* Posts by phuzz

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Get the message, PHBs: New York City mulls ban on after-hours biz email

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Re: Good luck with that

It doesn't say you can't be on call, it just says you have to be paid overtime if you are.

Where I work you get a monthly bonus for being on call, plus overtime if we actually have to do something out of hours.

Microsoft loves Linux so much it wants someone else to build distros for its Windows Store

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Ok, it looks like they've changed the install method since it was released last year.

When I installed it it was a case of enabling the feature, and just running bash. I don't know if that method still works.

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Re: Windows Store

The default sub-system (Ubuntu) is installed via the Add/Remove Features settings page, so you don't need to touch the store and give MS an email address.

How much work it would be to manually swap out the version of Ubuntu and replace it with something else I don't know, but the linux filesystem can be found at %localappdata%\lxss, so I suspect it's possible, if tricky.

Oops, I spoke too soon, someone has already written scripts in python to download and install new distros.

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Devil

Fun fact: There's already Microsoft code in the Linux kernel. They contributed drivers for HyperV (for example).

Privacy activists to UK plod: Wanna slurp folks' phone records? Come back with a warrant

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Facepalm

"A similar confusion exists at the national level: the report notes that the Lancashire force said national guidance came from the National Policing Improvement Agency. However, this agency has since been replaced by the College of Policing, which said that it doesn't provide any such guidance."

It was replaced in 2012, in case anyone was wondering what level of detective work Lancashire Police are capable of...

There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

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Bravo.

Gone in 60.121 seconds: Your guide to the pricey new gear Nvidia teased at its annual GPU fest

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Re: I don't know for a fact or even if its happening..

The trouble is that there's only so many factories capable of producing a modern chip, and they're all being used already.

It takes years and millions of dollars/pounds/yen/etc. to start up a new chip fab, so there's no quick opportunity for nVidia (or AMD or Intel etc.) to increase production.

If cryptomining on GPUs is still a profitable business in four-five years I expect the chip makers to be producing 'mining cards' specifically geared towards that, as well as their gaming and workstation GPUs, but that's a pretty big 'if' for a GPU manufacturer to invest millions right now...

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Re: WTF!

So pointing out that someone didn't read the fucking article gets downvotes now?

"Microsoft insisted it won't actively police its services – but, beware: it will investigate complaints from people who are offended by what you do on Redmond's platforms."

NASA stalls $8bn James Webb Space Telescope again – this time to 2020

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Re: Northrup Grumman

I think Lockheed-Martin would be very upset if you claim that Northrup are better at wasting tax-payer money than them.

Crapita aren't even in the same league as those two, US military money is a far vaster barrel of pork than UK government contracts.

Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street

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I'm surprised they don't take tires when we can leave old engine oil and car batteries by the kerb and they'll be recycled round here.

Hurrah! TLS 1.3 is here. Now to implement it and put it into software

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Re: TLS 1.3

We have clients who've still not moved entirely to TLS 1.2. "but we still have customers using IE6 who spend lots of money with us!" (really). So I'm not holding out any hope of 1.3 getting fully adopted this decade.

UK smut overlord declares age checks should protect users' privates

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I assume there's no plans to attempt to block anything from outside the UK, because how can they? Which does beg the question, why bother in the first place?

April FAIL as IETF's funny-but-dodgy draft doc arrives a week early

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Who's fault?

There's SPF records from 2014, and DKIM from 2011, but it's up to providers to actually implement them.

Sysadmin wiped two servers, left the country to escape the shame

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Facepalm

A long time ago I was making totally legal backups of Amiga games. Ahem.

Yeah, ok, so I was pirating some games, and to do so, a friend had lent me his copy of White Lightning, which was reputed to be able to copy pretty much anything, and fast. Not having much in the way of pocket money, even new blank discs were pretty pricey, so I'd not even bothered to make a copy of White Lightning, and so I was using my freind's diskette to copy various games.

You can probably guess what happened next, somehow I mixed up which disc was in which drive, and wrote over my friend's copy program. At the time I remember trying to blame it on him leaving the copy protect tab open on the disc. Sorry Tim.

Since then I've learnt my lesson and only got 'Source' and 'Destination' the wrong way round about four or five times since. Maybe six. Or seven.

UK's data watchdog seizes suspected Scottish nuisance caller's kit

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I'm sure the ICO will be pretty chuffed if this goes as planned.

YouTube banned many gun vids, so some moved to smut site

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I do wonder if Forgotten Weapons will be able to continue on Youtube, because one of their rules is that there can't be a link to buy weapons. However Ian does a lot of work at auction houses (I assume it's the best way to get access to some rare firearms), and unsurprisingly always mentions that it's possible to buy whatever interesting gun he's looking at this week from the auction house.

I hope he can continue the channel because he's very much about the history and mechanics of the weapons he looks at, rather than the legal/political side.

SpaceX blasted massive plasma hole in Earth's ionosphere

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Re: Yawn

Who knows what effect a bloody great cable going all the way through the atmosphere would have on the ionosphere?

And as others have mentioned, Arthur C. Clarke's book The Fountains of Paradise is well worth a read.

Reflection of a QR code on PoS scanner used to own mobile payments

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Re: All your payment tokens are mine

The "All your X are belong to us" phrasing is based on a bad translation from Japanese. Russian has nothing to do with it.

Tiangong-1 re-entry window shrinks: Duck from March 30 to April 3

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Re: Great images

"investigated by proper socialists"

Is there any left? Or did you mean scientists?

Prez Trump's $60bn China tariff plan to hit tech, communications, aerospace industries

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Re: What Trump wants…

I'm not sure where you got that idea from mate, even the BBC is finding it hard to say anything nice about him.

MIT boffins build rubber robot, invade privacy of unsuspecting sealife

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Facepalm

Then all you need to do is train the fish to film the things you're interested in. There must be plenty of haddocks out there who went to film school right? Plus these days it feels like every mackerel has it's own youtube channel.

Vodafone is UK's mobile ping king

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Re: EE (BT)

SIM-only is the way forward. As long as you have the income to buy a phone out right, it often works out cheaper than paying the phone company in instalments, plus you can pick exactly what phone you want, and it's easier to switch to another network.

Leaning tower of NASA receives last big arm

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Boffin

Re: Crew?

They've said they're not going to bother trying to get the F9H passenger-rated because they're hoping that the BFR will be ready soon™ enough to make it a dead end. The Dragon crew capsules fit just fine on a Falcon 9 (which is getting man-rated), they don't need the extra boosters of the Heavy.

El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block

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IT Angle

Re: Won't someone think of the children?... indeed

I'm sure there's a lot of PFY's out there who first honed their IT skills finding ways around the web-blocking at their school.

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

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Devil

Re: Too true

I find asking people what they mean by (eg) 'onboardification', and then quizzing them on why they didn't just use a real word tends to reduce the amount of bollocks they come out with. If that doesn't work, start writing a 'bizspeak to English' dictionary in front of them, and make a big show of consulting it to translate each sentence that comes out of their mouth.

You should be able to effectively de-rail the meeting and get back to doing real work within half an hour or so. Bonus points if the sales person leaves in tears.

F-35B Block 4 software upgrades will cost Britain £345m

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Re: and Pigs might fly a.k.a F-35

The ECM carried by the Vulcan was rumoured to be powerful enough to cause physical damage to some of the US radar equipment they used to practise against.*

Who needs stealth when the opponent's radars are all smoking from the electronics?

* Allegedly.

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

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Pint

Re: Over-h(y/o)pped

Let not be too hasty to judge, it is nice that the yanks have remembered how to brew real beer again, rather than the 'making-love-in-a-canoe' type efforts of the previous few decades.

Still though, not only do they seem to add as many hops as they can fit in, but most American craft beers seem to be aiming to be as alcoholic as possible. Personally I'd rather have a nice session ale, say about 3-4%? That way I can drink more than a couple without wanting a snooze.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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I'm guessing it's Microsoft minutes because all the previous updates took about 10-15 minutes for me, and this is supposed to be a faster process.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

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Windows

Re: Reliable Atari

Come on now, I think you'll find that Commodore could out-incompetent Atari any day of the week.

Brit MPs chide UK.gov: You're acting like EU data adequacy prep is easy

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"Half want in, half want out, half want a hard out, half want a soft out,"

Which half want to shake it all about?

Telegram still won't hand over crypto keys it says it does not store

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Big Brother

Re: Now we see how good the development *really* is.

A better defence would be to invent some encryption keys and a "decryption program" which produces plausible plain text.

When the government asks for something, "it's impossible" is not an answer that will keep you out of prison.

Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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Re: As a non Facebook user*, let me just say...

I've never had a facebook account either, but I assume they still know all sorts of things about me, because I have friends who do use facebook.

All you need is one friend who's willing to click the "yes please, by all means have access to everything on my phone" button, and now facebook know everything that your friend knows about you.

US govt's final bid to extradite Lauri Love kicked into touch

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Re: "stopped at any airport [..] and extradited by the judiciary there"

"Um, really ? So if you're wanted by the US and you go to, say, Germany, the US can call up the Germans and have them arrest you on their behalf ?"

Of course not, they don't bother asking the government of another country for permission, they just go ahead and kidnap them. For example.

British Level 4 driverless pods are whizzing along ... er, a London path

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Re: Pedestrians Getting in the Way

Pedestrians might be allowed to walk down the cycle lane, but they risk cyclists hitting them, shouting at them, or just pushing them out of the way.

Anyone fancy testing the 'unlimited' drive writes claim on Nimbus Data's 100TB whopper SSD?

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Re: SATA ssd

The SSDs in the article are all either SAS or SATA, no NVMe. From TFA:

Toshiba PM5: 30.72TB, 2.5-inch case, 12 Gbit/s SAS interface

Micron 5100, 5200 Eco: 7.68TB, 2.5-inch case, SATA 6gig interface

Samsung PM1643: 30.72TB, 2.5-inch format, 12 Gbit/s SAS

Sysadmin held a rack of servers off the ground for 15 mins, crashed ISP when he put them down

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Unhappy

Three finger salute

Have I ever told customers to reboot, knowing that the problem was actually at my end, but that it would be fixed by the time the clients had rebooted?

No of course not, where did you get that idea, who have you been talking to?! I DENY EVERYTHING.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: out of paper!

@ bobajob12

If you have 100 Windows PCs then you use a central print server (unless you enjoy making life difficult for yourself), so there's only one place you need to delete print jobs. You can push shared printers along with their drivers with Group Policy, so (eg) Accounts get their own B&W printer, while Marketing get some crayons their own really expensive colour printer etc.

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Re: out of paper!

We had one of those 2500 sheet trays (more an entire separate box that bolted on to the side), which at first was great. Yes, I was still the one that had to refill it, but at least I only had to do that once a week.

Eventually though we started to be plagued by mis-feeds, and I was constantly having to carefully un-jam multiple sheets which had all tried to go through at once. It took one of the engineers to point out to me that the massive stack of paper was spending so long in the tray, it was getting damp enough over the course of a week that it failed to feed properly.

So it turns out, you can have too much paper capacity.

FYI: There's a cop tool called GrayKey that force unlocks iPhones. Let's hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!

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Re: not much chance of that

"Like people ever get their stuff back after it's stolen, er seized, by the police..."

I'm sure your high priced lawyer will be able to get it returned.

Wait, you are rich enough to afford a high priced lawyer aren't you? Because otherwise you're poor and there's probably a law against that.

Intel: Our next chips won't have data leak flaws we told you totally not to worry about

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Headmaster

Re: Actually...

"I'm surprised there aren't more publicly known errors in it."

There's already plenty of known errors to be getting on with.

(That's just an example from one generation of Intel's CPUs...)

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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Alien

Surprisingly no, there's no film called "Alien Zombies", however, there's plenty with almost that title.

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Linux

Re: Not Chen?

Peterson isn't, is he?

Kepler krunch koming: Super space 'scope's fuel tank almost empty

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Pint

Re: Wow...

And another from me

UK.gov urged to ensure punters can 'still roam like at home' after Brexit

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Re: Oink, oink, flap, flap.

"it would be logical for it to maintain existing agreements"

Is that a polite way of saying that there's no way it'll ever happen?

Crypto crackdown: Google bans ads for unregulated currencies

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Re: being wealthy on paper as long as they don't try to sell them

Or you can just use them to buy stuff. Well, a year or so ago it was relatively easy anyway.

Dolby sues Adobe for dodging license fees

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In other news, popcorn shares are on the rise.

Russian boffins blow up teeny asteroids with tiny laser... to work out how to nuke the real thing

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Re: terrified even the loonies who built the thing.

Voland is correct in the first part about the yield being reduced to reduce fallout. They were only intending to test the design, and it was assumed that scaling it up to the full 100MT would be 'easy' (or whatever a nuclear weapon designer considers easy).

As for splitting open the Earth, well, probably not, but it's probably a good thing they didn't try eh?

NASA on SpaceX's 2015 big boom: Bargain bin steel liberated your pressure vessel

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Headmaster

This isn't 'smack talk' from an embarrassed NASA. It's an in-depth fault analysis containing things which SpaceX very likely knew already, but chose not to make public for commercial reasons. NASA are making it public because it is their mandate, and because it will help educate all engineers, not just the ones at SpaceX.

Mozilla wants to seduce BOFHs with button-down Firefox

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Re: Weird timing

Perfect timing for me.

Until now we've been using a plugin to limit functionality in Firefox. That add-on isn't getting updated, and the ESR support for add-ons only lasts until the summer, so I'd really like a solution before then.

I can also see the logic for Mozilla. They didn't want to spend ages developing an enterprise version of Firefox on the old codebase, before having to refactor everything. Now they have a modern, clean codebase to start from.

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Re: Put it out of its misery

I'm a long time* user of Firefox who found that all of my 'necessary' addons work just fine in the new version, so I've stuck with it.

I've also never had a problem adapting to the new interfaces they've unveiled over the years.

I've always found Firefox to be as quick, and use about as much RAM as the available alternatives.

Thing is though, people who are happy tend not to start complaint threads in semi-related news stories so you might have got the wrong impression.

(* Phoenix 0.4 I think)