* Posts by phuzz

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Blighty: If EU won't let us play at Galileo, we're going home and taking encryption tech with us

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Headmaster

Re: Jacob Rees-Mogg in orbit

"Well I suppose its better than Napoleonic units"

He's not going to use units from someone who probably chopped off the head of one of his ancestors now is he?

(I assume that he's related to the French royal family on the basis that all of the European monarchy is inter-related and more inbred than an isolated village in the Forrest of Dean.)

AWS sends noise to Signal: You can't use our servers to beat censors

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"AWS can't distinguish technically between good uses of this and bad, so they want to stop all uses."

And it also has the useful side benefit of allowing countries like China and Iran to block Signal, so they're not going to get the entire of AWS blacklisted.

Just because there's some good technical reasons for what they're doing doesn't mean we should ignore the venal reasons too.

Scammers use Google Maps to skirt link-shortener crackdown

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The only way to find out where a particular short-URL goes is to try and access it, so either your browser would have to try and access every URL in a page before you read it, or there'd have to be a list of URL shorteners so that the browser only had to check out some of the links on the page.

Open Internet lovin' Comcast: Buy our TV service – or no faster broadband for you!

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Re: Verizon, too?

Not just the US, our Virgin broadband bill stayed about the same when we cancelled the TV and phone packages.

At least they'll still sell us the fastest connection without insisting we have to get TV with it.

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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Re: Better On A Camel

Don't forget they just dropped the Metrobus stop at Filton Abby Wood because they built the entrance too small for the buses to turn in.

By the time they actually start service the Metro buses will probably only be going between two stops a hundred metres apart.

Yep, slow and steady, that's the Bristol way.

Bill Gates declined offer to serve as Donald Trump's science advisor

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Re: Does Bill like 'his baby' now under new management?

You missed out all the cash they make from the XBox (+game licensing +xbox live etc.), and Azure (which is making more money that Amazon or Google).

AI boffins rebel against closed-access academic journal that wants to have its cake and eat it

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Re: Blood suckers

"The best and only rational system would be a no-cost publishing service labs can access for free, being thus able to keep an eye on what is happening in their research domain. Unfortunately this doesn't create any profit, so it won't ever happen."

Nope, there's no chance of that ever happening. And by 'that' I mean people actually RTFA, not a free publishing service.

NetHack to drop support for floppy disks, Amiga, 16-bit DOS and OS/2

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Re: Lamentable but understandable.

The Amiga was too beautiful to live.

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Re: Lamentable but understandable.

We might not use tape much any more, but Linux will still be (ab)using tar for years to come.

Mannequin Skywalker takes high ground on Bezos-backed rocket

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Boffin

Re: Units

"RegI or SI, please."

Yes please.

(but for those that are too lazy to convert themselves: 17MN or 171 kilo-Norrises)

Windows 10 April 2018 Update lands today... ish

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Re: "Peer-to-peer patch distribution over the LAN"

"patch distribution over the LAN [...] is something that pretty much everybody wanted at least 2 decades ago"

Well, there was always WSUS, but then if you've ever been a WSUS admin you'll understand why Microsoft decided to burn it to the ground and start over...

Double double, soil and trouble, fire burn and heat shield bubble: NASA cracks rover, has dirty talk with ESA

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Flame

Re: time to revisit miniature pumpe propulsion?

Why not use a straight-six piston engine as a fuel pump?

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Re: get those rocks back to our home world.

The trouble is in order to get (eg) 1kg of samples back to Earth, you need a craft capable of returning to Earth from Mars (never been done). It'll probably also have to carry enough fuel to brake into Earth orbit, rather than parachute down and potentially break quarantine. Plus you need something that can take the samples from the surface of Mars and into orbit, probably to somehow automatically dock with the return craft in Mars orbit (again, never been done that far from Earth).

The biggest issue though is that both of these craft have to be carried all the way to Mars, and the orbital rocket has to be safely landed, and all of this takes a massive amount of fuel.

Then you add on the fun little problems, like building a rocket engine that can survive the months long trip to Mars, the landing, and also survive several days on Mars, and can still ignite successfully and reach orbit. Exactly what kind of fuel do you use that doesn't need heating or cooling or compressing for that long, whilst still being as efficient as possible?

All in all it's a tricky set of problems, and will probably cost a lot of money to do.

For more info, here's a look at a NASA plan for sample return from thirty years ago, which goes through some of the problems (eg taking a parachute all the way from Earth, to Mars and back again was too much mass, so they designed the return capsule to just crash).

That Brexit in action: UK signs pact to let Euro court judge its patents

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Re: The right thing to do.

English allows wordbuilding (an example of which would be the word you just built, "wordbuilding"). It's just not as common as other languages, and rarely goes beyond two words.

High Court gives UK.gov six months to make the Snooper's Charter lawful

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The government isn't alt-right, it's just rightwing. Not extremely rightwing by global standards, but definitely on the right of mainstream UK politics.

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

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Re: I need one!

Lots of rocks are made of silicon right? So can I call this surplus Pentium 4 (2.8GHZ Northwood!) that's sat on my desk a pet rock? It's about as useful.

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Re: Missed a trick here

"IoT copiers"

Round here we call them "printers".

Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive

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Re: Mode Operation On

It reminds me of a similar problem, except this bit of kit had a on/off switch just next to where the power cable attached, as well as a 'power on' button on the front.

Needless to say, the presence of a power button on the front stopped anyone from looking for another one, until I was called in to find out why it wasn't working.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Or, to look at it from the other direction, next time your boss asks you to do something nonsensical, instead of arguing with them, just say "I think this is covered by GDPR, can you check for me please?".

Then you can get back to reading elReg.

Incredible Euro space agency data leak... just as planned: 1.7bn stars in our galaxy mapped

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Re: Exciting

"Best. Screensaver. Ever."

That's a pretty harsh criticism of Elite:Dangerous. Fair, but harsh.

;)

(Props to the E:D to always including up to date astronomical info whenever they can however)

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Boffin

Re: DARK MATTER IS A FANTASY

The trouble with a theory that there's no such thing as dark matter (and I will admit that dark matter sounds like a bit of a fudge), is that it doesn't explain the existence of a galaxy which behaves as if it contains no dark matter.

Of course, no one knows why this galaxy doesn't have any dark matter, but it certainly seems to behave as if all the mass in it is accounted for by the objects we can see. That is, the outermost clusters of stars orbit the core much slower than in other galaxies.

AMD CEO Su: We like GPU crypto-miners but gamers are first priority

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Re: Can I see some b*** motherboards

"Intel with the Intel P.O.S. IGP graphics"

Intel are now using AMD Vega graphics in some of their chips. For example.

That's no moon... er, that's an asteroid. And it'll be your next and final home, spacefarer

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Re: Will our Descendants Feel the Same Way?

I'm pretty sure that no generation ship in the entire of history of fiction has ever not had societal breakdown of some sort.

Oh, except maybe the Nauvoo in The Expanse, but that's only because it was re-commissioned before any of the passengers ever stepped on board.

Win 7, Server 2008 'Total Meltdown' exploit lands, pops admin shells

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Re: What about if you're paranoid?

If you're that paranoid why do you even use Windows in the first place maybe you should uninstall more patches, that'll make it more secure right?

ISO blocks NSA's latest IoT encryption systems amid murky tales of backdoors and bullying

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"It explicitly mentions the 1st Battalion of Ikea corps too. No, not a joke either."

Errr, not a joke no, but it is fictional. The real giveaway is the text that says "Science Fiction" in the top left.

Um, Voland old chum, you do understand the difference between fiction and reality right?

World's biggest DDoS-for-hire souk shuttered, masterminds cuffed

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Re: World's biggest DDoS-for-hire shuttered

And all the compromised routers, compromised servers, and compromised phones of course...

Audiophiles have really taken to the warm digital tone of streaming music

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"at places where listening is the norm as opposed to partying/drinking"

Why not both?

Although people who talk during the quiet bits can sod right off.

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Re: Streaming? Nah!

"Good luck playing that vinyl in your car on on the move"

You just need one of these!

(I'll stick to Bluetooth though, because MP3s don't get scratched every time you go over a bump...)

Windows 10 Springwatch: See the majestic Microsoft in its natural habitat, fixing stuff the last patch broke

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Re: In the old days

Of course we're all pining for the days when Microsoft released updates that always worked perfectly first time.

Those far off, imaginary days....

'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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Re: Re "putting the phone down is almost always the right thing to do."

"a Voice over IP line, so cannot press tone buttons even if they wanted to"

What kind of shitty VoIP system can't pass touch tones? I've had to use some really terrible ones, but I've never found one that didn't work with touch tone menus.

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Re: Re "putting the phone down is almost always the right thing to do."

There's another approach that requires a little bit of work before hand.

First you need a Windows VM. No need for it to be a recent version, or to be updated, a bog standard WinXP SP2 box is fine.

Find some remote access trojan, and save it on the desktop as "sekret passwords.txt" or similar.

When you get a call from a tech support scanner, allow them access to your honeypot VM, and wait for them to copy off your 'sekret' trojan, and run it on their own machine.

???

Profit!

X marks the Notch, where smartmobe supercycles go to die

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It's not just that new phones are making the old ones cheaper, phone specs have been more-than-useable for years now. So a £150 phone can do everything that a two year old flagship could do, and can do everything the average punter wants.

So you have a choice, spend £300+ on a brand new phone, or spend £100 on a brand new phone that can do all the same stuff. The expensive phone probably has bigger numbers (eg CPU speed), but not anything that most people will notice day to day.

So why go for the flagship models?

Even Microsoft's lost interest in Windows Phone: Skype and Yammer apps killed

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Re: MS kills UWP apps, Telephony API appears in Windows

Microsoft has long been large enough for different departments to be effectively working in opposition to each other.

Look at the way the Windows team try and introduce a coherent new design every so often, only for the Office team to create their own separate GUI system.

Or indeed there's the parts of MS who are working on Linux compatibility (like the bash subsystem, or the HyperV drivers in the Linux kernel), presumably unnoticed by their sales division.

So yes, the left had of Microsoft doesn't know what the right hand is doing, and neither of them have any idea what that tentacle over there is doing...

I got 99 secure devices but a Nintendo Switch ain't one: If you're using Nvidia's Tegra boot ROM I feel bad for you, son

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Linux

fail0verflow

It looks like it was separately discovered by other people as well:

https://fail0verflow.com/blog/2018/shofel2/

"but then someone published the 0day bug two days before our 90-day disclosure window was set to expire on April 25th. Oh well. Yes, this is the same bug that is exploited by fusée gelée, and that was just leaked by some other group (but we found it first)."

They also have a github page with enough instructions for those with a certain amount of technical knowledge to boot linux on a Switch.

https://github.com/fail0verflow/shofel2

Petty PETA rapped by judges over monkey selfie copyright stunt

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Re: Did the monkey ask a lawyer to do this?

I wonder how much damage PETA have done to animal welfare by giving it a bad name?

Don't give money to PETA, give it to a local charity that might use it for actually helping animals, rather than spending it on 'look at me' stunts.

Bungling cops try to use dead chap's fingers to unlock his smartmobe

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Facepalm

It was in the funeral home whilst the family were present. So they barged into the wake of someone they'd killed, and then presumably had to manipulate their corpse a bit to get the hand out, with the family looking on.

Classy.

Capita reports pre-tax LOSS of £515m for 2017

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Re: 35 customer relationship management systems...

I suspect that after spending millions on cutting costs they'll end up with at least thirty seven CRMs, none of which interoperate correctly.

It couldn't happen to a nicer company.

US sanctions on Turkey for Russia purchases could ground Brit F-35s

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"who ever thought it a good idea to sell the US' most advanced aircraft to a weakly aligned country with GDP of $11,000 per capita, led by a despotic ruler elected on an Islamist ticket?"

Did you read the bit in the article about Turkey being in a really handy position to bottle up most of the Russian Navy? It's basically a bribe to keep them as potentially the enemy of our enemy.

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

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Re: Are you sure they were servers?

I once unplugged one of the six power cables going into an HP blade enclosure and the entire thing powered off. Thirty seconds later I was having to deal with an irate boss, but he did calm down and agree that they were specifically supposed to be redundant PSUs, and so perhaps it wasn't entirely my fault.

We eventually traced it to a bad PSU that would only take about 20% of it's rated load before failing. Thanks HP.

Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

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Windows

"It'll sell well to the millennials"

Millennials is anyone born since 1980, so it's basically a sneering way of saying "people under forty". Depending on where you live, people under 40 probably make up more than 50% of the population now.

British Crackas With Attitude chief gets two years in the cooler for CIA spymaster hack

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Re: Another Perspective....

"This person was able to social engineer access to peoples accounts. So this does seem to be quite easy to do. So, we are all at risk then, and has it already happened to people by others who want to remain under the radar ?"

Yes it's pretty easy to do. Yes, someone could do it to your account (but if you're not the head of the CIA, your threat level is probably lower).

It's not really under the radar though. Social engineering has been part of the hacker toolkit since before there were home computers (the old school phone phreaks got very good at it), and it's still the easiest way to get access to a system. If you've not heard much about it before it's probably because it's so widespread that nobody considers it worth mentioning.

Here's an example from last year.

Twenty years ago today: Windows 98 crashed live on stage with Bill Gates. Let's watch it again...

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Re: " Still funny, even after all these years"

I managed to BSoD Win10, but that was a bad stick of RAM. Not cheap stuff either, but it managed to reduce Mint to a screen full of random colours when I tried that, which I guess leaves Windows slightly ahead, because at least it gave me a readable error message.

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

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Headmaster

Re: Education is no longer designed to teach.

students seem to be actively discouraged from taking a wider interest in any aspect of a subject outside their teachers' knowledge.

To be a (eg) biology teacher, you need at least a degree in the subject, preferably a masters or PhD.

The syllabus on the other hand, is set by a civil servant acting on the orders of a politician. Who do you think has a better grasp of the subject?

Or to put it another way, would you prefer your kid to pass their GCSEs/A levels, or to know the names of some blood vessels? And which do you think will get them a job?

LESTER gets ready to trundle: The Register's beer-bot has a name

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Pint

You know what bar staff would appreciate more? A robot that went around picking up empties.

You don't need to take booze to the punters, they'll queue up to get it, but people will almost never bring their empties up to the bar (although you should if you want the bar staff to like you). Use the robot to do the boring grubby job of grabbing empties and filling the glass washer and leave the pouring and serving to the fleshy meatbags.

Nominet drains mug of tea, leans back, calmly explains how to make Whois GDPR-compliant

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Re: I would agree with only LEAs having full access

There's also the usage (of whois) for individuals of, for example, "is this acme-service.com website associated with the real company, or some impostor?"

I'm guessing most companies will opt-out of the data-sharing restrictions (ie they will share their full whois data) for just this reason. It's something like getting an EV certificate, but presumably cheaper.

Musk: I want to retrieve rockets with big Falcon party balloons

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Amatures too

It's not just big serious rocket companies using ballutes, Copenhagen Suborbitals are planning to use one to stabilise their capsule, in fact, they posted a video of the first test (ie, throwing it off a big building) just yesterday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaGyD7gKAaw

SpaceX finally Falcon flings NASA's TESS into orbit

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Re: Always get nurvous

The James Webb is supposed to be launched on an Ariane 5, although that is supposed to be replaced by the Ariane 6 in 2022 or so. It's possible it might end up on a SpaceX rocket.

Who knows basically. At the current rate of progress we'll be able to just drag it up a space elevator and give it a shove.

BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

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Unhappy

Re: So what about the customers?

"who's going to pay?"

Well, on one side you have BT, well known for pinching pennies wherever they can, and on the other side you have their customers, most of whom are locked in and have no other option but to pay whatever BT charges.

I think we can all guess who'll end up paying.

PCI Council releases vastly expanded cards-in-clouds guidance

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On the subject of PCI, my local Sainsburys has added extra cameras to all of the self-service checkouts.

They're up above the checkout, and seem to be positioned to get a good view of what is being scanned and put into a bag. There's a screen next to them.

Thing is, they also perfectly capture the card reader, and even if they might not quite have the resolution to read the card number, you could certainly tell what PIN someone has typed in. I assume that this footage is being kept for at least some length of time.

I'm assuming whoever OK'ed them has never heard of PCI at all.

Soyuz later! Russia may exit satellite launch biz

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Re: At those prices...

And has anyone seen Jeff Bezos in public since?