Re: Weigh the coins
He's a fool to himself, then. It's a Federal crime to deface U.S. currency; that includes melting them down to recover their metal content.
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Unfortunately, an awful lot of people were.
For some reason, scandal stuck to Hillary, even when it shouldn't have; the emails server thing was a non-thing that should have been dismissed half-way in.
Meanwhile, scandal refused to stick to Trump, even when recorded proof of him saying horrifically sexist things, advocating outright war crimes on national TV, and more, were out there.
Well, I hope everyone's happy. You were so afraid of "crooked Hillary" that you let Donald J. Drumpf become president. You were played like a fiddle, and now we've elected a maniac with a literal narcissistic personality disorder to the White House, all to the tune of "ehhh, the emails, I don't trust her."
Because since VW is not a US car manufacturer that contributes MEGABUX to the US economy, US regulators don't have any political axes hanging over their heads if they threaten to/actually bring the axe down on VW.
Now, if it were Ford, GM or Chrysler that got caught fiddling the numbers...
Anyway, to everyone complaining that the EU should be directly sanctioning VW and the other car companies who were engaged in numbers-fiddling, there's a bloody good reason they aren't.
They can't.
They don't have that kind of enforcement jurisdiction, because the EU is at present a military and economic alliance, not an overarching federal government with law enforcement powers over the entirety of the member nations.
The EU has as much jurisdiction to sanction Volkswagen as the United States Department of Education has to sanction Boko Haram, and probably similar levels of ability to do so.
What they DO have is a complicated series of treaties stating that member nations must, in their own way, introduce individual-country legislation that is, effectively, the regulations the EU has decided upon, but worded up and such to meet their own individual needs, and the ability to levy sanctions upon those nations for failure to do so, or failure to enforce.
Basically, your problem is that you're asking why the EU isn't a federal government, when at every turn anyone who suggests making it more like a federal government gets shot down by all the "Muh sovreignity!" folks.
There's a very clear and present public need for an accessway to what is public land.
Just invoke Eminent Domain and seize the road at the bare minimum surveyed price, and give this guy a big hearty middle finger. At the very least, it would show the people that Eminent Domain laws are NOT strictly used for the benefit of the rich against the poor.
A little less mockery, please?
Not all of us mocked the UK for Brexit. In fact, some of us (like myself,) felt legitimately dismayed and sick to see such catastrophic instability rocking the boat of a country we're quite fond of.
Now?
Can we have a take-backsie on 1776? Even with the Brexit clutserfuck, I think that would be preferable than letting President Russian Dressing Face take office.
This all sounds like a colossally stupid idea, and I'm a bloody yankee.
Can we terminate everyone behind the ideas behind the F-35?
No, I don't mean terminate their employment, I mean line them up against a wall and shoot them for high treason in intentionally crippling the nation's warfighting ability to line their own pockets.
Let's have more Raptors. Or even Super Hornets. Hell, you know what we really need? A true successor to, or at least a fully-modernized refit of, the A-10 warthog. Chrysler on a crutch, Tomcats would be better than this clusterfucky circlewank, hangar queens that they were, at least when you needed them to FLY, they fucking flew! And as for jump-jets, you know what did that job just fine? Fucking Harriers.
Trying to get one plane to do the jobs of five just results in one exceedingly generic plane that is a jack of all trades, master of jack shit, and redonkulously overpriced.
No, I appreciate that, but is that how it's going to come across to someone who gets a few/dozen grand in the hole to one of these tossers, comes to their senses, and Googles the thing and comes across this story?
Nobody can accuse the old chap of maliciously abusing his friend, unless they're a heartless bastard. He was clearly all-in on this his own self, and almost certainly saw lying to his friend as a last resort to help someone in desperate need, with every intention of paying him back.
I'm not even saying that prosecuting him may not have been necessary, but throwing all the books at a man who was acting, if not in good faith, then in good intent and with the intent to make right the wrongs that he did in pursuit of what he perceived to be a greater good, is a gross misapplication of justice in my opinion. They could have prosecuted him, then given him the lightest sentence possible.
Or at least lighter than a year and a half in the bloody clink. For fuck's sake, he's 79, he doesn't have many years left, and spending one and a half of them in the lockup is liable to cost him five or more of them as overhead.
Agreed. The old fellow done fucked up and fucked up royal by abusing his friend/client's trust, but throwing the book and him and declaring Mission Accomplished smacks very much of plucking the low-hanging fruit.
Though, I think in this case, "Lisa" very much already plucked those cherries before the plod got around to it.
It also worries me that this may actually have a further chilling effect wherein future victims of 419 and other scams simply fail to come forward for fear of actually being prosecuted for falling for it. I mean, if they're gonna throw the book at someone who's up into potentially great-great-great-granpa territory, what're they gonna do to YOU?
Perhaps he had gone a bit dotty - perhaps he'd lived a long, lonely life - and may I remind you that at 89, the fellow is old enough to remember those years when Jerry was dropping bombs on London, that's a hell of a long time to go loveless - and the prospect of any female attention was something he couldn't resist.
Hell, I can tell you that 31 is too damn long to go without any attention of that sort. I like to think I'm a cynical enough bastard not to fall for this kind of nonsense, but tack another 58 years on and will it be the same? Will the scams of the year 2074 resemble the scams of the year 2016? Hell, do the scams of 2016 bear a great resemblance to those of the year 1954? Would any of us be as savvy at spotting an old-school in-person shyster's fast-talking fraud? I bet the old chap would.
Agreed; there's nothing at all to be pleased with here. A hapless, lovesick (or maybe just horny; but that's neither criminal, nor deplorable) old chap got completely duped by a fraudster. I doubt he intended to financially harm his friend; he most likely figured he just needed some fast liquid cash to get things sorted out, and then he'd be able to go to his friend, spill the beans, and work out a way to provide recompense.
Clearly, he was a man of not inconsiderable means, given that he owned a home and was apparently a successful accountant, it's not inconceivable that he'd have been able to pay off the first debt to his friend, if the need for a single lump-sum of liquid cash had been genuine... Unfortunately, he fell for the classic 419, where the needs for finances only go up, up, up.
He was a dupe, a patsy, thinking with his heart and his loins, and he was clearly going all-in, attempting to sell HIS OWN HOME to continue to aid this false frau, even whilst under investigation by the plod. Jailing him is not a satisfactory outcome, it's a tragedy; he already ruined himself, and the REAL criminal - the one who wrapped him around a finger that may or may not contain a pair of X chromosones - has made great piles of pounds off this, while the hapless old chap is the who landed in the dock, then the clink.
Agreed. Shooting is a fine and enjoyable passtime, and one in which young men are traditionally instructed by an elder male relative. (I'll leave the misogynist argument for another time, but there's no goddamned reason it can't or shouldn't be enjoyed by young women and/or instructed by elder female relatives.)
But because the kid was brown and probably holding an SKS - unto the Kalashnikov as an AR-15 is unto the M-16 - then it's suddenly 'radicalism'.
Gag me. I've shot an SKS myself. Fun shooter, kicked like unholy damnit - whilst cleaning it, we discovered that an entire cleaning cloth had become lost in the gas cylinder the previous time it was cleaned. Still fired and cycled just fine - Old Mikhail sure knew how to engineer a fine and robust action.
That was, by far, my favorite episode of TNG. It's a shame Scotty didn't stick around on the Big E-D; not necessarily as a main cast member, but as someone you could occasionally see in Ten Forward, regaling people with tales of the old days.
You wouldn't even have to work at all to justify his presence on the Enterprise: he's an alumnus of the first two ships to bear the name! Besides, you can always call him a civilian expert on 100-year-old technology, and it's not as if running into Mirandas, D-7s, and other shit leftover from the Kirk years is rare.
Just as a follow-up, this came across CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/30/us/california-police-shooting-video/index.html
"Cop shoots black man who doesn't have a gun" - incindiary, and in the current political climate, explosive.
But watch the video, the jackass pulls a vaping device with a silver, cylindrical tip out of his pocket, aims it at an officer like it's a firearm, takes a shooting stance - yeah. I'd have shot him myself. I don't think anyone reasonable can watch that video and NOT reach the same conclusion. He was brandishing an object which resembles a weapon upon first glance in the manner of a weapon, and it was treated as though it were a weapon.
[edit] Upon further review, I think I need to recant the use of the word "Jackass." Jackass implies an irresponsible stupid.
After reviewing the article, wherein it's said by the man's mother that he was not mentally ill, but was mourning a friend, I think it's very clear that what he did was commit suicide-by-cop.
I'm going to upgrade "jackass" to "incandescent asshole," because now he's set off protests in his hometown and pushed the guilt of killing him off onto another man, instead of manning up and taking it himself and doing his own self; not to mention that other, less sensible people are going to blame the officer who fired.
It's my feeling that all officers should Have a (WORKING) body-cam on their persons at all times. I'm also of the belief that at any time an officer is involved in a shooting, the entire video, uncut, must be released to the public within no greater than twenty-four (24) hours.
You want to restore public trust in the cops? Then make it known that their actions when deploying lethal force will be subject to the review of world + dog. That'll improve their goddamn behavior, which will, in turn, improve the public trust.
"But cops will be afraid to deploy their weapons!"
Good! An officer of the peace is charged with protecting and serving their community, not a foreign soldier charged with taking and holding territory. Deploying a firearm should be the LAST resort, to be deployed on a "This guy is DEFINITELY about to start shooting/stabbing/IS shooting/stabbing" basis, NOT on a "I think this guy might possibly be armed and I don't know whether or not he has any intent to use it on us and I don't care OPEN FIRE!" basis.
Part of being a cop is putting your own personal safety beneath that of the public, and guess what? A member of the public who gets shot for no reason but that his or her skin tone was frightening to a police officer is still a member of the public.
"But, sensitive stuff!"
I'm sorry, but no. If you can say it to an officer of the peace, you can say it to a camera where it can become evidence in a court of law. If you can't, then I'm sorry, but your needs for confidentiality are outweighed by the public interest in having absolute confidence that the police are not deploying physical force, especially terminal physical force, unjustifiably.
Bet that boss was shitting himself when he realized that they were making a technical glitch and the signal "you're persona non grata GTFO" the same thing and could potentially be losing valuable employees who thought they'd been sacked.
Speaking of which, I wonder what the origin of the phrase "sacked" is?
Disclaimer: Yankee here.
This is a load of bollocks. Exposing anyone to the U.S. "Justice" system in its present state is a fucking travesty, especially with the retarded way they're trying to throw three states' and then the Federal system at him.
But, the demand for justice be appeased. So, I have a proposal for a compromise:
Fly him over here, but with diplomatic status, meaning the feds can't just grab him and throw him in a hole. (Well, they could, nobody would be willing to use violence to prevent it, but at penalty of having their own diplomats expelled from the UK, I think they'd play nice.) His own security detail escorts him to the court(s) and makes him stand trial(s).
The various States and the Feds can throw the book at him all they want. He enjoys a 24/7 full-bore multimedia experience of the U.S. Courts, most likely getting his ass handed to him. Judgement is passed, sentences are held in abayance.
Once he's been tried on all charges, and if found guilty, he's flown back to the UK to serve all the time the U.S. courts sentenced him to - CONCURRENTLY, in a justice system which is less Abu Gahrib and more something approximating civilized. And if any USAsshole complains, it's guaranteed to be a right-winger asshole, so point out that he's been sentenced by the U.S. Courts but ISN'T being incarcerated on the U.S. taxpayer's dime so SHADDUP.
And yes, I say "approximating" civilized, because from the point of view of people with a REAL civilized criminal rehabilitation system, like, you know, any Scandanavian country, y'all are just as much barbarians as y'all (not wrongly) think we are, and the both of us would think some third-world African shithole's "justice" system is.
If there's a sign (provably raised by you, and not by the thief for a laff; such as a selfie of you placing the sign,) that says "Steal this," then I'd bet you dollars to donuts they'd get off on account of being literally invited to take the goods in question. That's as good as putting out a box full of guff you pulled out of the attic with a sign reading "free" on it.
You FUCKING MORON, do you really think that any kind of software limitations is going to be hard to get around? And if you hardwire such nonsense into domestically-made batteries, I'm sure the battery manufacturers of countries WITHOUT such restrictions will be more than happy for the business you're pushing their way!
You might as well put Phalanx CIWS emplacements with hypersensitive radars configured for automated anti-drone activation at the site of all major airports. That makes about as much sense, and would actually be efficacious at the task of keeping the airports free of these wildly unsubstantiated mythical drones.
What if your car's already had a normal blowout at autobahn speeds when some fuckwit who decides to teach you a lesson shoots out another tire?
You might as well ask "what happens if people randomly show up for dinner and open the door you forgot to lock while you're cranking your hog in the living room."
Y'know what I'd like to see?
A film that shows just one day in the life of a world where all those "don't do this because it will cause $BAD_THINGS to happen!" regulations/rules which were put in place for no reason came to pass.
You know, things like...
No using cell phones in hospital,
No using cell phones on planes,
No using cell phones at the petrol pump,
etc.
Just, the kind of absolute carnage that would ensue if that kind of shit was real. Then utterly mock everyone who made those kinds of things.
Y'know what I find most hilarious, is when old signage is just left in place, leading to signs depicting flip phones with big red, diagonally-crossed No circles around them, right next to the ones proudly proclaiming the free WiFi and depicting a smartphone.
Well, that's how they did Scarface Capone. I doubt the FCC is gonna find the balls to do sommat about this, though. They can't even muster the testicular/ovarian fortitude required to execute their remit to regulate communications on private enterprise these days; the Republithugs have, through budgetary cuts, rendered them pretty much unable to go after anyone with Lawyers, much like the IRS.
Top Gear died because Clarkson couldn't keep his fists from flying in a moment of frustration.
It's pretty simple, really: you punch a coworker, you get the sack; you're lucky not to land in the dock. I mean, I was pissed off and saddened to hear it, too, but on the other hand...
Do YOU want to work at some kind of place of employment where a Big Name VIP worker is literally allowed to get away with a violent assault upon a No Name (like yourself) because they're upset?
There's nobody to blame for the death of Top Gear as we knew it but Jeremy Clarkson. Frankly, I'd expect that BBC senior personnel were shitting bricks at the time, trying to figure out "Okay, is there ANY way we can avoid sacking Clarkson without transparently saying that you can get away with fracas if you're a big name presenter? Anyone got any ideas at all? No? Nothing? Nobody? Is there any way we can publicly punish him besides sacking him? Any old statuette we can drag out to have him flogged in public instead of sacked?
No? Nothing? Not a thing? Okay, is there any way Top Gear can go on without him? Clarkson's the lovable jackass, but we've still got May and Hammond, can we - oh, no, they're all mates with a unique on-screen chemistry and May and Hammond won't do more than finish presenting a truncated season without him? Right. Right, okay, pour me a gin and tonic, not too much tonic, and pass me that button - yes, the red one. The one with the "smash in case of emergency" glass over it, the one that's bright red and reads 'PANIC,' there's a good chap. Could we possibly cannibalize Top Gear US and Australia - oh, no, they're both hated by the people who love Classic Top Gear, even in their home countries? Okay, crazy ideas time - Sabine Schmidt has been on Top Gear a few times and Clarkson joked about offering her a job. Would she take one? Somebody get her on the phone; we are hereby in crisis mode, lads: no idea is too crazy to entertain if it stands a chance in hell of keeping Top Gear rolling."
And that's how a German motorsports driver wound up presenting Top Gear. Top Gear didn't die because of any liberal PC bias, it died because Jeremy Clarkson let his fists express his frustration and that's the kind of thing you tend to get the sack for, whether you're a famous television presenter or some bloke what works down the back of a fish'n'chips stall carrying sacks of frozen chips to the deep fryer.
Because people are panicy and stupid about things they don't understand.
Look, guys, let's face it: a dronestrike isn't gonna be any worse than a birdstrike, unless the drone was intentionally weaponized with like, C4 or something. That, or if the drone in question is a General Atomics product, but that would more correctly fall under the category of "midair collision between aircraft," the distinction being only that one of them was not manned.
Yes, a birdstrike is bad. A bad birdstrike can take down an aircraft. And a bad dronestrike could take down an aircraft, too.
But here's the thing: there's epic craptons of birds on the planet Earth. We have neither chosen to cease manned heavier-than-air flight, nor have we chosen to exterminate all birds, either.
We just take reasonable measures to prevent it (discouraging birds from congregating in flight paths, as opposed to unreasonable measures, such as launching massive avian extermination campaigns,) reinforce our planes as much as is practical and economical to do so, and deal with it when it happens.
So just do like the poster says: keep calm, and carry on. Everything is going to be fine.
Go ahead and get cocky. Post a sign at your house that says "We don't lock the doors; beware of dog." See how fast it gets your ass taken to the cleaner's.
If your dog isn't a TRAINED guard dog, his loyalty and silence can easily be bought for the price of a juicy steak or other shank of meat from the nearest supermarket.
The average domestic dog is only scary because the lizard brain associates the sounds an angry dog can make with those an angry wolf will make, but Rover, Yeller, Killer, etc, is a domesticated animal who's probably been socialized all his or her life with people, and is used to taking food from them. So if the thieves come prepared with so much as some dog treats your pooch likes, they can easily get the dog to behave while they pillage your home; or just lure him into a room they're okay with not looting and close the door on him.
Welllllll...
Considering it was their first go and all, and they apparently did it without consulting NASA or Russia, I'd say they had a good run, all told.
I mean, before we go crowing TOO loudly about Chinese idiocy in making a rover unprepared for the Lunar extremes, resulting in the vehicle being rendered merely immobile but still operable, we should all take a moment to remember that NASA are the idiots responsible for making a spacecraft unprepared for its component manufacturers and its programmers using differing mathematical units and thus turning from a lander into an impact probe.
DougS, it's an unfortunate fact of reality in this country that a great deal of voters are Party Voters.
There are Republicans who would vote Republican if Martin Shkreli was on the ticket with, I dunno, Kim Kardashian as running mate.
And there are Democrats who would vote Democrat if the ticket were Guy Fieri/John Oliver.
When you account for these voters who vote strictly on the party lines, between Republithugs and Dipshitcrats that's a majority of the voters already accounted for. Why do they do this? Because "This party best represents my interests" is simple and easy to understand.
So, getting a majority vote without it being [R] or [D] is already basically impossible. That's why I was fervently hoping that Trump would lose the nomination, throw a hissy, run as a third-party, and split the Republican voting base, thereby basically rolling the red carpet out for the Democrats. Not because I LIKE the Democrats, mind you, there's so much they do - or rather, so much they DON'T do - that pisses me off - but because they're not as bad as the alternative.
And in this case, the alternative is LITERALLY following Adolf Hitler's roadmap to power. So, let's see your options.
1: And if everybody who says "I hate Trump, but I don't like Hillary enough to vote for her" votes third-party or abstains, they're effectively casting half a vote for Trump, because their vote is NOT going into Hillary's pile. Let me be clear: don't get this twisted. I don't want Hillary Clinton for president in 2016. I think she's a fucking sell-out who sold the American people out to Big Insurance 22 years ago and has as much business in the oval office as a four-foot-tall wooden dildo.
But Donald fucking Trump is such a terrifying trainwreck disaster - the man has literally advocated WAR CRIMES on national television - that frankly at this point, anything short of violence would be justified to keep him out of the oval office. Voting for a candidate you don't LIKE is a small price to pay to keep a maniac out.
2: That could, in theory, happen. It would require every single undecided vote - including those who normally vote along party lines but will break ranks over one or two issues, or who will break ranks only in local elections - to unanimously back the third party. Who's it gonna be, huh? Gary Johnson?
I would rather jam my wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and whip his jacksie with a towel-whip than vote for a libertardian like Gary Johnson. Granted, I'd rather stick my wedding tackle into a V8-powered blender with Jeremy Clarkson on the accelerator than vote for Donald Trump, so I'd do it if it were literally the only other option, but it is not. As usual, the Libertardian party will gather a paltry sum of votes and fail entirely to have any meaningful effect in our ridiculous system.
3: In theory, this is possible, and has the potential to be a good outcome in the long run. But in the short run, it would start a REVOLUTION. Pissed-off Trumptards angry that they got cheated, pissed-off Democrats angry that they got cheated AND pissed-off third-party voters, would all have something to unite about they got all got shafted and the President was not elected by the people, from any of the options the actual people voted for.
Frankly, this country's democratic processes are broken. They could damn well be better, yes. But the only things that are going to cause any improvement will entail bloodshed, and I do not wish to see that happen. Would I prefer a system where you could vote for someone other than one of the big two and have a meaningful chance that your interests will be represented in government, abso-fucking-loutely I would. Hell, before this Brexit clusterfuck, I was actually suggesting, only in half-jest, ringing up 10 Downing Street and asking if we could kindly have a take-backsies on that whole "American Revolution" thing and join the UK.
Unfortunately, the system is broken, and there's no way to fix it that won't be blocked by those in power. Neither party would actually agree to any constitutional amendments that would weaken the two-party system, because in the long run it is in their cynical best interests to maintain the system; even if their party's power wanes, it will wax again sooner or later, whilstletting the Libtertards, Greenies, Constitutional fucktards, and all the etcs have their seat at the table would whittle both of them down to the point they might actually have to compromise with others to get things done. You know, like civilized human beings, and they can't have that.
> Yes, merkins talk good freedom but very few seem to work out what it means and how to do it.
And what, exactly, are "vigilant" citizens supposed to do when confronted with corrupt police officers crying "Civil Asset Forfeiture!" to rob them?
Is that the point where an otherwise law-abiding citizen is supposed to pull out a gun and kill the police officer in question, and then run to the nearest Pay'n'spray to recolor their car, thus legally obliging every police officer from coast to coast to suffer a highly specific brain annyeurism which obliges them to forget about it?