* Posts by phuzz

6738 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Feb 2010

Breaker one-nine, this trucker's rubber ducked, facing a year in the slammer for Acer laptop thefts

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Re: Lenovo X1 Carbon Thinkpads

Just come up with a better excuse than "nah mate, the truck was empty when I picked it up"...

After blowing $100m to snoop on Americans' phone call logs for four years, what did the NSA get? Just one lead

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Re: Change? No way.

That's not much consolation really is it? If anything it makes it worse.

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Exactly, elReg say "spent $100M" like it's a bad thing, but won't somebody think of the poor contractors who got rich off all of this? Not to mention all the politicians who got kickbacks for continually re-authorising the program.

It's not a government by the people, for the corporations for nothing you know!

Departing MI5 chief: Break chat app crypto for us, kthxbai

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Re: Ha

'No-one employed or commissioned by HMG engage in, or faciliate, bulk data collection in the UK'

That doesn't rule out the NSA hiring someone who worked for GCHQ until last week, and will go back to working there next week, but currently is 'unemployed'. (Much in the way that the CIA employed U2 pilots who'd 'resigned' from the USAF, and were therefore technically civilians).

This 'non-GCHQ' worker then helps the NSA do some bulk collection, the results of which can of course be shared with the UK via 5-eyes, but in this scenario no-one currently employed by HMG has done anything.

It's Terpin time: Bloke who was SIM jacked twice by Bitcoin thieves gets green light to sue telco for millions

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Re: File Encryption?

Written on a piece of paper, and then stored in a fireproof safe would be fine. The vast majority of password attempts are online. Storing a password on a physical piece of paper secures it against any online attack.

After all, if someone knows where you live and can break into your house, they can just stand over you with a rubber hose until you give them all your passwords, online or offline. (Or they could install cameras and record you typing in your password).

(oblig xkcd)

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now: Brexit tea towel says it'll just be the gigabit broadband

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Re: Drying

I just wipe my hands on my trousers.

Firefox now defaults to DNS-over-HTTPS for US netizens and some are dischuffed about this

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Re: Good and bad

"Google just want to use DoH so they can get the data on what you are resolving"

If that's true, why haven't they enabled it in Chrome? (It's only available in Firefox so far).

Why haven't they set up a DoH host? (Firefox are using Cloudflare so far).

At least try to remember which companies you're ranting about.

Firefox, you know you tapped Cloudflare for DNS-over-HTTPS? In January, it briefly knackered two root servers at the heart of the internet

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Re: "Extreme testing"

Putting a change into production is testing it in a realistic environment, in my book.

It's probably a good thing I'm not in charge of anything important isn't it?

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Re: "My ISP didn't have a problem...

Better bring the dried-frog pills and the big mallet cranial re-adjuster.

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Re: Which defeats the purpose

If an attacker can interfere with traffic between you and Cloudflare then you already have problems.

Password killer FIDO2 comes bounding into Azure Active Directory hybrid environments

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Re: Infrastructure

The specifications are open, so if you're curious you can check up on them.

As for being used as a super-cookie, well, I suppose if you login using (eg) Google, and use that authentication to log in to a bunch of other sites, then Google may well be able to track which sites you've logged into. The solution to this is of course, not to login using Google.

So in general, it looks like the end user gets to decide who gets their login data.

Talk about making a rod for your own back: Pot dealer's seized €54m Bitcoins up in smoke after keys thrown out with fishing gear

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"if there was really a piece of paper with the keys on it in his fishing gear, the Garda failed to spot and seize this when they did a search of the perps premises."

Why would they have been looking for a bit of paper with some numbers on? I doubt he wrote "Keys to the bitcoin accounts where I keep my ill-gotten gains" across the top. If he was smart (which seems unlikely at this point), he might have written them in such a way as to look like the weights of fish he'd caught, or phone numbers etc.

Either way, the police were looking for evidence of drug dealing, so as long as the paper didn't look like a list of people he sold drugs to, then they wouldn't have looked twice at it, even if they had found a single sheet of paper inside a fishing rod box.

London's top cop dismisses 'highly inaccurate or ill informed' facial-recognition critics, possibly ironically

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"Come on now, they clearly said that was a mistake afterwards."

And then made the same 'mistake' again the next month.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

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Why not a last chance personal pack?

Because he wouldn't have been able to get out of the seat in time to use it.

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There is footage out there if you really want to watch. What seems to have happened is that the main parachute deployed right after launch, and appeared to detach (or get ripped off) straight away. Then the rocket continues up quite a way, before falling back to Earth without slowing.

It must have been horrible for the people on the ground, knowing that his chute was gone and that the higher he went, the less the chance of him surviving.

Still, there's worse ways to go.

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Boffin

In this forum we obey the laws of gravity!

And thermodynamics.

Don't worry, IT contractors. New UK chancellor says HMRC will be gentle pushing IR35 rules

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'Go soft' means they'll use lube. The first time at least.

I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go: Yes, Sony's Xperia 1 II has a 3.5mm headphone port

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Meh

there's also a decent chunk of stuff only available in the old 4:3 dimensions, and these TV shows and films will inevitably come bracketed in black boxes

Never mind the 4:3 stuff, all of the 16:9 stuff will have black bars as well. Plus a lot of stuff that originated in 21:9 is encoded with black bars top and bottom so it'll play on a 16:9 screen without mucking up the aspect ratio, which means if you watch it on 21:9 you end up with black bars on all four sides of the picture. (A lot of games don't really work properly on 21:9 screens either).

Can you tell I own a 21:9 monitor?

Still, when you find something that works properly in 21:9, it's lovely, and the rest of the time you just ignore the bars.

The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

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Re: Beware survival bias

I have an working 8" floppy drive and a bunch of 8" disks, how would you connect them to a modern laptop?

Well, just based on this video I'd use a PII running Win98. Those are IBM Type 1 disks though, which might be older than yours.

Either way, you need to start thinking about getting the data off those disks and onto something newer, as the substrate will start breaking down over the next five-ten years. Backup now, regret never.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save data from a computer that should have died aeons ago

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Re: Those were the days

But hey, that's supposed to be progress 'innit'. 'cool'

No, that's supposed to make the software company more money.

Really the bigger question is why software companies ever sold their wares for a fixed price, instead of taking the razor-blade business model and charging perpetually, for everything.

Ofcom measured UK's 5G radiation and found that, no, it won't give you cancer

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Re: I'll wait it out.

I'll admit, I'm not a telecoms engineer, I took my info from here which says that adding 5G will increase the power consumption of a typical LTE tower by about 3-5kW. It doesn't sound particularly out of the ball park, but I'll submit to anyone who actually has experience in these things.

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Re: I'll wait it out.

I'm assuming you mean a 5G base station, rather than the transmitter in the phone. Well you'd probably get some neck strain from having it strapped to your skull, but apart from that no change. (They are about the size of a briefcase after all)

After all, it's not like you can lug around the mains supply for something that needs several kilowatts to run.

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

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The expensive HP printers still seem to have that old HP-'built like a brick shithouse' quality, but the cheaper ones are pretty worthless from what I've found.

Rough rule of thumb, for every £100 you spend, you get an extra year of lifespan (of the HP printer obv, you can't just make yourself immortal by spending money, no matter what certain billionaires would like to believe).

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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Paris Hilton

I'm pretty sure a French politician would get in more trouble for not having a mistress.

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Well that explains things. I was assuming that the video was of the politician having an affair, and I was having trouble understanding why that was frowned on in France. However, if it was him "spiralising the old courgette" (as Dabbsy so memorably puts it), that makes more sense

Life in plastic, with a classic: Polymer £20 notes released into wild sporting Turner art

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Re: Offensive?

Why not use the left-overs from liposuction? It's not beef or pork, so there won't be any religious problems, and technically it's not an animal product, so the militant vegans shouldn't get annoyed either.

I'm a bloody genius me :)

London's Metropolitan Police flip the switch: Smile, fellow citizens... you're undergoing Live Facial Recognition

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Re: Corona masking

Especially if the mask was printed to look like the bottom half of, ooo, let's say, Cressida Dick's face.

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Coat

In the future yes, but for now just wear a normal surgical/dust mask, and if anyone asks you can just say "corona virus innit mate".

Assange lawyer: Trump offered WikiLeaker a pardon in exchange for denying Russia hacked Democrats' email

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Re: Human Rights, where Assange is concerned

You link doesn't say anything about 'medical isolation' (isn't that just quarantine?).

The only evidence for the inmates being the reason he was released from solitary comes from the rarely-reliable wikileaks twitter feed, and does beg the question; why would the prison authorities listen to the prisoners?

If the prison governor is going to listen to the inmates, then that suggests a level of compassion that is unlikely, and also that they would have moved Assange out of solitary anyway. It's almost as if they took two events (Assange being sent to the medical wing, and the prisoners complaining), and said that one caused the other with no evidence other than wishful thinking.

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"extradition to the USA should be illegal under the current Human right laws."

Ah yes, human rights. I'm sure our current, caring, sharing, Tory government will have human rights at the forefront of their minds...as they hand over anyone the US asks for. Of course, they also believe that the only humans who should have rights are the ones who went to the right schools, and run the right companies.

The only question is, will they repeal human rights legislation, or just ignore it, because they certainly won't obey it.

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: Adversarial attacks

I suppose you could have an 'accidental attack', perhaps if a leaf had got stuck to a road sign, making it look like it said '80' (for example).

But yes, it is a bit of a tautology.

Forcing us to get consent before selling browser histories violates our free speech, US ISPs claim

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Re: Judgement

Too many different lobbies throwing money at politicians?

Well you didn't think they worked for you did you?

Brit telcos can keep £218m licence fee repayment from Ofcom after penny-pinching regulator loses Court of Appeal case

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Re: "The repayment of these fees will enable us to invest in the country's digital...

They are investing. Of course they do seem to all be investing in 5G in city centres, rather than filling in blackspots in the countryside, but coverage is actually something that mobile networks in the UK compete on. (This may confuse US readers, who aren't used to competition in telecoms).

Larry Tesler cut and pasted from this mortal coil: That thing you just did? He probably invented it

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Re: Newton - MessagePad

For me it's been a dogsend

I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but it made me giggle.

Going Dutch: The Bakker Elkhuizen UltraBoard 950 Wireless... because looks aren't everything

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Re: "as your mum once told me"

"Unfortunately my old work won't let me take the keyboard and mouse I've used for 3 years even though I know it will get chucked in storage and never used again."

Make friends with the IT flunky in charge of chucking your keyboard, and I'm sure they'll ensure it gets chucked into a waiting bag...

Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good

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It's not possible in all circumstances, but companies like Vodafone and Talktalk don't manufacture their own modems, they just buy them from other companies and slap their own branding on.

So, sometimes, the (eg) Vodafone router you received, is just a re-badged Huawei unit, and you can just flash the default firmware to get a non-vodafone device.

Or you might end up with a bricked modem that Voda refuse to support, you takes your chances...

Among those pardoned by Trump this week: Software maker ex-CEO who admitted hacking into rivals' systems

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Re: Don't let the swamp dry out

"the other guys who did the same thing"

citation needed

OK, which Dombås stuffed Windows 10 to bursting at Swedish flatpack flinger?

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Re: How to spot the couples headed to divorce court?

You're dating the wrong people.

One of my friends made it into Ikea, grabbed the item she wanted, and was back at the car within eight minutes. On a Sunday.

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

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Pirate

Turns out the plot of Hackers was just twenty five years early.

Hack The Planet!

Steve Jobs, executives shot down top Apple engineers' plea to design their own server CPU – latest twist in legal battle over chip upstart Nuvia

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Re: CPUs? Apple stopped making servers even though there was a demand

"though the user's files would need to already be in the cloud"

What, and give Apple a chance to charge them for that storage? Yep, I can see them doing that.

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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I usually start to type rm -r /blah/blah, then realise what I'm doing and put a 'z' at the start, so it reads zrm -r ..., so even if I accidental hit enter, no harm will befall me. Hopefully.

Of course, the other day I ran an rsync with the --dryrun flag. Those paying attention will notice that it really should have been --dry-run. Fortunately it gave me a syntax error instead of running.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Re: You have (the right) to remain silent

It sounds like he's using his own money, and doing it in his own time, so it's really nothing to do with his employer.

Of course, if he did something like, (eg), using the company private jet to fly out there, that would be a different matter.

If your boss wants to be a scumbag on his own time, there's nothing you can do. Except quit and go work for someone you do respect of course.

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Re: Ummmm

They only charge just over cost price for the cardboard box they throw all your stuff into!

Windows Terminal and Azure Data Studio both get a tickle from the Microsoft update fairy

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Re: "being a Windows component that is tied to Windows versions more of a possibility"

Video drivers are one of the few hardware drivers still pretty deep into the kernel, so it's not totally surprising they need a reboot (my AMD drivers do most of the time at least). Similarly, if you want proper support for recent Intel integrated-graphics in Linux you're going to need an up to date kernel, so it's not like any other platform has definitively solved that issue.

The virus curing the mobile industry's chronic addiction... and sparking an impressive algorithmic price experiment

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Re: Expect the biggest fire sale ever

Now down to ~€60

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AT&T insists it's not blocking Tutanota after secure email biz cries foul, cites loss of net neutrality as cause

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Incompetence or Malice?

With AT&T it's a really tough call.

Not a Genius move after all: Apple must cough up $$$ in back pay for store staff forced to wait for bag searches

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I worked at a shitty PC builder (fuck you Evesham Micros!) and IIRC we weren't paid for the 30s it took to be searched on the way out.

Mind you, most of that thirty seconds was spent chatting to the guard, who would take one look in our bags and let us past, ignoring the bulging pockets of many of the staff.

I think management there thought that a 15% 'wastage' level was normal, for some reason. A box of MP3 players would be delivered, and be almost empty by the evening, despite no orders coming in...

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Facepalm

Re: It took seven fucking years?

If you're doing a minimum wage job, you almost certainly don't have a lot of choice about getting a new job.

So you can either quit and get no pay at all, or you put up with whatever crap your employer gives you. There's no other options.

"That's kidnapping, no matter how you try to gloss it over."

No, that's part of the employment contract which was almost certainly explained before the employees signed to say they understood. Sure, a good lawyer would probably rip it to shreds, but you can't afford any lawyer on $15/hr.

Have you ever worked a shit minimum wage job? You have zero power. The company can replace you with some spotty teenager any time they like, while your chances of getting a new job before the rent comes due are slim (and any job that will take you on short notice is going to be worse). The companies know this, and many will relentlessly exploite their workers as far as they can, then sack them and replace with the next bit of meat for the grinder.

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I've had equally shitty bosses in the UK, although admittedly none of them ever tried to tell me that the bullshit was for my own benefit.