* Posts by PATSYQB

16 posts • joined 16 Feb 2010

Bedroom design outfit slapped with £160k fine for 1.6 million spam calls

PATSYQB

Re: 1.6 million nuisance calls?!

they probably don't.... 1.6 Million calls in 244 days equals one call every 13 seconds night and day

Relive your misspent, 8-bit youth on the BBC's reopened Micro archive

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what? your 11 y/o's don't understand 3D matrix manipulation and Fourier transforms? Are they thick?

Don't panic, but your baby monitor can be hacked into a spycam

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Not just too soon, but just plain offensive. I assume that this comment got through because the mods were too stupid or lazy to read it. In future, if you're not sure that your comment is acceptable, play it safe and keep your stupid mouth shut. Have a downvote from me, arsehole.

Juno finds some lightning on Jupiter is the polar opposite to bolts here on Earth

PATSYQB

Now draw me a nice picture of Jupiter....

"You can ask anybody who lives in the tropics..."

"...generates a separation of electric charge to kickstart lightning..."

"...sending out radio waves when they flash across a sky..."

"When lightning strikes, electrical currents zap the atmosphere..."

"But a dodgy valve now means the spacecraft is stuck..."

Bloody Hell - this reads like an article for 11 year olds. Sorry to the author - I do appreciate the time and effort it takes to write but come on....

Rogue PIs found guilty of illegally snagging personal financial info

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Perhaps not the first time in front of the beak for these two....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17157490

Mohawks fling patent infringement sueball at Microsoft and Amazon

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Re: No way out

Yep - sorry - you're right. I don't know what came over me when I posted that comment. Exasperation? Possibly. Fear? Almost certainly. In my defence I had just read the article on civil forfeiture in America and was probably in a state of concussion. It's not that my country has laws any less deranged than your own, my real problem is that your country seems hell bent on exporting or this particular type of insanity to the rest of the planet. Sorry 'bout that.

PATSYQB

Christ on a bike......What the hell is WRONG with your country?

Apple slapped hard with $440m patent bill in VirnetX FaceTime spat

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"If Apple hits that bullseye, the rest of VirnetX's dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Hilarious!

Microsoft gives all staff a marked-up 'Employee Edition' of Satya Nadella's new book

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or.... "corporate circle-jerk"

5G is not just a radio: Welcome to the fibre-tastic new mobile world

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WTF?

acronym heaven - the real future of 5G

Europe's ExoMars mission enjoys orchestral fanfare

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Shit Graphics - Shit Music. Discuss.

Gigapixel camera heralds new world of snoopery

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Available on ebay now! £9.99!

Diary of a Not-spot: The readers speak

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FAIL

Carpentry Skills

Holy crap...look at all that shite on your roof. No wonder all the neighbours hate you. Hope your electrical skills are better than your carpentry. Reading through your post, probably not.

Deep space COMET FLYBY: First PICS

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Budget cuts

Can't they afford a colour camera FFS?

Raygun 747 missile-zapping test video released

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lasers - my arse

WTF??? Nothing here that couldnt be run off in 10 mins with a cracked copy of After Effects.....

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