* Posts by FozzyBear

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Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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Awesome

Security holes, patches, data slurping, Ads, Plus all the other things wrong with Win10. But, hey, at least now after 33 years Notepad can recognise unix based files.

And of course this deserves a segment in their Conference. What a leap forward !.

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Windows app makers told to think different – you're Microsoft 365 developers, now

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Re: JavaScript + AI + Excel = ...

My thoughts were just a little more basic and maybe a bit more pure

A perfect shitstorm to cause even bigger fuck ups in the company, which will take I.T even longer to debug. After which some pimply faced beancounter with an active browser session to "How to write javascript in just 10 hours..." Simply says "whoops"

Seriously Nuke this crap from orbit

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The world is becoming a computer, says CEO of worldwide computer company Microsoft

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"We need to develop a set of principles that guide the choices we make because the choices we make are going to define the future," he said.

Nice of them to admit they have been winging it til now.

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Google will vet political ads to ward off Phantom Menace of fake news

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What's the definition of fake news

"cause to be honest . Unless a Politicians ad contains the following disclaimer it's all fake news

** This political ad was financed by <insert megacorp name here> Therefore, being the lying sack of shit that I am. Everything above is an absolute bullshit. It has been designed to appeal to be greatest number of sheeple in the community to ensure I get elected. After which I will be obliged to betray my morals (though I didn't have any to begin with) and implement all the financiers wishes. No doubt this will lead to blah, blah, blah (sorry wasn't listening to them, I just saw the size of the cheque and didn't hear a word they were saying. I just signed on the bottom line and sold my soul (again, not sure I had one to begin with).

Their plans will no doubt lead to jobs (in India) and greater resources to be invested back into the business and community (the executives get larger bonuses to be invested in their own wealth portfolio and another holiday home in some low tax threshold country)

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Australian government plans to do a Facebook on citizens' data

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“our nation's capacity to remain competitive in the modern, global economy relies on our ability to harness the power of our nation’s data”.

Bullshit.

The prosperity of a nation is not determined to how well you can mine data. It is reliant on a group of competent elected officials who are able to put into place efficient & effective trade, tax, education, health and support mechanisms. Mechanisms that designed to improve the nation not win elections.

So seriously Mr Turnball. When your government talks about funding this initiative. Which we know you will royally screw up (see any prior initiative from the digital transformation Office). Before sinking $65Mil and the hundreds of millions due to budget blowouts. Might I suggest you roll up the reams of paper you wasted on this and ram it up your arse with a sandpaper dildo.

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Failbreak: Bloke gets seven years in the clink for trying to hack his friend out of jail

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Re: He followed rule 1 of social engineering

Depending on how switched on the cops were, responding with

" Trying to hack into the County Jail Systems to get my buddy outta gaol early"

may have received the same response.

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I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms

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entanglement was maintained for nearly 30 minutes.

On objects that large! Yeah that deserves a couple of these -->

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Academics: Shutting down Facebook API damages research, oversight, competition

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Re: Burn it.

@forthisnotdead

I admire your restraint.

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"That gateway must be kept open for any independent, public-interest researchers around the world, as long as they adhere to the strict ethical standards of scholarly research."

Dear Mr Bruns,

I am quite certain that in days gone by academics requested my inclusion in a study. Outlining the focus of their research, I then had a choice whether I would be part of the study or not. Therefore, are you sure you are not confusing public interest with self interest. Being locked out of a limitless swamp of data of unwitting participants. It seems you are conveniently side stepping those "strict ethical standards" you mentioned.

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In a touching Monty Python tribute today, Microsoft's Office 365 makes everything spam

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Are we suggesting Office 365 is THE dead parrot

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Yay, you've won your Fitbit lawsuit, folks. But, lawyers, about those filet mignon expenses...

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Holmes

A money grabbing ambulance chasing lawyer, wanting more money. Well there's a shocker!

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You're a govt official. You accidentally slap personal info on the web. Quick, blame a kid!

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Re: Good Ol' Government Mentality

@Handleoclast

I was looking for an analogy to a semi sentient life form that fucks up anything it touches. a-la Swedish chef or the drummer animal.

Unfortunately, since the first posting I have had to deal with two separate government departments. As a result, I now have to revise my initial assessment to something more realistic. The closest I've come is some sort of primordial sludge that has accidentally burped itself out from underneath the excrement of some other single celled organism.

My sincerest apologies to obviously more intelligent Muppet's, Please don't send Miss Piggy in retribution

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Good Ol' Government Mentality

If you break the law you will be arrested and punished.

If we break the law you will be arrested and punished

When we make embarrassing mistakes. You will be arrested and punished

Friggin' muppets the lot of them !!!

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Cambridge Analytica's ex-CEO decides not to front UK Parliamentary Committee again

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“There is therefore no legal reason why Mr Nix cannot appear. "

What you expected him to reappear out of the goodness of his heart.

With no charges, summons or subpoena

There is no legal reason for him to appear.

Gez. Stop whining and issue a summons already. Better still open an active investigation on him and let the police crawl through his professional and personal life. Why do these politicians think that they have the investigative credentials of a seasoned detective.

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Autonomy pulled wool over Brit finance panel's eyes, US court told

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This highlights how poorly the independent auditors did their job. Shortfalls in reported revenue in the millions should have leapt off the page.

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Patch or ditch Adobe Flash: Exploit on sale, booby-trapped Office docs spotted in the wild

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IT security bod I know once likened using flash to jumping the wall to a high security prison dropping your pants, bending over and yelling "Come get it boys".

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Facebook: Look at our latest bug bounty that proves we're serious!

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The problem now is , is that Zuk probably (read as definitely) has a dossier on those senators that would make the CIA cry.

In a previous life as a criminal analyst the hardest part was building a dossier on a criminal network based on credible information. that meant surveillance, if you could get it, call records, plus other sources. It was grunt work and slow to build those associations.

Facebook has that information coming to them and more. Some people are concerned as a result of the latest revelations of facebooks data slurping. Everyone really should be paranoid and terrified

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They forked this one up: Microsoft modifies open-source code, blows hole in Windows Defender

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Happy

Damn thought you were talking about exchange server. My bad

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Coffee/keyboard

Honestly the day Micro$hit makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners

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Facebook want us to believe banning Putin's troll army safeguards Russian democracy

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Re: Marketing 101 here...

I think it's safe to say anything f*ckberg says is bullshit

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Need a needle in an artery? Move over, doc, there's an app for that

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It appears many doctors need as much help as possible nowadays, for even the most basic examinations. My dad fell 6 meters at a work site some years ago. Waking up in hospital, they did a some tests and x-rays. The attending doctor released my dad the same day saying , very lucky indeed just some bruising and other soft tissue damage.

Ignoring the obvious concussion and complaint of severe headache, not to mention the 3 broken ribs and the hair line fracture to the right wrist. Lucky indeed.

Anything that can compensate for that level of ignorance, incompetence or laziness is a good thing

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Do(ug)h! Half-baked security at Panera Bread spills customer data

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Well they kneaded the sysadmin time to rest before he could rise to the occasion

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Grindr: Yeah, we shared your HIV status info with other companies – but we didn't charge them!

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Happy

Unfortunately not me just like Anonymous Coward above I'd get my hair back. Oh and plus my sanity, I miss that sometimes

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Remember the good ol' days when the internet was used for sharing information and "B" grade porn. Where the only concept of social media was Usenet or the latter IRC. Where the only thing you had to worry about was getting involved in a flame war or being called a usenet kitten

I miss those days. can someone please turn back the clock about 20 years, that'll be great

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Who had Intel in the 'discrimination lawsuit' pool? Congratulations

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Well if the facts in the article are correct and there are no other circumstances that would legitimately warrant a reduced salary. I would say Ms Wong

Take them for everything you can

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Please no Basic Instinct flashing, HPE legal eagles warn staffers

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Ironically,Utilising powerpoint slides that were crammed with the whole text of the new "Code of practice". It was presented by a members of the legal team All dressed in drab grey business suits. Delivered in a dead pan monotone voice

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Astro-boffins find new type of super-fast supernova

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Re: So its not going out in a new way its just lighting its last fart.

So it's a Kenny Death event

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You'll like this: Facebook probed by US watchdog amid privacy storm

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Interesting. Closed Door proceedings. The FCC hosts the "interrogation" where NSA, CIA, FBI and other 3 letter federal departments complain that facebook promised to provide all information available, but failed to tell them about the call and message metadata.

I think I'll join the other commentators and start wearing a tin foil hat

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Cambridge Analytica CEO suspended – and that's not even the worst news for them today

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Re: Shame.

@ Sabroni

I did think it through. Hence the obvious restraint in my comments

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Re: Shame.

Classifying this group of gutter dwelling, bottom feeding, shallow end of the gene pool upright mammals as Human is somewhat alarming.

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Commonwealth Games are just the ticket for Facebook

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Or they could put their phones away and watch the events

My apologies for the obvious common sense approach

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Hate to add to the wanky jargon – but your digital transformation is actually a bolt-on

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IT Angle

Which is where those IT consultants (very loosely defined) who have absolutely no moral centre will come in. Charge a fortune to over promise under deliver on a project Then point the finger at the IT teams as the cause of the failure of the project.

Ask the hard questions like Why is this a Digital transformation with so many consultants when if you boil it down it is basically a new server with a few extra reports being feed through the BI portal. You get the condescending reply that doesn't answer the question, along the smarmy smirk that you just want to ram a jackhammer into their face and hit the trigger until you hit bedrock.

Slimy gits.

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Transport for NSW scrambles to patch servers missing fixes released in 2007

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No updates since 2007. Nice it's not like these systems, control switching on the rails, traffic and monitor progress of trains across the network. Timetables, Comms and maintenance schedules.

Oh wait....

Interesting considering they invested heavily to revamp the the systems that log lateness of trains at various stops and the associated reporting. Anything short of a derailment is now considered Act of god and therefore outside of their control. Wouldn't want to interfere with the directors and senior executives getting their yearly bonus now would we?

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Will the defendant please rise? Utah State Bar hunts for sender of topless email

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Oh no a pair of breasts. Really? How friggin priggish are these people ?

You know what , don't answer that.

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Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Re: Lego...

@AndyS

eye-wateringly expensive

Eye watering in other ways when you step on the damn things in the middle of the night

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Great, we're going to get DevOps-ed. So, 15 years of planning processes – for the bin?

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Re: My organisation is currently going Agile(tm)...

My organisation has been trying to understand Agile approach. Now I know how to put this in PHB speak.

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'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip

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Re: @Dave 126What's the application?

@Destroy All Monsters

unfortunately still not read, as I have to deal with management algebra mostly

Ouch. manglement Algebra. Makes proving p=np something you could do on a rainy Saturday afternoon

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Miner vs miner: Attack script seeks out and destroys competing currency crafters

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downloads files known to VirusTotal as hpdriver.exe or hpw64 (they're pretending to be HP drivers of some kind)

HP print drivers attempt that too.

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Microsoft builds Uncle Sam custom versions of 365 and Azure Stack

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Mushroom

and it shall henceforth be known as

Mushroom cloud

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Alibaba fires up a cloudy quantum computer

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Re: seeking a lowest-energy “ground state”

Is the cat dead or alive? asleep or awake?

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Boffins baffled as AI training leaks secrets to canny thieves

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Re: Stands to reason

Obviously never watched an episode of Lassie

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IBM's cloud faces a test on Thursday: Turning something off without turning users off too

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Re: Notice?

I don't think IBM has an unstained bit left.

Of course it does,

The section on the P&L Report that records the profit. That hasn't been touched in years.!

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IBM gives Services staff until 2019 to get agile

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IBM AGILE?????

Bwha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

ha

[chuckle, snort].

Agile

ha ha ha ha ha

IBM

Bwha ha ha ha ha ha

{oh crap I think i just pissed myself}

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Trump buries H-1B visa applicants in paperwork

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Re: Why discriminate against people whose mothers gave birth in a different country?

Congratulations @ Davenewman

The level of ignorance and gross stupidity of your post sent my brain into safe mode.

Now I have to spend the rest of the day drinking in an attempt to recover to a normal operational level

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Re: Great!

Infosys, wipro just to name a couple

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Boffins: If AI eggheads could go ahead and try to stop their code being evil, that'd be great

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Re: Isaac Asimov...

however, it only works once AI reaches sentience...

Yep and I predict this will occur before most of society does

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We sent a vulture to IBM's new developer conference to find an answer to the burning question: Why Big Blue?

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when apps on the IBM Cloud Container Service fail to deploy, the reason may not be obvious.

So a whole morning on this. any chance they spent some of this time providing some insight as to where you should start looking. Or did they basically shrug their shoulders and wish you good luck sorting out that crap.

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Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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Happy

Re: Remedies For Excess Gas

Devoted husband and father.

I first read that as Devoted Husband and farter

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Re: Clear the area

I'll see your thread and raise you this

https://forums.justcommodores.com.au/threads/trip-to-bunnings-lol.107234/

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Big data fitness plan: What's the deal with DX?

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IT Angle

Oh that's cute a different name for what's been happening for years in companies. Only difference is, some marketing puke during a drug fuelled haze thought he saw money at the end of the tunnel.

Move along now. Nothing of value here...

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