* Posts by phuzz

6735 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Feb 2010

Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

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Re: Wish I would wear a hoodie at work

I'm lucky, in our job we can basically wear what we like.

Of course, being an office full of IT types, we're not exactly talking high fashion, but at least I can wear shorts when it's hot. Oh, and I do wear a hoodie when it's cold.

Pi in the sky as ESA starts testing encrypted comms on International Space Station

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Thumb Up

Clearly the solution is to use core-rope memory. If it was good enough for Apollo...

The only downside is that enough memory to store an encryption key would probably take up more room than the Pi.

If you could forget the $125 from Equifax and just take the free credit monitoring, that would be great – FTC

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Re: Nothing new, and it will never change

But wait, I thought you all hated "big government"?

People of Britain: You know that you're not locked into using the same ISP forever, right?

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Re: move to a better deal

To an American maybe. In general the word means the building where the government meets (eg the Palace of Westminster [aka the Houses of Parliament] is the British capitol).

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Re: move to a better deal

"a century of competition in the capitol city of the first world"

Edinburgh?

Nah, I'm kidding, you mean Paris right?

Cybercrooks attempted credential-stuffing banks 3.5 BEEELLION times in the last 18 months alone

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Alien

Yuri, is that you?

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I assume this is why most UK banks seem to insist on both a password and "memorable information", which as far as I can tell is basically another password, but you're only asked for certain characters. Which implies to me that the memorable information isn't hashed, and presumably must be stored using some kind of reversible encryption (if at all).

Watch as 10 cops with guns and military camo storm suspected Capital One hacker's house…

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Re: Darwin Award Contender

Ok, maybe I should re-read what I wrote, rather than just smashing the Submit button straight away.

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Re: Darwin Award Contender

"Logging in from the same VPN provider (what the story says) is hardly proof that a particular person committed a crime"

True, but posting her CV with your name and address on the same account she used to brag about the hack probably gave the game away...

Will someone plz dump our shizz on the Moon, NASA begs as one of the space biz vendors drops out

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Re: Surprised Boris hasn't promised to do it yet

Maybe early evening. After all, he's going to get a much better deal from Europe for us this afternoon. Mind you, that should only take him an hour or two, right?

AMD stands for Another Monetary Decline, while Apple continues to sell enough pricey kit to keep Wall Street happy

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Re: AMD Outlook

X570 does indeed look great, I just wish the motherboards weren't so bloody expensive.

(Although at least AMD are keeping the same socket, you should be able to slot a Ryzen 4 CPU in when they arrive).

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Re: Su AMD and Tim Apple are in different markets

"The reason I say Apple users are lefties is because right wing content does not show up reliably on an iPhone. The Telegram App for instance is censored and you can [sic] use Apple for Cryptocurrency."

Damn those perfidious Apple engineers! They've created a chip that can tell when good, wholesome, red blooded, all-American, right-wing bits are being transmitted and are censoring them!

I BET SIRI EVEN TELLS YOU THAT JETFUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS!

He's coming for your floppy: Linus Torvalds is killing off support for legacy disk drive tech

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Re: I remember floppy disks

I didn't have much money then, so it must have been cheap, and I'm sure it was on the low end of capacity at the time. It was a 3.5" drive, jammed into the A1200, and causing a distinct bulge in the side. Maybe a couple of hundred quid? Probably less though. Many hours of washing up at my local pub anyway.

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The Amiga used a custom chip as a disc controller, so a disc drive plugged into a standard IBM PC won't be able to read them.

You have to either use an Amiga, or something like the Kryoflux or Catweasel.

(Kryoflux is more capable, and still available, but the company behind them has some weird licensing issues)

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Re: I remember floppy disks

Beneath a Steel Sky on the Amiga came on fifteen (yes, 15!) floppy disks (double-sided, double density, 880K on each).

If you were just playing the game from floppy the swapping was limited to moving between areas, but once I got a harddrive (a whole 800MB!) I wanted to install it, which required me sitting there, patiently swapping in each disk for about 45 mins in total.

Great game though.

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Giffgaff goody-baddy-bag billing faff: Ofcom fines operator £1.4m for overcharging folks by almost £3m

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Trollface

Well actually it's pronounced "jiff"

NASA trumpets Orion completion as India heads to the Moon

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Re: India is going to the moon with my tax.

I was just chatting to my mum about pensions last night.

She was a teacher (after being in the civil service), so her pension relies on how many years she worked for, and her final salary. The amount she paid in had nothing to do with it.

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Re: India is going to the moon with my tax.

The money is used to invest in Indian businesses (ie it doesn't go to the Indian government, and so it didn't pay for their space program, whatever the tabloids might have told you).

The idea is that it creates new markets for the UK to trade into, and thus makes us back more money. I have no idea if it's worked, but our exports to India have increased, so something must be working.

Perhaps when you read the headline in the Express or the Mail, you could have thought to yourself "hmm, these papers have a tendency to whip up xenophobia, possibly they are doing that now, perhaps I should go look at some actual facts".

Or you could just read their shit and wind yourself up, whatever floats your boat I guess.

UK taxpayers funded Grand Theft Auto V maker to tune of £42m – while biz paid no corp tax and made billions

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Re: Development costs

"The production moved to Scotland for this subsidy"

No, to be fair to Rockstar, they've been based in the UK since they were called DMA Design back in 1984. (Yes the creators of GTA were also the creators of Lemmings). The only move was from Dundee to Edinburgh (and who can fault them for that?).

Hence part of the outcry, they've always been a UK company, making games in the UK, so deliberately moving their money elsewhere is a bit of a kick.

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Re: Woo

"They paid no corporation tax because they paid the workers"

Incorrect. They paid no corporation tax because they pushed any profits to Take2.

And as other people have noted, they could have paid all their staff very well indeed (and the income tax on those salaries) as well as paying corporation tax, and not claimed for tax relief, and still made a profit.

In fact, GTAV is (still) making them so much money, they could probably have paid twice as much tax (and salaries etc. etc.) and still made a profit.

For heaven's sake: Japan boffins fail to release paper planes in space after rice wine added to rocket fuel

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Re: Slightly OT:

The thing is, usually when you see someone burning a flag, its pretty obvious that they've bought the flag from somewhere recently.

Which in my book would make it their flag, after all, they did pay for it...

UK High Court rules Snooper's Charter doesn't break Euro human rights laws

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Facepalm

Theoretically we have one of those every five years (or less) when we have an election.

And yet for some reason, we keep voting the same fuckers into power.

GitHub builds wall round private repos, makes devs in US-sanctioned countries pay for it

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Re: Who did not see this coming?

"Doesn't seem like it should or else you can't carry any printed text when you physically visit those countries."

That would be joined-up thinking.

Back in the day it was illegal to export PGP from the United States, but the source code complied into a book was free to be sent anywhere in the world, where you could type it in and compile it legally.

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Re: Blame Maxi-Boris

As much fun as it would be to blame trump, US export restrictions are not exactly a new thing. Check out the problems PGP had for more insight.

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Re: Why make things complicated?

"I find with bug tracking software less is more."

Presumably less bug tracking leads to more bugs?

Although, if you weren't tracking them, you might think there were less.

Migrating an Exchange Server to the Cloud? What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Why are the admin accounts disabled by Exchange?

"Which makes me wonder why admin accounts would have Exchange mailboxes."

Because you can always trust people to find unnecessary ways of fucking things up...

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That was the intended use for the archive bit, but I'm not sure if modern backup software uses it. These days it's more likely to use some kind of snapshot, so the data being backed up would be a read-only, point-in-time copy.

SpaceX Dragon flies British science into orbit, while stubby 'watertower' hops around Texas

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Trollface

"space rock mining devices that use bacteria to recover minerals and metals from rocks [...] led by scientists at the University of Edinburgh."

This is a spin-off from the process used to make Iron-Bru out of girders.

Not-so-paltry towers: Vodafone gears up to flog off massive masts business

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So soon Vodafone will have the same owner as Virgin Media?

Liberty Global seem to own, or have shares in, a lot of stuff.

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

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Devil

You could always try feeding the foxes...in someone else's garden ;)

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Re: @gazthejourno

"they've probably all gone into the towns"

Oh they have, I grew up in the countryside and would only occasionally see foxes, and that would always be at least the other side of a field away, and they'd usually scarper as soon as you saw them.

Now I live in a big city, and I see foxes at least once a week, and some of them will walk up within a few meters.

Like rats, foxes are now a semi-domesticated animal.

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Re: How about...

Foxes choose to live in cities because it's a much better environment for them. There's no 'bins round the back of the kebab shop' for countryside foxes, they actually have to go hunt some food down. It's warmer in cities, there's more places to make dens. In short, humans have created a better environment for foxes than their 'natural habitat', or to put it another way, the city is their natural habitat now.

South Africans shivering in the dark after file-scrambling nasty hits Johannesburg power biz

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The OS doesn't make much difference (and the CPU makes even less). This wasn't some elite hacker using some kind of 0day, it was blatantly a user clicking on an attachment, not realising it was malware.

You could have the most secure system in the world, but if you allow a user to choose to run arbitrary binaries, then ransomware will be possible. You don't need to use an obscure CPU bug like meltdown/spectre to access a user's files because (obviously) a user will always have access to their own files.

Sure, a good sysadmin will prevent their users from running random executables, and they should also have a working fucking backup system. But absent a good sysadmin, any OS/CPU in the world won't stop a ransomware attack.

Backdoors won't weaken your encryption, wails FBI boss. And he's right. They won't – they'll fscking torpedo it

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Re: Stalin would be so proud of him

"Cops show up and demand access."

Well, to be fair, he did say "with a warrant", but then if the cops show up with a warrant, they still either have to get you to unlock your front door for them, or they just smash it down.

The 'smash it down' option isn't really there for encrypted files, which just leaves showing up with a warrant and insisting that the user unlocks their own files. The you run into problems with "I forgot my password" etc.

UK digital network Openreach takes 15 electric vans for a spin

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"To be fair, a huge number of houses - including supposedly problematic terraces - have at least one space provided in the form of a garage, either at the bottom of the garden accessible from the "backs" road or a row of lockups near the house."

Round here those have all been converted into more houses (which I still couldn't afford on twice my salary).

Virgin Media promises speeds of 1Gpbs to 15 million homes – all without full fibre

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Meh

We used ours for a little while when there was something wrong with modem mode, and I found that the wifi password had to contain two numbers. One was too few, three was too many, none was right out. It had to be exactly two.

Then we went back to using modem mode with an Asus router with Merlin's firmware and it's been just fine. I think we're on whatever their highest tier is at the moment and it's more than fast enough for a house of four.

IT outages in the financial sector: Legacy banks playing tech catch-up risk more outages, UK MPs told

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Re: Never mind the apps

"If I go into a bank branch, get a nice paper receipt for the transaction, then if anything goes wrong its definitely banks fault and so no financial loss."

I suspect the bank can afford more lawyers who will argue that your little bit of paper is not legally valid than you can afford lawyers to argue the opposite.

Screw MSPAC, man: Not in our name, Microsoft staff tell firm's political donation vehicle

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"The Register contacted Microsoft to get the Windows flinger's thoughts on the message, and were told: "We do not comment on internal emails.""

You should have turned around and said: "Well if we've read it then it's not internal any more!"

Boeing's 737 Max woes trigger BEEELLIONS in losses – and that's just for the latest quarter

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Re: Will the 737 MAX ever be safe?

"The point of the software and sensors was to limit the rate of climb so that the pilots didn’t clime too fast and then go in to a stall. (Assuming I understood the details of the problem.)"

Sort of. The main change between the 737, and 737 MAX is the oversized engines, which are really a bit big for their position on the wing. Changing the throttle will push the nose up or down, so the MCAS is there to stop them from pushing the nose up too far and causing a stall (by simply commanding the nose down slightly).

It's so hot, UK needs to start naming heatwaves like we do when it's a bit windy – climate boffins

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The journalists know that if they print someone's idiotic opinion, they'll get read, so they pick the most ridiculous opinions possible. I'm not going to say they make any up, but I'm sure there's temptation to edit them into the most extreme possible interpretation.

"Political correctness gone mad" is favourite of the tabloids, and even the beeb do it now.

A bunch of also-RAN: Vodafone and O2 cosy up to share '5G-active' gear

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Re: Still not getting it yet

Now try disabling 4G, and see how much longer your battery lasts.

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Re: It's a strange world

In this case, it's more like rail franchises sharing the same tracks, but running their own trains. They're sharing the physical mast, but adding their own equipment, backhaul etc.

It should lead to a faster roll out which I guess is good for us customers, but if you live somewhere with (eg) no O2 coverage, you can almost guarantee that there's no Vodafone coverage either.

BT adopts Ubuntu OpenStack as core brains for its 5G, fibre-to-the-premises rollout

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Re: Is BT just taking or is it contributing?

They don't list the prices they charge for support on their website, so, more than you or I could afford. If I had to guess though, I'd say tens of thousands per year?

With more hints dropped online on how to exploit BlueKeep, you've patched that Windows RDP flaw, right?

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You're right, but someone sysadmins aren't given a choice about if and when they're allowed to patch.

Mind you, some of the systems that I wasn't allowed to 'alter in any way' would suffer unavoidable reboots occasionally, and when they rebooted strangely they'd be patched. Must have been an error in the UPS or something, certainly wasn't me logging on out-of-hours and hitting that "Update and Reboot" button, oh no.

Here we go: Uncle Sam launches antitrust probe into *cough* Facebook, Google *cough* Amazon *splutter* Twitter...

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"No Exploitation Without Taxation !"

You think that companies like Google or Amazon are paying too much in taxes? I'm not sure many people would agree with you (except Bezos et. al.)

Dodgy vids can hijack PCs via VLC security flaw, US, Germany warn. Software's makers not app-y with that claim

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Re: I prefer MPC-HC

Did a quick test. On my system (Win10) VLC uses twice as much memory as MPC (at idle, not playing anything), which does make it sound bloated, but that's 9.9MB vs 4.9MB, which on a modern PC is hardly resource hogging is it? Both used about 80-90MB when playing a video. So, both are pretty light on resources by the standards of the last decade or so (I think I'd have to go back pre-2000 to find a computer that I owned with less than 100MB of RAM).

My original problem with MPC (from back when it came out) was that I never understood why someone would want to clone Windows Media Player from the pre-XP days. Otherwise they're pretty similar on features, but I think I'll stick to the one I'm familiar with.

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

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Re: Juniper and Cisco spyware

Draytek do a good job of having most of the features of a thousand pound (or $) enterprise firewall from Cisco or Juniper (or whoever), but for only a couple of hundred quid. They're pretty much the only ones in that small/medium sized business niche.

Braking bad? Van with £112m worth of crystal meth in back hits cop car at police station

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Re: ..and the award for best headline 2019 goes to ...

It took me a while to spot it (spelling jokes and dyslexia aren't a great combo), but I got there eventually.

UK cops blasted over 'disproportionate' slurp of years of data from crime victims' phones

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Wait, maybe that commenter was my dad!

He rarely remembers to take his phone with him, and if he does it usually isn't charged.