* Posts by phuzz

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Missing Titan sub likely destroyed in implosion, no survivors

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Re: A fitting epitaph

It's not that crass and insensitive, and certainly not unbelievably* so. An actually crass comment would be pointing out that now they can sell tours to view the wreck of the Titanic and the Titan.

* really, if you thought that comment was 'unbelievably crass', you should probably stay well away from most comment threads on the internet for your own mental health.

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

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Re: Unique keys

Also, multiple names due to having a married and professional name, or a stage name, of for cultural reasons like picking a name that mono-lingual Brits can pronounce.

One person's trash is another's 'trashware' – the art of refurbing old computers

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WTF?

Re: "Bring Me to Life", as the nice lady once sang

Your laptop has a PERC 4 RAID card? How many SCSI drives does it fit?

When people are talking about reusing 'old' laptops, they're typically talking about something that still has some battery life left. So realistically, less than ten years old.

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Re: What about

I'm not sure if any of the other components will run Mint either. IIRC the CPU is 32 bit only, and they don't have enough RAM.

Honestly, they were bloody slow running contemporary Linux, let alone a modern version.

Time running out for crew of missing Titanic tourist submarine

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Re: Jerry-riggedness?

A former employee was fired for complaining about the lack of safety: https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate

So I'm not sure it's certified by anyone.

Google Lens now can spot problematic skin spots, or not

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Re: "image recognition software, including: animal, plant, and landmark identification"

Or maybe it's the flipside of that, and we'll start seeing capchas asking us to "Select all squares containing Squamous cell carcinoma".

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: What About The Current Resident?

They wish they were that modern ;)

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Re: President And Classified Information

No one said he shouldn't have classified information when he was in office. It was the part where he lost the election and wasn't in office any more, and deliberately took boxes and boxes of classified documents. Then when he was asked to return them, he repeated lied and tried to hide them.

That's the part that he's on trial for.

Of course, it is somewhat true that he's still not being held according the the same standards as other people. Trump has been allowed out on bail, if he was held to the same standards as eg Reality Winner he'd be in jail awaiting trial right now.

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Re: What About The Current Resident?

The idea that it might be worth updating laws every few centuries doesn't seem to have reached the US yet. They're legal system was indeed very shiny two hundred years ago, but it could do with a bit of a freshen up by now. Maybe drag it kicking and screaming into the 20th century?

NASA to tear the wings off plane in the name of sustainability

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Re: Not this again

Breaking the speed of sound and landing the aircraft is the key part. Piston engined aircraft like the Spitfire and Mustang could reach the speed of sound in a dive, but they would be dangerously out of control if/when they did.

(Not that they'd know how fast they were going, a simple airspeed indicator isn't useable once you go that fast)

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

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Re: COP/EOD

“Our sires’ age was worse than our grandsires’. We, their sons, are more worthless than they; so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.”

Horace circa 23 BCE

Older generations have been complaining about "the youth of today" for millennia. It's ok, they'll be dead sooner ;)

Thousands of subreddits go dark in mega-protest over Reddit's app-killing API prices

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Re: We'll continue to be profit-driven until profits arrive

It is possible for a business to make a profit, and not be terrible, but generally the business has to start out with that in mind.

Reddit is similar to a lot of other VC-funded companies, where someone came up with an initial idea, managed to sell that idea to venture capitalists, and got millions in funding. They then use that funding to pursue Growth™ above anything else, with no thought being paid to revenue, or budgets, or any of that boring business stuff.

The idea is that once you've attracted your millions of users, you pivot to charging them money and start making a profit. Not many companies manage to successfully make this transition though, because when they try and charge customers for things that used to be free/cheap, most of the customers just jump ship for the next VC-subsidised company.

Clippy designer was too embarrassed to include him in his portfolio

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Re: Nuke it from space....

So let's reflect on what that says about "the intelligence levels of the young generation"?

I doubt many people under the age of 30 know what Clippy was.

Is it a drone? Is it a balloon? Whatever it is the US warns locals not to let them fly in Iran

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Black Helicopters

Seems like an odd thing for a US government official to say. Surely if the Bad Guys™ are getting drones, that just provides more opportunities for Boeing/BAE/Lockheed etc. to sell anti-drone missiles or whatever. After all, enhancing shareholder value for 'defence' companies, is pretty much the raison d'etre of the US government right?

Oh Snap... Desktop Ubuntu Core to arrive in 2024

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Re: Just when we thought that Linux gave us the freedom to choose

This will put desktop linux well ahead of Windows.

It already is, except for the one feature that matters: Windows compatibility.

Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password

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Re: Just the one letter?

I tried to use a Turkish keyboard once. It was not easy. I ended up using Chacter Map to type my password

Since when did my SSD need water cooling?

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Depending on what you're doing for your storage, you can probably add an SSD cache to your spinning rust at the OS level.

I was doing it via Windows Storage Spaces*, but these days I have a seperate NAS running unRAID, with a couple of 512GB SSDs as a write cache. IIRC ZFS can do something similar.

(* SSD caching in Storage Spaces isn't avaliable via the UI in consumer versions of Windows, but you can still set it up via PowerShell)

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Re: Speak louder, I could not hear you

Only if the watercooling leaks onto the fan

Mars helicopter went silent for six sols, imperilled Perseverance rover

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Pint

I've had my share of nervous moments rebooting servers that are physically a long way away from me, but that can't compare to what it must have been like for the NASA engineers to have to upload a flight plan, and hope that their little 'coptor could take off and land somewhere with better receipion, all by itself. That must have been terrifying!

several of these for all involved >>>>>>>>>

Windows XP activation algorithm cracked, keygen now works on Linux

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Gimp

I think it might be possible to use WSL (Windows Subsystem for Linux) to run SANE 'natively' in Windows 10 or 11.

I'm not saying anyone should do that, but it would be a fun hack.

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Or for that matter, I guess PATA disk duplicators are probably pretty cheap if you can find them. Of course, you still need to find enough IDE drives which are still good enough to use as replacements. Hmmm, PATA->SATA adaptors maybe, or you can go PATA>CompactFlash

Intel mulls cutting ties to 16 and 32-bit support

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Re: It's about time.

Most Linux distros install just fine with UEFI, no jumping through hoops required, and that's been the case for years.

(If you wanted yet another alternative, technically OSX uses EFI, and if you don't mind some hoop jumping, even Haiku does UEFI booting)

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Re: Spite, I tell you, spite!

Hey, leave Goths out of it!

Fair's fair, they did sack Rome.

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: Sun box

I wish 'plug the mouse into the keyboard' had caught on more generally, the cabling is neater. There's only a handful of keyboards available which have built in USB ports, which surprises me, why wouldn't you want a USB port right to hand?

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Re: The boss chucked mine out

Many PAT checkers are paid per device, so they try and test everything they can find. Once my old boss was daft enough to let one into our server room (which was also the store room), and I had to physically restrain him from unplugging the servers to test them.

Plus, PAT stands for "Portable Appliance Testing", the whole point is testing things like laptop chargers, which are regularly moved around, and might end up having damaged cables etc. over time. You don't need to test devices that are plugged in once and never move for years.

Is there anything tape can’t fix? This techie used it to defeat the Sun

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Flame

I once had sort of the opposite problem:

I was a a clients office, fixing various desktop issues, and I was asked to fix something (email related?) for a particular user, who wasn't at their desk. I sat down and started to troubleshoot, but there was something wrong with the mouse. I flipped it over and found someone had taped a two pence coin to the bottom. Once I'd removed that it worked fine, and I got to work fixing whatever the problem was.

After a bit the user came back into the office, phone practically glued to their ear. Once they'd got off the phone, I showed them the fixed computer, and mentioned that I'd had to remove the 2p and they replied: "I stuck that there, it's to protect me from the electromagnetic radiation".

As I was at a clients office, I restrained myself from going full BOFH, and just said "Have you tried closing your window blinds?" and left.

After all, the sun really is a source of harmful EM radiation, as anyone who's had sun-burn can attest.

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

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Re: When do people understand that cash rules?

I'd be worried that someone had decided to save money, and bought a really cheap one, and that it would one day end up drawing too much current and setting my phone/office/house on fire.

The Hubble Space Telescope is sinking! Two startups want to save it for free

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Re: the next bubble

If you claimed your bridge used AI in some way, then I'm sure the cash would come flooding in.

(No AI actually required).

YouTube's 'Ad blockers not allowed' pop-up scares the bejesus out of netizens

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Re: Subscription

Isn't that what Youtube Premium is?

23-year-old Brit linked to 2020 Twitter attack and SIM-swap scheme pleads guilty

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Thumb Up

The company has since tightened its protocols, which among other things now includes having way fewer people that an attacker can socially engineer.

Glad to see that elReg's trademark snark is still around :)

Meta wheels out Deloitte to plug the metaverse. Is anyone actually convinced?

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Re: It's entertainment, stupid

You forgot porn.

Or was that why you put quotes around "films"?

Of course Russia's ex-space boss doubts US set foot on the Moon

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Alien

Yes, they were all faked by Stanley Kubrick.

However, Kubrick being Kubrick, he did insist on filming on location.

FYI: Intel BootGuard OEM private keys leak from MSI cyber heist

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Re: Basic key management precautions…

Storing it on some enterprise grade whatsit would be great and all, but they could have avoided this problem by storing them on a $5 USB stick as long as it wasn't plugged into anything.

That tiny security step would have made them basically impregnable to any non-physical attacker.

Just keep them in a drawer, and only plug it in when you actually need to sign something. How hard can it be?

When you try to hire a freelancer to write SQL and all you get is incorrect AI garbage

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Re: From the Horses Mouth

You know that, because you actually know SQL. The people applying for these jobs presumably don't know the first thing about SQL, databases, or anything connected to the job. They were just hoping that they could get a chatbot to do the job for them.

1. Use chatbot to apply for job

2. ???

3. Profit!

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Joke

Re: capital of BC

Surely the capital of Canada is C?

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Re: Nipples and sonic screwdrivers

Ah yeah, I had that problem with the Dell nubbins. IIRC you could disable it in the drivers and it would fix the issue.

Singapore tells its people: Go forth and block those ads

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Re: Vinegar.....

I'm surprised it's not been prevented already,

I assume there's some interesting technical reason why youtube can't easily inject adverts into their video streams, or at least do it in a way that's impossible for an ad blocker to work around.

Techie sacked after jetting to tropical island on sick leave

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Re: Sick leave in the Maldives

Most companies treat it as "you can have this many days off to illness before we start to ask questions".

Mind you, my first boss had grown up in New Zealand and told me about the concept of "duvet days". That's when you really want to pull a sickie, but instead of lying to your employer, you just tell them you're having a duvet day, and stay at home.

4chan and other web sewers scraped up into Google's mega-library for training ML

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Alien

The idea of a chatbot being trained on comments from amanfrommars1 amuses me. As above so below, and all that.

Wrong time to weaken encryption, UK IT chartered institute tells government

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Re: Lets start by making all UK politician's calls and messages public.

I'd argue that as public servants, MPs should have less privacy. They are supposed to work for us after all.

Smallsats + solar sails = Photos of exoplanets at 1970s digital camera resolution

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Re: Proper sailing spaceship????

The keel doesn't need to be that big, or be weighted, it just needs to go through the water better in a forward direction, than it does sideways. Otherwise you're correct.

Deplatforming hate forums doesn't work, British boffins warn

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Re: If you feed the trolls ...

Ah yes, obviously it's the kids that are at fault here.

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Capita IT breach gets worse as Black Basta claims it's now selling off stolen data

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Re: Funny but...

It's within 72 hours, and it's "where feasible":

In the case of a personal data breach, the controller shall without undue delay and, where feasible, not later than 72 hours after having become aware of it, notify the personal data breach to the supervisory authority competent in accordance with Article 55, unless the personal data breach is unlikely to result in a risk to the rights and freedoms of natural persons.

Where the notification to the supervisory authority is not made within 72 hours, it shall be accompanied by reasons for the delay.

(src)

They'll weasel out if it by saying they wanted to be "sure" that particular details were leaked. So you should expect them to notify you (well, the ICO) about 71 hours after your details are spaffed all over the internet.

SpaceX calendar marked with big red circle for 'first Starship launch' this month

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Re: hyperbole much?

It's already orbiting then sun, along with the rest of us.

School principal resigns after writing $100,000 check to Elon Musk impersonator

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I've had spam emails purporting to be about a delivery. If one happened to come at the same time I was expecting something via sketchy courier I might even have opened them.

Defunct comms link connected to nothing at a fire station – for 15 years

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Re: "NEVER SWITCH OFF"

Pull the network cable out first. It has the same effect, but you don't have to worry about the old machine possibly not powering back on if it does turn out to be required.

Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it

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Re: What do you mean - its never been rebooted ?

uptime is a measure of how long it's been since you last verified that a server would boot correctly.

Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: PEBCAK?

If you need to communicate out-loud, you can always mention the "eye dee ten tee" error code...

(aka ID10T)

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Mushroom

Re: I see this a lot

Terminator XXIV: Skynet vs The Ants

Apple bags patent for folding phone that closes as it's dropped

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Devil

I'm imagining a scene where someone walks into a lift (elevator), chatting away on their new iPhone Foldable. They hit the button to go down, and as the lift accelerates downwards, the iPhone reacts to the drop, snapping shut on the user's ear like a mousetrap ;)