* Posts by Dave the Shoe

9 posts • joined 11 Feb 2010

Prof: Carbon sequestration 'as bad as nuclear waste'

Dave the Shoe
Go

Combat global warming...

CO2 is a greenhouse gas, so as the next ice age arrives... just release it all. Then, it's only dangerous to about 60,000 years before it becomes the next "crude oil"

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US must redesign killer hot dogs

Dave the Shoe

Why-oh-why...

Doesn't "El Reg" have a twat-o-tron, as there are some real prize winners... <sigh>

Sarah, please don't die, of cynicism or anything else. I love the way you use the word "berk" :D

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Dave the Shoe

Orrr.....

we could try being responsible parents... Dunno, just a thought.

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Dave the Shoe
Grenade

Natural Chlorine for the gene pool.

Why don't you just redesign kids with wider throats along with a suitable liver for your first child? Or treat this as natural chlorine for the gene pool of obese children who can't remember how to chew.

What with the president of the world cancelling constellation it looks like we're stuck on this planet for a bit longer that originally anticipated... we need to thin things out people!!!

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Swedish mother-daughter saint skulls are ringers, say boffins

Dave the Shoe
Grenade

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!

"...lived in mutual chastity and the pair lived as virgins until she joined her mother on the journey to Rome."

Yep, it's amazing what a road trip can do to your virginity.

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Dave the Shoe
Dead Vulture

In tact bones?

Isn't there something in Catholosism/Christianity that says bodies need to be in tact so that in the after life you get your body back... Seems a bit harsh... Great work girls, saint hood and all that, buuuuut we're just gonna keep you're head over hear, please let us know when you need it.

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

Dave the Shoe
Boffin

LHC

SO, it's like standing in front of the large hadron collider... that's fine, they deflect the beam from that with a quarter mile of gaffer tape and a couple of fridge magnets... I don't see a problem :)

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John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

Dave the Shoe
Happy

Ah ha, you said berk!

Another word that is heavily under used today.

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Dave the Shoe
WTF?

White, Black whatever.

As a white guy, I quite like the word "Honky" which I have to admit to not having heard in a very long time. Having to use the phrase "the 'n' word" is actually more annoying than the word itself. For example "she is sexual "the 'n' word" just doesn't roll off the tongue in quite the same way.

Can you actually use "the 'n' word" if your dyslexic, or do you just insult an entire land locked country named after a nearby river.

I have seem a few movies that seem to hint at "the 'n' word" being o.k. to use if you stick a letter in front of it. For example "wassup mnigger", this does not work well with the "honky" antonym though -mhonky.

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