* Posts by phuzz

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Just add water: Efficient Energy’s HFC-free chillers arrive in the UK

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I'd only heard Americans using BTUs, I didn't realise anyone still used them in the UK.

What's wrong with watts? (or 'Watts wrong with whats?' if you prefer).

Checkmate, Qualcomm: Apple in billion-dollar bid to gobble Intel’s 5G modem blueprints, staff – new claim

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I suppose it partly depends on where Intel's modem team are/were based, and if they fancy moving to Cupertino (or Apple opens an office where they are).

Equifax to world+dog: If we give you this $700m, can you pleeeeease stop suing us about that mega-hack thing?

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Re: Settlement is BS

Aren't AG's elected in the US though? It seem odd to me that you'd want someone who's effectively a politician, making decisions about who gets prosecuted.

God DRAM you! Prices to slide more than 40% in 2019 because chip makers can't forecast

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Re: Is this the year

Or for those on Windows, you can use tiering with Storage Spaces, provided you have at least two spare SSDs (they have to be mirrored to prevent data loss apparently). You'll have to do everything through Powershell though if you're using Win10, only the server OSs have a GUI for tiered storage.

Performance is about what you'd expect, fast when it's using the SSDs, slow when using the spinning rust. My use case is so far from the intended use that I can't really comment on how well the prioritisation works (it's supposed to keep frequently used files on the fast tier).

You can also use the SSDs as a straight-forward cache (and in conjunction with tiering).

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

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Re: Heats always worth adding

Speaking of pennies, with a bit of thermal adhesive, and some lose change, you can build a heatsink out of coins. Really.

Ofcom 'fair deal' action: UK mobile networks agree to slash contract charges when lock-in ends – except Three

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Re: 11 handsets - not one could I get working.

Why not just buy unlocked phones in the first place?

When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing

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username checks out.

Brussels changes its mind AGAIN on .EU domains: Euro citizens in post-Brexit Britain can keep them after all

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Re: Do you want a second referendum

"Starwman! Not only is a GE about more than just Brexit"

Officially maybe, but people treated the EU elections as a second referendum, and they'll do the same if there's a general election any time soon.

In fact, I confidently predict that whatever happens with brexit, the topic will have an outsized influence on UK politics (and elections etc.) for at least the next five years, probably longer.

British ISPs throw in the towel, give up sending out toothless copyright infringement warnings

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Re: Entertainment is a problem

"then get your revenue from the ads and personal data slurp we all know is the reason for the subscription model in the first place."

Not necessarily. A nice steady constant income from subscriptions makes accountants much happier. And of course, most streaming services don't have any ads, so clearly ad-revenue is not the reason.

When Harry met celly: NSA hoarder thrown in the clink for 9 years – after taking classified work home for decades

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Re: 22 years...

I'd assume he started off as a direct employee, got trained and got his security clearance, and then left and became a contractor (and the contracting firm was probably set up by another ex-employee, who still plays golf with his old workmates, and entirely coincidentally gets contracts from them).

Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag

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Re: Armstrong the LEM pilot

Theoretically the LM could land on it's own, and/or the astronauts could alter it's pre-programmed landing site whilst in flight.

However, all the LM pilots were, well, pilots, so all of them skipped the fully automatic landing (program 65) and instead ran the semi-manual program (66) which allowed them to hand-pilot it down (in reality the AGC took care of the descent rate, so really they were basically just flying it in 2D).

If you're near MIT tomorrow (20th) you can go watch a simulated landing being performed using a real, working AGC (a repaired ground test prototype) to do all the calculations, info. Alas, I'm on the wrong side of the pond.

We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers

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Re: So the already exorbitant price of pampers go up...

I think every new parent I know has said "oh, we're going to try using cloth nappies, better for environment you know", and absolutely none</em. of them have stuck with it after the first couple of days.

Also, as far as I can tell, new-borns will start to cry when they've just shit themselves, also before shitting themselves, when they want food, when they've <em>had food, when they want to sleep, when they wake up, and at any other time they feel like it. Hence the usual option of a quick smell test, and then pulling down the back of the nappy to have a look.

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Re: Push Notifications?

I do know a family who's solution to teething, was a finger dipped in whisky, rubbed on the affected gums (and the rest of the glass was for mum or dad pI guess).

Strangely both kids are now somewhat alcoholic, although so were mum and dad come to that.

Having watched friends with small babies reaching the end of their patience, I wouldn't be surprised if quite a lot of parents have at least contemplated spiking the little one's bottle with booze.

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Re: Eh?

True, didn't spot Android in the list.

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Re: Eh?

"What do you notice?"

That number of bugs seems to be roughly in line with number of installs?

It's never good when 'Magecart' and 'bulletproof' appear in the same sentence, but here we are

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Are these servers actually located in the front lines? Or is that where the physical address is, perhaps with the traffic being routed somewhere a little less shooty?

If malware wants to bury deep inside your Lenovo or Gigabyte servers, they can just ask Vertiv's insecure BMC firmware

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"it does not have to be a black box"

Unlike the BIOS/UEFI, or the CPU microcode, or the firmware on the network card, or the RAID card, or on the backplane, or even the firmware of the drives themselves?

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"Who else is sick of these proprietary, unremovable, unreplaceable, often hostile black boxes in their machines?"

Well, I have to actually administer servers that are further away than the next room, so personally I'm all for some kind of 'lights out' management system.

Being able to reach the console of a server before it's booted has saved me from having to drive for an hour and find a monitor/keyboard to plug into a machine in a rack on multiple occasions. HP's iLO even allows you to mount an iso as a virtual CD and install an OS from scratch without having to be anywhere near the server.

That said, unless you're buying cheap servers, usually the management system has it's own network port, and it's up to you as the sysadmin to keep that management network locked down.

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Re: Definitely Russian or Chinese hacking

Checking the list of ESA missions here, they're successful in over 90% of their missions, which is at least on par with any other space program. Better than some (*coff* post-Soviet Russia *coff*).

The only big fuck ups that they've had off the top of my head were Schiaparelli, (which was technically supposed to just be a test, but was still an embarrassing fuckup), and Beagle 2, although that was a UK project, the ESA part of it (Mars Express) is still working fine.

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Re: Definitely Russian or Chinese hacking

Half the people I know are trying to get leave to remain.

(And whoever named it that was clearly having a good laugh)

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Re: Definitely Russian or Chinese hacking

"Thi [sic] is is what happens when you tel [sic] the UK they can no longer be a part of a program they have contributed a lot to after Brexit!"

People keep telling me that Leave means Leave, but for some reason they don't say "...except the bits we want to remain, but with none of the downsides"

You ain't getting around UK data laws on a technicality, top judge tells Google

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Re: Excellent news

Whack a zero on the end, then we might have a fine that would make Google give a fuck and not just put it down as 'the cost of doing business'.

"[Google's] Total cash and marketable securities rose 4% to $113.5 billion." in Q1 2019 (src)

Ex-Microsoft dev used test account to swipe $10m in tech giant's own store credits, live life of luxury, Feds allege

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Re: Redmond Delendo Est

You can buy stuff from their store that you can also buy from a physical shop, so it's pretty easy to put a 1:1 valuation on that. eg if you can buy a copy of Halo for M$20 and the RRP in other stores is $20.

Of course, he probably had to forfeit a big chunk of that value when he laundered it.

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He'd have got less time than that for attacking a person. But in America, corporations are more important than people.

Oh look. Vodafone has extended its ultrafast 5G network to deliver... Wi-Fi?

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Re: WTTW

But currently all the proposed 5G areas are in very large cities, which are already well served by a variety of different services, most offering better performance at a lower price. Which does beg the question, who exactly is this aimed at?

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: FTTP?

*klonk*

He is now.

Bad news: Earth is not going to be walloped by asteroid 2006 QV89. Good news: Boffins have lost sight of it, so all hope is not yet lost

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Re: Damage calculation

30m is big enough to cause problems if it comes down over a built up area, as opposed to the (~20m) Chelyabinsk meteor which fortunately came down outside of town, but still caused thousands of injuries.

Sure, injuries from flying glass might not kill you, but it can't be much fun.

SpaceX reveals chain of events that caused the unplanned disassembly of Crew Dragon capsule

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Re: Parasitic weight

The Starliner has sort of a combination of both approaches. The thrusters are in the service module, so they're physically underneath the capsule, but the service module is jettisoned before re-entry and burns up.

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"it was a lump of fuel that hit a non-return valve"

Close, it was oxidiser, that had previously leaked past that same non-return valve, and was shot back into it when they turned on the helium to pressurise the tank.

Humans may be able to live on Mars within halls of aerogel – a wonder material that can trap heat and block radiation

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Re: Aerogel has already been used in a vacuum..

You're thinking of Hayabusa, a mission on which almost everything went wrong, but the engineers kept finding workarounds and they still managed to complete their mission. A properly plucky little space probe!

It's successor, Hayabusa2, is currently sciencing the shit out of the asteroid Ryugu.

There was also NASA's Stardust mission, which used aerogel to collect samples of a comet and returned them to Earth.

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

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Re: 2.5MW

There's a bunch of qualifiers to that though.

Firstly, the USAF had got sloppy, and were flying missions using the same routes night after night, so the Yugoslav's had a good idea of where and when the aircraft might show up. Spies outside the airbase helped.

Secondly, 'stealth doesn't mean invisible, it just means hard to see. Typically a stealthy aircraft will be designed to be most difficult to detect from certain directions, and by certain frequencies of radar. Outside of this, if the aircraft is at the wrong angle to the radar, or the radar is using a much more powerful beam, or at an unusual frequency or for some other reason (eg if the aircraft has it's bomb bay open as with the F117 shoot-down), then it might well be detectable enough to shoot at.

Don't forget that most ground to air missiles are designed with a proximity fuse, and rely on just being close enough that part of the explosion will damage the target (think more shotgun than rifle).

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Re: Can this inform the 5G debate?

Wow, what big words he uses, he must know what he's talking about!

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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Re: I could train 1st line to be fluent in 'user'

I should probably be more sympathetic because I am dyslexic, but some how it makes me less sympathetic.

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At least if the clip is missing then the user can't do what some of mine did to a poor defenceless network switch:

Ouch!

Yep, they just pulled on the cables until they came free, bending the metal on the side of the switch. Good thing it was being retired anyway.

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I've had several USB sticks work just fine after a trip through the washing machine.

The heat of the tumble dryer did melt the casing of one, but the drive itself still worked (and is still in use as log storage on a router, sans case).

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

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I think I've only had one or two fifty quid notes in my possession ever, and I can't remember the last time I saw one, so I don't know if I'll ever see one of these.

Oh well, it's a nice gesture.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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Well fortunately, as history has shown, humans are really good at learning from the mistakes of the past so we can expect this to never happen again. Definitely.

We have the best trade wars: US investigating French tech tax plan over fears it unfairly targets American biz

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Re: Let's join the sanctions club

"The US has this notion that a world free market economy is where they are free to have the market they want anywhere in the world."

I was going to make a comment about how they'd happily go to war to keep those markets, but then I remembered that the British Empire went to war against China just because those perfidious Chinese wanted the British to stop selling opium into China.

Ofcom head Sharon White pocketed nearly £500k last year

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Re: HireRight

"attendance bonuses"

Wait, so you're on a salary in the neighbourhood of half a million quid, and part of your bonus is contingent on you turning up?

WTF? My 'attendance bonus' is 'not getting fired'.

Oh, lovely, a bipartisan election hack alert law bill for Mitch McConnell to feed into the shredder

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Re: Poor Old Russiagate's Still A Thing ?

Ok, I'll bite.

"second only to LBJ in the last 100 years."

so, Claverhouse, where do you stand on the 'LBJ arranged the assassination of JFK' theory?

300,000 edgy folk pledge themselves on Facebook to storming supposedly UFO-tastic Area 51

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Re: Space Whales

"discrete flights transport the alien whales"

That would be Janet Airlines. Of course they say it's just carrying workers to the Tonopah Test Range, but they would say that wouldn't they?

Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia

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Re: (For "nice", read "expensive" - it is Lego after all...)

Sites like Bricklink make it a easier to buy specific parts. You can even upload a model and import the parts list.

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Re: Searching for Skylab

There's plans for a Lego version to go with the Lego Saturn V too.

London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself

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Re: If they don't fire him

I'd be surprised if the reputation of the Metropolitan Police could get any lower.

Frenzied bidding war for hot property KCOM as share price rockets by tuppence and a half

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"£571M offer for a company that has 140K customers. So that works out at valuing each customer as £4K."

Isn't it also worth including if the company has any assets that might be worth something? Like, I dunno, a whole bunch of infrastructure? Some offices? That sort of thing.

Dodgy-govt fave FinSpy snoopware is back and badder than ever for Android and iOS kit

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"sold by its subsidiary Gamma International to allegedly respectable governments"

And how do we know that a government is "respectable?" Why, because their cheques don't bounce, of course!

RTFM: Wireless Broadband Alliance squeezes out 40-page ode to the joy of Wi-Fi 6

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""I think Wi-Fi 6 represents the end of the idea of wiring desks for Ethernet,"

You can have my cat5e when I no longer need to transfer multi-GB files around on the regular.

(I'm sure it's fine for most users, but then 802.11b was good enough for most people.)

JavaScript tracking punks given a thrashing by good old-fashioned server log analytics

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What's even trickier to find out is how much of their advertising spending ended up causing potential customers to say "these adverts are too fucking annoying, I'm never buying anything from them again!".

I suspect most marketeers aren't interested in finding out that bit of data.

Remember Stuxnet? You'll endure its hated-by-critics sequel if you don't patch your holey Siemens industrial kit

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Re: Ah, that really takes me back.

"Maybe if managers were *shot* for allowing break-ins"

I'm sure they are in North Korea.

In Iran, possibly? Can you imagine being the sysadmin who fucked up your country's nuclear program?

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Re: RN waives the rules!

To be fair, the F-35B was and is the best VTOL fighter/bomber available to buy.

Mainly because it's the onlyVTOL fighter/bomber in production, (the last Harriers were built in 2003, in the US).