I've heard of that don't allow you to either disable Secure Boot, or to add your own (non-microsoft) certificates are some of the Surface tablets.

So, if you want to install a new graphics driver into your kernel, either use one of the distros that uses a signed shim, or add your own cert into your BIOS, and compile your own signed bootloader.

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Re: AMD?

What does AMD's PSP (or Intel's ME) have to do with DRM?

Are you getting it confused with the TPM?

New battery boffinry could 'triple range' of electric vehicles

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Re: Phone Batteries

Plus, any improvement in battery technology is subsumed by the device using more power than the previous generation due to a bigger screen, faster processor, extra-loud speaker or whatever the new generation of phones are touting.

Volvo puts Swedish families to work on driverless data-slurp trials

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Don't Teslas already record all this information already, and send it back to Musk?

Apparently each car is sending back multiple GB of data per day.

US authorities issue strongly worded warnings about crypto-investments

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Re: Hidden meaning

"Some would tell you that mortgages are ransoms."

Yes, but "loan" would be a far more accurate one-word description.

Archive of 1.4 billion credentials in clear text found in dark web archive

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It's unlikely that they got the passwords from gmail. Either you reused the passwords somewhere (don't reuse passwords!), or you've got a keylogger on one of your devices.

Intel beefs up low-end line with Gemini Lake CPUs

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Re: Gaming with a low-end Pentium Gold CPU?

I've not tried gaming, but the more recent dual-core Celerons are ok. Perfectly adequate for a point of sales machine, although the application that seems to require the most grunt is actually Outlook Web Access. Ever since Microsoft got rid of the low bandwidth version, they seem intent on creating a website that's as big a performance hog as the desktop app used to be, or maybe that's just what it's like in Firefox on linux.

Forget Bruce Willis, Earth's atmosphere is our best defense against meteorites

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Re: So what happened to the 12,000 ton Chelyabinsk meteorite?

You can actually collect some of the dust for yourself, from your guttering.

Just scrape out some of the mud you find there, and sort it with a magnet. They examine it under a microscope and you have a good chance of finding some tiny fragments.

Blighty flogs Qatar a bunch of missiles and Typhoon fighter jets

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Re: So glad...

Well of course human rights are top priority for them.

After all, politicians and BAE directors have human rights as well, things like the right to a massive salary, and maybe a bonus too. So they're making sure that those human rights are the ones being given priority.

SpaceX to try reusing both rocket and spacecraft for historic ISS mission

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Re: Visible pass after launch

A few years back I saw an ISS pass (from the UK), with the Cygnus spacecraft visible as a much smaller dot just 'behind' it. It was due to dock a few hours after I saw it I think.

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Re: ZBLAN is reckoned to be the a product that could be made at profit in space

"But don't expect SX prices to NASA to fall just because it's a "re-flown" booster and capsule."

Mainly because SpaceX (and Orbital Sciences) are on a fixed price contract, (unlike the 'cost plus' contracts of old that Boeing and Lockheed Martin got fat on.)

If SpaceX can reduce their costs whilst still delivering the cargo they're contracted for, then they can make more profit. If their costs are higher than the price they're contracted at then that's thier problem, NASA doesn't have to pay out any more money.

It's a decade since DevOps became a 'thing' – and people still don't know what it means

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Re: DevOps is still snake oil

I love the way that every reply in this thread has different ideas of what devops means, and most of them disagree.

Sums it all up really.

Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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Re: Nice story, bro.

"It also has practically zero mass compared to the disk pack."

Really, because from the pictures it looks like it's made of cast iron. What did the disc packs weigh in that case?

European Commission intervenes in Microsoft Irish data centre spat

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Gimp

The rare case where it's socially acceptable to root for Microsoft...

Los Angeles police tell drivers not to trust navigation apps as wildfires engulf area

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Re: Don't drive into a raging wildfire...

"...Don't reach into the woodchipper with your hand to clear a jam even if you are 'fast enough'. Don't take the toaster into the shower with you..."

Look, anyone stupid enough to try any of these things doesn't deserve to be in the gene pool any more. Unless they really are quicker than a woodchipper, in which case that's exactly the sort of thing we want in the gene pool.

Yes, Britain has an urban-rural 4G schism. This is what it looks like

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Re: Any point?

Same here. If I'm actually out and I need internet then it takes a few seconds to turn on LTE, but generally I'm only a few minutes from a wifi network, which gets the job done quicker. Leaving my phone on 3G really helps the battery life.

(the password for my local pub's wifi? "greatbeer", nice advertising there :)

OK Google: A stranger with stash of pirated films is spamming my Google Team Drive

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"I didn't know B****** were leaving the EU"

Watch your language!

Honestly, only these Earthlings would be so crass as to name a whole country after a swearword.

HMS Queen Lizzie formally joins the Royal Navy

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Re: Hangar?

Wait, did nobody tell you it was a helicarrier? You've been going around all this time thinking it was just one of those boring floaty ship type ones? Blimey!

'Drunk' developers delay software vendor's release

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Re: could just be me, but...

I'm not sure they needed an excuse like that to get pissed...

Opportunity rover survives Martian winter for eighth time

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Terminator

Is the name 'Perseverance Valley' inspired by Opportunity?

If not, I think it should be.

Go on, you wonderful collection of nuts and bolts you :)

VW's US environment boss gets seven years for Dieselgate scam

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Mushroom

"ruin the USA"

If that was just the case then the rest of us would find him much more amusing, it's his potential damage to the rest of the world that bothers me.

For example >>>>>>>>>

Lap-slabtop-mobes with Snapdragon Arm CPUs running Windows 10: We had a quick gander

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Re: Linux?

I also use linux a lot, which was why my biggest question about this was hardware support. I've yet to find hardware that's less than 6 months old which works out of the box with most distros.

As for the mythical laptop with a twenty hour battery, isn't that still a myth? (Some older laptops are big enough to fit multiple batteries in which might get you closer though) And again, I wouldn't count on the power-saving working correctly under linux at launch.

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Re: Linux?

Why bother with getting an ARM machine, when a four year old laptop with an SSD upgrade will be faster, more useful, and most importantly for linux, there's a chance some of the hardware might be supported.

Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

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Re: More of a loss for Google

"You pay in shops? Oh, you must be one of those people that doesn't sneak past when no-one is looking."

I get what you're saying, these fine upstanding companies have paid money to google with the assurance that their adverts will be shown to someone. If I adblock them, then presumably google still take their cash, but don't even have to cover the bandwidth of showing me the video.

Mind you, by that logic, if I walked out of the room when the ads were playing, I'd also be stealing? Adblocking is just a technical replacement for me shutting my eyes and sticking my fingers in my ears while the ads play.

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Re: More of a loss for Google

There's ads on youtube?

Oh, you must be one of those people who don't use an ad blocker.

Spy-on-your-home Y-Cam cameras removes free cloud storage bit

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Wait, there's a free cloud based Windows 10?

Ohh, my mistake, you were just being particularly uninspired in your choice of microsoft bashing. May I suggest you aim at something like their free cloud-based antivirus, it makes your joke actually work.

The ultimate vendor lock-in: High school opens on Oracle campus

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Re: Can't blame 'm for trying but...

I'm guessing this is primarily for the children of employees.

Hooray, we have company schools now! Do you think employees will be able to pay with OracleBux soon?

And at least little Jimmy wasn't trying to use noSQL for his backend. That kind of stunt should get you detention at any school.

Mailsploit: It's 2017, and you can spoof the 'from' in email to fool filters

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Does anyone use DMARC and/or SPF for anything other than spam (and phishing) filtering?

We use it's presence on incoming mail for spam filtering, and make sure it's present on outgoing mail in order for our mail not to be flagged as spam by other companies. I'm pretty sure this isn't an unusual use case.

Once again, UK doesn't rule out buying F-35A fighter jets

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The problem

Well, the nub of the problem is that the QE class doesn't have a catapult or arrestor system, and fitting one now would cost about as much as new carrier (we're told).

This means the only fixed wing aircraft that can be used on them are V/STOL aircraft, and that limits the choice to:

Yak-38 - Soviet design, out of production, Uncle Vlad probably won't sell us any.

(Sea) Harrier - 1960's design, out of production.

F-35B - Modern design, very pricey.

So, given that there's only one aircraft that is currently being produced that can actually be used on the QE, that's the one we're going to have to get.

(Whether or not this situation of being stuck with only one choice of plane could have been avoided is a separate rant for a different day)